Will Windows 8 Be Ready For Release In 2012? 504
MrSeb writes with an excerpt from an Extreme Tech article on the Windows 8 release timeline: "...A Microsoft vice president announced that the Windows 8 beta would begin in late February 2012. The beta will be feature-complete and will allow developers to begin listing their apps in the Store. The timing of the beta is curious, and ultimately quite telling. ... The first public build of Windows 8 ... emerged in mid-September 2011; by the time the beta rolls around, it will have been ruminating for more than five months. If we follow the timeline forward — it took 10 months for Windows 7 to go from beta to public release — then it's possible that Windows 8 might arrive just in time for Black Friday 2012, or perhaps not in 2012 at all. Will its late arrival affect its chances of cutting out a swath of the tablet market from Apple and Android? Or will Windows 8 be different enough that it will do well, no matter when it arrives?"
In related news, an anonymous reader notes that IDC predicts Windows 8 will be irrelevant to the traditional PC market.
Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
In related news, an anonymous reader notes that IDC predicts Windows 8 will be irrelevant to the traditional PC market.
Yeah but have you seen how cheap the report is from IDC? It's a mere $3,500.00 [idc.com] which is a steal considering I just shelled out twelve and a half large for their forecast on computing devices [amazon.com]. My god, the forecast I bought was a piddly 27 page PDF while this Windows 8 report is a weighty tome totaling 17 pages in girth and might even result in a printed copy that that I can set on my desk and hold down with a real human skull paperweight completely encrusted with diamonds. At this price, I am buying one copy for every member of my extended family -- these things will make great stocking stuffers next to moon rocks, 1913 Liberty Nickels and the keys to each person's personalized yacht. Of course he tweeted the meat and potatoes of this report -- they're practically GIVING it away on their site already! Be sure to stock up on these before they sell out!
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
You seem kinda riled up about this. Like you actually did buy an IDC report once ...
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
In other news.
A new release of Windows is going to be released later than originally planned.
This is really turning out to be a slow news day, isn't it?
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:2, Funny)
There's a new Firefox version? Why didn't someone tell me?
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
We were waiting on Duke Nukem Fo...
er, oops. Sorry about that.
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
What and idiot.
Nonono (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not in 2012 for me (Score:5, Funny)
You don't remember Windows 7?? Come on, man, it wasn't THAT long ago!
Windows 7 was just a service pack for Vista that removed most of the suck.
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not in 2012 for me (Score:5, Funny)
You mean like smit in AIX? Better 20 years late then never I suppose.
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
A total looser!
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
For all intensive purposes your saying the same thing.
Moron.
You're joking me, no? (Score:5, Funny)
Let me just try that out - hold on;
Me: What could be a huge market for tablet devices which utilize native handwriting recognition and run industry standard software?
Siri: I found 7 industry standards... 3 of them are not far from you: [...]
Me: No, no, Siri, listen, I need a huge market for tablet devices which utilize native handrwriting recognition!
Siri: The Ojibwa and Tuskarora Iroquois are recognized Native American tribes near your location.
Me: Siri, are you dumb? I am looking for a huge market for tablet devices which utilize native handrwriting recognition!
Siri: I found 5 markets for tablets are near your location. Tap the one you want directions to:
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
I hope you bought the extended service plan for your sarcasm detector
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:2, Funny)
I hear this almost every day at work... the same guy that tells us for all intensive purposes also told us about killing two stones, burying his grave, and escape goats.
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:4, Funny)
I used to work with someone who'd say "six of one, a dozen of the other."
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
For all intensive purposes your saying the same thing.
Moron.
Don't you mean "you're" instead of "your" ?
Maroon.
Irregardless we know what he mean's
Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately I am no longer waiting for Duke Nukem Forever.
Unfortunately I own it.