Landshark 337
An anonymous reader writes "This has got to be, or will be when they actually make one, the coolest amphibious vehicle around. It's a cross between a motorcycle and a jet ski, and it seats three. It can travel at 200 mph on land and 50 mph on water. Just what you need to get you from point A to point B."
Don't try it !! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't try it !! (Score:2, Informative)
Remember the Robin reliant. About as stable as a junkie at a night club.
Re:Don't try it !! (Score:2)
Just what I need. Grandma's driving 200mph (Score:3, Funny)
Next SUV (Score:2)
Re:Next SUV (Score:3, Insightful)
As for betting from A to B... who would use this for a daily vehicle? Recreation, definately, but recreational vehicles aren't genarally used for 'A to B' travel.
+4 Neat, +0 Useful
=Smidge=
Re:Next SUV (Score:2)
Are you kidding? A buddy of mine commutes to work about 15km or so each way a day alongside a lake (Gardiner/QEW for those who know). This would be great (assuming it was legal). Instead of being stuck in traffic averaging a crappy 40kph, he could zoom along the lake at 100kph+ unrestricted, his commute time would easily be cut in half, and he'd have a lot more fun
Re:Next SUV (Score:2, Funny)
I live in Chicagoland, but grew up in SW Michigan.
Driving home to visit the family involves 4 hours of highway torture. If I could just head down LakeShore Drive, cut across the beach, and boat my way across at least I wouldn't waste my time on the Dan Ryan developing road rage. I don't know if I'd save time, but the stress reduction would be awesome.
Well, either that or working mass transit that is affordable, clean, and speedy. Likely that we won't see either in our lifetimes eh?
P.S. I traded my SUV for a van. Surburban police don't understand that it's an ORV either. I got too many tickets/warnings for driving in the ditch to get around traffic. I tried to explain how I was helping the gridlock by getting out of the lane and making room for others, but nobody bought it...
Re:Next SUV (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Next SUV (Score:3, Insightful)
Compare that to the thousands who use them almost exclusively to commute, pick up groceries, or take the kids to soccer practice.
Not to mention the whole debate you hinted at--that these vehicles aren't actually even appropriate for the kind of use that the television proposes. Or the debate about whether or not the drivers are properly qualified for these fantastical depictions of "extreme driving".
Your Landrover website aside, the trend seems to be as follows: Your television tells you to buy the SUV for its extreme driving capability. You do what you television tells you to do, and then use the SUV almost exclusively for mundane driving tasks.
Meanwhile, companies like Subaru and Volvo are making AWD cars that not only have superior extreme driving capabilities, but have smaller footprints, better mileage, better price points, and significantly less emissions.
I have no patience for your Landrover enthusiasts. The amount of money they're spending to bounce over muddy tussocks is laughable. The visual obstruction they pose on the highway, and the level of pollution they contribute in pursuit of their own amusement, promptly drains all the humor out of the situation. Go offroad all you want. I'm not against having fun. But keep your over-sized, gas-guzzling, luxury follies the fuck away from my commute.
Knock knock... (Score:2, Funny)
Wait, isn't this what Skeleton drove?
it has to be said (Score:5, Funny)
"Who is it?"
(mumbles)
"Who?"
"Unicef"
"Oh, why didn't you say that before!"
(landshark attacks woman who opens the door)
Re:it has to be said (Score:2, Insightful)
This is good advancement, but... (Score:2)
Re:This is good advancement, but... (Score:3, Informative)
Actually, the current land speed record holder [cnn.com] is a three-wheeled gas turbine powered vehicle. Two wheels up front and a pair of co-linear wheels in the rear.. They had some stability issues at the prototype stage, but the car that they ultimated ran worked fine..
Straight line vs. cornering (Score:2)
From what I can see, this three wheel design looks less stable at high speeds in a corner. The non-steering wheels take more lateral pressure in a corner, so should be spread wider. This thing appears to have the front wheels stearing and the back not.
Tricycles (1 front wheel, two back) are quite stable because cornering puts pressure to the side and rear of the vehicle, on the non-stearing wheels. Front only has to apply lateral force to turn. The back has to hold it up.
There were some expriments with three wheel vehicles, two front one rear where the rear wheel steared, like a reverse tricycle. It was considered to be a good preformer but difficult to handle intuitively. The rear wheel gave to lateral force by steering, so was not supporting as much pressure as this thing will be. Various accidents gave it a bad name and the design was dropped. There are still some proponents, but the design has not returned to the main stream.
