The Apollo 11 Guidance Computer 154
wiredog writes "Dr. Dobbs has an article on the Apollo Guidance Computer with a jpg of a source code listing.
Some specs:
70-lb box ,
Approximately 20 instructions,
16 bit word,
ROM (rope core) 36K words; RAM (core) 2K words,
Basic machine cycle: 2.048 MHz"
If you're ever in Bozeman, MT... (Score:3)
Re:Huh! Bloody NASA... (Score:1)
Oh yeah, I forgot, NASA have a library in the UK don't they?
Re:Women are better in space (Score:1)
"Oh my GOD, she is so stealing my scarf look!" And plus they'd waste 3 hours a day with makeup.
Ok, I'm done with that. But if you think that's unfair, then those male generalizations are unfair, too. I mean, they obviously aren't going to have the wrasslin' beer swilling types of folks, and they aren't going to have those women I described. The current astonauts they have work fine.
saving $3m isn't so much compared to the (guessing) $700m for a shuttle mission. Also, where did you get that 100 lbs average for female astronauts? That sounds kind of low. (And possibly unhealthy depending on their height).
Re:2 Mhz? That's AMAZING considering the time (Score:1)
But certainly, by the mid-sixties, there were industrial-spec RTL devices that would operate to 5MHz and beyond.
Re:By comparison... (Score:1)
software is not reliable enough...! (Score:1)
Sometimes it is much better to do stuff electronicaly, rather than by the means of software: that simple, software is not reliable enough
exT
fail safe systems (Score:1)
Seriously, their systems were simple enough, and targeted towards specific tasks, that they probably just had duplicates/triplicates of the systems themselves. If one goes wrong, the astronaut pulls it out and puts another one in.
As simple as it was, you couldn't have tons of spare equipment laying around. They tested that equipment a lot as best they could.
The big problems they had were external events/unpredictable events, such as the Apollo 13 explosion, etc. and you really can't design against that.
Emulator? (Score:1)
Re:But it worked (Score:2)
Apollo Guidance Computer Manual (Score:5)
User Interface (Score:1)
He said that at an Apollo 11 mission debrief, he registered his complaints about the number of times (850, IIRC) he had to command the computer; the point being that if he fell behind or some emergency intervened, he could easily have made fatal mistakes.
Re:Women are better in space (Score:2)
Uh... like it matters YES. *MASS* my friend. Weightlessness doesn't mean masslessness. You may not have to "hold" up a heavy suit, but you do have to move it.
You might want to know your stuff...
... (Score:1)
Re:Women are better in space (Score:1)
Re:Use of GOTO?!? (Score:3)
Re:NASA Astronauts should be Gay (Score:1)
You must never have listened to The Smiths.
Peace.
Re:Women are better in space (Score:1)
Yeah, that does seem a little high. I suppose if we're only sending up really tall people, it's a reasonable weight. But for average height men, 150 lbs makes you a fatty. Or an American. Your choice.
Re:NASA Astronauts should be Gay (Score:1)
If we are to have a viable space exploration program, with happy and committed astronauts, we must put what I have recomended into practice. It will do our space exploration program the world of good, and improve its success rate.
Damn, there go our plans for prolonged manned missions which require several generations of astronauts... Whichever way you try, you still need a straight woman on board for it to work... :)
Scarcasim Alert! (Score:3)
Re:NASA Astronauts should be Gay (Score:1)
Actually, NASA has very specific height restrictions that mean anyone 6' tall or more had better not waste their time applying. It may be even lower. Check.
Re:But it worked (Score:3)
I believe that was 64 seconds of fuel, with 60 seconds being needed to orient the descent module and fire the ascent module engine for a successful abort. The real question is whether Armstrong would have eaten into that 60 seconds to land. On the records he has always said no...
sPh
Re:Source Code for Windows 95/98 is actually... (Score:1)
Re:I can see it now. (Score:1)
I know but it was too tempted to put a Windows joke in
Re:A noble era which passed us long ago. (Score:2)
Not written about software (or computers), but equally applicable:
That explains why Microsoft software (and indeed most software) will never reach perfection. It's not even their objective.
