Swarms Of Tiny Robots To Monitor Water Pollution 182
savi writes "The University of Southern California School of Engineering has received a research grant to create swarms of microscopic robots to monitor potentially dangerous microorganisms in the ocean. Basically, nanoscale robots with electrical and mechanical components that can propel themselves, send signals, and do basic computations. "
But! (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:But! (Score:3, Funny)
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're
overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese
needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous
type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around,
the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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Re:But! (Score:1)
Nope, but they are breeding strains of insects that eat the nanoprobes. But what about the insects? Well...
...and the beauty is, the giant gorillas all freeze to death in the winter!
Mark
How long .. (Score:4, Interesting)
Yeah, it might sound like a troll, but it's not! Honestly, how do we know these robots won't affect the ecology of the water they are placed in?
Re:How long .. (Score:1)
Right?
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SNL ref [OT] (Score:1)
Old Glory robot life insurance, right? The one thing that has always stayed great on Saturday Night Live has been their commercials. Even when the show was at its worst.
Re:How long .. (Score:2)
Oh, sure [angryflower.com] ;-)
Re:How long .. (Score:2)
Basically, if we're sticking these things in the water then it's already polluted enough that it doesn't _have_ an ecology!
Grab.
Drink the Robots? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh well, I suppose I don't have enough iron in my diet anyhow...
You Drink Salt Water? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:You Drink Salt Water? (Score:1)
Thanks, but no.
Re:You Drink Salt Water? (Score:1)
Re:You Drink Salt Water? (Score:1)
Maybe, maybe not. Mercury atoms are even smaller, but that doesn't allow them to pass through our systems.
Hopefully the transmitter that allows them to communicate their data will allow us to track them down (and hopefully they're very reliable). Otherwise we won't even have a place to start to recover them if they get stuck in blue whale livers and can't find their way home.
Still, a very cool idea.
Re:You Drink Salt Water? (Score:1)
First they would carry a toxin that would make you look like the Joker. Second they would feed of the life force of all of the living beings that they encountered. Thirdly they would make me so freakin sexy to those of the female gender (human of course). Lastly if i felt realy nasty I would make you all love MS...MUHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA. (*pinky to lip*) I'm so evil they would say it EEEEVILE!!
I might also add some cool stuff like cloning ability and a few lasers and maybe a PPG or a BFG. just for SAG's
Re:Drink the Robots? (Score:1)
The crude, early versions will be built using something like the NanoManipulator already on the market for less than some fools pay for an SUV (see http://www.3rdtech.com/NanoManipulator.htm). The next generation will probably use a very simplistic RNA/DNA programming structure, we're pretty close to that already.
Re:Drink the Robots? (Score:1)
Mmmm, crunchy!
Fish food (Score:1)
Potential Problems (Score:4, Interesting)
This is fascinating, but I'd prefer to see these studies being done in tanks, not in the ocean. This smells a lot like somebody solving a problem by creating a different one.
It's okay. (Score:2)
Digestion (Score:1)
Re:Potential Problems (Score:1)
Subject verb agreement can be a pain.
Re:Potential Problems (Score:3, Interesting)
You know those tracking devices that biologists attach to some wild animals, like little metal rings in the birds leg, that help cientists identify migration patterns ? Some even transmit radio waves. Using the same logic, you could also say that attaching identifiers to wild birds would make extra weight and thus disturb their flight. Or would harm the predators who eat those birds. Well, it makes as much difference for them as a billion of nanobots would make to an ocean.
Besides, these nanobots apparently so harmless that, according to the article: "I don't think these robots will be confined to the ocean. We will eventually make robots to hunt down pathogens or repair cells in the human body".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'd think blood from a live person would me more sensitive to impurities than an ocean.
Re:Potential Problems (Score:2)
Like Weil's Disease from the raw sewage, chloracne from the dioxins, breakdown of the central nervous system from the mercury, poisoning from the oil spills...
Basically, you're not going to be drinking it! And anything that's living in there (if anything can!) is not going to form part of our food chain, and likely not part of any animal's food chain either.
Grab.
Great. (Score:5, Funny)
I give it two weeks before they get in to all the systems, shut down our life support and start calling us ugly bags of mostly water.
BAH. Where is Wil Wheaton now to save us?
