Low-Tech Cell Phone Blocking 770
nigelc writes: "This BBC story reports on Japanese work to come up with a low-tech solution to cell phones in cinemas! Hey, if it can stop the person next to me from going 'Hey, dude, guess where I am?,' I'm all in favor of it."
Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2, Insightful)
I would fear installing these things because of liabilities. What's annoyance compared to the safety value of being able to use a phone anywhere.
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:3, Insightful)
a) not go to a 2 hour movie, wait until he gets off call
b) leave his pager at the front desk and ask them to get him if it goes off
Simple enough. People apparently survived when we didn't have cell phones, so saying that blocking them in movie theaters is going to result in the downfall of Western civilization and whatnot is a bit extreme.
p.s. in my experience, pagers seem to get better reception than phones do - this might not block them anyways.
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
Then they walk out to the lobby and use the phone just like anyone without a call phone would do.
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2, Insightful)
Need I remind you that there was a time in which cellphones weren't present during a movie? Now do you seriously believe that there's been a massive decrease in theater related deaths? Isn't it possible that there might be more individuals being harmed because they had the nerve to talk on their cellphone during a movie, and a certain anger prone individual (seeking release by way of a respectively evil Disney film) went on a violent rampage?
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
It does balance out if you're a paramedic or a doctor who has gone to a movie, knowing that they can be paged because they're on call, but that they don't have to worry about not being reachable.
Simon
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
[OT] Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2, Flamebait)
Perhaps not, but the problem with the movie theater example is that it gives the phone companies the ability to extort money out of people. "Well, we'll just raise the price of pay phones to $1.50." Before you tell me that won't happen, look at the cost of a Snicker's next time you see a movie.
They are intentionally blocking the signal, they are (in essence) jamming it. I don't like it when people talk in the theater, but I'd rather throw popcorn at them then not be able to recieve an important call.
If I *ever* leave a theater, check my voicemail, and find out my gf was in a car accident and had been in the hospital for an hour, you can bet I'd sue instantly.
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2, Insightful)
What are you going to do when someone shots you because you answered your phone in the middle of a movie? I've seen people beaten for answering their phone in a movie theater, and have read news stories about worse things.
You can find out if your GF has been hurt in the course of due time like most people. Finding out sooner ISN'T going to change the world.
And personally I DON'T CARE about your GF, and my being bothered by you so you can find out is very low on my list of priorities. My world (in fact 'THE' world) doesn't revolve around you. Maybe you shouldn't go to movies, in case something should happen while you are in there.
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
...provided that they leave the theater before doing so.
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
Well, I'll just walk 10 feet out the door of the theater, make my call, and walk back in.
you can bet I'd sue instantly.
You can bet you'd be laughed out of court instantly. Hospitals make you turn off your cell phone, so do some restaurants. If you don't like it, don't go in. Otherwise, deal with it and stop moaning about it.
Really, you're acting as if these theaters are vaporizing patrons' cellphones on entry. They're stopping you from getting a call - there're plenty of buildings that do that accidentially! So please, shut up about it already.
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
What personal freedoms? You are not being forced to see a movie with your cell phone. Nobody is shutting down the entire telephone network while a movie is in session. (Talk about a woefully incorrect analogy.) They're blocking it in one specific place, on private property.
You don't like it? Don't go to those theaters. If lots of people don't like it, the theaters will change their mind.
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
Personal freedoms like, say, watching a movie without people chatting away on their cell phones next to you?
Congrats, you just learned the meaning of "self defeating argument".
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:2)
Re:Sounds great for the movies... (Score:3, Interesting)
I should be able to put people in physical danger so I can talk to my girlfriend on the flight.
Physical danger? Not quite. Cell phone signals do not even come close to affecting aircraft avionics; the frequencies are all wrong, and with even the fundamental being above everything we use, harmonics aren't even an issue. The real reason for the prohibition is the FCC--when you're up high, you can hit a lot more cell phone repeaters (see also: 39,000 foot tall antenna tower), taking a disproportionately large portion of the infrastructure. You can rest assured that using a cell phone in flight will not put anybody in danger.
