Korea Tensions Lead To Delay Of Minuteman III Test Flight

An anonymous reader writes "The U.S. plans on delaying 'the test of the Minuteman III intercontinental missile' that was scheduled for launching next week out of the Vandenberg Air Force Base in California. The reported reason is to prevent 'misperception or miscalculation' by North Korea. North Korea has warned foreign diplomats that 'they could not guarantee their safety from next Wednesday' onwards, but the warning has not caused any plans for evacuation of any embassies so far."

here's my prediction

[etash]

kim jong un, the son of kim jong il who lately became known as kim jong ded, was recruited by the CIA during his switzerland university years and is acting together with the US to bring down the regime by triggering some sort of crisis.

Re:here's my prediction

[PolygamousRanchKid]

yes, because in a country of 24+ million it is impossible to find a body double

Kim Jong Un is a fat boy. Fat folks are in short supply in North Korea.

ob. yeah, whatever

[Tastecicles]

"Kim..."
"WHAT?"
"Eat your Snickers."
"WHY!?"
"'Cos you turn into a right megalomaniac when you're hungry." ::CHOMP!::
"...Better?"
"Oppa Gangnam Syle!"