Zuckerberg Updates Relationship Status To "Married" 335
theodp writes "A day after taking Facebook public, CEO Mark Zuckerberg changed his Facebook status to 'married' after wedding longtime girlfriend and recent med school grad Priscilla Chan on Saturday. No word if Zuckerberg heeded Donald Trump's prenup advice."
Re:If you're subscribed to him.. (Score:5, Funny)
I agree Facebook is too mainstream to be news for nerds. If he married a Robot or an executive from Google. That may be a little different.
Re:Hahahahaha (Score:5, Funny)
As you sit alone. Lonely and Miserable.
Re:Is this "stuff that matters?" (Score:5, Funny)
"Nerd gets married", how is this not news? There is hope for us all!
Re:If you're subscribed to him.. (Score:5, Funny)
Well this news should satisfy both those that wish him well, and those that wish him pain and suffering.
Re:longtime girlfriend? (Score:5, Funny)
isn't that marriage?
No. When you have a girlfriend you're still having sex.
Re:Is this "stuff that matters?" (Score:5, Funny)
It is a relief he got married. A nerd with a girlfriend was an unsettling phenomenon.
Re:Marrying Ages of Tech's Rich and Famous (Score:5, Funny)
All this shows is that Ellison is an ass even in his personal life.
Re:Hahahahaha (Score:5, Funny)
40 pounds? It might seem strange to you, given your...perspective...but heterosexual men aren't really attracted to anorexic models. Yes, they're easy to drape clothes on, which I'm sure comes in handy in your profession, but they don't really look, well, feminine. Again, not something you're concerned about, but the rest of us kinda dig chicks, see?
Re:longtime girlfriend? (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, but not necessarily with each other.
Re:If you're subscribed to him.. (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sure Angelina Jolie is home crying right now because she missed out on such a great catch.
Re:Hahahahaha (Score:1, Funny)