Re:Great. (Score:2)
They would then infiltrate our cities water supplies. Through self-modification they would be able to integrate themselves into our brains. They would then take over the cities, and the states, then finally the planet. It would happen so slowly, but so quickly, nobody would notice. You see, its all part of my tremendously ingeneous plan to take over the world! (hides mouse ears)
narf.
(To answer, Wil is lurking. Remember, he reads slashdot too. Hi Wil!)
Oh, great... (Score:3, Funny)
And that's why... (Score:1)
Re:And that's why... (Score:1)
Re:And that's why... (Score:2)
"Sir robot 1,344,533 is reporting that the whole ocean has turned to Mountain Dew!"
Re:And that's why... (Score:1)
Re:And that's why... (Score:1)
They're building these with gold, silver and organic molecules, so the magnet idea probably wouldn't work. It seems that the advantages to quickly finding toxins would outweigh any of these concerns. Even better would be if the nanobots destroyed the toxins and then rapidly degraded into trace elements. The Diamond Age [amazon.com] by Neal Stephenson does a great job at describing a world where diseases and toxins have been eliminated through nanotechnology.
Re:And that's why... (Score:2)
Frankly, I prefer diseases. At least we know how to handle most of them.
Re:And that's why... (Score:2)
Most infectious diseases are controlled by antibiotics, but many are now resistant. What we've been doing to diseases is roughly like spraying the swamps with DDT - it works to start with, but eventually the bugs become resistant and then you're screwed and need to find something else. We're rapidly approaching the "screwed" state in infectious diseases, without much in the way of ideas when everything's resistant to the latest *cillin.
Then there's cancer, where the only cure so far is either to hit the patient's body with something incredibly toxic and hope it kills the cancer before it kills the patient, or to cut it out and pray to God you got it all.
Then there's congenital disorders, which are utterly unsolved.
The best we can say for diseases is that we understand the symptoms - they're the devil we know. Are you happy with that status quo, or would you rather investigate the devil we won't know, just in case he's going to screw you over less?
Grab.
and hopefully (Score:4, Insightful)
There's lots of great application for this . . . if it starts by fixing pollution, cool, but I'm going to continue to look ahead to all of the great thigns that this can lead to.
K
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If they can start moving things around, maybe they can cause internal damage.
Until the first international treaty on nanowarfare at least, after that the major counties will just secretly stockpile them.
Re:and hopefully (Score:2)
Chemical weapons, biological weapons, nuclear weapons, thermite plasma, napalm, depleted uranium, cluster bombs, you name it.
I see no reason to suspect that terrorists will be the first to use nano-weapons. No, someone else will make it, and then the terrorists will somehow "get their hands on it".
Alright. but what happens when whaes eat em ? (Score:2, Insightful)
one the Brit came up with that feeds and then powers itself on their bodies. They could gather invaluable
information on the oceans, BUT are hey going to put a JONAH circut in these things ?
I mean what happens when a plankton feeder sucks up a hundred thousand or so of these, it will (may) register a higher temp, movement pattern etc.
I love the idea of a self sufficient ocengoing robot, I always have, I saw a solar robot creature
demo a few years ago, neuralnet stuff, that the jellyfish would react to the crab etc, Why no use a larger scale verson, build em in Taiwan at 2 bucks a pop and set em loose, A larger unit could accomplish this, perhaps much more efficently, Miniturization for Minituriztions sake has always eluded me.
Definitions (Score:4, Interesting)
Is this like... (Score:4, Funny)
Well (Score:2)
Since it's U of So Cal... (Score:1)
Uh-oh. (Score:2, Funny)
"I don't think these robots will be confined to the ocean. We will eventually make robots to hunt down pathogens..."
Quoth Agent Smith: "Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague. And we are... the cure."
Re:Uh-oh. (Score:2)
Too bad Dubya didn't have any pretzel-fighting nanobots yesterday. Would have saved him a trip to the floor.
Nanobot conspiracy!! (Score:1)
Re:Nanobot conspiracy!! (Score:1)
Re:Nanobot conspiracy!! (Score:1)
Godzilla.
But you're probably okay so long as you don't live in Japan.
Wont happen... (Score:1)
Why bother with the Ocean? (Score:5, Interesting)
BTW, read in the Sunday paper that Erin Brockovich is on the trail of another suit against PG&E for Chromium 6 in ground water.
Interested in a history of water use and mis-use? Read Cadillac Desert, by Marc Reisner.