Today the art of making every byte of memory (and every gate of hardware) is nearly lost. It's still sometimes seen in very cost-sensitive embedded systems. But even there, in recent years there's been a tendency in recent years to say "screw it, let's just put in another 128K of flash memory and a faster processor."
My day job involves embedded systems with fast RISC processors and hundreds of megabytes of RAM. There are occasional challenges, and I do take pride in my work, but when there are no resource limits it's just not fundamentally that interesting.
In my spare time, I prefer to try to wring the "impossible" out of tiny microcontrollers:
To someone who doesn't understand the concept of doing the most work with the least resources, none of these projects probably seem exceptional. But they were much more satisfying to develop than anything I ever do at a day job.
In the old days, the only alternative to doing things cleverly was not to do them at all. If the engineers at Draper had been less clever in how they designed the AGC, the Apollo program might have had to be delayed by several years. The AGC is one of the finest examples of computer engineering (both hardware and software) ever. I imagine that some of the disparaging comments about how primitive it was (i.e., that it was obsolete at launch) were from people who either were trying to be funny, or have no conception of system design.
Re:Scarcasim Alert! (Score:1)
Re:Women are better in space (Score:1)
Having never been in zero gravity myself, it still seems like a bulky spacesuit would increase the amount of mass you would be moving around, thus impairing/slowing your movement... It still requires force to move mass in space, even if the mass has zero weight. (right?)
Still, I think women should be able to get around in the space suits just fine.
Josh Sisk
70 Lb. Box (Score:2)
rockets.
Vam
Yeah... (Score:2)
Re:Women are better in space (Score:1)
I WANT THE SOURCE CODE TO LUMINARY! (Score:1)
It would be awesome to run and emulation of the actual Apollo landing software!
jlewczyk@speakeasy.net
"To the Moon, Alice!" - plans to put the first American in space.
massively parallel human computers (Score:3)
article about a British meterologist who conducted
the first finite-difference weather prediction
calculation in the 1920s using a room full of
people with adding machines. The motive for this
was there were a few very dense measurements
of weather data during the Great War,
and Prof. Richardson wanted to see if it was predictable.
Richard Feymann in "Surely you aren't joking"
mentions a human calculation room for a-bomb
modeling at Los Alamos in the 1940s.
Re:Mirror (Score:1)
Re:The DSKY Rules! (Score:2)
Of course, if you need to patch around a bug in the software in the final few minutes before descent (which actually happened in one of the Apollo missions), there's no substitute for a good hex editor
NASA Astronauts should be Gay (Score:2)
This may seem a little startling, but what I have to say is of the utmost importance IMO, and has not been touched upon by our biased media representatives. It is a matter of scientific fact that male astronauts are better suited to the rigours of space exploration than are females. This is due to better water retention in men, better skills at navigating in 3D environments, an important skill on spacewalks, and highly superior hand-eye coordination and physical strength. Men are the clear choice for space missions.
However, there are a number of problems involved in extended space missions for men. Amongst these is the loneliness and alienation involved. For this reason, it is my belief that gay men are far better suited for long term space exploration, being used to alienation and having a number of talents that heterosexual men do not, including better interpersonal skills. They would be far less likely to suffer from depression and the decrease in performance this would cause, as they would be able to love each other while on missions. As Human Beings are the most crucial elements in any space mission, equal opportunities regulation should not apply. We should find the very best men for the job, regardless of political and social motives.
Unfortunately, NASA is beholden to the right wing Bush administration that runs our country, and so it will insist on choosing from men and women equally, without regard to performance.
If we are to have a viable space exploration program, with happy and committed astronauts, we must put what I have recomended into practice. It will do our space exploration program the world of good, and improve its success rate.
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
similar situation in the space shuttle (Score:2)
were using computers designed around 1980,
their specification sounded rediculously primitive, including core memory.
