World's First Encyclopedia of Future Inventions 222
Deb Hellman writes "WIRED Magazine Writers, Cory Doctorow and Wil McCarthy, have joined VC Rick Patch and 2 futurists to judge the Immortalizer Technologies Project - a project designed to uncover a comprehensive list of future inventions. The project is being spearheaded by a futurist think-tank, the DaVinci Institute. The goal of the project is to create a compendium of future inventions, a roadmap of sorts for innovators. They probably won't get it right in the first edition, but I like how Tom Frey is thinking on this one. People can submit their ideas and have a future invention named after themselves. Deadline for submissions is April 30th."
Will this kill all future patents? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Will this kill all future patents? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Will this kill all future patents? (Score:3, Funny)
Prior art is still an issue but (Score:2)
Yes, I would think that the prior art would be a reasonable defence, but if there are parts of the invention which are covered by the patent but not the prior art, that would likely still be enforceable. But hey, IANAL.
Re:Will this kill all future patents? (Score:2)
I tend to think this is a horrible idea because of its "future" impact on independent/small entity inventors.
IANAL, however, I work in a law firm full of them; and IP is a frequently discussed topic (one of the attys is a Patent atty).
Nope, can't do it. (Score:5, Funny)
Luckily I've not had to enforce my patent yet, since every invention since 1998 (including patented ones but excluding mine) are ideas blatantly stolen from prehistoric (pre-1996) times.
Re:Nope, can't do it. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Nope, can't do it. (Score:5, Funny)
My dad invented the self healing computer. Only I got paid in porn bookmarks.
Re:Nope, can't do it. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nope, can't do it. (Score:2)
Re:Nope, can't do it. (Score:2)
I know you were joking but would any of us be suprised if the patent office did issue you this patent? I know I wouldn't be suprised in the least.
Future invention #1 (Score:2)
Check it out - funny gag post! (Score:2)
If Wired is involved, I'm pretty sure one of them won't be a time machine.
Re:F*ck Wired (Score:2)
Re:F*ck Wired (Score:2)
The page design is loud and annoying and that makes difficult to tell which pages are ads and which are articles. It's like Maxim or Cosmo for computers - looooong on (really bad) style and short on brainpower. The border is freakin' ORANGE AND GREEN for crying out loud.
They also spend an inordinate amount of pagespace discussing dumb-ass but important sounding issues like "Breaking in to the Hollywood network (an expose of how movie deals are made)", "Instant messaging in the workplace", "Games are t
Roadmap for innovators? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Roadmap for innovators? (Score:3, Insightful)
Haven't you learned yet that the people who think of the idea get very little. The people who get off their ass and build/market/produce are the ones raking in the cash.
Re:Roadmap for innovators? (Score:2)
Re:Roadmap for innovators? (Score:5, Insightful)
People had the idea of flying machines long before the Wright brothers came along and invented one - and you know what? it didn't involve feathers or an archimedes screw. And people had the idea of mechanical musical instruments long before any were invented, but they were often imagined to be similar to mechanical musicians playing existing or modified instruments rather than, say, an electronic synthesizer.
The point is, having the general idea doesn't in any way diminish the innovation of the actual workable implementation; the ancients who imagined themselves flying like birds using some aparatus doesn't at all take away from the Wright brothers.
innovation and implementation (Score:2, Informative)
Re:innovation and implementation (Score:2)
Failed Sci-Fi writers. (Score:5, Funny)
Failed Sci-fi guys? (Score:3, Funny)
"VC Rick Patch" - If that isnt a sci-fi name then ive never watched Robotech
"The DaVinci Institute" - Obviously a front for M15
And Cory "Doctor O" - This would have to be the leader at The DaVinci Institute.....
Man with a name like "VC Rick Patch" I could rule the world!
Re:Failed Sci-Fi writers. (Score:2)
No, judging by the examples given, these are people that read existing science fiction stories and then nominated the cool gadgets in them as their own ideas.
Rejuvination devices, controlling the weather, space hotels, never heard of _those_ anywhere else =P
Personally... (Score:5, Insightful)
It's one thing to say "gosh, I wish there was a device that did such-and-such, I could really use something like that." It's another to say "In 10 years, we will have this and that invention." and it being dead wrong 95 percent (or more) of the time.
Re:Personally... (Score:2)
More seriously, the problems with inventions is thinking them up. If there is a niche to be filled, and you can think of how to fill it, it can be done. The problem is that most inventions are flops, so companies have t
Re:Personally... (Score:5, Insightful)
There's a great commercial with Captain Sisko where he says "This is the year 2000; where are the promised flying cars?" He then goes on to correctly point out that the advance of telecommunications has substantially decreased the demand for real world transportation.
