Windows 7 Is the Next Windows XP 504
snydeq writes "Windows XP's most beloved factors are also driving business organizations to Windows 7 in the face of Windows 8. 'We love Windows 7: That's the message loud and clear from people this week at the TechMentor Conference held at Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, Wash. With Windows XP reaching end of life for support in April 2014, the plan for most organizations is to upgrade — to Windows 7,' indicating 'a repeat of history for what we've seen with Windows releases, the original-cast Star Trek movie pattern where every other version was beloved and the ones in between decidedly not so.'"
Excellent News! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Win8 is just Win7 SP2 (Score:5, Funny)
Win 8 is an improvement over an already excellent Win7 with lots of cool new features. I'm running RTM Enterprise on a Dell E6520 laptop, and it's flawless. 5 minutes of training - some new shortcut keys, and I'm more productive than before.
I don't suppose those five minutes of training occurred in a conference room in Redmond, by any chance?
Re:PREDICTIONS ARE LIKE INSTINES !! (Score:2, Funny)
People who make intestines are full of shit?
Re:Never mind Windows 8 sucks! (Score:4, Funny)
We always called the "clit-mice."
Common now, here is a better review. (Score:3, Funny)
Cat Analogy (Score:5, Funny)
Without thinking, I simply replied, "Dinner."
Re:Excellent News! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Excellent News! (Score:2, Funny)
I, too, hate UAC. And sudo was a terrible idea. That's why I run everything as root.
And what's wrong with the Vista GUI? It's 7 minus the OS X dock.
Re:PREDICTIONS ARE LIKE INSTINES !! (Score:2, Funny)
So, to summarize your blatant attempt at trolling... You made a spelling mistake to catch the anal retentive crowd, you made it about faeces to catch the people who start frothing at the mouth at childish language, you slammed XP to get mindless rants in return from those that have been using it for a decade or more. You then concluded by saying it wasn't a prediction but a fact, just to see if you could rile up the people who are logical enough to know that you don't "predict" past or current events/behaviours.
All in all, I give you a 3/10 for effort. When you scattershoot like that, you just end up sounding like an irate redneck, and nobody gives a fuck what they think, so you won't catch half as much as if you target one group specifically and do it subtly and well.
Now go forth, and try again.
Re:Excellent News! (Score:5, Funny)
Monitor is about 3-4 feet away from me.
You have more than 2 feet???
Re:Excellent News! (Score:5, Funny)
Monitor is about 3-4 feet away from me.
You have more than 2 feet???
He clearly said that his monitor is -1 feet away.