Reconfigurable, Modular Dream Home 182
ssyladin writes: "CNN is reporting a new dream cyber home being designed by the Brits for use in Hong Kong. It combines smart home technologies of touch panels for lights, heating, water taps, with the ability to move the interior wall partitions around with a basic toolbox and about a half day of labor. No more LAN parties in the garage! The homes can also be built faster and with less waste too. Bit skimpy on the details, but its an exciting prospect if its ever finished." Concepts like this probably fill a lot of napkin doodles around the world -- what do you think this particular one should do differently?
Reminds me (Score:2)
Last I ever heard of it...
Re:Reminds me (Score:2)
And the Ted Bundy model comes with company.
The People Who Live Inside Of Your Walls (Score:2)
Reminds me of my father's friend back in grade school (oh, like 1960's) who had invented furniture that hid behind walls
For The People Who Live Inside Of Your Walls?
We're the people inside of your walls,
We live here inside of your walls
We're watching you daily with great fascination,
At night we curl up inside pink insulation,
We're the people inside of your walls.
Of course, we're not like average people you know,
We eat tiny bugs for our dinner
We're all just as tall as your average joe,
But why, we'll admit we're much thinner,
We're the people inside of your walls.
- The Frantics, "Four On The Floor" TV series, 1986, this song was the source of many childhood nightmares.
Almost as many nightmares as this [glowingplate.com].
Fav Quote (Score:5, Funny)
Just imagine
Re:Fav Quote (Score:2)
If only the neighborhood kids would quit stealing the bathroom wall I'd be a happy man.
walls movable with tools... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:walls movable with tools... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:walls movable with tools... (Score:3, Interesting)
tenament of the future (Score:2)
Not necessarily (Score:2)
It also has a potentially huge detraction: It's a manufactured home.
Before you cringe, hear the rest of the description: With 2,600 square feet of living space, the house has a killer view of Mount Diablo, yet it's just across from BART and only minutes from downtown. It also has some other amenities such as bay windows, oak cabinets, a whirlpool tub, a large cobblestone patio and even planter shelves.
An added attraction: It was built in three days and cost about $200,000 less than if it had been built like most other houses.
Re:walls movable with tools... (Score:2)
This seems to be an ugly trend in "Modular America"... We change our employers much more often than our parents did; drive plastic vehicles that aren't quite a truck, yet not quite a car; and dare label stuff that comes out of a spray can "cheese".
When I come home, I want my home to have a solid, permanent feeling. If I wanted cheap and easy, I'd live in a double-wide tornado magnet.
Re:walls movable with tools... (Score:3, Funny)
OH THE HUMANITY!
CNN Video Clips (Score:1)
Re:CNN Video Clips (Score:2, Funny)
Re:CNN Video Clips (Score:3, Interesting)
Talk about clueless. It's the webmaster's job to make sure his site works. It plainly doesn't. The name is cnn.com, not cnnforwindows.com!
I wrote another note to BMW because their site doesn't work either. I wrote that people who demand the most out of their cars buy BMW, and people who demand the most out of their computers use Linux, and asked him nicely to support Linux. He wrote back and said he'd think about it.
Re:CNN Video Clips (Score:1)
Re:CNN Video Clips (Score:3, Insightful)
Ironic, that this is the same company [aoltimewarner.com] that owns Netscape.
Comment removed (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Wasteful? (Score:3, Interesting)
Though I do like the name (the Integer Group.)
Re:Wasteful? (Score:2)
The future in 1950 was quite different from the future in 1975 and the future in 1985. In my mind, the future isn't just one concept; it is a series of different periods that existed in the past and can safely be referred to in the past tense.
Furthermore, I think we are currently in the future, so it can also be referred to in the present tense. Things like "now that it's the future..." and such.
But that's just me.
Re:Wasteful? (Score:2)
Re:Wasteful? (Score:2)
I think that many people see the present that way as well, that part scares me...
Re:Wasteful? (Score:2)
My friend said the funniest thing about the future a year or so ago, "Damn, I'd wear shiny clothes if I could have a flying car."
Re:Wasteful? (Score:3, Insightful)
I do wonder about the material cost to produce some of these electronics -- but, honestly, I don't really know what that cost is. My impression is that CRTs are the worst offenders among typical computer parts, but even circuitry is fairly environmentally costly (mostly using large amounts of water to manufacture, and perhaps requiring raw minerals who's mining is environmentally damaging).
x10 cameras (Score:1)
A little overboard maybe... (Score:1)
Do you think maybe, just maybe this might be a little overkill for the problem they are trying to solve?