Some of the astronauts were carrying laptops
that were hundreds of times more powerful.
The shuttle computers have been ugraded since.
Core memory is considered more reliable than
semiconductor memory in the space radiation
environment.
Source Code for Windows 95/98 is actually... (Score:1)
Re:The DSKY Rules! (Score:1)
QuantumHack
Re:The DSKY Rules! (Score:1)
Wow, look at how far we've come. (Score:1)
Apollo guidance computer: 2.048MHz
Intel 8088: 4.77MHz
Intel 486: 66MHz
Intel Pentium 4: 1.5GHz
Intel Celeron A 300MHz running at 666MHz: priceless.
Women are better in space (Score:3)
The average woman astronaut, at 100 pounds, is 2/3 the weight of the average male astronaut at 150 pounds. With present day launch costs of 10,000 USD per pound, replacing a 6 person male shuttle crew with 6 females results in a cost savings of $3,000,000 dollars, or 300 extra pounds of equipment and payload. Factor in the reduced fod, water and oxygen requirements, and you might be able to loft 500 extra pounds into orbit.
Woman live longer than men, and are healthier in general. When you are talking about expeditions lasting 3+ years (ala Mars), you want the healthiest people you can going.
When you are talking about being locked in the space the size of 2 cubibles with 5 other people for 3+ years, you want low aggression, non-territorial people there, to avoid infighting and chaos. While Europe is making admirable strides towards breeding a complacent, passive population, for now, the best. most compatible crew would be woman.
However, due to the stranglehold that the caucasian patricarchy has on the space program, don't expect this to be acknowledged, or to even see more than a token amount of women in space. Pity the Israelis don't have a space program, they don't have the resources for false pride and propping up insecure males, the would go for the gusto and have woman like Golda Meir in orbit.
Thanks,
Mirror (Score:3)
http://www.perljam.net/misc/apollo11-code.jpg [perljam.net]
HAL 9000 (Score:2)
I wonder what clock speed the HAL 9000 ran at?
Re:NASA Astronauts should be Gay (Score:1)
Although, in a pinch, aerosol cans could provide a life-saving alternate means of propulsion, I suppose.
Re:NASA Astronauts should be Gay (Score:1)
2) "I have been mistaken in the past for being gay, as a result of these idiotic sterotypes."
so uh what you're saying is you have a big chip on your shoulder...?
Re:Complexity Kills (Score:1)
You'd be surprised how many 'professional' mapping / navigation packages upwards of $10K (US)per liscence have errors resulting from things like discontinuities across the international date line, small angles leading to divide by zero, etc.
While most linux Joe Hacker's might not know much about navigation, In My Humble Experience many people that deal with 'real' navigation are pretty fair hardware/OS Joe Hacker's. Some even use ( Linux / Minux / BSD / Solaris / DRDOS / Forth /
It's a funny old world.
Re:Gemeni - Found the source code (Score:1)
Anything created by the US Government is uncopyrighted. So sayeth 17 USC Sec. 105 [cornell.edu].
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Delenda est Windoze
MIT Instrumentation Laboratory - RIP (Score:1)
Re:NASA Astronauts should be Gay (Score:2)
I had a feeling you were going to say that.
Re:similar situation in the space shuttle (Score:2)
Re:Emulation At Its Finest (Score:1)
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QuantumHack
This is just the controller (Score:2)
Incidentally, the panel from an Apollo guidance computer is in a display case in the Gates building at Stanford.
Re:A noble era which passed us long ago. (Score:1)
I have told managers of projects(for embedded systems no less)that I need more time for code optimization, only to ne told don't worry about it, as long as it works at all, we can add more memory to the next hardware revision. sheesh.
Re:What if we sent modern computers back in time? (Score:1)
Re:Not practical. (Score:2)
And then when you figure in the crates of KY jelly, cock rings, and "Hello Kitty" tote bags, you'd end up with a rocket that wouldn't be able to exceed the escape velocity of the moon, let alone Earth!
