Why Aircraft Carriers Still Rule the Oceans 718
An anonymous reader writes "Despite being created during World War I, the modern carrier has evolved to be the pinnacle of modern warfare's best and most visible symbols of power. Nothing says 'show the flag' more than a carrier off an enemy's coast. Some, though, have called the carrier a 21st-century version of a battleship — high on looks and weapons but vulnerable to modern weapons. Critics note air-power killed the battleship; people now suggest super-sonic 'carrier-killer' missiles will make the carrier a relic of the past. With their cost in the billions of dollars, some point to killing off carriers as an obvious cost saving measure. Carriers though still have a lot of uses. Many navies, like India and China, are adding them to their arsenal, and they are still feared by many. While carriers might be old, they are a symbol of power that no missile or submarine below the surface can match yet."
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Carriers had their day (Score:5, Funny)
Re:R2D2 beats missles. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Their vulnerability is not demonstrated (Score:5, Funny)
Billy Mitchell demonstrated the vulnerability of modern warships in 1921.
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Re:Not sure about the thesis of the article, but.. (Score:5, Funny)
Better yet: Just eliminate the men and the planes. They take-up too much room. Replace them with self-guided missiles that don't need to eat or sleep. You can carry thousands of them in the space of an aircraft carrier and project power as quickly as you press a button. No need to wait for waking-up the men, fueling the planes, moving them into position, et cetera. Missiles are ready near-instantly.
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Re:Carriers had their day (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:why would anyone... (Score:5, Funny)
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Grow up.
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