Sky Deutschland Considering Using Bone Conduction To Force Ads On Train Riders

KindMind writes "Sky Deutschland is considering a proposal to use bone conduction to broadcast ads to train riders. The idea is that the riders rest their heads against a part of the train, like the train window, and then bone conduction would broadcast ads directly into their ears."

Using bone conduction, what a coincidence

[Anonymous Coward]

I was thinking of using bone fragmentation to help my local railway planners understand how I feel about their ossified asininity.

...and in others news...

[raydobbs]

...the incident of violent vandalism aboard trams and trains rose exponentially after the introduction of technology that, to paraphrase a gibbering offender led away in a straight jacket, '...puts goddamn voices in your head..." Advertisers are calling it a new age in advertising and psychotropic drug manufacturers report a boom in sales. More at 11...

Get all the ladies with a strai(gh)t jacket

[tepples]

to paraphrase a gibbering offender led away in a straight jacket

As opposed to a gay jacket [explosm.net]?

Look at the positive side of this..

[Registered Coward v2]

once someone figures out how to hack into the ad server all kinds of chaos and hilarity can ensue, Ja?

Re:I'm holding out for

[ackthpt]

treppaning.

If anyone ever figures out how telepathy can work, I predict WW III will be between advertisers and a very angry public.