Yes but... (Score:1)
The hell w/ Hong Kong (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The hell w/ Hong Kong (Score:2)
Pfeh.... (Score:1, Informative)
This Old House did a show on modular housing in Japan, exact same thing. Only TOH did it years ago, and its been going on in Japan for years upon years. Each room is a module, you can move interior walls around easily, etc, etc.
PS: I live by X10 remotes.....
What's in a name... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What's in a name... (Score:2)
Re:What's in a name... (Score:1)
Actually, there's a bijection between the set of integers and the set of odd integers, so they're the same size.
Re:What's in a name... (Score:2)
Re:What's in a name... (Score:3, Funny)
According to CNN, in/near Dresden Germany they have some "floating point units" right now. Get your rowboat out and you can maybe catch one or two.
What About Families With 2.5 Children? (Score:2)
And what about families with 2.5 children?
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
Nobody else would have to know (Score:2)
Modular Dream Home? (Score:4, Funny)
How is that possible?
I thought the web browser was an inseparable part of the home.
The Cube II: Ubiquitous Cube (Score:3, Informative)
All that is great... (Score:2, Funny)
Locked in by a blackout? (Score:3, Insightful)
I hope the door and window locks aren't electronic, too.
Re:Locked in by a blackout? (Score:3, Informative)
* All doors that don't need to open in an emergency are fail secure. This means that with extended power loss or critical failure the doors stay locked.
* All doors that must allow egress during an emergency or critical failure should release bolts under failure (fail safe) and allow the door strike to function like a normal door (latch the unlatched strike). This unbolts the door, but also causes the standard positive latch to fall into the strike. This provides a secure door with manual egress
* garage door won't function anyway.
We have batteries that keep each door alive for about 2 hours. The front door has enough battery for about 6hrs. After that entry becomes a bit more complicated. After critical failure or extended blackout, entry requires a physical key in the one door that has a keyed knob. That door's bolts are fail safe so it should be unbolted, but key-latched if the system fails.
Normal entry is via proximity access control with a standard HID card.
Securitron Unlatch for electric strike control
http://www.securitron.com/SubCat.asp?Cat
SDC Electric Bolts
http://www.sdcsecurity.com/newsite/html/pr
HID Access control
http://www.hidcorp.com/
This would be great! (Score:1)
(That was a joke.)
Re:This would be great! (Score:1)
Cameras and lights are controllable online (Score:3, Informative)
"You can control the Integer house.." - link [echelon.co.uk]
Cameras (evidently dark right now in Hong Kong) - link [integerproject.co.uk]
I wish I could read more about the thing, but the pages aren't loading and it looks like we're going to burn it down!
I would just like to add here... (Score:1)
which provides you with a completely automated, FuzzyLogic(tm) bathroom experience.
my dream home (Score:1)
living conditions (Score:2, Interesting)
seriously, there's no way you can live in a place where you get home and encounter a swarm of flying bugs in your kitchen. jesus christ.
Read "Your Engineered House". . . (Score:3, Informative)
You'll never look at houses the same and his interior walls don't even necessarily need tools to move. Heck some of them aren't even technically walls although a stranger couldn't even tell.
This book should be required reading for anyone intending to build a house, especially architects.
KFG
reality springs from Sci-fi (Score:1)
YAN logical nerd idea that repells chicks (Score:4, Interesting)
However, in talking about it among friends and collegues, I realized that most women will *not like it*.
It is too clinical and "same-same". Girls want something that makes them feel "special". If everyone has the same panels and boxes, then it will become a status symbol to have something *different*.
And we all know that:
Status_Symbol != Convenience
Re:YAN logical nerd idea that repells chicks (Score:2)
Bah, to hell with them... gimmie my LEGO house now dammit!
Re:YAN logical nerd idea that repells chicks (Score:2)
Re:YAN logical nerd idea that repells chicks (Score:2)
Re:YAN logical nerd idea that repells chicks (Score:2, Insightful)
False. Most woman are conformists. They dont like to step out of the box because they hate being the criticized for being different. Why do you think eating disorders are so common among woman? Because they hate looking differently from the the models they see on TV or magazines. They are bombarded with the message that thats how woman should look like and anything other than that is appalling.
