Sony's New Bi-Pedal Robot 272
TestBoy writes "Sony is releasing a new bipedal robot for home use. It has a 60,000 word vocabulary and can even sing songs." I am especially amused by the photograph of synchronized dancing
robots, and the fact that the new bot will cost as much as a luxury car! But
it has some impressive stuff like facial recognition
lalala (Score:2, Funny)
Re:lalala (Score:1)
Re:lalala (Score:2, Funny)
Re:lalala (Score:2)
If that's the case, then adjust the clock speed to your skill level.
Sony (Score:2, Insightful)
It's your responsibility (Score:2, Funny)
It's your responsibility to make sure your robot violates no copyright laws when singing.
It's Sony's responsibility (Score:2)
Sick the DMCA on them, see how *they* like it.
Re:It's your responsibility (Score:2, Funny)
Huh? What the fuck do you think the courts and Congress are full of today, if not singing robots?
(Oh, wait, the singing robots have to be sentient first. Guess that rules out Congress and the courts.)
Every problem has an engineering solution! (Score:2)
Not to worry - the ever-thinking engineers at Sony have taken that problem into consideration. Your robot will come with a credit card reader and a cell-phone so that it can charge the appropriate royalties to your card on a per-incident basis... In the event that the cell network is down, the robot is equipped with a redundant payment system: there is a coin slot so that you can make your payments on-the-spot.
Can it sing "Daisy?" (Score:2)
Hero Jr. (Score:2)
Re:Can it sing "Daisy?" (Score:2)
HAL: If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes...I'd like to hear it HAL....Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy" Daisy....Daisy.....Give me your answer due.....I'm half-crazy....all for the love of you....
Re:Can it sing "Daisy?" (Score:3, Funny)
Robots have to sing this...
Share and enjoy
Share and Enjoy, Share and Enjoy,
Journey through life with a plastic boy
Or girl by your side, let your pal be your guide,
And when it breaks down or starts to annoy,
Or grinds when it moves and gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat,
Bled oil on your floor or ripped off your door,
And you get to the point you can't stand any more,
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig. We'll tell you
Go stick your head in a pig.
Or Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' (Score:2)
life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere...
Yes, it can sing... (Score:1)
-Henry
60,000 work vocabulary (Score:3, Funny)
Re:60,000 WORD vocabulary (Score:2)
But Can it sing Daisy? (Score:1)
how long before the robots.... (Score:1)
Ok, had to get it out of the way early..while we are at it:
I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave.
Danger! Danger Will Robinson! Danger!!
Imagine a beowulf Cluster of Natalie Portman pouring hot grits over a few of these?
Any other ones I missed?
I'm going to buy one, and then... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm going to buy one, and then... (Score:2, Funny)
;)
HJO (Score:1)
JTT (Score:1)
As long as it doesn't look like Haley Joel Osment [from "A.I." (2001)] I'll probably buy two.
But what about Jonathan Taylor Thomas [imdb.com]?
Honda, too... (Score:1)
Here's the new Honda w/ Link (Score:5, Informative)
Re:library robots (Score:2)
However, I did also want to tell you that the robots at the museum are not increadably responsive. They react to a predefined set of movements, and they are neat to look at, but the fact is, if you have to learn how to use it, and it can't do anything of it's own volision... it's still a tool/toy. They are not fully moble bipeds like the artical would lead you to believe
Where are the USA robots? (Score:2, Insightful)
We've got plenty of bright people in this country, but we don't make things like this.
We can't afford to fall behind in robot development.
Re:Where are the USA robots? (Score:1)
Re:Where are the USA robots? (Score:2)
Re:Where are the USA robots? (Score:3, Insightful)
That's because rich Americans would rather spend $20,000 on a stereo that does everything, or a handheld that can drive your car, instead of a robot that sings and dances at karaoke parties.
Re:Where are the USA robots? (Score:2)
We have enough space for REAL dogs, and REAL children, so why bother?
Re:Where are the USA robots? (Score:2)
That, my friend, is EXACTLY what is wrong with this country...
US companies can't see the return (Score:2)
Re:Where are the USA robots? (Score:3, Insightful)
We fell behind in television development, and that hasn't hurt us any.
Ah, but television (a.k.a. the opiate of the modern masses), doesn't enhance productivity. With their entertainment robots, I think Sony has done a brilliant thing. They've taken the output of their research division and produced a customer facing product. This is extremely difficult with such a speculative technology - just ask Bell Labs. As toys, these robots can demonstrate the technology without requiring the stability of a commercial release. And by offering a new market (besides industrial assembly lines), they can justify increased development expenses because they'll be able to spread the costs over a larger market.