Incidentally, I'm a flight instructor and instrument flight instructor, so I do know a little bit about these things. Just so you know.
another low-tech method (Score:5, Funny)
Re:another low-tech method (Score:2)
Re:another low-tech method (Score:2)
Wouldn't it just be simpler to reinstate beatings? (Score:5, Funny)
In all seriousness, I support this wholeheartedly. Of course, isn't someone on this site going to complain that this limits free speech by limiting means of communication?
(first?)
Re:Wouldn't it just be simpler to reinstate beatin (Score:2)
PhoneBashing!!! (Score:5, Funny)
These guys had the right idea, and the foresight to make videos. The fact that they stole the costumes only makes it better, IMHO.
Re:PhoneBashing!!! (Score:4, Insightful)
If one of those guys comes up to me I will chase them down and murder them. Dont' like cel phones? GO LIVE IN A FUCKING CAVE.
It's a fake (Score:3, Informative)
phonebashing.com NS ns1.vmg.co.uk
phonebashing.com NS ns1.info-com.com
phonebashing.com NS ns2.info-com.com
It's promoting some record or other.
Man, that is beautiful. (Score:2)
-jhp
underworld uses (Score:2, Interesting)
HELL NO! (Score:4, Insightful)
"Dude, the servers are down" is the most important message I can get from mon!!!! If I can't get to one or the other data center things start going to shit fast.
Note to owners: This is a great way to get me to stay way the fsck away from your theater if you install it.
Re:HELL NO! (Score:2)
Of course, I'm good enough at what I do to be able to take time away without worrying the world will end.
Re:HELL NO! - Comment to Commenters (Score:2)
I wasn't on call last night, but I still had to answer the page because the problem fell into my lap by default.
Our security guy made changes to the firewall which altered the routing table without fully understanding what he was doing. (Don't get me started on this, I keep telling my boss that this guy can have as many degrees as a thermomiter in securty but still should be given user access to my firewall, much less root!
One commit on his config changes and my whole datacenter went down. Thanks to a quick check by me I told them to fix their own problem and went back to sleep. If they want to have a n00b in a position to kill the datacenters then it's not my problem.
But this is the real world and I had to PROVE it wasn't my problem or my butt would've been fried.
Wake up people, no data center is perfect and the sysadmin is ALWAYS responsible, reguardless of who's on call.
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Re:HELL NO! (Score:2)
Sorry, but this is just ludicrous. If your employer doesn't have more than one person who can solve a problem, then he should pull his head out of his butt and hire another employee.
Note to owners: If this keeps people like this out of your theatre, GO FOR IT. I agree with the other poster: I don't want to see the glow from your phone, either. Either watch the movie, or stay the hell out of the theatre.
Well, that's one way to do it... (Score:2)
I used to have a job where I was on call 24x7, for some reasonably critical stuff. There'd usually be a call a day; some days more, some days none. Late-night calls were less common, partly because the group of people who took the calls was distributed around the planet. However, there were calls at 3 AM now and then.
Why did I accept that? Because there was a quid pro quo. As long as I kept myself available for those calls, and as long as I got a certain amount of total work done on some other things, my employer asked NO QUESTIONS about where I was. I could go anywhere, any time. I didn't even have to be in any specific town.
Well, OK, I did have meetings once or twice a week (on no fixed schedule), but that was about it. If I was in my office, it was because I wanted to be there at that time.
No, I wasn't the only person who could handle the calls. You need backup, always, because there's always a chance that something will keep you from taking a call. If we'd had fixed shifts, we'd have had to have at least two people chained to desks all the time, covering each other. That's six people total, instead of three people with each taking point for her own time zone and the other two backing her up.
By the way, I never, once permitted my phone to ring audibly in a movie theater. That's what vibrate mode is for. Sit near a door, and you can quietly and unobtrusively get outside in plenty of time to take the call.
The arrangement had plenty of problems, many of them caused by my own failure to hire enough people to keep up with expanding load. On the whole, though, it worked. I can see the appeal of having "my time" and "their time", but I also know the appeal of being able to go home and prune my roses if I feel like it.