Yeesh. I dunno what kind of fags you hang out with.
The ones I hang out with are almost exclusively into Madonna and Men's Health magazine.
So what you're saying... (Score:1)
Re:If you're ever in Bozeman, MT... (Score:2)
Re:Complexity Kills (Score:1)
Since when did anything Mikro$oft make have any bugs or faults? After all, wouldn't you trust your life to Windows?
Astronauts should be smart people, right? And certain, much more stable OSes exist... say Unix, or Linux... So why not train Astronauts to use them?
PS: I'd like to read the article, but I can't right now. *sigh* Slashdot effect...
Uh oh! I found a bug! (Score:2)
If the P-level hits 254 during zero-G, it could cause an explosion in the oxygen tanks. Who should I report this bug to?
Why mod as off topic? (Score:1)
Link to the image. (Score:1)
A noble era which passed us long ago. (Score:3)
I can remember years back writing some assembly code on an Apple II; I had a routine that ended up being two bytes too long to fit between Page 3 and the keyboard buffer. In order to make it fit, I ended up resorting to self-modifying code that saved three bytes. Now, you might make the argument that self-modifying code is horrible style (and you'd be right), but at the time, that didn't matter to me; what mattered was that I'd come up with a solution that worked given the limitations I was stuck with. Coming up with something like that gives a person a far greater sense of accomplishment than does a solution that was attained simply by artificially throwing more resources at the problem.
This type of mindset is for the most part dead. Oh, there are examples of it around in certain specialized arenas (for example, the current crop of Playstation 1 games has pretty much pushed that platform to its limitations.) But Moore's Law and dropping RAM prices have mandated that general software development should be quick and dirty rather than compact and elegant. And maybe, from a financial standpoint, that's how it should be; after all, it takes considerably more development time and effort (and therefore more money) to write the slickest code than it does to write acceptable code that works, given enough resources. However, that doesn't mean that we should not be able to lament the passing of the earlier era.
Finally, I should point out that I am not saying that current software developers are entirely devoid of creativity, because they're not. There are a lot of developers for a lot of different hardware platforms and operating systems that are doing some pretty cool things. I am claiming, however, that software development is rapidly becoming a field of endeavor that requires far less cleverness and wherewithall than it once did. Whether this is good or bad depends on your point of view, but I don't see how it can contribute to any increase in general software quality.
Re:Complexity Kills (Score:2)
2. If an astronaut's laptop running email crashes, this is not a big deal. If the space shuttle's guidance computer crashes, this IS a big deal. This is why they've not upgraded the systems much over the years. This is why aerospace companies have very strict protocols of design - Rapid Application Development is NOT what they want! They want very slow and careful application development using formal methods. (IMHO, Open Source wouldn't work. Joe Hacker may be a linux whizkid but does he know about telemetry? Thrust vectors? Navigation? Do you trust him to?) The last programming problem was Ariane, as far as I know. and they fixed that by the time they launched the second one. The reason this Apollo Guidance Computer is designed like this is because it was the best they could do at the time, and as someone else commented, wasn't quite good enough as Neil Armstrong had to fly the LEM out of the programmed course to a safe landing.
Hacker: A criminal who breaks into computer systems
Re:Women are better in space (Score:1)
If brute strength is an issue then why aren't we sending up 20 year old young bucks instead of thse middle-age PhDs?
Re:Women are better in space (Score:1)
Re:hate to break it to you (Score:1)
But straight I am, and not in denial. It was just an honest mistake and I laugh about it with my gay friends. Some of my straight friends get all defensive about the idea that a gay person might hit on them, but it's not like the guy was being threatening. He was just a little more friendly than he probably would have been if he knew I was straight.
