Are Video Phones Back From The Dead? 197
gwizah writes: "A company by the name of Vialta is peddling a new product all you future loving geek's can enjoy, A VideoPhone! Yes, Im sure you can all remember the many attempts to bring video-phonecall technology into the home or office, but unlike the flying car, you can pick up a pair at Fry's today! According to some reviews at USA Today and the WSJ, the product works as advertised. A new way to call Grandma? Or just another silly little toy to collect dust in that hall closet."
Redundant? (Score:2, Funny)
And do you really want to be prank-phone-called by someone at 3 in the morning by someone not wearing any clothes?
Re:Redundant? (Score:2)
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Re:Redundant? (Score:2)
Bandwidth (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Bandwidth (Score:2)
That is why these beamer things need to support h323, so that they can talk to netmeeting/gnomemeeting/whatever. That would mean that you need to have a dialup account at some ISP to use one (unless P2P beamer was also supported), but it would make it a much more useful toy as there are loads of people out there who use or can use netmeeting already. I looked around all the beamer info I could find, and nothing mentioned h323, so I am assuming that it is a beamer to beamer only thing.
Wireline is playing catchup here (Score:3, Interesting)
And only $1.00 per Meg (Score:1)
Re:Wireline is playing catchup here (Score:2)
Communicating point-to-point helps the latency more than the lower data rate hurts the signal.
At least that's my guess of why they went that way.
Re:Wireline is playing catchup here (Score:2)
It's not about designing videoconferencing gear, or about data rate, or whatnot.
Re:Wireline is playing catchup here (Score:2)
I'll FiberOp ya back! (Score:1, Redundant)
7 word being the most to remember for one line in movie.
1 fucking fine woman as co-star.
1 extremely hot bitch on the FiberOp phone coming out of the shower naked on a wrong-number.
Waiting for the future...
Grandma? (Score:4, Insightful)
"Have the kids call Grandma this"
"Grandma can see the kids that"
I mean, I cant even get my grandma to look at a computer - and she is mostly deaf, where email would really help her.
but she hates technology - just write a letter she says.
we all know that it will be the young technophiles that will be early adopters, so you should say things like:
"get a new girlfriend with this nifty whiz bang video phone that shows your technical prowess"
But why are grandparents technophobes... (Score:2)
So why is Grandma a technophobe now? Because of repeated disappointments. The sexiest technologies always fail on their first couple attempts. How many times have you heard on CNN about an Old technology being put to a new use?
Re:But why are grandparents technophobes... (Score:2)
She probably remembers the dissapointing video phones from the 50's...
Wow! (Score:5, Funny)
They're gonna need more $ than that when Apple Sues them for using Aqua buttons on their site.
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tcd004
Re:Wow! (Score:1)
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Dr. Johnson would have said this (Score:2, Funny)
won't work (Score:5, Informative)
On the telephone, you can look through a magazine, clip your toenails, read you email, or make a sandwich, all without the other person suspecting that you are not hanging on his or her every word. Meanwhile, you are free to maintain the illusion that the other person is giving you their undivided attention.
With video phones, it would immediately become clear that we busy 21st century people don't have the time or patience to be attentive throughout an electronic conversation. It also would make answering the phone in one's underwear riskier, and might make people feel like they needed to be made up and dressed well when in their own homes.
Re:won't work (Score:1)
Consider the setup. You have some sort of video display. You have some sort of camera. The body language of your eyes is suddenly all wrong.
Suppose the camera is mounted at the left or right side of the display. You look frankly into the (displayed) eyes
The situation worsens with a top or bottom mount.
Supposing that you realize this, and play to it
Put the camera into the middle of the display. Most women have *already* encountered men who can't move their eyes up quite high enough. Big loser there.
Now, add the whole silly idea of conference calling, where there are multiple people involved. Who is looking at who, exactly? Too strange. Here's a meeting environment that feels as though everyone were feeling weasely, looking anywhere but at you
The breakthrough technology is to have a camera somehow sit behind the displayed eyes of the person that it is displaying to. I don't think we're even remotely close to there yet. Until then, though, the system is transmitting not signal, not noise, but the wrong signal.