Good old fashioned soloution (Score:2, Funny)
damn...I thought they meant baseball bats for a moment....
Think about legal reprecussions... (Score:5, Interesting)
Money
We are very sue-happy in America, and you can bet your bottom dollar that if something like this did take effect, there would be lawsuits pending.
Say you are a doctor, an IT worker, etc. You are on call or pager duty, and you go see a movie. You miss
Your employer calls/pages you, and you can not answer the phone because you never got the call. This translates to more downtime, costing your company big money.
It's sad, but true. I wish I could go to some places with the damn phones turned off. If I can turn mine off/silent mode, why can't other people?
are they too stupid, or forgetful? You be the judge.
that's your problem (Score:3, Insightful)
This includes taking such steps as:
- Not leaving your phone at home
- Not sleeping unless the ringer is set loud enough to wake you up
- Not turning your phone's ringer off
- Not entering areas where cell phones are jammed
If the area wasn't clearly marked, that's one thing. But if it was, that's your problem.
Re:that's your problem (Score:2)
I agree with you completely, just stating what would probably happen.
Re:Think about legal reprecussions... (Score:2)
There's sooo many other places that post the ever present "Your shit won't work"/"If you have a heart condition..."/"Beware: HOT COFFEE" disclaimers to mitigate the lawsuit warning.
Furthermore, the places could only outfit certain theatres, like a "no smoking" section of diners. That way you've no excuse, because you could've seen the movie in the theatre that allows cell phones...
Re:Think about legal reprecussions... (Score:2, Informative)
As a side note I work for AMC and generally I find that the theater does a good enough job blocking most cell signals all on its own. Even if AMC had to allow cell calls [which they don't] I wouldn't expect to actually make/get a reliable call in the theater.
If you are on call then what the heck are you doing at a movie anyways? On call means you can get to a terminal/jobsite fairly quickly.
Also if you are on call just get a pager and set it to vibrate.
Tom
Re:Think about legal reprecussions... (Score:2)
Go to Las Vegas. Walk into a casino on the strip. Make a cell phone call. oops, you're jammed. No signal inside.
I think the liability issues are minimal, and as the theater is not a public place, they can reserve the right to refuse service to you if you take in a cell phone. Thus, you would have to smuggle it in, and I doubt many juries would take your side in that case.
Also, haven't you ever been inside San Jose Convention Center? Most people I've met can't use their phones in there because the signal strength is weak. Yet I doubt there's much liability in that. Businesses do not have an obligation to make your cell phone work on their premises.
Trouble (Score:2, Funny)
low tech eh? (Score:2)
Wearable? (Score:2)
The idea of shielding wireless networks with it is nice, but I'm not entirely sure how it would be used. Surrounding a wireless based room in it? Creating wooden "pipelines"? Someone help me out here and point out the obvious to me.
Re:Wearable? (Score:2)
It would only work if they were in your pants. The paneling must be between the sender and the receiver. Nearby doesn't count.
The last time I had (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The last time I had (Score:3, Funny)
How about outbound? (Score:2)
Just because I'm paranoid...it doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
I hope this gets installed on trains. (Score:2)
Commuter (shouting): HI! I'M ON THE PHONE SO I CAN'T TALK LONG. HELLO? ARE YOU STILL THERE? OH, GOOD, I JUST WENT UNDER A BRIDGE! HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO PATRICK? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?
<Commuter swears>
Sound Effect: Commuter's phone rings again
Commuter (shouting): HI! SORRY WE WENT THROUGH A BRIDGE. YES, I SAID HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO PATRICK? NO, I SAID WE WENT THROUGH A BRIDGE. HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO PATRICK OR NOT? NO, I'M ON THE TRAIN...
Ad Nauseam
802.11b network security (Score:4, Insightful)
So if I read this right, this paneling also blocks 97% of Wi-Fi (802.11b) signal strength? So if I want to secure my wireless network, I panel the outside walls of my building with this type of paneling, making it so that the warchalkers of the world can't get the signal? And any time I need to go building-to-building, I wire it.
(Yes, I realize this only works if you don't need access outside the building, but many applications wouldn't anyway.)