Re:Why bother with the Ocean? (Score:2)
eww, little robots! (Score:1, Flamebait)
Each and every one of us.
And bore through our miserable human bodies.
Slowly.
FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
But, other than that, great idea!
Clustering at a very very small size (Score:5, Interesting)
Where's the Energy? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Where's the Energy? (Score:2)
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Re:Where's the Energy? (Score:2)
I know nothing of fluid dynamics or, for that matter, the ocean...
But it seems to me that for these things to be effective, they would need to be pretty close to the surface pretty much all of the time (which is where most of the pollution is, right?)
If that is the case, I don't think the temperature or pressure is going to vary all that much. If you make the robot of such a density that it can take advantage of differing water pressures, wouldn't you run the risk of most of your nanites sinking to the bottom?
Re:I like it: "this somehow produces energy" (Score:2)
Cant wait to swallow or eat them! (Score:1, Funny)
Oregon Water (Score:1)
Here's what they'll be monitoring (Score:2, Funny)
In other news ... (Score:2)
*sigh*
Wasnt there an article some time about shooting lasers from the moon to create electricity?
repeat after me
"To much Star Trek"
Environmental impact? (Score:1)
Robots in my Tunafish (Score:1)
Wouldn't there be more pratical ways, like putting sensors on commerical boats? You'd have a nice big power source to share from and perhaps even large antennas to transmit your data.
Will they become fish food? (Score:2)
Fish are unintelligent enough to mistake a hairy peice of silver for a fly, why wouldn't they mistake these robots for some food?
They already exist in the /. server (Score:1)
I am sure Slashdot was presented to me with that line four days ago. Today it said in the morning that a Cadre of Random Chickens was in charge, and now a team of Stealth Ninjas, but Friday it was done by microbots. Really.
Wow! (Score:3, Interesting)
No, I can't do it.
Jokes aside, that's interesting stuff - but also a little scary. Once you have free-roving nanites monitoring pollutants in the Pacific, how long is it before someone comes up with a way to have them monitor, say, intoxicant levels in your blood?
Just imagine having your workplace demand the ability to monitor what you do with your body 24/7. "Have a few margaritas last Saturday, Wilson? You should really keep an eye on that sort of behavior. You are a company asset, after all..."
OK,
- B
Re:Wow! (Score:2)
The 'bots aren't real yet. (Score:5, Informative)
Also, from the article, they currently are trying to learn how to control 5-10 robots. They are a long way from learning how to control the millions of robots needed for any monitoring to be effective. The researches said that nanotechnology today is at the same stage of development as the Internet was in the late 1960's.
I'd say we are a decade or more from seeing any of these things actually released into the wild.
TinyXP == blue color (Score:4, Funny)
It is no secret that those "tiny robots" which monitor the quality of our drining water end up in our body system. However, the big puzzle about why we are seeing so many good citizens coming to a temporarily halt and turning into "blue" color for a short period of time, has been explained.
It turned out that the government has used an Operating System called TinyXP (tm) produced by a company called Microsoft to be the source of the problem. Aperently those robats are "crashing" and emiting "blue" color until they recover.
While Microsoft did not acknowledge the problem, nor did they deniy it. They simply said that they didn't have any comments.
Swarms.... (Score:1)
This Article was generated by a Swarm of Tiny Robots for josh crawley (537561).
Old-school nanotech is still the best! (Score:5, Interesting)
We have the ability right now to craft custom virii and bacteria which can replicate and destroy other creatures. If we want to kill cryptosporidium and giardia (two common water-bourne parasites) then we should find the natural predators of such creatures and turn them to our needs.
It's similar to the chemical spraying of crops to prevent insects and other pests from destroying harvests. For years we have been laying on the pesticides in order to stop crops from being ruined. Instead of relying on chemicals, we should instead be investing in natural methods of reducing pests, such as the use of preying mantis, ladybugs, egg-laying wasps, and other natural predators.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think that all chemicals are evil and should be eliminated. I'm a chemist myself. I do believe that we can be much more effective if we cut back on the more toxic chemicals and replace them with more gentle alternatives. Many of the harsher chemicals build up and end up destroying the producing potential of our farmlands.
Re:Old-school nanotech is still the best! (Score:2)
No.
Call me a flat - earther, (or better yet, call me a Catholic) but I don't see the benefit in creating custom-virii to counteract other parasites.
