Gas-Powered Shoes? 185
Glen Davis writes: "A Russian inventor has created motorized shoes! The shoes weigh 2 pounds apiece, and work by means of foot-long pistons which trigger a plate attached to the shoe's sole. Single strides are up to 13 feet long, and wearers can attain speeds of up to 25 mph! The shoes are gas-powered." (BBC article with pictures here, submitted by Ave.)
Yes, Yes, YES! (Score:2)
I don't drive. Driving sucks. Traffic in the Bay area sucks. I live almost nine miles away from my company's campus and I would love a pair of these to trot along at a nice 25mph along the side of the San Tomas expressway.
These would also come in handy when your boss is chasing you down the hall to hand you some extra work. With these suckers, it's just one big leap and you're half way across the building, out of his path!
I wish there were photos of the shoes. God, I want a pair so bad!
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seumas.com
Has the whole world gone insane?!? (Score:1)
Re:Dangerous? (Score:1)
But I really am concerned about how one STOPS in these boots, or how one controls the speed. And if a 'normal' person can get up to 25mph, can an olympic runner go faster than that in these boots?
- Spryguy
Re:Re-inventing the wheel ... (Score:1)
On a slightly less feasetious note, I do recall seeing a gas powered pogo stick.
Re:Let's ban 'em (was Re:Dangerous?) (Score:1)
- Spryguy
the dog runs on "regular" (Score:1)
- The Kentucky Derby is overshadowed by the Yamaha Goodyear Derby 500, where gas-powered horseshoes propel specially trained jockeys to 100 km/h, and banked corners are mandated after one too many dull, wet thuds in turn 1.
- Police dogs don't ride in the K-9 unit anymore, they run along side of it, and chase down criminals in the next borough. You think dogs chased cars before? Just think of a car theif seeing an angry German Shepard closing in on their stolen ride. Is that a brick in your pants, or are you surrendering peacefully?
- Mice in space. No, we don't make shoes for them. Just rig up one of these shoes as a mouse trap, and spring the little bugger into orbit. Confused by happy birds of prey get to pluck their lunch right out of the air.
No sense in limiting this to just shoes, either. Ski boots could give hot-doggers the air they've been looking for. Heck, ski-jump in Saskatchewan. Imagine figure skating with gasoline-assisted jumps... instant replay is required to figure out whether it was a octuple axel, or merely the standard septuple.
I think this just goes to show that engineers should be given good jobs and a decent salary... to keep them out of trouble and coming up with goofy crap like this.
Re:Calif. must love this. More $$$ from smog check (Score:1)
They're serious about this stuff.
Maybe I'll just buy a goat, because the engine has started to misbehave, it runs fast-slow-fast-slow for no reason, and to get Sears to look at it? $50 just to crack the case, more if there's work that needs to be done. Bottom line, if you need any serious work on your lawnmower, you're better off buying a new one. What happens to the old one? Landfill.
If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!
Re:You laugh!! (Score:1)
What if one shoe runs out of gas before the other? (Score:1)
Long term health risks. (Score:1)
Mr. Bill's interested! (Score:1)
Add a laser scope to your HUD and
a put on a mechanical hand-piece glove and you're all set!
(If you're short on cash, use a cheap laser
pointer, and hold on to a plier in your hand.)
Re:Can I be a superhero now? (Score:1)
I hear he's working on Mark VII right now. I can hardly wait for Project Grizzly II.
How do you top a boot? Tep on the toe, tupid! (Score:2)
If these guys have done their homework, the two boots are interlocked so that if one quits, the other shuts down too. I suppose it would be a shock to have a 12-foot stride suddenly followed by a 3-foot stride because of a fouled sparkplug.
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Ancient Goth: Someone who overthrew the Roman Empire.
Re:Dangerous? (Score:1)
He should find that guy who created the bear suit, I would love to watch him hopping around a Kodiak.
Andrew Borntreger
Re:Let's ban 'em (was Re:Dangerous?) (Score:1)
Ryan
It's the wrong shoes Gromit! (Score:1)
Hmm.. I could do with a bit of cheese now.
^.
Re:Can I be a superhero now? (Score:2)
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
Long strides, but no jumps (Score:1)
The other thing that noone discusses is how you are supposed to stop. Every time your foot applies a certain amount of pressure to the shoe, it fires the boosters. I can just see people trying the slalom to a halt.
the million dollar man (Score:1)
We have the technology...
Brought to you by CHuCK, who is still stuck somewhere in 1985
Re:I thought of this when I was 10 (Score:2)
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Real Progress at Last. . . (Score:1)
"Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!"