I dont know of many women that dislike technology because everyone has it...
Most woman will not like it because its not feminine. Why do you think tech and science majors (comp sci, bio, physics, engineering....) are filled with mostly men? Do you ever see women sitting around the TV playing XBox? No. Women just arent into that stuff... Thats the main reason, not from a fear of being different...
Re:YAN logical nerd idea that repells chicks (Score:2)
thank you, Captain Generalize.
Re:YAN logical nerd idea that repells chicks (Score:2)
Fine! Get married in a Lego house and see what happens when it falls out of style in ten years. We need good guinee pigs to test the sociality of this concept anyhow. If you want to volunteer, be my guest.
Just make sure you get a signed pre-nup.
Re:YAN logical nerd idea that repells chicks (Score:2)
Re:Track housing (Score:2)
True, but still each neighborhood has a different floorplan set. IOW, "local" modularity, not global.
Interchangable parts would mean that *anything* built with them will have the same look and feel.
You do have a point about making it easier to change the floor plan. However, I am not sure the tradeoff is worth it for most females.
Any non-geek females want to comment? Any non-geek females on slashdot, period?
What's the point? (Score:1)
Tally Ho! Let's see some effort put forth towards improving British food. How about inventing a device that can eliminate unwanted blood pudding or dry bagettes?
That CNN article is as devoid of details as British food is of flavor.
Buckminster Fuller Spinning in his grave! (Score:1, Redundant)
http://www.hfmgv.org/dymaxion
http://www.thirteen.org/bucky/house.html
Re:Buckminster Fuller Spinning in his grave! (Score:2)
He can't. They ignored his plans and made the dammed coffin rectangular.
Re:Buckminster Fuller Spinning in his grave! (Score:2)
Actually, Bucky had more than one reconfigurable housing idea. In addition to the Dymaxion house, which used suspension instead of compression for structure, he also invented a variety of
domes [bfi.org] including one, the Fly Eye dome, designed to be assembled in sections that could be lifted with one hand (so the other could fasten the bolts.)
Check out the
Buckminster Fuller Institute [bfi.org] for all things Bucky.
Unfortunately (Score:1)
Watch out!! (Score:1)
Dont tell the wife (Score:5, Funny)
Honey can you move this wall over here? Then that wall over there and then this over there?
Later that week...
Honey can you move that wall back over there? Maybe this wall over here?
I can already hear my own screams.....
Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:2)
Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:4, Funny)
That's covered by paragaph 6 section C of the unwritten contract. Amongst other things, she never has to screw in a lightbulb or do any heavy lifting. Paragraph 6 section D says she doesn't ask me to vacuum or do the laundry.
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Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:2)
But if the floor isn't spotless and the clothes clean and dry when she gets home from work, there's hell to pay. Obviously, I need to work more on my telepathic skillz. I've got the telepathetic bit down pat, though. ;-)
Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:2)
Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:2)
Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:2)
And for those couples where the female is the Dominant one - that's fine too - but again, these people are often marginalized because society tells them that that's wrong.
It's all a matter of biology, and social dominance. (no, I'm not saying that men are born dominant, and women are born submissive - I'm saying that many people are born one or the other, irregardless of sex. Male dominance and female submissiveness may be most common, but not necessarily as ubiquitous as the traditional Male-dominated society wants us to think).
Where it breaks down is in two places. Where society comes in and tells people not to be what they are (you're a woman, so you cannot be Dominant, no matter how you feel about it, you were probably raised wrong and need drugs and counselling, and especially Jesus - lol). And where the Dominant player in the relationship abuses his or her power. (these people simply need to be beaten with a clue-by-four).
A LOT of so-called "normal" people can learn a great deal from the BDSM community.
Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:2)
Of course, then you will be wearing the wall for a while.
Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:2)
The past two posts are proof that most Slashdotters have never talked to a real woman, instead gaining all their knowledge of the mysterious opposite sex from 1940's radio sitcoms.
Come on, fellas. Question those outdated ideas about gender roles.
Re:Dont tell the wife (Score:2)
"The past two posts are proof that most Slashdotters have never talked to a real woman, instead gaining all their knowledge of the mysterious opposite sex from 1940's radio sitcoms."