For instance, look at the at the Africanized [tamu.edu] bee. (Aphis mellifera scutellata) [stingshield.com]
I know that "killer bees" is a misnomer, but the aggression of the Africanized bee is something that scientists failed to account for in their creation, much to the detriment of Sounth and Central America and some areas of Texas. Creating custom lifeforms is not what we should be doing.
Transporting animals to do one thing or another, OTOH, is somewhere between here and there. The Spanish brought horses; I brought my dog from Arlington to Austin, and he fathered in Austin.
I'm not an expert in morality (I'm still trying to figure right V wrong out myself) but I can't see the creation of custom lifeforms as a Good Thing under any circumstances.
Re:Old-school nanotech is still the best! (Score:2)
Scientists creating custom lifeforms is really no different than what happens in nature, it is just on a different time-scale.
As an example: I am a chemist who has worked with water treatment systems for industrial use. One of the projects I worked on involved bacteriological treatment. We had a waste stream which was loaded with organic compounds, some of which were pretty nasty. It was going to be horribly expensive to chemically or mechanically treat the water, and we couldn't just release the stuff out to the environment. It's not only illegal, it's also immoral.
What we did was to take a sample of bacteria found in sewer sludge (we bought it, we didn't have to go into the manholes for it!). We put these normal, everyday bacteria into bottles which had a very low concentration of our waste. Most of the bacteria were killed, but some tough ones survived. We took those and added in a stronger mixture of our waste and the same thing happened. After doing this dozens of times, we not only ended up with bacteria that could live in our waste, but also used it as a source of food.
These bacteria "evolved" into being the perfect waste treatment system. They would break down a complex soup of organic compounds into carbon dioxide and other non-toxic wastes. They had no negative impact on the environment because they would die without our waste food. We tested them exhaustively and found the water coming out of our pilot treatment plant to be as clean as the water outside the facility.
So just like anything else out there, science can be used in a responsible manner that does good. The key is to spend a ton of time testing your ideas to make sure that the risks are minimized. Accidents will happen, but they will happen with anything, not just with science.
Re:Old-school nanotech is still the best! (Score:2)
And, quite possibly (I shudder to think that evolution was your goal) "evolved" into something more resistant to the toxins that should have killed it. How does this advance us in the use of antibiotics? What is the name of this bacteria, and what does it do when introduced to Humans? If it is not directly harmful to humans, then what about other lifeforms? How certain are you that you haven't plagued species X with the "evolution" that you seem so proud of having caused. Have you accounted for every single species that might encounter your evolved bacteria?
Science is a tool that can be used for good purposes, I agree. The discoveries of the wheel, fire, and fire extinguishers were all good. Ultimately, science will lead to absolute proof of God's existence. But science, as a tool, like all tools can be used for evil as well. Even the Holy Bible can be used to hit my grandmother and knock her down. In this case, tool isn't the problem; the problem is its use.
On the other hand, there are certan tools that can be used only for destructive purposes. Pornography comes to mind, in as much as it short - circuits a normal, healthy sex drive and although a pornographic book can be used to hold up the short leg of my dinner table, that clearly is not its intended purpose.
At any rate, my argument was not Utilitarian; it was Judeo-Christian, specifically Catholic. It is not good, according to God's will, to try to design your own bacteria, cat, dog, or child, as it shows a grave disrespect for life and for God. Furthermore, we have no idea what kind of impact such a grave decision could bring about. That one would try to justify doing it for the use of cleaning up after our wasteful society, is little more than a further indictment of our wastefulness.
Look at the lengths we have to go to just to clean up after ourselves! Can't we just learn not to make a mess in the first place?!
Read my sig. To error in the side of being pedantic, read ! as "not".
Read the posts about the nanorobots to clean up after the other nanorobots.
Think about the story of Eve. If you don't know it, start here [usccb.org] Understand that Eve was conned into thinking that it wasn't really "that bad". Yet she showed such disrespect for God, that we're all suffering.
Re:Old-school nanotech is still the best! (Score:2)
I understand these are your beliefs and you believe them for your own reasons, so don't take this as an attack or a flame war - I'm just throwing in an observation.
How do we know what God's mind is (assuming that he does exist)? According to the Bible, God created us in his image and he did give us a brain. In other words, he made it so that we are thinking beings. Who is to say that he didn't intend us to manipulate nature any way we choose? I don't think that we should even start to pretend we understand anything about the mind or the will of God, again working on the assumption that he exists.