Re:Dangerous? (Score:2)
Nothing good, but then bicyclists can go 25MPH too, and can also crash into walls and pedestrians.
Old News! (Score:1)
Man... I never knew that movie would come back to haunt us in this way. I guess that if there's a screwy idea out there, there's always someone on the planet that's gonna try it. Time to sit back and wait for the Koopa Troopahs.
LouZiffer
Another superpower down (Score:1)
British Inventors (Score:1)
Re:I thought of this when I was 10 (Score:1)
Re:37 km/h? (Score:2)
The bbc page claims that:
It's going to be a boring 100m competition then. Even if the runners could achieve their maximum velocity (37km/h, or 10.28 m/s) in just two seconds (the first 10 meters) of acceleration, then the winning time would be somewhere close to 11 seconds.
A more realistic estimate for the maximum speed [calculations]....
This tells us the maximum speed will be somewhere around
You are correct in pointing out, AC, that 23 MPH is not the typical top speed of 100m sprints. 23 MPH is actually the average velocity of 100m sprints. But top speeds aren't 34 MPH as you calculate. Top speeds are actually about 27 MPH.
Here's a little tidbit on the subject [maa.org] from the Mathematical Accociation of America.
Shoes Mk II (Score:2)
In other news, the JCB GT [screvenmot...eedway.com], the 110mph turbocharged mechanical digger has won an award as the craziest invention not yet bought by Microsoft.
Return of the Super Mario Brothers? (Score:1)
Bored? (Score:3)
Re:Helmets? (Score:2)
Since cars are more dangerous (greater speed) and more deadly (greater number of deaths) they seem to be a natural target for helmet advocates. Yet these people go after bikes. Why? Surely they aren't concerned with safety or they would attack cars too. Hmmmm...
Ryan
Re:Can I be a superhero now? (Score:1)
Boots of speed +10 !! (Score:3)
HAHAHAHAHA
Re:Might actually save knees... (Score:1)
Actually, I've thought about those for a long time. It's wierd that we don't have those "Aliens" robot lifters already. It wouldn't be hard to make the controls for them. Just put pressure sensors on the inside of a normal glove and shirt-arm, when you move your arm you pressure the sensors that control the motors in the exo-skeleton. More pressure, more speed and strength. We should've had it by now.
Re:Might actually save knees... (Score:1)
The glove tracks your hand, it's not exactly what you described, but if you increase the power on the remove part it is.
I wouldn't want to support with my body the force one of these things can produce.
Re:Kangaroo Commuter (Score:1)
I'm not suggesting these guys are gonna be 'walking' all the way to work.
Hmmm.. (Score:3)
Strong data typing is for those with weak minds.
Only in the US... (Score:1)
Did you know you have foreign readers? ;-}
jalalski across the pond.
Super Mario Bros. (Score:1)
Re:Safety? (Score:1)
Now i have images of people being forcably propelled up a busy shopping street while screaming for help.
Well that's special. (Score:1)
Maybe if they changed the fuel the boots could be used as an alternative to a car, but since they use gas (and how!) there isn't as much appeal. Am I missing something?
Forget practicality! (Score:5)
So I was thinking, now that I have this alternator, how about I add a couple shoelights to them so people can see me at night? Not being one to be outdone, I used flourescent lights.. I'm environmentally friendly, afterall. Gotta add a ballast for that though. We could save on weight by running the wire up the side of the pants leg and back down the other, though I can't say I like the idea of 450v going by my precious jewels. But, in the name of science, I did it anyway. They work great too.
So I have these peltier-cooled flourescent gas-powered walking boots. Doing all this required that I supercharge it to about 10psi and use a higher octane fuel. I got a great deal on peltiers though from Melcor, they're offering me volume discounts now. I painted them black 'cuz black looks cool. There's wires all around it, but that's the "in" thing now, so I'm not too worried. I added some fuses to the outside for easy replacement, as I've found the flourescent lights can overload the alternator and short when they first turn on. Should add a capacitor and a power inverter.
You know, since I've got this nifty power source, I decided to make it wireless. Why not power up the shoes and make them walk to me in the morning? Forget the stupid dog! That'll require a bigger starter engine though 'cuz of all the electronics... Done.
I also decided to add a computer heads-up display. We're using over 3000w of power right now, so I decided to go with a transmeta. Besides, heat production being what it is, a pentium would be too much. And I have to mount it on my chest now. I also added a belt-keyboard and mouse .. plus USB ports.
Infrared would be good for tracking down lusers, so I've also integrated that into the HUD display. I don't know why people keep running away from me when I'm wearing my shoes (what's so bad about them?!) but now I can track them down. Hey, I'm getting a transmission on my wireless downlink....