Could we have flying cars today? Absolutely [moller.com]. I have a model [moller.com] of one on my desk. It's just that there's no great push for one. Sure I'd like one, but it doesn't solve any great problem in anyone's life, at least not without creating ten more.
Technology is often the least important factor in the success of a new invention.
Flying cars (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Personally... (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, that really sounds ike management.
Theory on why inventions are being solicited.. (Score:2)
Sweet. Indentured servitude. Yeesh.
I've been asking for this for yeeeeeaaaaaars (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I've been asking for this for yeeeeeaaaaaars (Score:5, Funny)
Be careful what [sluggy.com] you wish for.
AKA Vaporware Catalog (Score:5, Funny)
Want it to bear your name even if it goes undone until someone else does it after you die?
Even if it's impossible?
My submission: Zero-Point Energy source /w built-in UPS, Line Conditioner and Drink Mixer.
Whatever (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Whatever (Score:2)
Besides, we waste enough fuel as it is without someone driving a floating SUV. The advantage of taking to the air would be improving travel speed, and I don't trust the common Joe to
Only 19 days?!? (Score:2)
Re:Only 19 days?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Only 19 days?!? (Score:2)
Mobile phone home network (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Mobile phone home network (Score:2)
And then I'll never get the royalty payments that I obviously deserve
Re:Mobile phone home network (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Mobile phone home network (Score:2)
I still want to see a digital version where multiple people can plug in AND have seperate rings AND talk at the same time. It's not a technological feat, it's a matter of "will people buy it"
Re:Mobile phone home network (Score:2)
It worked just fine, but the standard dial-tone sounded slightly off tone. It was either the weird dial-tone or the fact it was going over the cell network that stopped him from doing his ultimate goal, having his Tivo dial over the cell network and get listings.
Unfortunately, I c
Wrong Idea (Score:5, Interesting)
"Controlling the Weather - Since the beginning of time, man has been fighting the forces of nature. Clothing protects us from the weather in a small way. Buildings protect us in a much larger way. But wouldn't it be nice to spot a hurricane when it first starts to develop, shoot a special wave into it, and just put it out."
Better invention: How about clothing and buildings that are strong enough to withstand any weather? Why disrupt the natural world when we can adapt to it?
"Instant Sleep - People who need to finish an important project, but are beginning to get exhausted can just walk into the instant sleep chamber. In just a few seconds they can walk back out totally rejuvenated, ready to tackle their rest of their work."
Better invention: lets come up with an economy and lifestyle where we get a nice eight-hour sleep at night. I like sleeping. No more sleep, so that my employer can enjoy my improved productivity? This is progress?
Re:Wrong Idea (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wrong Idea (Score:2)
Re:Wrong Idea (Score:2)
I think you're crazy if you think dissipating a hurricane
Re:Wrong Idea (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wrong Idea (Score:3, Funny)
Easy. The "Instant Sleep" machine would be right next to the "Instant Sex" machine. Step inside, and come back out "satisfied".
Re:Wrong Idea (Score:2, Funny)
Ummm... Can we make this an "Instant Sex Suit"?
Re:Wrong Idea (Score:2, Insightful)
Slightly OT: Anti-narcolepsy drug (ab)use (Score:5, Interesting)
Non-narcoleptic users reported being able to stay awake for 4-5 days straight without any sleep. When they stop taking the drug, they get tired as per normal and sleep a normal 8 hours and wake up rested and "normal."
I think this is pretty revolutionary -- we talk about free time as being important, but what would it be like to get 10 additional hours a day? Feel like watching that 3 hour DVD, but its 11 PM and you know you'll be shot the next day if you do? What if the bigger worry was whether you had enough DVDs to occupy your time between 2 and 6 AM?
They don't know what the long term psychological impact of sleep deprivation like this would be, but there's no apparent physical problems reported by people who have been up 3-5 days. None of the paranoia and other psychotic behavior typically associated with long-term stimulant use and other sleep deprivation.
The amount of extra free time would be truly amazing, even if you only stayed "up" 2-3 nights a week, you could be gaining the equivilent of 50 days free time a year.
Re:Slightly OT: Anti-narcolepsy drug (ab)use (Score:3, Informative)
The drug is Modafinil, and is sold under the name Provigil.
This report is from Dec. 3 (doesn't say what year, I'd imagine 2002), and it discusses the military uses. It warns that we might be messing with something we don't fully understand (like the effects on the endocrine system), but I for one would love to try this out.