Amy!
Re:won't work (Score:2, Interesting)
On the Beamer, it appears that the camera is located just above the screen. It might be a coincidence, but this is the best setup to take advantage of the asymmetry. Add to that the small screen and eye contact is probably not an issue at all.
Still don't know if people really want video phone calls though...
Re:won't work (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:won't work (Score:2)
What if this was a FEATURE - you know, to thwart the terrorists - and the feds could take a peek into your home anytime they just wanted to check up on *not you*!! but the terrorists oh, and maybe the children.
thats one reason I dont ever want video phones. the only reason why I would actually want it is 1-976-HOT-SEXX.
Re:won't work (Score:2)
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So, kind of like call waiting, where your conversations are worth being interrupted. The fact that the other person doesn't fire up the camera will let you know you aren't worth their full attention .
Re:won't work (Score:5, Insightful)
Porn
Re:won't work (Score:2)
Re:won't work (Score:2)
the "missing scene" parts? Well grab a silver marker and some nice
black Canson paper and make a bunch of cards to put in front of the
camera (or make a screen saver version and aim the camera at your
display) with things like "www.DMCAsucks.org", "free $hacker", "this
is is for your own good", &c. Now after 3 minutes of talking with
them via the vidphone you can say "well I have to go and cook
something so while we are talking you can watch my fortune mod or you
can see the new Britney Spears video. Which one is more interesting
than looking at my ugly face?"
Its not so much that a vidphone sucks because its a vidphone with all
of its problems. Its that a vidphone sucks because people haven't
thought of a way to use it to send more information than a head shot.
I am willing to bet that at one point these devices will be discounted
when they start embedding Pepsi logos in the corner so that these too
can be used to grab eyeballs.
Re:won't work (Score:2)
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Re:won't work (Score:1)
Voyeurs dream (Score:1, Insightful)
Sounds good!
Re:Voyeurs dream (Score:2)
Chances are, just like a regular phone, she'd hang up on her end too - or do you know women who, upon hearing a phone go 'click', just put it down whereever they are, thus tying up their phone line?
Video is NOT the answer. (Score:2, Informative)
How many of you girls want to get calls from your hot date and have to show him your green exfoliating facial mask and curlers in your hair?
People like voice communication because it's easy to seem professional and mature on the other end, no matter what you are looking or feeling like. I can discuss networking plans in my shorts and undershirt at home, or order a pizza while I'm blind drunk, without fear that the other person is staring at one particular feature of me and giggling.
I predict absolutely no adoption of this for phone sex, either. You don't want to know what that sultry-sounding woman on the other end looks like.
Mrs. Jetson had it figured out... (Score:2)
Re:Video is NOT the answer. (Score:2)
I'm talking about the professional, 900 number, back of Hustler, $3.99 a minute telephone network paradigm.
Amateurs may use this, although it's a little less anonymous since they've got your home phone number instead of a pseudo-anonymous dynamic IP address. You have to get a subpoena to connect an IP to a person. A reverse phone book or perhaps one of those $29 "Find Anybody!" services is all you need to connect a phone number to a person.
Why would I need it? (Score:3, Insightful)
The only reason I'd want the video would be to convey additional information. Like putting a document close to the camera so they can read it.
But the screen's too small for that.
My guess is that new families (if they aren't broke) will want it so they can see what their kids made in school.
Re:Why would I need it? (Score:1)
Re:Why would I need it? (Score:1)
Re:Why would I need it? (Score:2)
Re:Why would I need it? (Score:2)
They're called 'girlfriends'. These are women who will actually spend time with you WITHOUT you paying them in advance (the bill generally comes later
The only way I'd buy one: Photo Caller ID (Score:2)
The problem with caller ID in my mind has always been that it's not specific enough. Sure, I can tell that someone is calling from my office, or from my girlfriend's office, but who is it? If it's a number I don't recognize, or a business name, then immediately I can see if I want to bother picking it up.
I'd even pick up for telemarketers if the chick was hot enough. Wait, I bet people would start using stock photos of hot pr0n chicks just to get me to pick up. Scratch that.