Not really... (Score:3, Informative)
Metal works pretty well.
Or if you need to see through it, there are some forms of glass that have trace amounts of a conductive substance that will give it a mild tint to visible light but make it impassable for RF. Also fine-mesh screen works too.
I'm not sure exactly what they use in the windows, but because the company I work at makes RF power amplifiers, mainly ones for cell phone use, the building is heavily shielded to keep signals INSIDE. (Not for security, but to prevent us from interfering with nearby cellular systems, but security would be an additional benefit if we ran 802.11b) - We do make sure to use dummy loads, but even dummy loads aren't perfect. I've been working with some FM broadcast-band equipment - I'm sure it radiates somewhat, but I can walk out to my car (50 feet away from the lab), turn on my radio, and hear pure static with no sign of a carrier anywhere nearby.
This just happens to be a form of RF shielding for places where they can't afford to shield the room totally with metal/can't design such shielding in as an afterthought.
Conductive paint (perhaps containing graphite, or maybe powdered ferrite) would work well too.
Problems (Score:2)
Everyone who wants to avoid cell phones will create "pockets" of "no-phone-zones" around public places, making the mobile nature of the phones useless. "Not in my theater", "not in my restaurant", "not in my pub", etc. That will also create interference for phones in "legit" areas. (Right outside that theater, restaurant, etc.)
So the phone companies will, of course, modify their system with "new and improved, block-proof service!" Higher power, different frequency, more sensitive equipment, etc. All at a higher price for consumers. So we have buildings that make it difficult to use cell phones, and expensive phones that will work despite the buildings designed to keep them from working. And what have we gained, exactly?
The solution is so much simplier. Tell the jerk next to you in the theater to get a phone with a vibrate mode and to actually use it, and to have some repect for those around him. Turn off your own phone in the theater. In general, use common sense and common courtesy.
You can't solve a the problem of people being rude with technology. They'll find some way to be rude anyway.
CC and CC (Score:2)
Re:Problems (Score:2)
I think you misspelt "You cannot fix a social problem with a technical solution"
HTH, HAND.
(Not that you aren't 100% right, of course. I was just being persnickety.)GSM interference (Score:2)
Ever heard a GSM phone, blasting at full power trying to reach a base station, interfere with a powerful amplifier?
Better cover your ears if you're sitting close to the speakers.
Poor Man's Farady Cage? (Score:2)
External Blackspots (Score:5, Interesting)
Now, I understand that you get reflection and you can normally see more than one antenna, but this could cause whole other problems with people sheilding other areas as a side effect. I mean, what if I live next door to a cinema and they install this? Suddenly I can't receive mobile phone calls in my house because I'm in the shadow of the cinema!
This raises all kinds of interesting issues. Can I force another property to stop blocking my radio waves? Does it devalue my property (probably, in today's modern soceity, yes.) I know whenever I've looked for places to live in the last few years one of the first things I do when I walk in is see if I can get mobile reception.
Re:External Blackspots (Score:2)
Agreed. I wonder why cell phones aren't designed in such a way that they react to a special signal by switching themselves off (or silent). Such a signal could be transmitted at the entrance of cinemas, theatres, hospitals, and airplains, and if it had a very short range of only a few meters, it would not cause any disruption for people outside the building.
Of course, this system would only work if I'm correct in assuming that most people don't intentionally leave their cell phones on in the cinema, but forget to switch it off/silent.
All I want... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't block, mute. (Score:3, Interesting)
The first place I saw the idea was AskTog, May, 2000 [asktog.com]. But he has an update saying the technology has been developed by a company called bluelinx [bluelinx.com].
Works for me (Score:4, Funny)
Yet another way to do it . . . (Score:2, Interesting)
Even Better: (Score:4, Funny)
"Sir: Please turn your cell phone off or leave the cinema" - the usher
or:
"Turn that damn thing OFF!" - me
I remember reading a story of about a man talking on a cell phone on a ski gondola at a resort in Aspen. Another man, sitting next to him, asked him quietly how much the phone (a new, state of the art model) had cost. When the first man replied "Four hundred dollars," the second snatched it, threw it out the window of the gondola, and calmly handed him four Ben Franklins.