I've used it (Score:2)
Re:Slightly OT: Anti-narcolepsy drug (ab)use (Score:3, Interesting)
Umm No. (Score:4, Insightful)
If someone thinks something up and puts in in a book, and then 100 years later I actually make the stupid thing, then I'm pretty sure I get to call it whatever I, or the marketing department, want to call it.
Re:Umm No. (Score:2)
Millions of people thought about flying machines, but the wright brothers actually put one in the air (unless you want to count da vinci's helicopter). Who deserves the credit? The thousands of dreamers or the one 'doer'?
Addendum (Score:2)
For the most part such things only reside on mathematical theories or other such currently useful ideas. Ie. the Shannon Limit or the Turing Test. If I simply come up with a idea for something like a "glass magnet" to make recycling landfills easier, that's just fairly pointless. No one is going to speak of Flamesplash's Glass Magnet, especially since i
Wee! (Score:3, Funny)
I predict... flying cars will be commonplace! Oh wait, that was the predictions for 2000..
Top 10 Future Inventions (Score:5, Interesting)
10. The Dream Recorder
9. Impervious material (like Adamantium, General Products Hulls, Mithril)
8. Teleportation booth/transporter
7. Time machine
6. Intelligent, walking robot (I'm thinking more Asimov than Star Wars). Something that can balance, walk and think. Hondo "ASIMO" is a mere toddler.
5. FTL space drive
4. Stasis Field (see Larry Niven....who needa a fridge when you have one of these?)
3. Antigravity
2. Fully creative genetic engineering. Yes, we need Moties and dragons in our world.
1. Brain wave reader machine that makes telepathy a reality.
Re:Top 10 Future Inventions (Score:5, Funny)
Plus last night's steak dinner
7. Time machine
A point in time where the book becomes 100% accurate could prove this invention had (or will have) been invented. Think about it....
4. Stasis Field (see Larry Niven....who needs a fridge when you have one of these?)
Built into every Twinkie. They never age.
1. Brain wave reader machine that makes telepathy a reality.
My wife already has one. I can't get away with anything because she finds out about it. She just won't admit to having such a device.
Re:Top 10 Future Inventions (Score:2)
True. [slashdot.org]
-m
Re:Top 10 Future Inventions (Score:2)
that travel to the past changes the timeline, so
the universe will "stabilize" at a timeline
where nobody travels into the past.
It may be possible, but nobody ever does it
Re:Top 10 Future Inventions (Score:2)
Who knows, maybe some grey roundhead people came 3.5billion light years to watch us kill each other like savages.
Re:Top 10 Future Inventions (Score:2)
Thieving bastards! (Score:5, Funny)
Bastards! I came up with this idea next week!
Human Information Storage Device (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Human Information Storage Device (Score:5, Insightful)
Think about when Einstein's theories led to the creation of atomic energy sources. Think about what others did with it (nukes). Einstein lacked the comprehension of the sheer evil this knowledge could impart, while others lacked the caution of experience and upbringing.
How about giving a 12-year-old knowledge which would let him build a death-ray? How about giving a 6-year-old knowledge of sex? Even with useful things, like math/english/physics, knowledge would be more useful to some than others.
Seriously. How many of us could read a book, understand the concepts, but completely screw up on the implentation? Knowledge is one thing: skill, ability, and experience are completely different.
Re:Human Information Storage Device (Score:2)
Indeed, this Sig I saw a few days ago sums it up quite nicely
Knowledge is knowing a street is one way. Wisdom is still looking in both directions
Re:Human Information Storage Device (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Human Information Storage Device (Score:2)
It opens a can of worms unto itself in moral complexities. But if it were possible, I think th
Re:Human Information Storage Device (Score:2)
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Re:Human Information Storage Device (Score:2)
"In order to solve this problem I'm going to need a Big Mac and a Coke!"
I've got some... (Score:3, Funny)
[Yes - I watched Futurama on TiVo last night.]
Predictions (Score:2)
This [boat-links.com], for example.
(Warning: Adult content, Do not open if your children are nearby!)
Had to be said (Score:3, Funny)
When did they start accepting entries?
April 1.
Waste of time? (Score:2)
C'mon now, how many present inventions can be claimed to have been predicted? OK, the geosynchronous satellite. But what about the ones that aren't like TIVO ?
There will always be stuff you can predict assuming progressive evolution of today's hardware and software. But then there will also be the stuff you can't predict no matter how far you take current technology. Flying cars anyone?