Of course, the phone companies will never get that into play - they can't even get caller ID to work across providers, so adding a photo is out of the question, I'm sure.
Face to face (Score:1)
Re:Face to face (Score:2)
Why bother with a video stream? It's just a gimmick as far as I can tell. One of those things a crazy CEO would order for all of his staff because "it's so cool".
could somebody explain how this works? (Score:2)
so it either means REALLY bad quality video, or really SLOW video, either of which seem quite pointless.
I videoconference every night with about ~200kbps, and the quality still can stand improvement.
our video phone story (Score:2)
Into the closet it goes along with all the secure wifi *smirk* projects and other novelty things purchased before my time.
Re:our video phone story (Score:2)
Did gwizah even read the reviews? (Score:5, Informative)
According to some reviews at USA Today and the WSJ, the product works as advertised.
Gees, Louise! I'm used to slashdotters not reading the articles before submitting comments. But I don't even think the submitter read them this time!
From USAToday's review: But based on my tests, Beamer sometimes worked and sometimes didn't. And when it did, the pixilated video could be as jittery as Jell-O.
From WSJ review: That's much better than the 1992 AT&T phone did, but it's a far cry from normal, full-motion video. In our tests, if either of us moved too much, the video resembled that old, jerky footage of astronauts on the moon. And, when the connection quality deteriorated, or was poor to begin with, the video froze up momentarily. Also, there were times when our words didn't match up with our lips -- kind of like a badly dubbed movie.
This is works as advertised? I don't think so...
GMD
Re:Did gwizah even read the reviews? (Score:2)
Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? (Score:3, Funny)
On a related note, Atari once produced more cartridges for a couple of their games (Pac-Man and E.T.) than existed systems at the time. Can't play a game on a non-existant system, now can we?
Moral is: some people are either very savvy, or very stupid. Corporations only moreso.
Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? (Score:2, Funny)
Dilbert bought the first videophone and sat in front of it waiting for someone to call.
Dogbert mused that the scary part was that all progress depended on people being stupid enough to do things like that.
Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? (Score:2)
So this isn't as stupid as it seems. However, given the quality of the phonelines this should probably only be interesting if an ISDN line is used.
When i ordered ISDN in 1996 one of it's selling points was the possible use for video conferencing.
I've yet to see specialised equipment for it that is priced under $500 dollars. If there's still a market for it, it would be better if the telco's would considering ISDN as it's base service instead of current PSTN lines. But given the installed base of PSTN this would probably never happen..
Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? (Score:2)
Silly... you couldn't BUY a phone until 20 years ago, when Ma Bell was chopped up into pieces.
Caller Identification? (Score:1)
Hmphf (Score:1)
It's got 320x200 resolution!!!
Mother (Score:1)
Small market (Score:1)
Price? (Score:1)
You're better off spending $30 for a camera, and attaching it to your computer. If you dont have a computer, you might as well buy one for just a little bit more, which will be far more usefull.
Not Quite Ready (Score:3, Interesting)
1. Commonly agreed codecs that can be expanded without breaking backward compatibility.
2. Easy to use dialing for a standalone video phone hooked up via broadband.
3. Video phones are unnatural. This I think is the biggest problem. If you are looking at the screen, you are not looking at the camera. As a result you are not making eye contact. This is very disorienting at first and takes time to get used to. The camera needs to be as close to the screen as possible, otherwise when you are talking to a girl, it will look to her like you are looking at her breasts.
Easiest solution (while not being the cheapest) is for ATT, Sprint, etc setting up on the internet Video phone router stations and people could order a phone number that works with standard phones and with video phones. If such a thing were done, they need to avoid the Token Ring style performance of current "expensive" solutions (connections are all dropped to the lowest bandwidth for multi person calls).
Re:Not Quite Ready (Score:2)
can they make one that makes her think I'm looking at her eyes while I stare at her breasts?
Re:Not Quite Ready (Score:2)
I thought this was the normal male method of talking to women.
Re:Not Quite Ready (Score:2)
Re:Not Quite Ready (OT) (Score:2)
Oh please..... (Score:1)
I think its the mere idea of having this as an option makes it neat, no need to jump down its throat simply because you can't see the two sides of it....