*cackle* We are the borg...
There's a joke there somewhere (Score:1)
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One Word..... (Score:1)
Re:I wonder what OS they control them with? (Score:1)
I don't mean is it carmel or truffel, but liquid or solid? Eventhough there was "Journey to the Center of Earth" that didn't seem to help much. What has helped are major earthquakes on one side of the earth that can be measured on the other side in specific places, measure the time delay (and note any lack of sites to detect the quake) and ponder if the center of the earth is absorbing quakes or not...
Re:Helmets? (Score:1)
Then, maybe you could get 30 feet to the jump. Might only be able to carry about 10 minutes worth of gas, but what the heck!?
Hey, maybe you could coordinate the propeller pitch to apply more upward pull on your neck and back in order to help counteract those harsh bounces as the shoes push off.
Yeah, a helmet is just the accessory for these...
-Jordan Henderson
What sudden takeoff? (Score:1)
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Ancient Goth: Someone who overthrew the Roman Empire.
Re:Helmets? (Score:2)
Yes, car crashes result in a greater number of deaths, but that says nothing about the relative morality rates. Until you know how many deaths there are per car crash, taking into account the possibility for multiple passengers in cars, you cannot even begin to make an accurate statement about which is deadlier.
Also, head-on collisions do not always result in the drivers head leaving a "bright red splat" on the windshield. If the driver is wearing a seatbelt and driving a car with airbags, they'll usually be bruised but intact. Motorcycles and bicycles lack the stability, mass, and enclosure of a car, and so head-on collisions usually result in the driver being flung over the handlebars, hence the need for a helmet.
We don't mandate helmet laws for cars because cars already have mandated safety equipment: seat belts, airbags, impact tests, safety glass, et al. Motorcycles, bicycles, skateboards, and rollerblades don't have these safety measures, and so helments are necessary.
Helmet advocates are obviously concerned with safety. Your fallacious logic can be equated with the statement "People fighting hunger aren't giving me food, and I'm hungry, so therefore they're not really interested in feeding people." I'm sure there's a fancy Latin name for this type of logical error, but the best English phrase for it is "bullshit." If you suspect alterior motives for their apparently altrustic desire to save lives, name them.
If you don't want to wear a helment for aesthetic, political, or spiritual reasons, fine. Just don't attempt to justify it because something else people do is dangerous as well.
Re:Hmmm.. This IS possible anyway (Score:1)
Moderate this up! (was:Let's ban 'em) (Score:1)
Wait (Score:1)
Re:mid-air turning? (Score:1)
On the serious side I see other issues with the particality of these shoes. First off: why use gasoline? Surely there are other forms of energy that would be safer and cheaper. As long as you are going think creatively you might as well do it in every aspect. Also, who is going to want to fill up at a gas station when their shoes run out of gas? Who is going to want to smell like car exhaust just to walk or run? These shoes seem like they would be much better with certain improvements.
Uhm... (Score:2)
...are you *sure* you want one?
Re:Gas Powered Shoes?? Uhh.. Think! (Score:1)
What about muscle and tendon damage? (Score:1)
Already been done - better... (Score:2)
The original design of these things allowed for 30 foot strides(once you got going), and speeds that were considered too much of a liability for the company to sell. No gasoline, pistons, or even moving parts, just good old fasioned efficient engineering.
Mythological Beast
Knees go out (Score:2)
On the other hand, it says quite clearly that they're only supposed to be used for short periods of time (25 minutes was the gas limit) which hopfully will mean that people won't replace their bicycle with these shoes.
Re:lack of details (Score:2)
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How lazy can we get??? (Score:1)
Step #2: Build escalators and elevators to make life easier.
Step #3: Getting too fat because I'm no longer climbing stairs.
Step #4: Build stairmaster to exercise.
Step #5: Walking is too tiring.
Step #6: Build cars.
Step #7: Getting too fat because I'm no longer walking.
Step #8: Build treadmill to exercise.
Step #9: Still getting fat because of my computer (I don't want to leave the house).
Step #10: Start jogging every morning for a half hour.
Step #11: Too lazy to jog for a half hour.
Step #12: Build gas powered shoes to jog same distance, in a shorter period of time.
Step #13: Still getting fat because of laziness.
Step #14: Diet pills...
See where this is going?
Daddy Long Legs (Score:1)
Re:Sport potential? (Score:1)
If nothing else... (Score:1)
-pf
Re:Dangerous? (Score:1)
...or are you thinking that air-control (as seen in Unreal Tournament) is real?