That being said, I feel we should always work on the principle of our own good, since that is a tangible ideal we can work toward. Is it good to ruin our environment? Is it good to make people sick? No, obviously not. That's why every choice we make and every idea which science comes up with should be evaluated as much as possible.
In the case of the bacteria strain which I and others helped to develop, it was fairly obvious that it was as harmless as possible. Bacterial strains similar to the one we "evolved" are found everywhere, they naturally form on their own in nature. When we attempted to "reverse-evolve" the strain we had developed, we found that the bacteria returned to be almost exactly what they had started out from. They didn't gain super mutant powers, they didn't gain resistance to antibiotics. To be sure, we even added a UV light final stage to our scrubbers, along with a biodegradable scrubber material. This assured that all traces of the bacteria were removed from the treated waste stream.
Not all scientists are evil, power-hungry tyrants, just the ones you see in the cartoons and the movies! :)
Re:Old-school nanotech is still the best! (Score:2)
Indeed, I wish I had said the same, as I also mean it sincerely. There are some people who do like to bash others over the head with their bible; I try not to act like that.
I don't think that we should even start to pretend we understand anything about the mind or the will of God, again working on the assumption that he exists.
While we cannot know God's will in its fullness, a good start is the Bible, the Catechism, and a healthy amount of prayer. The Ten Commandments were a pretty good indication of God's will, as was the birth, and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
That being said, I feel we should always work on the principle of our own good,
Here's where you get into trouble, especially here:
That being said, I feel we should always work on the principle of our own good,
WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOOD FOR US. We don't have a clue. Just look at what we're doing to the environment, and how big a mess we have to clean up. I'll ask again, why can't we learn not to make messes in the first place?! I'd cite other examples, but they'd just sidetrack our conversation further. (free love -> abortion comes to mind, as does pornography -> stunted love life...somehow I see a third connection to be made here..)
Don't get me wrong: whether it is better for me to eat rice or a hamburger, usually isn't a decision I reserve solely for God. On the other hand, I'm grateful for all the signals that have come from Him, some of which only I could see, and some of which I ignored entirely, to my own shame.
Not all scientists are evil, power-hungry tyrants, just the ones you see in the cartoons and the movies!
You are correct. No one (NO ONE) is inheriently and completely evil. All people of every profession have some redeeming qualities, although some people have to leave their environments to find those qualities.
"Complete Evil" is a complete absence and denial of goodness. Science IS NOT evil, nor are scientists. That was the point of my paragraph about the Bible. On the other hand, SOME USES of science ARE evil, even though they appear good at first.
Re:Old-school nanotech is still the best! (Score:2)
> how they import natural predators to
> (imported) rabbits that cause so much trouble.
Oh, I think that importing creatures in to fix a problem is a heavy-handed approach that often results in disaster. By piling one bad idea on top of the other you often compound the problem. You are better off trying to find some way to encourage natural predation to evolve. Perhaps find a native species that could be taught to prey on the rabbits. Another idea is to change the non-native species in some way, perhaps by cross-breeding to a native species that is similar. The resulting animal may be able to breed with the non-native ones and convert them into something less dangerous to the environment.
If you absolutely have no recourse but to introduce another non-native species, do so in as controlled of a setting as possible. Perhaps use preditors that require some nutrient only you can provide, that way you can pull back this nutrient if the experiment fails and you can eliminate the introduced animals.
As with any move, evaluate it to death before it is implemented. Once the genie is out of the bottle it is almost impossible to put back in.
Re:Old-school nanotech is still the best! (Score:2)
> Just like the book, Jurasic Park?
Right, it's actually an old idea but an extremely valid one. The point is to choose something that can't be found naturally and can be controlled easily. The substance might not even actually kill the animal if it is withheld, but might instead interfere with its breeding habits, thus preventing it from reproducing.
Now we just have to make sure we don't use frog DNA...
Won't the water kill the radio waves? (Score:3, Interesting)
The article specified weak radio signals as the method of inter-nodal communication, but propagation of radio frequencies [g-p-r.com] through water that isn't nano-pure really sucks.
Sonar seems more feasible, particularly in salt water where radio doesn't work worth a damn. Of course then you'd have to worry about noise pollution... hey, wait, even if the radio signals work you are going to be really messing with electrically sensitive organisms (electric eels being the obvious example, but they aren't the only ones).