Re:Oh please..... (Score:2)
THIS is considered "working?" (Score:4, Interesting)
The WSJ article says
"based on my tests, Beamer sometimes worked and sometimes didn't...when it did, the pixilated video could be as jittery as Jell-O... on none of my Beamer calls were the voice and the movement of the other party's lips in sync..."
"If both people press the button before a connection is made, the video may fail. [If you get it right] there's an uncomfortable silence for between 15 and 45 seconds.... the audio resumes when the person at the other end shows up on screen... If the person does show up, that is. My initial efforts to connect with my father-in-law repeatedly failed, until Vialta replaced the unit I had sent him."
Have our standards for "computerish" devices fallen so low that Slashdot considers THAT to be "working as advertised?"
I personally used a Picturephone at the World's Fair in 1964. To the best of my recollection, the picture was black-and-white, and small (perhaps 5" wide by 7" high--it was in portrait orientation). But it was razor sharp, had a good grayscale, and looked pretty much like good live television--I'm sure it was a 30 fps rate or close to it.
Oh, and the audio on the 1964 Picturephone was perfectly lip-synced. OF COURSE. I didn't even think about it at the time, I took it for granted.
Until I read the article, it had never even crossed my mind that there could BE a videophone that WASN'T lip-synced.
To work, a videophone has got to give you a closer emotional experience than voice alone. A jittery non-lip-synced picture is going to be a distraction and, I would think, would INCREASE your perception of emotional distance.
It's not enough for these new gadgets to be affordable and easily self-installed on a phone line. If they can't match the "user experience" of a 1964 Picturephone I'd say they're dead in the water.
Remember the scene in "2001: A Space Odyssey" where Dr. Floyd is talking to his daughter on, IIRC an "AT&T Picturephone?" It's 2002 now, why don't we have them yet?
Re:THIS is considered "working?" (Score:2)
Astronauts have them and do videoconferencing during shuttle missions all the time. Just because YOU don't doesn't mean that the astronauts don't.
Apparently my memory was faulty... (Score:2)
On the other hand, something doesn't quite jibe, because this article [cmu.edu] says that the bandwidth was 1,000,000 Hz, which was about one-quarter that of full broadcast EIA RS-170-A black-and-white video; so if you assume that the screen resolution was half that of broadcast in both dimensions, it should have been possible to get a full 30 fps. Or if the screen had full broadcast resolution, it should have been possible to get 7 fps, which is a far cry from "once every few seconds."
Re:Apparently my memory was faulty... (Score:2)
Have you considered that for the world's fair what they provided you was not a prototype? Have you considered that it was probably a mockup, with a real screen, camera and phone, but that the transmission was over conventional closed-circuit TV, not a conventional phone line?
I saw one at the 1967 World's Fair, and I am sure the demonstrator explicitly said the model we were looking at wasn't using a conventional phone line.
It was right next to this other amazing product we would see in the future, the touch tone phone. Visitors were invited to dial a number on the touch tone phone, while an electronic stop watch would display for them how few seconds it took to dial.
Maybe for the wife, but... (Score:1)
too many ugly people. (Score:1, Funny)
Any Idea how old this technology really is? (Score:1, Funny)
If this technology had any traction with real people it would have caught on long ago. It has had plenty of opportunity.
video camera BEHIND the screen (Score:2, Insightful)
Of course, I don't think it's possible (at least not for a reasonable price) to do that yet, and that is the thing holding back videophones, and it's logical successor, telepresence/teleimmersion (I prefer the word telepresence, more appropriate).
Telepresence is where you sit in front of a videoscreen, and behind the screen is an array of video cameras. same thing on the other side (person you're "viewing"). So when you both sit down, it's just like sitting across the table from someone (in theory, at least).
The Good The Bad And the UGLY (Score:5, Insightful)
A: Invisible... Needs no extra software/hardware other than a standards compliant video phone on the other end...
B: Backwards compatible.... Works with standard phones... even rotary..
C: Non-complex... Requires no additional parts... nor includes unecasary parts.... such as including a phone as part of the unit would stop home users from being able to use their own phones easily...