Refrag
The Picture (Score:3)
The first thought that went through my mind when I saw this picture [bbc.co.uk] was "what a great way to have the lower part of your legs completely torn off from the rest of your body".
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seumas.com
At least now I have an in-plot excuse (Score:1)
Maybe it's been covered... (Score:1)
Re:Helmets? (Score:2)
Funny thing is, most of these guys can't ride - check out the rear tire, usually about 2" of unscrubbed rubber on either side.
Might as well be riding a Harley (fate worse then death)
Nick
Re:What sudden takeoff? (Score:1)
I know I'm probably stretching it a bit here (I just have to be right) but then again, people have gotten injuries from all kinds of activities you wouldn't think was harmful in any way.
diesel pogo-stick (Score:1)
mid-air turning? (Score:5)
Without a way to adjust your destination, mid-flight, wouldn't these things be incredibly dangerous? This would be somewhat like running on ice, or losing the brakes on your car while driving.
Sure it's a cool idea, but is it practical?
Re-inventing the wheel ... (Score:2)
Hasn't he ever heard of the Pongo stick!!
Acme[1] engineering at its finest (Score:4)
[1]ACME= A Company that Makes Everything
Christopher A. Bohn
What happens when one shoe runs outta gas .... (Score:2)
Re:What sudden takeoff? (Score:2)
I think you're confusing several concepts. Every step is a "short sudden burst" of energy, as you come down on a foot (arresting the downward velocity) and then spring off again on it (leaving with upward velocity). If the boots can make each step smoother, you can have less stress than walking normally. A burst of speed as in a sprint involves several steps; unless you have greater stress in one or more of them individually, you won't have greater stress overall.
There don't seem to be any unusual postures or motions involved with using these boots, so I don't think the squatting analogy is relevant. When you push off with your shoe, the ground "pushes back". With the boots, there's an extensible mechanism that extends the push for a greater distance. Doesn't seem like a biggie.
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Ancient Goth: Someone who overthrew the Roman Empire.
I do think. Can you study? (Score:2)
Now try to follow me here. If you accelerate upwards during a normal step (and you pretty much have to), you are pushing with a force greater than gravity. If you sustain this greater-than-gravity acceleration over a longer distance, you'll accelerate to a higher speed and achieve a greater altitude during the step. Double the distance, you'll go about double the height and 1.4 times the speed. Quadruple the distance, you get 4x the height and 2x the speed. This is all without increasing the forces involved (F=ma, E=Fd, v=sqrt(2E/m)).
This is all first-semester physics. Haven't you studied it yet, or didn't you understand it well enough to apply it to problems that weren't on the tests?
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Ancient Goth: Someone who overthrew the Roman Empire.
Re:Dangerous? (Score:2)
Re:Kangaroo Commuter (Score:2)
Wow, I wish we had that sort of thing here. I'd applaud them. A few months ago I actually saw two consecutive cars carrying more than one lone occupant (admittedly it was the weekend rather than a weekday, so family trips were more comman and commuting to work less so, but anyway, it's not something you see everyday here...)
Where was I - yeah, living here, every moron and his dog takes a car to get to work and back each day (one moron per car), and each day we choke on the smog. Then those same morons (successfully) petition the council to ban skating in parts of the city, and sneer at and stigmitise public transport as the "looser cruiser" that only people too poor to own a car would use.
Salute those guys on their blades. The execs here are a far lesser breed.
Re:neh, just my uninformed thoughts on this.. (Score:2)
Some things may be "common sense", but common sense is only valid for the areas where we have enough experience to have it trained to be correct. Outside those areas there's no substitute for checking the facts and doing the numbers. The other thing is, "Common sense ain't so common." -- Roy Rogers.
Not bad for fourteen. Take physics and calculus and chemistry when you get the chance, you'll find that a whole lot of things that used to be mysteries suddenly go together like pieces of a puzzle. There's a lot of stuff out there that needs to be looked at by people in a position of knowledge and with fresh viewpoints, and you may very well be someone to find an important insight that everyone else has missed. "If I have achieved so much, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants." Go climb up onto the shoulders of Newton and Laplace and Leibniz and Kelvin and Avogadro, and tell the world what you see.One more little thing while I'm pontificating. There are a lot of people out there who are pushing agendas, and they depend on the ignorance of the public (especially in science) to get people to believe them. Watch out for these people. The truth is their worst enemy.
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Ancient Goth: Someone who overthrew the Roman Empire.
Quote (Score:2)
A rather thick pun if I do say so myself...
Re:And you did it again... (Score:2)
Still think you're right? I might agree, once you are finished writing down all your assumptions. For instance, I agree that your gas-piston example would probably be too stressful for people to endure. I do not agree that the assumptions in your example were necessary for such a device, so the conclusion you drew was not valid.
