Big_Ass_Spork's Journal: mmmmmmmm donuts...

Hello, /. community types, disidents, trolls, my fellow americans. It has been a long time no write. In the time since I was last active a lot of shit has happened to me. I left my wife of 4 years. I made new friends, got my own place. Got 4 piercings and a large new tattoo (my 12th). Still write code for the same company. Still have my cat and my hand to fuck (I meant to say I still have my cat and I can always fuck my hand, n/e hoo...).

This is the state of the Big Ass Spork. Living the single life, getting used to being alone...

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[Profane Motherfucker]

one piercing per year of wife?

Awww..

[NaveWeiss]

Well this sucks.. but at least we got you back here, with all your street wisdom. ;)

Re:Awww..

[c.emmertfoster]

Nice sig... ever heard of Purple Motion?

By the way, I need to brag somewhere and I guess this is as good a spot as any. Everyone who posted in this [slashdot.org] thread got modded down to -1 Offtopic! Billy Joel is dead!

Re:Awww..

[NaveWeiss]

Ofcourse I did. That's where I stole the idea from - I still didn't understand the original meaning of the sentence - something about nuclear experiments.

And Billy isn't dead! He just broke his nose.