I replied:
And your post is proof that you've never talked to a real woman either. Just read lots of militant feminist propaganda from the 1970's. Get a clue - not all women want to be a CEO and spank and whip their boytoys.
I agree with the feminists that women should not be forced into the traditional submissive mold. But on the other hand, a lot more women than you'd think don't want it the other way either. And the feminist viewpoint that these women are all sick or the subject of abuse, or incorrect child-rearing is just as much bullshit as the propaganda the rightwingers spout that all women are inferior and need to be housewifes.
My point is, some do - some do not. Don't force either to be something they're not.
cheap housing (Score:1, Troll)
Take a look at Xanadu [now.net] and Monolithic Domes [monolithicdome.com]. You can build houses from bales of hay, chunks of sod, or into hillsides.
Most new housing concepts don't take off. One that unfortunately has is the trend of making houses out of cheap, pressed lumber and using shoddy fixtures. I don't like feeling like I can't lean on a wall or slam a door in many modern homes. Even homes costing USD$300K+ are built with flimsy parts now. I can't imagine how much worse it would feel living in an overgrown cubicle.
Red Flags (Score:5, Funny)
First off: they're using a stylus for the main control panels? Does the designer of this brilliantly planned system use salad tongs to throw light switches in his current house or something?
"You can control your temperature of the flat, you can control lighting..."
Hey, they're onto something here! A method for controlling lighting--patent it while it's hot, lads! And controlling the temperature of one's flat? Sheer brilliance! Can I do all of this with the same stylus, as well??
"If you have a party, and want to control your music sound, you would basically be able to press [a few central] switches instead of walking around the whole flat."
Well hell, looks like I should have held off on buying that "Walk around my whole flat" stereo control system. Of course, I still get a good workout when setting the equalizer...
"The Internet fridge"
I stopped reading the article right here. Anything that talks about the Internet Fridge is doomed to failure. It's like the Goodwin's Law for overuse of technology.
Modular != Expandable (Score:2, Interesting)
Sure the circular layout means less building materials needed to enclose a given living area, but it plays pure heck with the idea of putting em close together (think townhomes) - they still need a large footprint to sit on.
Also, given that they are trying to sell this as an answer in an area that needs high population density, how does that silly spire (antenna?)on top work when you want to stack them vertically?
I imagine the Integer Group ran across one of those websites extolling the advantages of geodesic domes and decided it was time to update the design because they have computers and lost of wizzy gadgets.
Auto Flush! (Score:1)
Look Daddy, Big Legos! (Score:4, Funny)
You come back from the store to discover that your kids remade the house into a giant giraffe.
insmod plumbing.o (Score:3, Funny)
Moveable molding.. (Score:3, Funny)
Not to mention I wouldn't want to give my wife the option of changing the size of the rooms; rearranging the furniture is enough of a hassle
On the side of waste (Score:3, Insightful)
Is situations like that -- when the interior can be EASILY re-configured, you bet it would be much more efficient. It would also have the added advantage of being able to just create a room for, say a baby.
I mean, the alternatives are shoddy at best: most interior partitions people built themselves are not exactly fire-code compliant; and have people come in and actually do professional work costs a CHUNK of cash. have ceiling-high configuable walls would be a dream! i am just worried about the wall strength (kids running into them), acoustic damping (sex in the next room), and plumbing (probabbly harder to wire than electrical, no?)...
otherwise I am all for it.
p.s. there has always been talks of "modular apartments" and the such. I am really kind of disappointed that they havn't show up more often. but this is a good direction
We already have this in the US... (Score:4, Interesting)
Seriously.
You can get Single, Double, and Triple-wide manufactured homes, and I've even seen two story setups (I used to pass a ton of these "dealerships" on my way to college each day). The basic concept is not unique, but it also isn't stupid: I seem to recall a number being quoted as about 1/3 the cost to assemble as a "custom" home (which makes sense, as these are essentially produced on an assembly line). Take modular pieces, assemble together, call it a day. No different than cubicles or the Habitrails you built for your hamster as a kid.
Is it a bad idea? I would say not at all. No one smirks at the build quality or luxury of a Mercedes Benz or BMW, but they're just as assembly line built as, say, a Kia (or Yugo or whatever). Assuming modular housing could succesfully target itself at the lower-end of the new home market, people would get a lot more house (and in a lot of cases, a better built house) than they do from the "custom" market (custom in quotations because that market is essentially nothing but cookie-cutter tract homes where housewives get to feel important because they paid $500 extra to change the color of the walls in the living room).