It's nice of you to do that after I offered a method (a separate combustion chamber and regulating valves) that could eliminate the concussion entirely. I agree that neither of us knows the details of what the inventor is actually doing, but you should have sufficient knowledge and imagination to see what is within the realm of physical possibility. Your assumptions are too narrow to yield valid conclusions, and that's what I'm trying to hammer you into admitting (the hammer being a useful device for applying brief, large forces to objects which cannot be moved with the static force of one's muscles alone--
Ancient Goth: Someone who overthrew the Roman Empire.
Kangaroo Commuter (Score:2)
I'm thinking tripwire here...
Re:Hello (Score:2)
Let's try an example of the possible here. I can leap a set of 4 stairs in a single step, unaided. This is a height of roughly 70 cm. If my leg bends to give 7.5 cm and my toes flex another 7.5 cm, that is a total stroke of 15 cm for the launch. That's an acceleration of nearly 5 G's. If I was using boots which were set to an acceleration of 4 G's (constant over the stroke), a 30 cm stroke would launch me upwards by an additional 1.2 meters. More to the point, the stresses imposed by the boots would be 20% less than the stresses from the single step I can already make.
The combined height is 1.9 meters. That's a bit higher than my own height. Being able to take one step and leap onto something at the height of my own head... that sounds fun.
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Ancient Goth: Someone who overthrew the Roman Empire.
Safety? (Score:2)
It would be very nice to see a photo or diagram.
--Mike--
Re:I wonder what OS they control them with? (Score:2)
If it's Win98 you could just put the Ctrl, Alt and Delete keys on the sole of one shoe and re-"boot" every 26 feet.
carlos
Shouldn't this story bear the "foot" icon? (Score:2)
Dangerous? (Score:3)
Um, I'm wondering... (Score:3)
"More beans, Mr. Taggart??"
This must look ridiculous... (Score:5)
One question though - how do you stop? The BBC article says the pistons are triggered by the foot hitting the ground, so presumably once you have started you have to wait until the things run out of fuel.
(This brings up another interesting question: What happens if your left foot runs out of fuel before your right foot? This would probably make for some painful accidents).
Can I be a superhero now? (Score:3)
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Sport potential? (Score:2)
Military Powered Armor (Score:2)
Just nitpicking... (Score:2)
The world record time for the 100m is about 10sec, which works out to 36km/h, but this is an average speed from a standing start. I don't know how long it takes to reach maximum speed, but when the runner crosses the finish line, he's moving a helluva lot faster than 37km/h. ISTR the fastest human land speed being >=64km/h.
Kangaroo Jumps (Score:2)
http://www.kangoo-worldsite.com/home.htm
On TV once, I saw some *immense* boots somebody made - they were based on a "dead big achilles tendon" princple. Lots of springs, lots and lots of jumping. I can't find any links about that mind.
Pterol might be cool, but I reckon the Kangaroo boots are better
Ahh... (Score:2)
>people who can LEAST afford to replace their
>cars to be "gross polluters"
So it's the *POOR* people who own those 12mpg Excursions and Surburbans and Land Rovers that out weigh/size my own car by a factor of at least three!!! Silly me; I thought it was rich yuppies buying those monsterocities.
Funny thing... I happen to *LIKE* having clean, breathable air...
I wouldn't mind at all having <20mpg vehicles off the road. Or at least get rid of the "gas guzzler" tax exemption for them, and make them submit to all the safety and efficency requirements of normal cars. And bump the threshold for a *car* to be considered a "gas guzzler" up to 20mpg as well.
Come on people... we all knew beforehand that California has some of the toughest emissions laws around. Yet we choose to live here anyway. If you want to drive a beat up old junker that spews tons of smog every time you start it up, well, you knew beforehand that that's frowned upon in this state. (seems like there's a cultural exemption for old Volkswagons tho)
john
Resistance is NOT futile!!!
Haiku:
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Remove the collective if
Re:Yes, Yes, YES! (Score:2)
I would think indoor use would probably be ill-advised. Unless you enjoy wearing accoustical tile headgear. Not to mention the problem caused by your throat hitting those thin metal cross braces at 25 mph. Ouch!
lack of details (Score:3)
Especially if you happen to be out of gas in a country that is known for its penuries...
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Re:Hmmm.. (Score:2)
Yep. (Score:3)
Yep. Same strategy as army ants use to cross rivers.
Re:Hmmm.. (Score:2)
I'm having a flashback... (Score:3)
:)Fudboy
I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta...