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Journal of Big Dogs Cock (539391)
Fuck everybody
Thursday August 07 2003, @03:35PM
And? So what. It's nearly a year since I last posted here. I just came back to check what whether it was still shit. That's that question answered.
Live from HackerCon 2002
Sunday September 01 2002, @02:14AM
"Hi, my name's Bob Haxor the world's first Open Source comedian. I'm pleased to be here in LA tonight and it's great to see all you guys and ... All you guys in the audience.
So, my grandmother got a new Dell with Windows XP on it and you know it's never had a virus. That's because it blue screens before she can read her e-mail!
Thank you.
So, how many patent lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Like, loads because they would have to patent the process or something.
Women eh? Is anybody here married? ... OK, we'll skip that one. Anyway, one day I was rebuilding my kernel to add support for a sound card and I realised, all these people giving away their money to Bill Gates who's like got billions of dollars already. Are they dumb or what?
Thank you. Here's another: why didn' the RIAA cross the road? Because they don't get it!
That's all from me tonight. You've been a lovely audience.I'd just like to remind you that all my material is Open Source and can be downloaded from my website at www.geocities.com/~BobHaxor288/jokes in PDF format."
So, my grandmother got a new Dell with Windows XP on it and you know it's never had a virus. That's because it blue screens before she can read her e-mail!
Thank you.
So, how many patent lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Like, loads because they would have to patent the process or something.
Women eh? Is anybody here married?
Thank you. Here's another: why didn' the RIAA cross the road? Because they don't get it!
That's all from me tonight. You've been a lovely audience.I'd just like to remind you that all my material is Open Source and can be downloaded from my website at www.geocities.com/~BobHaxor288/jokes in PDF format."
I'm working on a hangover
Saturday August 17 2002, @01:53PM
I have some new cough medicine and some cheap whisky. Let's see how it goes.
Christ, I must be bored.
Christ, I must be bored.
Last ever hangover journal
Monday July 15 2002, @09:53AM
What is the point? Two posts a day? Crap - I quit.
I may read, but it's not the same without the total crap you guys came out with day after day. (I like to think I've contributed some fetid dingo's kidneys as well.) Special pr0pz to on by, fucky, gazbo, flaw, NFTs, govtcheez and many others.
Goodbye.
I may read, but it's not the same without the total crap you guys came out with day after day. (I like to think I've contributed some fetid dingo's kidneys as well.) Special pr0pz to on by, fucky, gazbo, flaw, NFTs, govtcheez and many others.
Goodbye.
Testing
Friday July 12 2002, @02:44AM
Ah yes - you can post in your journal when you're banned.
Actually I'm at work so I can't do anything about the IP address - it was posting from here as King of Chat which got me banned - mainly due to some suspect moderation.
Slashcode updates seem to be particularly annoying - I'm sure before that if you hit the 20 seconds thing before, just going "back", "submit" would be OK. Now it seems to start the 20 seconds all over again. Bollocks.
PS No hangover today.
Actually I'm at work so I can't do anything about the IP address - it was posting from here as King of Chat which got me banned - mainly due to some suspect moderation.
Slashcode updates seem to be particularly annoying - I'm sure before that if you hit the 20 seconds thing before, just going "back", "submit" would be OK. Now it seems to start the 20 seconds all over again. Bollocks.
PS No hangover today.