Stop and think about it: In Houston, which has probably the cheapest real-estate market of any major city, $100,000 gets you a stripped-down ~2,200 sq. ft. house about 30 miles from downtown. No fancy garden bathtub/jacuuzi, no structured wiring system for a house-wide network, no faux marble countertops, and shitty carpet with shitty padding. That same $100,000 could go a hell of a long way on modular housing. It needn't be a trailer home dumped on a slab; a simple arrangement of modular wall pieces available in multiple sizes and completely assembled using steel, insulation, and wallboard would be, as far as I'm concerned, just as good as one pieced together from raw materials by 6 guys who know what the hell they're doing and 40 guys who were picked up from the immigrant labor force at the 7-11 that morning.
I once worked for a subcontractor, and I needed to run some wiring through a colum that was in the kitchen area. Knowing that the wiring I was running was quite large, and would require a 3/4" hole in a 1 1/2" piece of wood, I asked the construction foreman whether or not the pillar was load-bearing. He replied, "how the hell should I know, ask the guys who made the blueprints" and returned to whatever it was he was doing. I vowed right then never to buy a home made by that particular company.
I would say that the company that can figure out the proper configuration system and negotiate contracts with the entry-level tract-home builders would be a profitable company indeed.
re: Is it a bad idea? I would say not at all. (Score:2)
Re: Is it a bad idea? I would say not at all. (Score:2)
Houses tend to retain their value, and essentially increase an incremental amount with the cost of living. It is a reasonable investment, and most people can expect a return somewhat similar to what they might get with a good CD or Savings Bond. This, of course, assumes that property values in their area don't swing wildly in any direction. Again with Houston (can you guess where I used to live), there was a booming market in the Richmond area of buying up the tract homes that had been there since the early 50's, knocking them down, and buidling two 3 or 4 story homes in their place. Many people saw the value of their homes shoot from $70,000 to $150,000 in less than a year. On a completely different line, between Hurricane Allison last year and this year's mid-spring floods, the 100-year-flood plain was completely withdrawn. Guess what happens to your property's value when you got drawn into it?
I'm not suggesting a fab system along the lines of trailer homes, where the whole place is already built. If a manufacturing company were to produce a variety of pre-built walls in varying heights (vaulted for the living room, standard-sized for hallways, ancillary bedrooms, etc. 1/3-sized for a bar) and builders were to design their cookie-cutter designs based on those available sizes, it would streamline the hell out of the whole process. Truck out x number of part A01, and Y number of part B02, provide a system so that certain walls can provide easy access for the electrician/plumber/HVAC/etc. (maybe part A01r has a removable face), and then just put the house together. It would still be built on a foundation and would be indistinguishable from the normal tract-home setup where the only major variance is the type of decorative lights, the color of the carpets, and the paint on the walls.
Re:We already have this in the US... (Score:3, Interesting)
How much of that is the land? A miniscule amount. Assuming one is purchasing a tract home, the land is generally part of the home deal; the lots are generally standardized sizes. This is out in the 'burbs, where land is cheap. People want a home for their money, not land. Approximately $5,000 worth of that price is land.
I'll use a computer analogy to demonstrate:
A manufactured home (trailer) is a retail PC, say, a Compaq Presario. We know they suck, but for some people it works well enough.
I'm proposing something akin to the ATX standard. You buy the case size you want, and your Mobo manufacturer (or, in this case, the company that mass-produces pre-built wall units) makes them in a standardized size. PCI and AGP cards fit as they should, the power supply area is standardized. Parts are trucked in, not a pre-built house.
The current "custom" home market is akin to Micron, Intel, Nvidia, and Abit setting up temporary fab equipment in your house and making a single chip for you on the spot. Then IBM shows up with a mobile clean room and builds your Hard disk, 3Com rolls up with a partially assembled NIC, likewise for, say, Creative with a soundcard, and so forth. You get the idea.
In some instances, a completely custom jobby is the best way. A 10,000 square foot home would call for things like domed entryways, custom blacony setups and so forth that would make integrating modular pieces ineffective. But that aforementioned 2,200 sq. ft. home? I doubt it.