Re:Where are the USA robots? (Score:2)
Government regulation?
The market is a trial and error marketplace. When a product fails, the market will see the failure - hopefully - and the better product will win. But who compensates those that bought the failure? If you believe in the market system, I think you ought to believe even more in the courts. The courts will make the market system even more effective.
Perhaps you only have a problem with excessive product liability lawsuits? (Frankly, it seems that many more lawsuits are filed by business against business...sot the whole "product liability lawsuit as a problem" thing really seems to lose it's bloom.)
Cheers!
Singing and Dancing? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Singing and Dancing? (Score:1)
Move along.
Advanced Realdoll (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Advanced Realdoll (Score:2)
Finaly! (Score:4, Funny)
I've always wanted a pet robot, now I can feel like it's really the future.
Nothing new (Score:1)
Go here [caltech.edu] for a list of more interesting projects...
Get the Expensive Ones Out of the Way Now (Score:2, Insightful)
This is just too cool. All the Asimov I read growing up and to be honest I never thought I would personally own a robot.
Sure I wont be able to afford one of these. But I can remember when my dad couldn't afford a digital watch or calculator.
The expensive, limited units today. The cheap, multifunctional units tomorrow.
This is cool!
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Robot bed (Score:1)
That is a bit more practical than the Craftmatic teach-yourself-autofellatio model [craftmatic.com] that's been on TV for years.
Who cares what they can do! (Score:1)
In costume (Score:1)
ED-209 (Score:1)
At least it doesn't look anything like Rob... (Score:2)
Re:At least it doesn't look anything like Rob... (Score:2)
Imagine a film version of Liar? Of course, you'd have to make Calvin's issue more than just a crush on a colleague.
I got no strings to hold me down (Score:2)
Sony's not the only company attempting to recreate Pinocchio [imdb.com]. It'll face competition from ZMP Inc's "Pino" robot [google.com].
Question: Who will get the Disney deal [imdb.com] first?
Re:I got no strings to hold me down (Score:2)
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> Question: Who will get the Disney deal [imdb.com] first?
Investment plan:
Find out who gets the Disney deal. Short their stock. Find out their closest competitor. Buy all the stock I can afford.
The Disney company sells one or two units to every household, and that's that.
The company that didn't get the Disney deal gets to sell (to your g/f or wife) the version of Pinocchio that accurately interprets the programming command: "Everything you say to your owner is a lie."
Waaaaaay more money in that market, particularly given that the nose of that robot burns out after about an hour or two and you gotta buy her a new one, but by then, she doesn't care ;-)
No Kids (Score:1)
Sadly, I'd be more impressed if it had stuff like facial hair.
Battle Bot... (Score:4, Funny)
60k words? (Score:1)
60k words? That's more than all the slashdot editor's vocabularies put together!
Actually, not too many people have a spoken vocabulary that large.
You don't need more than 200 words (Score:2)
60k words? ... not too many people have a spoken vocabulary that large.
Humans don't really need thousands of words to communicate. Some spoken languages have about 1000 words; others have fewer than 150 [tokipona.org]. Indian Sign Language has about 200 words in common use [inquiry.net].
Re:60k words? (Score:5, Funny)
When these things can read Kanji, then I'll be impressed.
Re:60k words? (Score:2)
Moral of the story: If you want a polite society that values automation and small consumer electronics, put some people on an island with no natural resources, but good trading links, and let simmer for 2500 years.
Prediction: Our first space colonies will have red circles on the sides of their spaceships, not stars.
Re:60k words? (Score:2)
For KIN/chika (near/nearby), the mnemonic device is "With this huge caterpillar near, you'll need an axe to protect yourself!"
$1 per word (Score:1)
Oh yeah, Sony is always overpriced
Imagine the implications of this.. (Score:2, Funny)
Technical info (Score:5, Informative)
More technical info (Score:2)
Press-release [sony.co.jp]
Roujin Z (Score:2, Interesting)
Sounds like Roujin Z [animefu.com] to me. Roujin Z is a very funny anime by Katsuhiro Ôtomo, the director of the famous Akira. In the anime the story follows an old man in a new hightech bed, that is made to care for him. You can read a much longer review here. [haverford.edu]
Cool (Score:5, Funny)
Get it for free... (Score:1)
George Lucas, Fear Me!
