brumgrunt writes: "What reasons did your parents give you for not being allowed to watch a movie? Can you beat the kid who was told they couldn't watch Back To The Future because "I don't want it giving you ideas?"...." Link to Original Source
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and
crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.