Even more about DSKY and the AGC... (Score:1)
Re:Midgets are better in space (Score:1)
What if we sent modern computers back in time? (Score:2)
Re:Check your old English (Score:1)
Two words... (Score:1)
I, too, miss clever programming tricks, and weighing the time/space tradeoff, and seriously bumming code, but I think overall we're better off that we at least have the option of throwing more hardware at the problem, or of designing something that won't run acceptably on state-of-the-art hardware because you know that a year from now when it's released, the state of the art will have advanced to the point where your design is feasible.
Re:HAL 9000 (Score:1)
HAL9000 ran at 24 frames per second. It was just a MOVIE, ya know.
Re:But it worked (Score:3)
Actually, it didwork. Armstrong left the docking radar on when the procedure said to shut it off. This consumed processing cycles which meant that not all the events could be processed in the time allotted, which meant that some very critical calculations weren't getting done. The problem wasn't in the computer, it was in the astronauts not following procedure. The program was basically a big loop which had to be executed every 'n' milliseconds, and the engineers knew how many cycles they had to burn during those 'n' milliseconds, and designed and tested the procedures and programs accordingly. Once the astronauts deviated from the procedures, they were in unknown territory.
Re:Complexity Kills (Score:3)
They are not laptops. The laptops are only for austronauts personal use and sometimes for control of non-critical experiments
The guydance and control computers are actually almost as simple as apollo 11. They were either 804(X=8,9)or 805(X=0,1). These were the highest ones certified for NASA use at the time the shuttle was designed. There is an overall of 5 of these extremely simple systems operating commands to the valves and the engine ignition system on a voting principle. The majority gets to execute the command. The idea is that there cannot be a simultaneous triple failure. This is actually described in detail in one of the articles on the shuttle ran by Scientific American in the eighties.
Re:Complexity Kills (Score:2)
The actual guidance, life support, etc., systems run on the shuttles five redundant GPCs which, no, do not run Linux. The way in which the flight systems are coded is incredible -- every single line of code is audited dozens of times. Every single bug generates a binder of paperwork. And it's not just bureaucracy -- it works. Something like half a dozen bugs have affected the shuttle computers in the last decade.
I wouldn't trust my life to Windows, but I sure as hell wouldn't trust it to Linux either. Anyone who says that they would is either suicidal or a damn fool.
Re:Complexity Kills (Score:2)
Re:But it worked (Score:2)
not too shabby? did you ever a play a lunar lander from that period? that's outstanding! of course, I read the article and it doesn't say anywhere how many plays he had at it.
Re:The DSKY Rules! (Score:2)
Re:But it worked (Score:2)
who needs trust when you've got testing? (Score:2)
Don't act like the two are the same. I can test my Linux system and fix it because I have the source. My Windoze desktop is designed to fail by registry crap out and I can never be sure when or why it will blue screen. Any test performed today is valid only today and is not an indicator of future performance. A linux box can be striped down tested and quality assured. What it does today is what it will do until the hardware fails.
Do you think the Wright brothers just lofted themselves into the air on an untried and unknown device? No they did not. They had a very good research, design and model program with wind tunnels, mock ups and the rest. Their fliers got off the ground because their behavior was as well known as possible at the time. They were not fools, they were brave men.
Re:But it worked (Score:2)
Re:The DSKY Rules! (Score:2)
go north
look
You see a mailbox here.
open mailbox
Inside the mailbox is a leaflet.
take leaflet
Taken.
read leaflet
etc.
So that's how they made Zork work! I always wondered about that when I was a kid, I just assumed it was rocket science. Looks like I was right!
omega_rob
Use of GOTO?!? (Score:5)
Who do these guys think they are? Every 1st year CS student knows that GOTO is considered harmful. [acm.org]
Let's do ourselves all a favor and never go to the moon again using a GOTO statement!
By comparison... (Score:4)
They are usually based on 8032 family processors, and are clocked at a stunning 12MHz.
Of course, I'm speaking for the Bosch Jetronic family, newer ones are more powerful (but not by much).
They did so much with so little... (Score:2)
Or so it would seem, at least in the world of computing. And the scale of Apollo's computers suggests that going to the moon is predicated on will and desire, not technology.