Re:Straight line vs. cornering (Score:3, Informative)
Three wheeled recreational all-terrain-vehicles (ATV's) were very popular in the 1980's, until people got tired of broken arms and collar bones from when they rolled in sharp turns. Almost all of the ATV's sold today are four wheelers.
Re:Straight line vs. cornering (Score:2)
If you are breaking hard, or breaking in a turn, the pressure goes forward and can be unstable. A typical manouver if you are offroading.
If you are accelerating in a turn, a common manouver while racing, then the pressure goes to the rear of the vehicle.
Planned or measured? (Score:4, Informative)
A boat is designed to be a wing. You want the least amount of boat in the water that you possibly can, so you construct it to lift up and out the faster you go. But on land, you want the vehicle to press down onto the ground, the opposite direction as in the water.
Like the space shuttle, this "landshark" sounds like it was engineered for coolness and not from genuine requirements.
Re:Planned or measured? (Score:2, Insightful)
Either way, when my car hits 130mph and I'm feeling kinda scared, I don't think I could handle going much faster than that. Besides, RWD at 200mph? a little lite in the back end would be DAMN scary/dangerous!
Re:Planned or measured? (Score:3, Informative)
True, but you really need to know what you are doing when abusing one. FWD is much more forgiving, especially in the rain/snow.
Re:Planned or measured? (Score:3, Funny)
Also just because it CAN go 200 MPH doesn't mean you should. My car will do 175 MPH, but I don't drive it that fast because I don't want to lose my license.
Re:Planned or measured? (Score:3, Informative)
-Peter
Re:Planned or measured? (Score:3, Interesting)
It can keep it's center of gravity low and also employ veriable pitch airfoils for downforce while on land.
This is not built like a typical V-Hull Grady White.
nonissue (Score:2)
Even if it did not have that feature, it would be very easy to design a shape that, taking into account the fact that air and water have enormously different densities, would spoil lift for high speed land applications and still lift up out of the water at comparatively tiny speeds...
Re:Planned or measured? (Score:2, Informative)
troll or clueless? (Score:2)
The animation should give you a clue that the designers thought of this. Take a wing section that has no camber to it and point the front up in a breeze. The net force will be up and back. Point it down and the net force will be down and back. On land, the crafts nose points down due to the high rear suspension. In the water the craft hudroplanes out of the water, nose up, on the front nose flaps.
Your general physics knowledge should have you understand that the great difference between the working fluids would work to take care of things even if the landshark folks had not been as clever as you. The upward force created by displacing and accelerating water is orders of magnitude greater than those created by air.
It's funny that you worry about flipping right over as well. Boats that become airborn due to excessive lift and speed often do flip right over, as anyone who's ever watched a jet boat wipe out would know. I don't design high speed boats, but I'll question your overall premise. Oh yeah, 50 mph is not that high a speed on the water.
Like the space shuttle, this "landshark" sounds like it was engineered for coolness and not from genuine requirements.
Now that is a troll. The space suttle has performed very well as a reusable launch vehicle with very good turn around time. Figure out the cost of disposable rockets for each of the shuttle's missions and you might see the practicality.
Back to topic. The performance of the Landshark might be improved by not using the pump for land traction. I would suggest front wheel drive, retractable rear wheels and a seperate water pump. Ride quality is adversely effected by the non sprung pump weight, and three wheel suspensions are less stable than four wheel suspensions. 200 MPH is a little faster than I want to go on the ground, especially with a pump for a rear wheel.
Physics Genious should go do a practical thing or two.
Is It Safe? [apologies to Dustin Hoffmann] (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is It Safe? [apologies to Dustin Hoffmann] (Score:2)
It's just a dolphin (Score:5, Funny)
Landshark: Plumber.
Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?
Landshark: Flowers.
Lady: What... for who
Landshark: Plumber
Lady:
Landshark: No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?
Lady: A dolphin! Ok!
Re:It's just a dolphin (Score:2)
The posts so far seemed to have missed the funniest line of the skit... Candygram!
For those who don't know, the skit was Landshark from the 1970's Saturday Night Live program. At the time 'Jaws' was new at the movies. Chevy Chase played the shark, and in one episode was Larraine Newman sitting at home in her apartment when the doorbell rings...
Re:It's just a dolphin (Score:2)
How interesting! (Score:2, Funny)
GNU/HURD developers say the same thing about their operating system!
Sheesh... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sheesh... (Score:4, Funny)
Of course not! This thing goes 200mph, whilst the Slashdot effect travels at the speed of dark, which is just ever so slightly faster that the speed of light.