Re:Even Better: (Score:2)
Active Jamming... (Score:2, Insightful)
Of course having magnetic wall around your sensitive equipment might not be a good idea either.
Won't happen in the US. (Score:3, Insightful)
"I didn't see the sign saying the theater was blocked and I missed my big interview / wife in labor / server going down / mother dying / stockmarket crashing / etc."
US lawyers would have a field day. "Was the sign displayed properly? What font was it in? Was it also written in Swahili? What about the literacy impared?"
I just can't see it.
=brian
Re:Won't happen in the US. (Score:3, Funny)
What a great euphamism for "fucking morons"
Re:Won't happen in the US. (Score:2)
Wrong! Those figures come from using different definitions for "lawyer" when counting.
In the US, to get that number, they count everyone who basically has gone to law school and passed the bar exam and is practicing law. Prosecutors, defenders, tax lawyers, patent lawyers, real estate lawyers...all of them.
The Japanese number comes from counting only one or two of those (the ones who prosecute and defend criminal cases, I believe).
How about lower tech? (Score:2)
I know the theaters I go to don't have them. I'm sure a lot of it is people forgetting to turn them off (happens at school during classes too)
Hell on the Fire Dept. too! (Score:5, Interesting)
Firefighters died in the World Trade Center *because* the building's construction (the shell had steel vertical beams very close together) blocked the signals from the command on the ground, telling them to evacuate. (This was written up in IEEE Spectrum, I think in April.) Now you want theatres to have this problem, just because some jerks are too tacky to put there phones on "vibrate" or go to the lobby when they get a call?
I'm a parent, and as somebody else noted, we sometimes need to be reached on an emergency basis. I have had to leave a movie because my cell phone *vibrated* and the babysitter told me, while I was standing in the lobby, that there was a problem. I would be hard-pressed to patronize a theater that didn't allow me that luxury.
Back in the sixties, my father was a physician who was often "on call" during his few hours of not actually working. He had an answering service that he checked in with all the time. I think he had occasion to leave them the phone number of the theatre (reserved seat stage, not movie), and his seat, so that an usher could fetch him. We don't do that nowadays; we expect radio waves to do the job. It can be done with minimum annoyance to fellow theatergoers. Blocking is a bad idea.
Will help my dating life... (Score:5, Funny)
But now their phones won't be able to ring...
What about those with children and babysitters? (Score:2, Insightful)
Only once did the babysitter call during the theater. I got up, walked out, and took the call and told the babysitter that my daughter's teddy bear was probably under the couch (it was) and waited until they found it. Without a cell phone our daughter who was two and half would have been miserable. And there's no reason when we are a mere cellphone call away to help.
Honestly, if they blocked our cellphone we wouldn't go there. We'd find something else to do on our rare dates and wait until it came out on video. I'm sensitive to the noise issue during public performances, and I would no more take a call during a movie than I would talk loudly to my wife during the same movie. But we need the phone if only to have the peace of mind that everything is ok at home.
Or (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Or (Score:3, Funny)
Technological breakthrough, not (Score:2)
Similarly, sheets or mesh screens of conductive material are routinely used to block unwanted RF interference generated by devices like computers and televisions which would otherwise create a great deal of "leakage".
So I ask again: What's new here? Why is this guy getting attention? I think any electrical engineer could figure out how to wrap a Faraday cage [gla.ac.uk] around a theater; the question is whether theater owners want to do it.
It's really just metal in disguise (Score:2)
Hardly new (Score:3, Funny)
Very good idea, IMHO.
Vibrating phones are no better if you're still going to answer the bloody thing and start talking into it.
If you're on-call, part of that deal is that you've not just got the phone with you, but are capable of answering in. In a cinema, you are not capable of answering it - if you're sitting next to me, you'll be LARTed and unable to speak at all!
Making cell phones work worse inside (Score:2)
Faraday Cage, nothing new. (Score:2)
Invented the concept of a metal box sheilding radio waves (Faraday Cage). All these guys did was add paneling (a 1960's technology, found in many basement family rooms). So what exactly in new 1867+1960=???
