Tesla Model S Gets Titanium Underbody Shield, Aluminum Deflector Plates 314
An anonymous reader writes "Tesla Motors made headlines several times last year for a few Model S car fires. Elon Musk criticized all the attention at the time, pointing out that it was disproportionate to the 200,000 fires in gas-powered cars over the same period. Musk didn't stop there, though. He's announced that the Model S will now have a titanium underbody shield along with an aluminum bar and extrusion. He says this will prevent debris struck on the road from breaching the battery area. Musk offered this amusing example: 'We believe these changes will also help prevent a fire resulting from an extremely high speed impact that tears the wheels off the car, like the other Model S impact fire, which occurred last year in Mexico. This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries and a fire, again limited to the front section of the vehicle, started several minutes later. The underbody shields will help prevent a fire even in such a scenario.' Included with the article are several animated pictures of testing done with the new underbody, which survives running over a trailer hitch, a concrete block, and an alternator."
Human guided missile? (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds like (Score:5, Funny)
This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries
Sounds like a scene from "the A team", where I would have been saying "that's so unrealistic"!
Re:Sounds like (Score:5, Funny)
But seriously makes me want to buy one.
"Guess what my car can do? Here, hold my beer..."
Two minutes later, walk back and finish beer. "It didn't even get warm!"
Re:Titanium? (Score:5, Funny)
So when you're driving your Tesla on the golf course, try to keep on the fairway and out of the rough. Especially avoid running over rocks and golfers carrying titanium clubs.
Re:Titanium? (Score:5, Funny)
Golf carts have batteries.
Teslas have batteries.
Coincidence?
Re:Sounds like (Score:5, Funny)
In the battery compartment.
Re:Sounds like (Score:5, Funny)
You're driving 110mph in a titanium shielded metal box full of batteries. You ARE the ammunition.
Re:Titanium? (Score:5, Funny)
> In the event of a crash where there is grinding across the titanium shield, there would be a lot of sparks on the outside, but no damage to the batteries.
Thank god a Tesla could never crash into anything carrying gasoline.
Tesla = Death, Yugo = Life, you decide (Score:3, Funny)
It is Tesla's indifference to the customer's safety that makes this car a death trap. Somone ever so gentily nudges a barrier (an old one that crumbled for 15 feet) at a relatively slow speed of 110 MPH and the two front wheels fly off and the car is flung in to a tree. All we hear from Telsa is "Save the batteries, save the poor batteries". What about the driver? Who is looking out for him?
The safest car ever built was the Yugo. A 200 pound car with a top speed of 15 MPH; how much damage can you do?
Re:Human guided missile? (Score:5, Funny)
We'll never see a Tesla in an action movie at this rate. They'll be too safe and lack the big fireball explosions.
Re:"extrusion"? (Score:0, Funny)
Wow, whatever happened to the "greased Yoda doll up my ass" Slashdot trolls? You'd think 3D printing would have brought them back ...
Re:Human guided missile? (Score:5, Funny)