Should be pretty neat! (Score:5, Informative)
Here's [216.239.51.100] the google cache if you need it
But WHY? (Score:2)
Why do geeks always feel the need to shoehorn technology into purposes for which it wasn't intended? A motorcycle should be for use on ROADS. If you have the need to travel on water, people, _buy a boat_. Once again, our obsession for technology prevails in the face of reason. What will be next? Internet access for telephones? Where will this madness end?
Re:But WHY? (Score:3, Interesting)
Although, somehow I doubt you'd ever get up to 200mph on any road in Dublin!
Gopher
Re:But WHY? (Score:5, Funny)
"TEEACHER! Johnny colored his apple purple!!!"
Dudes, it was a joke (Score:3, Funny)
Durability? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Durability? (Score:2, Informative)
On the other hand, there has to be a wheel cap stationary with respect to the body, that has a rear-facing slot for the propulsion jet. Now between this cap and the rim you'd need a seal, but if you make the cap ultralight then the seal won't be that hammered.
Of course, you could put the impeller on bearings and work it out that way, but I don't think that's necessary.
Paint it black... (Score:3, Funny)
New thinkgeek blurb:
Do you want to scare your co-workers, destroy litle boats in park ponds, or just send mesages ashore from your house boat? Then this is the best thing that you'll ever want NEW MINI SHARK
I can't remember... (Score:2)
Re:I can't remember... (Score:2)
it could eventually be marketed like the current SUV market. people will buy them just because they're percieved to be kewl.
Re:I can't remember... (Score:2)
it could eventually be marketed like the current SUV market. people will buy them just because
Lovely more vehicles for people that take the Sport part of the name seriously and think they have a performance vehicle.
Re:I can't remember... (Score:2)
Just what you need... (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, bad pun...
Dan
For our non-english speaking readers, the letter "C" in English sounds like "Sea" (the large bodies of water).
Re:Just what you need... (Score:2, Funny)
Is That Like a VHS Tape Showing You... (Score:2)
Isn't that like a VHS tape showing you how to setup your VCR? I mean think about this for a moment...
At last...the perfect London commuting tool (Score:2)
Cheers,
Ian
Pointless (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
makes wonder about the 50mph water speed too.. or how fast you would be able to turn..
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
Not really, several motorcycles available today are capable (with minor mods) of going that fast. And motorcycles are grossly non-aerodynamic so it takes a lot of ponies to get them up to that speed. Since the LandShark is an enclosed vehicle and would theoretically have a much better cd, it shouldn't take too much effort to get it to go that fast.
Now would I want to be in a three wheeled vehicle at those speeds, no way in hell. I'd do it on 2 in a second, but three would seem like a rolling coffin to me.
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
That, sir, is a load of bunk. Take the fastest production motorcycle in the world: The Suzuki GSX1300R. It's not the most powerful production motorcycle, but darn close. It has an aerodynamic advantage over other more powerful bikes that give it its high top speed.
It turns out that you have to spend double the original price of the bike just to get it to travel in the mid 190 mph range. The modifications require major alteration of the motor.
You have to spend cubic money to get that last 15 mph.
By the way, cd isn't the only factor in calculating drag. Motorcycles have high cd compared to cars, but they also have tiny frontal area. A three wheeled car with a better cd and five times as much frontal area loses all its advantage.
The 200 mph figure is quite outrageous.
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
Well all the bike rags I've read have claimed a stock Busa will do around 190 (check any of the rags online, such as CycleWorld). Slap a turbo charger and/or some nitros (both together should not add up to the anywhere near the cost of the orignal bike) and 200 is no problem indeed. Now I've not personally ridden a Busa/Blackbird/ZX12 nor do I personally know anyone who's gone that fast, but I'm assuming that the trade rags are pretty close and that it's not all Suzuki marketing.
As for the frontal area, I am aware of that, but looking at the drawings it doesn't appear that it's frontal area would be anywhere near five times, or even twice as large. Hard to say from the drawings, but one would imagine that if they want to hit that 200mpg mark that they'd have to pay careful attention to the aerodynamic aspects, both in terms of speed, but more importantly in terms of stability.
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
NOX injection does remarkable things for drag racers, but there's just not enough juice in the bottle to provide sustained horesepower for top speed runs.
I owned a CBR1100XX Blackbird for several years, one of the original carbureted 97 models. I took it up to an indicated 165mph once. I say indicated because the speedometer error on virtually all motorcycles is somewhere near 10%, so I may have been travelling as slow as 150mph. Slug-like, to be sure. At any rate, while it was still accelerating impressively at 150mph, it was no where near the thrust from 90 to 130. All that air just piles up in front of you when you start going that fast. Something about the cube of the speed...
