The Little Bomb-Detecting Device That Couldn't 217
theodp writes "Widely deployed in Iraq and promoted by military leaders, BusinessWeek reports the ADE 651 bomb-detecting device had one little problem: it wouldn't detect explosives (earlier Slashdot story). 'The ADE 651,' reports Adam Higginbotham, 'was modeled on a novelty trinket conceived decades before by a former used-car salesman from South Carolina, which was purported to detect golf balls. It wasn't even good at that.' One thing the ADE 651 did excel at, however, was making money — estimates suggest that the authorities in Baghdad bought more than 6,000 useless bomb detectors, at a cost of at least $38 million. Even though ADE 651 manufacturer James McCormick was found guilty of three counts of fraud and sentenced to 10 years in prison in May, the ADE 651 is still being used at thousands of checkpoints across Baghdad. Elsewhere, authorities have never stopped believing in the detectors. Why? According to Sandia Labs' Dale Murray, the ideomotor effect is so persuasive that for anyone who wants or needs to believe in it, even conclusive scientific evidence undermining the technology it exploits has little power."
Re:I haven't played golf in several years (Score:5, Funny)
But, back when I did, I can tell you: a functional golf ball detector would've been very handy.
Real duffers come back to the clubhouse with more balls than they started with.
Re:I haven't played golf in several years (Score:4, Funny)
No, most of the duffers do not have stripes. ;-)
Re:nothing new... (Score:5, Funny)
It serves the same purpose as telling your sleepless and scared toddler that their blanket is actually an anti-monster device. So that they'll shut up and go to bed.
I told my daughter that the monsters had nibbled on her while she was sleeping and reported to me that she didn't taste good. It worked about as well as you might imagine.
Re:but Perfect for America security theatre (Score:5, Funny)
I like to yell "halt" before I shoot. It's easier if they aren't moving.
Re:Elephants (Score:2, Funny)
It says in the article the device can detect bombs,guns, ammunition, drugs and elephants. My question is: Why are Iraqis trying to smuggle elephants through checkpoints?
They were trying to cross the Alps, but got a little lost on the way.
My question is: How do you "smuggle" an elephants?
Oh, no, sir, that's not an elephant. It's just a big dog. Let me show you...
Roll over, Fido! Good dog... Play dead!... Fetch!...
See? Just a big dog... Can I go now?
Re:Elephants (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It has a deep tradition it seems (Score:2, Funny)
I don't need to use dowsing for anything here. Sycraft-fu is master_kaos. You should really use two different browsers to keep your names straight.
Re:It has a deep tradition it seems (Score:5, Funny)
Can you explain the logic of this part of your statement? I can't discern any.