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Nationwide Domain Name/Yard Sign Conspiracy
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timothy
on Thursday November 06, @03:17PM
from the tragically-yes-I'm-single dept.
from the tragically-yes-I'm-single dept.
robertjmoore writes "Everywhere I go lately, I see these lawn signs that say "Single?" and then give a URL with my town's name in it. Being a huge business intelligence geek with too much time on my hands, I decided to track down who was behind them and wound up uncovering ten thousand domain names, a massively coordinated and well-funded guerilla marketing machine, and the $45 Million revenue business hiding behind it all. Hot off the presses, these are my findings."
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peh. (Score:5, Funny)
did you get a date?
why yes, I am new round here.. how did you know?
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Guerrilla Marketing (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Guerrilla Marketing (Score:5, Insightful)
Guy observes something odd related to his field of work.
Guy notices more oddities, all related.
Guy gets an itch to figure out what is going on, and scratches the itch.
Guy keeps on scratching until he's completely satisfied.
Seriously, what nerd hasn't done the same thing in their particular field of interest? Whether it's the grepping to find instances of an odd item in your logs, or statistical analysis to compare voting records by state to federal balance of payment figures, or figuring out how to make the pelvic actuators on your girl robot work properly, one thing all nerds have in common is sleuthing.
Nerdhood, to me, is defined by inquisitiveness and a strong dedication to finding answers and increasing our knowledge. So yes, it's news for nerds, since we can all relate to the author's search for truth.
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Re:Guerrilla Marketing (Score:5, Funny)
...or figuring out how to make the pelvic actuators on your girl robot work properly...
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Re:Guerrilla Marketing (Score:5, Insightful)
This is extremely fascinating. I'm not quite sure how it becomes news for nerds. But fascinating none the less.
Maybe you're being sarcastic, but i really don't see why this is interesting, really. Upon reading the article, it seems to me the guy has the reasoning powers of a shrew - it was obvious to me after seeing just two identical signs with different addresses that this company must be doing this all over the place. The author makes it sound like it's some crazy complex conspiracy and blah blah blah. Hey, guess what!? BayAreaHelpWanted.com is also part of a similar situation! There is also SacramentoHelpWanted.com and a bunch others. Gasp! Someone is using location specific domain names as a way of appearing more local!
Next he'll find out that the Shane Co. is not a local mom and pop diamond company, but a huge nationwide chain, with ads targeting specific areas (our ads only mention the 3 local stores, for example, and Tom Shane always makes himself sound so down to earth that he couldn't possibly be the head of a huge chain).
Really, i'm surprised that anyone is surprised by how this works.
-Taylor
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missed the point (Score:5, Funny)
I think you missed the point. You were suppose to go to the URL to get a date NOT research the registration.
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Re:missed the point (Score:5, Funny)
This gives me an idea for a new set of yard signs: "Single? Bored? www.slashdot.org"
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Fines? (Score:5, Insightful)
Now that we know who is behind putting up all these signs, apparently without permission, won't there be some huge fines coming up?
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Re:Fines? (Score:5, Interesting)
In my city, a little old lady was arrested walking down main street placing more of these signs by none other than the chief of police. The signs stopped appearing for awhile, but apparently they got someone to replace her.
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My garbage can is full of these signs (Score:5, Interesting)
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BTW, those signs are illegal (Score:5, Interesting)
If you hate them as much as I do, visit this site [causs.org] for tips and contact your local code enforcement office.
Legally, they are no different from litter. If you don't have a permit to leave something in a public place, it's nothing but trash. That said, the neanderthal assholes who post them might not be aware of that* and almost certainly won't be happy if they catch you taking them down, legally right or not, so be careful when picking up trash.
* and I'm sure the assholes who SELL the signs never mention it, either.
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Together (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Together (Score:5, Informative)
Women were charged significantly less- my wife bought in blocks of 6 instead of 36, and I was her 12th introduction.
The cost included at that time "therapy sessions" which allowed you to discover and refine what you wanted in a mate. Given the gals I was introduced to- I was either confused or they weren't using that part correctly.