Heh, just imagine at next years' Cebit... (Score:5, Funny)
Sony employee: ah Mr Microsoft exhibitor, allow me to introduce our latest model bipedal *hunter-killer* robot, fresh from our development labs...
Robot: is there a problem here ?
MS employee: erm, on second thoughts, just carry on as you were...
Teddy in AI (Score:2)
Re:Teddy in AI (Score:2)
BTW, I didnt say fembot. But if it could cook and clean, ill buy one.
Re:Teddy in AI (Score:2)
Too late.
$ grep robot .newsrc
[...]
alt.sex.fetish.robots
[...]
This is so cool! (Score:2)
Plus, it's just be cool to have one in the server room to reboot boxes for us, and make coffee
The future (Score:2)
Music industry beware (Score:2, Funny)
Vocabulary (Score:5, Funny)
And the optional computer to translate for you is another $60k.
prototype video (Score:2)
they used what?? (Score:4, Funny)
er, scuse me mr doi, but how do you program it not to fall apart when it falls over?
if(robot->sensor.overload && robot->falling)
{
robot->say("danger, danger, get the hell out my way!");
robot->donotfallapart = true;
}
hmm
Re:they used what?? (Score:2)
How the hell does one program a machine to not fall apart when trips down the stairs or get's kicked by the kids?
I chalk it up to the morons at Fox..."we're infotainment not news damnit"...News.
What's it good for? (Score:5, Funny)
Sony meets RealDoll?
Re:What's it good for? (Score:2)
Just three? Come now, let's aspire to something better than average. :)
60K words (Score:2)
OTOH, It does have a photographic memory and some command of communication. If Sony would add a cash recognition device, beefed up the SDR-4X's carrying capacity, and pepped up it's mobility in some way, this thing would be great for doing beer runs!
Serious competition for DDR (Score:2, Interesting)
-prator
Re:Serious competition for DDR (Score:2)
What? You mean like these [megatokyo.com] PS2 peripherals?
Ph34r P1n6-ch4n!
Re:Serious competition for DDR (Score:2)
Here's a better Ping strip [llarian.net].
60,000 Word Vocabulary?????? Spare me. (Score:2)
I know a computer can store thousands of words in its RAM or ROM, but calling that a vocabulary is overstretching the point. "Vocabulary" implies comprehension.
I'll wager this robot can't tell its nouns from most of verbs.
Re:60,000 Word Vocabulary?????? Spare me. (Score:2)
This is the "average" vocabulary. If I were dropping $50k on a toy to interact with, I would not want to talk to someone/something with an average vocabulary. The average college grad has approx a 60-80k word vocabulary and the average doctoral grad has approx 80k-120k word vocabulary.
The problem with defining vocabulary however is defining what counts as a real word. Is a vocabulary word one that someone uses properly, or perhaps one that will be understood in some sort of contextual paradigm but not be easily to define?
Additionally, I would be interested to see what is defined as active versus passive uses words in the vocabulary.
Entertainment vs Utility (Score:2)
I wonder if this is what being a god is like. Does she laugh at the pointlessness of it all too? Will Sony make an SDR-5X that makes little robots out of Mindstorms?
Fear the next killer app. (Score:2)
You have been warned.
Funny but nobody's mentioned... (Score:2)
I mean, yeah, it's cool and all, but remember where it comes from.
An army of robots? (Score:2)
Robot Ukemi (Score:2)
Link to video (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Link to video (Score:2)
Something sounded like "auf inderschleiden umf POSITRONIC BRAIN bis hin zum fertigen..."
Whhaaaaattt???? These things are cooler than I thought!
-Russ
PS2 as robot hub? (Score:2, Interesting)
The Aibo is really dumb (Score:2)
This new humanoid unit seems to be an upgrade of the Aibo technology. I'm curious to see how good the balance control is.
When it puts the cat out All night long (Score:2)
Marvin (Score:2, Funny)
Decisions, decisions... (Score:2)
Re:What we need now. (Score:2)
Rock'em Sock'em Robots [yesterdayland.com], baby!
Re:only 23" tall? (Score:2)
You mean you don't want it to say "Home again home again jiggedy-jig. Good evening J.F." and bump into the wall tragi-comedically?
Re:real dolls vs. aibo antics (Score:2)
Other enhancements currently available:
1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00
Fascinating, the things they can do with technology...
DennyK
Re:Where's Harrison Ford when you need him? (Score:2)
Re:Where's Harrison Ford when you need him? (Score:2)