Of course, there is something to be said for the vastness of modern computing; we don't need to spend enless hours on the minutia, giving us the luxury of focusing on "the bigger picture".
Still, I wonder what we could accomplish if we wrote put a historical level of effort into code optimization. Think of the bloat involved in Perl, Java, MFC, VB, scripting, and useless visual clutter. Sometime, bloat doesn't matter -- and sometime, the bloat is just a reflexion of laziness.
Don't get me wrong; as my father (one of the first EEs) always said: "Use the right tool for the job." While C/C++ may be my tool of choice, it isn't the best or most efficient mechanism for every problem. I think our problem is the old saw about "a man with a hammer sees every problem as a nail." We are too myopic in our view of software developemnt, and we are often too lazy to use the right tool for the job.
But I digress.
It is good for all programmers to be forced to get the most out of the least. I've been playing with my Lego Mindstorms kits, trying to build learning algorithms into limited program space, a few motors, and a couple of sensors. It's been a mind-stretching exercise, and I highly recommend such projects to programmers who want to hone their skills to a fine edge.
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Scott Robert Ladd
Master of Complexity
Destroyer of Order and Chaos
Re:Complexity Kills (Score:2)
We're right on the verge of sending out interstellar probes. Even if you could do rapid testing by automated means (AI calculated test types, etc... ), can you be assured that your system with last for dozens or hundreds of years necessary to cross the interstellar gap at sub-c speeds?
hate to break it to you (Score:2)
If you were mistaken for being gay by actual homosexuals, you might want to do some introspection.
As a practicing homosexual, I can assure you that what is laughably called "gaydar" is damn near infallible.
I have never once mistakenly hit on a heterosexual man - not once. Sure, sometimes I hit on latent homosexuals who were still in denial, but they've all been at the point in their lives where they were willing to expiriment.
Of course if it's women or straight men that think you're gay, you've got nothing to worry about - they can't tell worth beens.
Most of my hetero male friends think I'm straight.
--Shoeboy
But it worked (Score:5)
Considering that today people seem to want to throw the latest technologies at every tiny little problem they encounter the fact that the Apollo 11 worked is a testament to the fact that more is not always better, and that complexity brings its own problems.
Unfortunately, it seems as though people have gotten used to the idea that they require the latest technology, the latest "innovations" in order to be successful and cool. Hence the market for shoddy products that are rushed out quickly to customers, who can be guaranteed to solve their problems by getting the next release because it's newer and therefore superior.
Whereas this machine, so simple compared to even the simplest of embedded processors today, did what it was supposed to, and did it well. Today, we see all kinds of computer problems due to technology being thrown at projects as a miracle cure without considering what is actually required! Just look at the Navy's debacle with NT for a prime example.
Well done /. We need more stories to remind us that more technology isn't always good. Remember, 90% of everything is crap, and technology is no exception.
Re:But it worked (Score:2)
The fact is that the average software engineer produces five lines of code per day of an efficient development cycle. In a project where lives will depend on the result (such as in space travel), the number is more like one or two lines of source code per day. That's regardless of what language they're using. So programming in assembly language you would produce way fewer features for the same time spent.
This is just a fact of software development, there's no way around it. So don't tell me that computers that are more powerful are not a good way to solve problems. If that were true, we wouldn't have bloated software like Linux, Windows, and Microsoft Office. But bloated though they may be, they're pretty bloody useful!
(BTW: I wasn't able to get through to the source code listing so I'm just assuming they were programming in assembly. My argument still stands, though, regardless.)
Complexity Kills (Score:5)
Now we have astronauts taking laptops into space and using MS software for email and networking while on board. The testing cycles for all this software is long because all faults have to be eliminated, but the simple fact remains that computer and software designs are becoming so complex that in the very near future, if not already, they are too complex for use in the space program.