D: WYSIWYG.... the device is straight forward and involves no special instructions beyond press button after phone is answered.
On the bad side
A: device reuires you to press buton and confirm if the other person has a video phone before hand... "hey you got video?", "yea, but i dont wanna link"... etc.... The phones should detect if the other has video and have a simple alert on the LCD saying "video link possible, start video?". This eliminates a user anoyance that will slow Sales...
b: the device is not high enough quality for user satisfaction.... plain and simply 15fps in best conditions is not good enough... in NY city the phone lines here are so bad i get a 28.8 connect at home... even with a 56k modem... The makers need to find a very very very high video compression algorithm... anything less just isnt gonna satisfy the user.... plus... if a better algorithm is devised in the future how compatible will these phones be?
c: the last issue is that 30 second delay when commence video... plain and simply this is the largest hurdle... and is probably technicaly required in such a manner that it may never be fixed without a major change in our phone lines. sadly this is the one that will most likely kill this best iteration.
for those saying... "why not just use my webcam"..
Web cams suck... are inconsistent as a consumer whole.. require special software and a computer, are far less mobile being tehered to a computer, are complex to set up (comparitivly), are as bad as this product in 90% of homes without the high speed bandwidth... are greatly less likely to be set-up in remote areas... etc.... The bottom line... web cams are not invisible.. and require technical maintenece/know-how....
lastly... Cell phones will probably be the way this video phoning actualy enter consumer hands... everyone buys cell phones... the advent of web services on them has introduced color and pictures to them... and the next step is simply to put small video cameras in them... like in japan...
Regarding webcams.. (Score:2)
I argue your opinion on the webcams, though.
Like most of you out there I talk to a lot of people online.. I have a decent quality digital camcorder connected via firewire to my powerbook. I just use it to snap a picture (in high res) and upload it every couple minutes when I'm talking to someone. They can check via the web whenever if they care. Same thing applies to my PC with a cheaper, but still nice (640x480) webcam. If I have a problem, this is usually sufficient to send a picture of what I'm working on. I wish there were more tools that focused on this approach rather than the netmeeting style blurry mess.
If it's not convienent to use a webcam, a video phone is likely to be equally as inappropriate. I'd much rather one really nice frame every couple minutes or when the sender wants than the sick low-res joke h.263 and it's friends provide.
My $0.02cdn..
Why Videophones? (Score:1)
Not only would the quality be better but it would be a lot cheaper.
Yes, I know that the broadband and a netcam setup isn't always available but it's just my two cents.
If it's at Disney, it's gotta be the next step. (Score:2, Interesting)
Throughout this attraction you pass animatronic exhibits that show the discovery of fire, the history of written works, the dark ages, and the renaissance. Then they show television, telephones, and other modern inventions.
After a view of the top of the inside of big ball (it's like a planetarium), you go through some highly (AT&T branded) exhibits about "what's next for communication in the near as well as the not-so-distant future.
Do you know what they displayed? VIDEO PHONES, AND NOTHING BUT THEM! There must be at least 5 exhibits showing off video phones, and no other improvements in technology. The discovery of fire only got one exhibit! After a contemplative look about the history of the transfer of information over thousands of years, I thought to myself, "is the best they can come up with is VIDEO PHONES?"
Once we get video phones, is that it? We are communication-complete? I don't get it. Videophones are obviously NOT the future. It is blatant hype and although it seems like the obvious next step (like radio->television), it is not. I'm out of ideas, but video phones are nothing but hype.
Purpose? (Score:1)
Re:Purpose? (Score:2)
Huh, do video-phone cameras tend to take crotch shots?
Here I figured half a shirt and pulled back hair would suffice. (you think Max Headroom wears clothes below the monitor??)
Sometimes 19th century tech is better than 21st (Score:2, Insightful)
The future of the videophone (if there actually is a future) is wireless broadband, whether it is 3G cell phone tech (which should have the bugs worked out in a year or so or wireless networking. But it will never be popular.