--Charlie
Re:Won't the water kill the radio waves? (Score:2)
concerns and thoughts (Score:3, Insightful)
But yes, the effect needs to be addressed. Although, these aren't self-replicators it should be noted. The density of the bots will be crucial. Assuming they don't build up to a measurable level of "silt", I don't see an immediate problem. Organisms can cope with drinking grains of sand, and these will be comparable to that, or smaller. From what I can gather from the article, they are planning to use inorganic materials for the most part (metals, silicon). If that's the case, I would expect them to be treated much like any other piece of grit. Its the organic compounds that really stick with you.
I like this idea in general, but I'm a little dubious about how well it will work, regardless of side-effects. If you want to use antibodies, you'd better get the binding affinity just right, or you'll end up with a lot of false positives (low affinity) or a bot with all its sensors permanently clogged up (high affinity). Passing through fish digestive systems, getting sucked up by filter-feeders, and generally tossed about in a well-lit, ion-rich solution doesn't do much for long term operation. Are we planning to pump these things into the ocean nonstop?
Still, good luck to them. I'd love to see something like this made to work.
Great. The next big hit from Don Ho..... (Score:1)
Make me feel nervous, swimming in my spine,
Tiny robots make my skin crawl all over
With a feeling that our race is running out of time.
So here's to the golden circuitry,
And here's to our silvery seas,
But most of all a toast to USC.
there is somthing... (Score:3, Interesting)
This is great news (Score:1)
More info (Score:2)
Not only good for polution monitoring (Score:2, Interesting)
Have a nice day.
Wow (Score:1)
Detect ships and submarines? (Score:1)
So we spread out a network of nano-robots throughout the oceans, and the US military then knows exactly where every submarine in the world is located. Whether scary privacy invasion or good intelligence, it's probably just about as doable as the stated objective.
Read before you post (Score:1)
And that's just of the +2 level ones I see. I'm sure the percentage is even higher downstairs.
How many of these would they need? (Score:2)
Serious Problem : What of Dilution? (Score:2)
However, it is easy to see that if the robots are indeed freely floating, and are allowed to drift around for long periods of time, they will become separated. Indeed, given enough time, the equilibrium density of robots reached will simply be the number of robots over the entire oceanic volume! The robots will have become so far removed from their neighbors that they will have become useless. Unless the robots are physically tethered together, it is difficult for me to see how they will remain close to one another for any significant duration. And if they are physically tethered, in esseence to form a larger body, why bother with all of the nanoscale complexity? Why not just monitor using conventional silicon technology attached to floating buoys?
It seems like the grant will be pushing nanoscale technology further, which is great for everyone, but I have serious reservations as to their chosen application. It would seem to me that an application where the probes would be fixed in location (in human tissue, for instance) would be a better application
Bob
Wow. Art comes to life. (Score:2)
Nanotechnology schmanotechnology. (Score:2, Insightful)
This kind of unscientific bullshitting by unqualified people just kills me. There are many fundamental flaws in this project. Here's a few
Here's an example of the kind of rigorous though that has gone into this research proposal. Here we have "David Caron, professor of biological sciences and a co-investigator on the project" stating:
Oh is that all it is? And who says that a robot that can do all of that isn't complicated or powerful? And pray, do you know how well radio signals travel in water? Here's a hint, the US Navy subs only use it for extremely short range communication and extremely long range communication (with frequencies in the 10's of Hz range). Oh and did you know that your antenna needs to be proportional to the wavelength you are going to transmit and recieve? Your nano-bots are going to be how big? How are you going to figure out where the signal is coming from? direction finding? GPS?
And pray tell, how are you going to power these microscopic wonders (which need to transmit radio waves mind you)? Remember volume shrinks by the cube.
This is the one that really had me rolling on the floor
Is that all? So, we just need to duplicate the functionality of bateria without the self-duplication but with added radio communication, telemetry (to figure out where signals are coming from), and data acquisition. Oh and social/aggregate organization. Piece o' cake. Is next Tuesday good for you?
Obligatory Beowulf Joke (actually funny) (Score:2)
Well, all I can say is... (Score:2)
Re:Hellooo (Score:1)
But isnt that a bit short-sighted? What happens when were overrun by lizards?
No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. Theyll wipe out the lizards.
But arent the snakes even worse?
Yes, but were prepared for that. Weve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
But then were stuck with gorillas!
No, thats the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
(The Simpsons, of course.)