I would still bet that the frontal area of the Landshark is between 4 and 6 times that of a CBR1100XX. These fast bikes have a remakably small frontal profile.
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
I took it up to an indicated 165mph once.
I've had my ~95hp VFR up to an indicated 155 and it was still pulling (and I'm 6'1" and had a tank bag), so I would think that your 165 was still not near the top of what it was capable of (and no, the VFR probably only had a couple more mph in her, but she hadn't topped out yet). And yes, going from 90 to 130 is simple beans compared to 130-150, but that's what you'd expect right? Doesn't mean that you can't get there.
So if a stock Busa makes ~150hp and the turbo bumped it up to ~180hp (note that we're talking superbike numbers now, and they have been clocked at over 200mph, along with ~190hp gp bikes), assuming improved aerodynamics and not a too significant increase in weight, releasing a vehicle at about ~200-250hp could get you to that magic 200mpg mark, even if it takes "the right conditions" (drag strip, cool weather, favorable breeze) to get it to that mark. Remember, it just has to do it once for them to claim that it can do it.
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
Actually, 3 wheels (2F/1R) can be very stable. There are several human power trikes with this same configuration, generally very stable at 50+.
As long as you don't try to implement rear wheel steering. Then you will crash.
1F/2R is potentially VERY unstable at anything over 15 or so.
This will have the same problem as the 1960's (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.motorway.com/home/articles/amphibica
and a picture:
http://www.hemmings.com/images/amphicar.jpg
Re:This will have the same problem as the 1960's (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This will have the same problem as the 1960's (Score:2)
My new patent (Score:2)
My lawyers will be contacting you soon.
Perfect getaway vehicle? (Score:4, Funny)
Landshark? What a stupid name. (Score:3, Funny)
Logically then, this should be called a Duckling. That's a far cry from a land shark.
Besides, what would you use to fence them in? :P
You can easily keep ducks in with chicken wire.
Fantasy Propulsion (Score:5, Interesting)
Note to landshark guys: It aint a turbine unless you're extracting power from the flow. In your case it's just a centrigual pump. Mount a forward pointing scoop that directs flow down the axis of the pump, then collect _all_ the radial flow and direct it out the exit.
PS. You are driving this thing with the equivalent of the guts of an air-raid siren. How appropriate.
Why this story is posted on /. (Score:2)
"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
> > hurtling down the highway." -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum - Computer Networks
Now becomes...
"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a Landshark full of DVD-R's hurtling down the highway at 200 Mph" -- twoslice Certifiable Geek (or just certifiable on most days)
World's fastest clay model (Score:5, Funny)
Most revealing line from the history: "Oct 2000, work put on hold as promised investment fails to materialise." That's because the investors realized this guy is smoking crack for all kinds of reasons.
Hey, I gotta clay model that'll do 60 mph on water and 240 on land. Really, honestly. It'll be roling off the lot just as soon as I get the funding. Can I get linked by Slashdot too?
Yes but... (Score:3, Funny)
Great.. if you are an animated person. (Score:2)
Lots of people are commenting on how this will actually work, since there are problems with lift/downward force, making the impellor stable enough to work both on land (with lots of shock) and in the water (keeping it sealed). Then there are things like Hydroplaning the thing with two big front wheels ( hydroplanes mounted in the mudguards??).
All a pipedream.. after all they have built amphibious cars in the 50's onward, and they are interesting to see but not a seller. You want either a boat or a car, each item does a specific job well.. not some mediocure item that does both.
200 mph? In their dreams! (Score:2, Informative)
Also, all those people saying 3 wheels are unstable at speed should have a look at Thrust SSC [thrustssc.com]. OK, it had four wheels but the rear two were very close together like a trike, and also steered.
Re:200 mph? In their dreams! (Score:2)
Re:200 mph? In their dreams! (Score:2)
I'm getting way off topic here but you can find a lot of Darwin Award candidates in those motorcycle videos also.
Won't work. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Won't work. (Score:2)
I own KFC, you insensitive clod!
I'm your token skeptic (Score:5, Informative)
be that as it may, it's _extremely_ difficult to make a vechicle do 200mph sustained. You can do it one of two ways:
a)Serious Cubic Horsepower
b)Serious Aerodynamic design
If you choose 'a' above, be prepared to generate 600+ hp, also be prepared to protect your occupant when the vehicle loses directonal stability.