Hunting down a bug in a 100000 lines of code is one thing. Hunting down a bug and all the other bugs it causes in 4 million lines? NASA has already faced this problem, because they use Win 95 laptops. How about 10 million lines. How about 20 M?
What about the computer processors that run the space shuttles. Frankly, they're all old technology, because upgrading to the newer stuff is just too damned dangerous. If the video processor that powers your HUD guidance systems crashes because of an obscure hardware bug that occurs only in freefall, you're screwed.
Personally, I think that this sort of complexity is going to become the limiting factor in the advancement of technology. A point will come in the very near future when systems, be they processors or OS's, become so complex that the testing time necessary for critical use makes rapid development unprofitable.
You couldn't flush the toilet with one now (Score:2)
Re:The DSKY Rules! (Score:2)
I can see it now. (Score:2)
The good news was Windows couldn't run on it.
Re:But it worked (Score:3)
The DSKY Rules! (Score:5)
To the astronauts, the DSKY was the GNC; the GNC really was just a box stowed in the Lower Equipment Bay.
The interface was so good, it was subsequently used on the F-8 fighter prototype. For more on the DSKY, see:
http://www.dfrc.nasa.gov/gallery/photo/F-8DFBW/HTM L/EC96-43408-1.html
To see it in action, watch the "From the Earth to the Moon" series from HBO. Most local video stores have 'em. The Apollo 12 one was my favorite for seeing the DSKY in action, when Al Sheppard helped upload new code (IN FLIGHT) to ignore a flakey ABORT button.
Best to ya,
Quantum Hack
http://www.hamhud.net
Emulation At Its Finest (Score:2)
Hey...its the only thing I could think of besides saying "Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things?"
Re:Women are better in space (Score:2)
As for the period, lots of women take Depo Provera, one common side-effect is that the period goes away. I'd say that problem is fixed.
Actually, I think an all-women crew on a Mars mission deserves very serious attention. Also, I think it is important that recruitment of female astronauts gets more attention now, so that a high enough number of astronauts gathers enough experience for such a mission.
Whether we should go at all, is a different issue...
Re:NASA Astronauts should be Gay (Score:2)
Nothing's as funny as an offensive stereotype.
Do you have any idea what it's like to be a homosexual in middle America?
Violence, intimidation, ridicule, discrimination...
It's not funny at all.
You make me ill.
--Shoeboy
Re:Women are better in space (Score:2)
>I consider the average IQ on slashdot to be about 85.
That very well might be the case now [resisting urge to flame]... the quality of discussion (especially on the science topics) has (obviously) dropped rather dramatically over time. As for myself, I don't have problems being that limited (the last IQ test had I had was quite some time ago, but I can assure you that it was nearly double the stated number... and of course, you should mention which IQ scale you are using, if you want to get picky).
I was:
A) Talking about males, not the general population, and
B) Basing my personal views on the fact that *I* consider anyone substantially shorter than 6' tall 'short' and anyone a few inches taller than that 'tall'. It is a subjective measure. If I see a man who is 5'8" I think him 'short'. If I see a woman who is 5'8", I consider her 'tall'.
While the 50th percentile (truly average) adult male on Earth is 5'9.1"(175.75cm) 172 lb (78.4 kg), that isn't representative of the society that I happen to reside in, where the average male is taller than that, statistically speaking. It probably has something to do with the large Scandanavian and German populations in the northern midwest (of the U.S.A.). The average height of the ~16 men in my department at work is about 6'1.5". Other parts of the country (like my hometown) had higher percentages of people of Italian and Slavic decent, and the average height was lower, but I am just speaking to my present situation. So take that enlightened age and guess, feel, and consider it all you like. Absolute truth without context isn't useful in many situations.
(it's Monday, and I have a lot of pent-up anger today... thanks for the release)
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Re:Midgets are better in space (Score:4)
Send Mini-Me to Mars!
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Not practical. (Score:3)
For this reason, it is my belief that gay men are far better suited for long term space exploration,
Are you kidding? The Madonna CDs alone would make the launch weight prohibitive!