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Re:Together (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Together (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Together (Score:5, Interesting)
The price of Coroplast has tripled over the last 24 months. I buy 4'x8' sheets of it for making cages for small animals. My price went from around $6 to over $25!
Recycling election signs works nicely though...
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Re:signs (Score:5, Funny)
We should start a counter-campaign:
Married?
LincolnSwingers.com
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Re:signs (Score:5, Funny)
Naw, because some asshat lawyer will steal the idea:
"Married ?
LincolnDivorce.com"
And then we'll have to kill them.
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Re:Well done (Score:5, Interesting)
Agreed.
What I'd like to see next is this guy taking out the "Crazy Fox" scam. Late-night TV commercials with the same video, namely a poorly-rendered CGI fox, talking about what an awesome home-based-business... yadda yadda yadda. The commercials are identical, except for a random number prefixed or suffixed to the domain name containing the string "crazyfox".
It's obviously a pyramid scheme of some sort, but the mechanism of spamvertizing it is ultimately the same as that employed by the "randomaffiliatename"{singles|dating}.com scam. The only difference is that it uses TV commercials (which are probably the "thing" being "sold" by the people at the top of the pyramid) instead of lawn signs.
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Re:Slow News Day? (Score:5, Interesting)
Let's think this through:
1. Anyone who wants to get more Obama can go to news.google.com and read through several dozen international news sources, as well as the Huffington Post and Fox "News", and get more than enough of the regular headlines.
2. Slashdot, as a news aggregator, is finding slim pickins on the tech side, as Obamamania sucks the oxygen out of every other news story. Cool for us political wonks, not so cool for CowboyNeal & co.
3. This really is a nationwide conspiracy. Every tiny suburb and exurb of Dallas is frequently spammed by these guys. I thought they were a local outfit, so it's very interesting to see the extent of their reach.
4. The way the guy investigated is cool, and I'm sorely tempted to upgrade my own DomainTools.com account to "paid" status, now that I know that it really works.
5. Last, but CERTAINLY not least, it's about a DATING SITE. Dating, as you may have heard, is part of the mating ritual of Homo Sapiens Solaris, aka "those of us who have emerged from our parents' basements". It involves meeting FEMALES, which is kind of an awesome concept when you think about it. Opportunities for +5 Funny moderations abound (deserved or not).
I think the "Together Dating" guerrilla marketing behemoth, with its sign spam [causs.org], is reaching the same shallow end of the gene pool that buys enough v1@g@ra to keep our inboxes full of e-spam. Pretty sad. Especially when there's a free dating site [plentyoffish.com] that almost certainly generates better results. But I guess some folks think, if you don't pay for it, it's not worth anything. Hopefully, those folks won't be asking me for a date.
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Re:The "from the..." Department (Score:5, Insightful)
I think that, quite frankly, one of the most painful issues with being single for geeks is when we have friends who constantly enjoy the pleasures of physical relationships. I, for one, have a friend who is constantly "pulling women from the bar" because "variety is the spice of life". Sure, he's always complaining to me that he will never find a good girl... But at least he's getting to have some fun in the sack.
For us pragmatic geeks who think about consequences, consider other peoples feelings, and simultaneously have the same mammalian urges as our more risky, wreckless friends, it's clear how one can feel that being lonely is tragic. ... comming from a 24 year old virgin who has more experience writing in assembly than hacking into panties.
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Re:but do they work ? (Score:5, Informative)
If you're looking, I'm a big fan of plentyoffish.com. I'm a bit biased since I met my current girlfriend there. It's 100% free. Minimal (very very minimal) ads and ... I like it is all.
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Re:but do they work ? (Score:5, Funny)
plentyoffish.com
That sounds like the perfect site for me...people tell me I'm plenty offish all the time!
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Re:but do they work ? (Score:5, Informative)
Of course, I haven't had contact since they closed their Oregon office a year after I got married....
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Re:It's an interesting story... (Score:5, Funny)
So they work on the Scientology model?
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