If you choose 'b' above, you may be able to get along with significantly less hp (400-500), but be prepared to spend cubic dollars renting a wind tunnel, or hardware/software to perform a lot of number crunching.
Remember, HP goes up with the _cube_ of speed change. If your car does 150mph with a 215hp motor (Turbo Neon, this month's Road n track) and you want it to go 1.33 times faster, it'll take 1.33^3*215hp or 505hp to make 200 mph...
An additional datapoint: My vette has done 168mph with 350 crank hp (automatic, nevada, coupla thousand feet above sealevel, so figure some hp loss there.) So a
You go ahead, I'll watch from a safe distance.
Re:I'm your token skeptic (Score:2)
Re:I'm your token skeptic (Score:2)
I had a conversation with a biker, it went a long the lines of:
Biker Dude: "You car drivers aren't extereme enough."
Me: "Well, I'll give up the ultimate acceleration for safety and the ability to drive on sand"
Biker Dude: "It don't matter man, you're a wuss. If I go out, it'll be in a blaze of glory!"
Me: "For your sake, I hope so. If you're only winged, you get to live with the pain for a loooong time. Isn't that right, Rob?"
Rob (bigtime motorcyle guy turned Vette fan) nods. He's had back problems for YEARS as a result of laying down a bike at the wrong time.
And vettes _can_ be competitive against even Zukis: http://www.racingfreaks.net/archive.html
Re:I'm your token skeptic (Score:2)
Wouldn't there be a significant drop in wind resistance as well due to the thinner air? I would think that this is more important at the speeds you are talking about than the hp loss. Plus at that speed your engine is probably getting sufficient air intake, don't you think?
I could be wrong, I feel no need to drive a fast car, so I don't know too much about this.
From point A to point B ... (Score:3, Funny)
Nope. That's the fastest way to get you from point A to
drugs anyone? (Score:2)
James Bond (Score:2)
re 200 mph on a bike (Score:3, Funny)
I can't even imagine going to 200 mph on a bike with tires set for water. that would just be insane
Re:re 200 mph on a bike (Score:2)
Highway 33 south of Coalinga has a 73 mile stretch that's more or less straight- 150 on a VFR, there.
Landshark owners will probably want to wait until 3:30 AM and hit Interstate 40 through Arizona. Plenty of long stretches there...and if they overshoot California they can decelerate in the Pacific
Intake Won't Work (Score:5, Informative)
Basically, the stock setup that came with my KW-650SX goes barely 40Mph. But it was because at 40Mph, not enough water is going through the impeller. So, with the simple addition of an after market scoop grate, I added about 3Mph (All it did was lower the scoop about 1/4 an inch. I got another 2Mph out of a stainless steel prop, and anouth 2Mph out of a new ride plain.
Pulling in water as it passes alog the side of a wheel just won't work.
It's a really cool design though to have the wheels sucking in water to pump out, but he really needs to redesign. Basically, you need to scoop the water in.
Also, since it's a fairly heavy thing, it can actually go faster on water that 50Mph because of the added stability. My stand-up jet-ski weighs about 260lbs and at 46Mpg its a not a pleasure cruise, but on a heavier 550lbs waverunner it is a pleasure to cruise at even 50Mph.
Rethink the water intake to something more direct and it'll go more like 75-95 on water. Horseopower isn't the issue, fluid dynamics is.
VW's (Score:2)
Re:VW's (Score:2)
Re:VW's (Score:2)
Watching the video... (Score:2)
cool 3wheelers that aren't vaporware (Score:2)
Candygram (Score:2)
who? (Score:2, Funny)
Lady: Who is it?
A motorcycle
Lady: I didn't order a motorcycle.
A jet ski
Lady: Oh, ok, come on in
AAAAAAAAA!!!
I can see it now.... (Score:2)
landsharks? (Score:2)
What does this have to do with lawyers?
The only way this is getting near 200 mph... (Score:2)
IT'S A LUMP OF CLAY!
Editors - "it can do this, it can do that..." NO IT CAN'T - it's a CONCEPT!
The mark of a true vaporware product (Score:2)
200mph in a three wheeler (Score:2)
I bet Delboy would by one ("Only Fools and Horses" UK TV show)
Re:Did anyone else find it odd...... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:50 MPH on water? (Score:2, Informative)
Nautical Mile: 6000 feet
Re:Why not use a hovercraft? (Score:2)
You'd have to put retractable wheels on it to handle even the most minor sudden turns (upping the complexity, weight, HP required, etc.)
Try stopping a hover from even 30mph when that little kid runs out in front of you. Or turning at 60 to avoid a deer.