How Do You Move a City? 172
Zothecula writes "The town of Kiruna in Lapland, Sweden, is known for its Jukkasjårvi Ice Hotel and for hosting the recent Arctic Council summit. It also sits within the Arctic Circle, on one of the world's richest deposits of iron ore. Now in danger of collapse due to extensive deep mining, the city center is to be relocated."
SubjectsInCommentsAreStupid (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How Do You Move a City? (Score:5, Funny)
The same way you move a file across filesystems: copy and delete.
Easy (Score:5, Funny)
1. Build settlers until the population is reduced to one.
2. Build one final settler.
3. Confirm that you want to disband the city.
4. Settle somewhere else.
Put Detroit Politicians In Charge Of The City (Score:4, Funny)
They moved 1.3M people out of the city! 18k should be a snap for them.
Re:SubjectsInCommentsAreStupid (Score:5, Funny)
Especially if they Built This City on Rock and Roll
Re:How Do You Move a City? (Score:3, Funny)
I got out the old ouija board and asked Johnny Cash how he would do it:
I'd do it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
Re:SubjectsInCommentsAreStupid (Score:5, Funny)
Especially if they Built This City on Rock and Roll
Surely one would require a starship for that?