Shocking lack of knowldge on /. (Score:3, Interesting)
Automatic Voluntary Silence Zone Transmitters (Score:5, Interesting)
New Verizon commercial (Score:4, Funny)
(silence)
"Damn!"
Re:What about emergencies? (Score:2)
Yup, why, in the days before mobiles, people would DIE!
Oh, wait, no they wouldn't, somebody would locomote the fifty feet to the nearest landline.
Re:What about emergencies? (Score:2)
...and since payphones have a monopoly inside a theater, they'd have to pull out $1.50 in quarters. It's similar to banning outside drinks from a theater.
If a theater jams cell phone signals, I'm going to stop going to it. They need to take extremist action. We're not little kids.
Correction on parent post... (Score:2)
I mean to say " They don't need to take extremist action..."
Sorry, the submit and preview buttons are too close together. Heh.
Re:What about emergencies? (Score:2)
You're joking, right? 911 is a free call from any phone, anywhere in North America. And the theatres don't own the phone lines, they rent them from the phone company, who I think, would have some words to say to the theatre if they started charging for emergency 911 calls.
Re:What about emergencies? (Score:2)
Boy that theater better start cell-proofing the theaters right away!
Re:What about emergencies? (Score:2)
Amazingly though, theaters don't put gags in people's mouthes, they don't do health checks when you enter, they don't ban babies, they don't make you remove your watch, and they don't lock the doors when the movie starts.
So please tell me how jamming the cell phone signal is even remotely acceptable?
Re:What about emergencies? (Score:2)
"Those of us who are responsible enough and have common courtesy might be punished for it."
Yep, and worse, once it's acceptable in theaters, it'll be acceptable in other places too. First they'll do theaters. Then they'll move on to Libraries, afterall you must be quiet tehre. Soon you won't be able to use it in the mall. The mall will figure out that they can easily and legally jam the signals, and suddenly payphone usage will increase.
Yet, this is all acceptable when it means you can go to the theater and not hear an occasional phone beep.
Re:Great News (Score:2)
If AOTC was a good movie, I doubt anybody'd be on the phone talking to other people.
Re:There already are wireless firewalls... (Score:2)
Passive signal attenuation does not.
Re:Not worth the risk (Score:3, Insightful)
Guess what - that's what millions of people do today and what most of us GREW UP WITH. And we're still here.
If you are that concerned about your child's safety/health/well-being or you don't trust your babysitter then STAY HOME or take the child with you - IF the kid has manners.
< side rant >
If the kid doesn't have manners, both of you stay home. I'm so tired of ill-mannered, disgusting, rude children in public I could slap them and their parents silly. It's as bad as cell phones, only worse because it propagates.
I'm not a child hater - I have 3 and they are always complimented on their manners. Not because they're perfect but because most people's children are so horrifying.
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Re:conspiracy (Score:3, Funny)
Personally, I find Aluminum more than adequate for stopping annoying cell phones, if you apply a little ingenuity. Here's how:
You should start with a long aluminum rod, preferably 20 grain, weighing in between 7-15 pounds. I recommend a piece between 37 and 45 inches long and 2-3 inches in diameter.
Shopping tip: while you can obtain such a bar from any conventional hardware store, one of my faithful readers, T. Harding, maintains you may purchase such economy hardware at a Big 5 or Play It Again Sports. For our purposes, she recommends the following brand names: Easton, Demarini, or Louisville Slugger.
Bring this item with you the next time you go to a movie. When one of your fellow theater patrons' cell phone rings and he acquires the unmitigated audacity to answer it, do as follows:
1. Move in front of him with your aluminum rod.
2. Stand very close to him.
3. Quietly wave your toy over his phone.
Voila! His phone call will die out without warning! It happens so suddenly, neither party has a chance to even say goodbye! It works nine times out of ten*.
* One time out of ten, you require a liberal, repeated application of your aluminum against that subject's patella, in a downwards motion towards the bottom of the femur. Once the device is on the ground, firm (and direct) impact from your aluminum will terminate its functionality.
Solomon
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!"