This is why:
I could set up videophoney with my broadband connection right now -- and set it up for my friends too -- probably in about a day. But demand, as far as I can tell, is zilch. Let's face it: the face we put on outdoors is, for many of us that aren't naturally built and beautiful, and PITA. How wonderful it is that we can still sit around at home sweaty, stinky, and half naked and yet still interact with our friends, and they still think we are cool.
Somehow I just don't think the vid phone will *ever* catch on. The video-free phone just has so many advantates over it, why should anyone want to take a step backwards in technology?
Shameless Dilbert rip-off... (Score:2)
"It's hell being an early adopter."
Okay okay, Scott Addams worded it better, but you get the idea.
not yet... (Score:2)
This is stupid... (Score:2)
What about better compression??? (Score:2)
I mean, with something like MPEG-4, you could likely get decent video and audio over 33.6. It would be better than video over a modem since there's not going to be routers droppign packets, or any protocol overhead (ppp, ip, tcp, then rtsp, all doing their own signaling an error checking and correction)
So, what's the big problem with making decent videophones? For $300 I could build a device exactly like mentioned here, just using a cheap PC, TV output, and a cheap web cam.
This opens up a WHOLE WORLD of possibilities... (Score:2)
Think about it:
Fuck video phones. My webcam sucks but I think I'd rather stick with it.
I really would like to make some prank calls in a costume though...
Just use NetMeeting ... (Score:2)
I actually do NetMeetings on a regular basis with my in-laws so they can chat with their granddaughter (my poor 3 year old is going to grow up with a seriously distorted age gap view of the world - she regular chats on NetMeeting, only ever sees cordless or more often cell phones, already knows how to work the DVD player in my rather complex setup,
OK, it can be washy sometimes, but the review wasn't all that hot on the quality of this video phone either. The sound is just fine if you avoid feedback problems. It's a perfect use of modern tools for distant relatives to keep close at all times.
WHAT ABOUT THE PC??? (Score:2)
Re:where the hell . . . (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.frys.com/
Re:where the hell . . . (Score:1)
they look pretty nifty and the quality isnt bad (the framerate is probably 5-10 a second and it's low rez, but small window so it does look decent)
They've got em here in phoenix, az and san diego, ca
those are the three locations i know of
i saw them on display the other day, i wouldnt buy it personally though, i use my cell.
Re:where the hell . . . (Score:1)
I love the part where you can't enter an IQ score more than a single digit.
On a sidenote, I live in Burbank, California. And our Fry's store is far more superior to any other outlet I know around here. Maybe there is a bad management team at Phoenix location, but here I am satisfyed with the way they service the customers, etc.
Re:where the hell . . . (Score:2, Informative)
Where the hell do I find a Frys? Am I the only person whose never heard of the place?
Why don't you take a wild guess what their URL is? If that fails (God help you...) then you could always try a google search. If that fails, then not even God is going to waste time with you.
GMD
Re:where the hell . . . (Score:3, Informative)
actually said by frys's employee:
"If you are on channel 4 of your CB, anybody in the world can here you if they are on channel 4."
yes, they are that clueless.
you have been warned.
Re:where the hell . . . (Score:2)
"If you are on channel 4 of your CB, anybody in the world can here you if they are on channel 4."
yes, they are that clueless.
Are you sure that he wasn't just referring to the fact that anybody in the world (provided they are near you) has the ability to hear you if you are on channel four? I'm sure he realized that CB's can't transmit that far.
Re:where the hell . . . (Score:1)
Their prices are usually very good, but almost all of their stuff in the store at good prices is either refurbished, or has been returned before. It seems like about half of their stock on the shelves has return stickers on it. And the customer service there REALLY sucks, assuming you can even find an employee who speaks English.
They do have good deals quite a bit though, I've just learned you have to be careful buying from them.
It is www.frys.com (Score:1)
http://www.frys.com/hisfram
Their are B&M stores other than in SoCal. E.g., Bay Area. In fact, Frys was founded in Sunnyvale.
Re:Too many in "Silicon Valley" (Score:2, Informative)
Actually, Kroger bought the grocery stores.... (Score:2)
Re:where the hell . . . (Score:2)
Obviously the moderator that modded me down has never been to Fry's. Heh.