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CmderTaco (533794)

CmderTaco
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I have powders. Secret powders.

Please notice: As of August 5 2002, any crapflooding activity from this account has been terminated (mostly because the original account owner decided to become religious or something like that). Please remove me from your foes list then. Thanks darling!
cmdermarco@yahoo.com. Also known as Marco Rossi [slashdot.org].

What is CmderTaco Talkback? [slashdot.org]
Who can you trust? [sporks-r-us.com]

Journal of CmderTaco (533794)

Best sci-fi element used in porn ever

Wednesday December 22 2004, @06:34PM
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Not your average run-of-the-mill porn pic. Look at the guy's tattoo. It's hilarious!

And the whole index is here.

Attention password naggers

Friday December 03 2004, @12:07PM
Bug

Any further email messages titled "Slashdot User Password for CmderTaco" will be automatically shredded before they reach my mailbox. So you can continue using the "mail password" form as much as you like - I won't be notified about it anymore.

Love,
    Marco

Someone's trying to hack my account!

Saturday November 27 2004, @02:06PM
Republicans

Hi.
Some lifeless people have been trying to hack into my account (is it GNAA?). Look what kind of email I received:

Your new password is toiDiUoY. Your old password will still work until
this password is used. Go to the URL below to log in:

Make sure you then CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD!

If you have received this message without having requested it, it is because someone attempted to use your username or e-mail address. It was mostly likely an innocent mistake, and they are not getting your password, so you can safely disregard this message.

Thanks.

In case you get multiple emails you didn't request, the requester's IP
was 4.245.48.149. Its user agent was
"Mercatur/6.9 (Lunix; Q; MercaturOS 6.6.6; en-EU; rv:1.234) G"
(not that you should trust that value, but it might be interesting).

It's not a fake email - it was indeed sent to me from Slashdot, using an email address which is known only to Slashdot and me.

See the spoofed IP. It's very interesting - how could you feed a webserver with a fake IP like that? It doesn't make sense. Also it's nice to see that the hackers are using lunix.. and could anyone would tell me what's the deal with Mercatur? Is it a girl or something more than that?

Retiring CmderTaco Talkback

Wednesday February 25 2004, @06:10AM
Slashback

Due to a disappointing lack of interest, I'm going to discontinue CmderTaco Talkback. It was nice when people still bothered to comment, but I can't do it on my own.

It also disappointed me that no one ever mentioned me. I guess I'll never be a popular troll because I can't really troll - I'm too nice for that.

Good porn actresses

Thursday January 29 2004, @07:14AM
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I'm downloading porn nowadays, and it's real fun, but the problem is that many porn actresses may look good, but they are really, really bad actresses.

I'm not saying porn actresses should act like real life actresses, but they should act in a convincing way. Most of the porn actresses I see just moan and shout sentences like "yea! fuck my pussy! shit! ohh! uuuhhhh!" and it looks so bad that sometimes the movie looks better if I mute the volume.

So.. do you know any nice actresses? If so, don't hesitate to tell me about them. Thanks.

Update: You suck guys! Why didn't you answer me? Fuck you!!!