Re:We already have this in the US... (Score:2)
All walls are moveable... (Score:2)
with tools. You just need big tools.
A BIT skimpy on details??? (Score:2, Funny)
This one guy and his soon-to-be-famous company from somewhere on Earth developed and created this thing that can do some really cool technical stuff.
Relevant Reading: "How Buildings Learn" (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0
(Uh, remove the space in the above link. The comment editor won't let me put in a continuous URL. Sorry . .
How Buildings Learn is amazing. Fun to read, persuasive, and rousing. It looks at building designs that work (e.g., MIT's ugly, rambling wooden lab and office structure, Building 20) and those that don't (e.g., MIT's Media Lab building, very modern and all but not given to easy adaption.
Stefan
Pipe Dream (Score:2, Informative)
You'll deal with wonders of sound transmission through 3/4 inch walls. "Listen to me piss into the toilet from across the house."
Multiple levels? "Listen to the cat piss on rug upstairs"
Got a leak? Don't bother repairing it, you'll have to replace the whole pre-fab panel.
These type of homes are an environmental nightmare. There is a reason they depreciate like a car. They are made to be disposed of after x years.
This is an overhyped, bad idea.
Probably the more likely appilcation (Score:2)
New buildings constructed with each level left open in a large, empty space (as many office structures are).
As market forces change with demand and pricing changes, the landlord simply changes the number and size of the units.
A housing shortage happens? I'm sorry Mr. Tennent, but we're going to be knocking 100 sq.ft. off your apartment to make room for an additional unit on your floor.
There is a surplus? Mr. Tennent, We don't wish to lower your rent, but to keep you here, we will offer you an additional 100 sq.ft. of living space for the same space.
(Though somehow I suspect the former will happen more often the the latter).
You first (Score:2)
How this really happened (Score:4, Funny)
"How"?
"You know all those unsold floor-to-ceiling movable office partititions we have in the warehouse?"
"Yeah, and we've got another ten acres worth coming back from the WorldCom bankruptcy. Nobody's fitting out office space right now. What do you want to do with them?"
"Let's team with a builder to build house shells and use the partitions as interior walls in homes. It'll be cheaper than regular construction. And homeowners will be able to reconfigure; add a bedroom for a new kid, open it up when the kids leave.
"That will never fly; house buyers are too traditional".
"Maybe if we had a sales gimmick... Let's call it a "modular cyber house".
"What's "cyber" about office partitions?"
"We'll throw in a home control system. We've got lots of commercial building automation parts in the warehouse too."
"Well, maybe. But we need a design for a house. Just a big shell, but modern-looking".
"Just build a big round roof, and frame it with stock glass and metal exterior panels. That'll be cheap to build. It'll look like those old '50s designs from that Fuller guy. And prices are really low on exterior panels right now."
"This could work out. Let's draw up some renderings of what it would look like and get some press. Even if it doesn't work out, maybe we can do a bulk sell on the partitions to some homebuilder."
This idea hasn't worked for universities (Score:2, Insightful)
Also, this building is legendary for having under 30% usable floor space due in part to the idea that the movable walls would increase the utility of the remaining space!)
Doesn't help sell (Score:4, Interesting)
Its funny to look at houses that were built in the 80's and see integrated gadgets like intercom system, central-vac, and B&W security cameras that probably cost a fortune back then yet do nothing for their sale price today.
Re:wondering! (Score:2)
Re:Wait until Steve Jobs gets a hold of this... (Score:3, Funny)
Dear God I hope not. I don't want to take a shower in a translucent bathroom.
Why is this flamebait? (Score:2)
Audio/Visual networks are already here, the thermostat has been toyed with. (I think Bill has this already)
DVD wouldn't be the most efficient at security videos; I'm guessing a big Raid server in a closet would serve better, and also be useful for mp3/divx distribution.
'Writing on the wall' would be great! Use that with the 'paper' thin displays and you've got a giant touch screen! Remote control *should* be house-wide. Toasters with an IP address are over the top, but the rest of this is certainly achievable, and probably useful.
If you modded this down because he took Steve's name in vain, you need to read the moderator faq here [slashdot.org]. If you modded it down because you don't get the joke, well, watch more cartoons or something, but don't waste your points modding this down. Go find a good comment that has been overlooked and mod it up.
BTW, I am immune to moderation. So don't bother.