The most revolutionary invention... (Score:2)
Re:The most revolutionary invention... (Score:3, Insightful)
Duke Nukem Forever (Score:5, Funny)
HalfBakery (Score:4, Informative)
Best invention yet (Score:2, Funny)
My prototypes are available at the supermarket under the code name "brown bag please".
Re:Best invention yet (Score:2)
Frey????? (Score:2)
Five original future inventions (Score:3, Insightful)
The last two could be built today.
Don't put these into that DaVinci site; their list is proprietary.
Re:Five original future inventions (Score:2)
speaking as a layman,dpk
An invention we need: (Score:4, Insightful)
Bonus points if it also opens the stupid %$#@ packages themselves, without leaving finger-cutting edges, and double bonus if it leaves the package in a state where the thing can be returned to the store if unsatisfactory.
timothy
Re:An invention we need: (Score:2)
I do it all the time, and it works really well on that darn blister pack stuff. Even allows for returns.
-WS
Self tuning complex organic molecules (Score:3, Interesting)
Hamburger Earmuffs! (Score:2)
GURPS High Tech Supplement (Score:2)
Re:GURPS High Tech Supplement (Score:2)
This one will be neat.. (Score:2)
I'll call it a Suicide Booth!!
What?? Not my original idea? Damn...
Will hardly cover "all" inventions. (Score:3, Insightful)
1. Those people already want, but the tech isn't there.
2. Those things people don't realize they want, until somebody offers it.
3. The things people just aren't that keen on, but that just grows on you.
Typically, #1 is what you'll find here. #2 are those low-tech inventions that just "show up" because one man had a smart idea.
#3 is maybe the biggest, even though they don't appear that way. I remember before mobile phones took off, when people felt they were flashy and annoying. Well, they still are, but now everybody has one. Age group 18-35 have a 99% coverage here, 85% in general population. Another example is the microwave. In the beginning it was basicly a fancy heater used from time to time, now we use it all the time. With a grill element, even pizza is great, and much faster than a regular oven. This might sound a bit like a luddite, but it's not. You're not against technology, you just don't realize how it will evolve into a central part of your life. Same with internet, even though I admit I saw some of what was coming, many things I didn't. For example P2P and Napster, it was a direction I never expected the Internet to take.
Ah, this is getting a long rant. The point is at least, much of what is happening is not fundamentally "new" technology, but it starts taking other forms and evolves to something else. For an example try to imagine everything a multi-gadget carryable computer could do for you. One that is integrated with your cell phone so it could connect with Internet, or other similar gadgets (alternatively over Wi-Fi?), and your laptop or tablet pc. Nothing truly new or groundbreaking so far, but I'm sure there's a lot of ideas we just haven't thought of.
Kjella
shouldexist.org (Score:2, Informative)
Three types of inventions. (Score:3, Insightful)
You also have improvement on existing technology. The Pentium 4 processor is significantly different than the 4004, but it's more of a derivative product rather than an entirely new technology. Nobody who's familiar with the 4004 will look at the P4 and slap themselves on the head wondering "Why didn't *I* think of that!" Certainly there are steps of innovation along the way. The components got smaller, pipelines and cache were implemented to get more bang out of each clock cycle, the bus was widened. But in the end, it's just a technology that evolved from a simpler version.
Then you have the pipedreams. These are the inventions that should have been invented but never were, simply because innovation didn't follow the path that everyone expected. We don't have flying cars today. AI is little more than a novelty except for a few nitch applications. No colonies on the moon, no men on Mars. Yet for all the fantastic technological advances that didn't happen, nobody predicted the rise of the internet. The concept of a computer on every desk and every lap was difficult to envison when the average computer occupied an entire room.
Progress provides innovation opportunities. We can always interpolate what we have today to determine what we'll have tomorrow. CPU's will always get faster and cheaper over time and a CPU a year from now will most likely closely resemble a CPU today. But at some point, technology gives us an opporunity to do things that wouldn't have been possible before, and as a result, people will start finding unique solutions. But it's hard to determine what those solutions will be if we aren't aware of the factors that would lead someone to come up with that idea in the first place. And if people COULD predict the future in such a way, the patent office wouldn't be getting overwhelmed with patents based on 20 year old technology.
-Restil
There just isn't a point (Score:2)
Pardon me.
My spaceshiop needs me.
Futurama (Score:2)
Re:I looked over the site... (Score:2)
I'd say none, it will know who I am an automatically handle the transaction, and have the productwaiting for me since alls I did was say into my phone "Find me a cool soda" and then it will direct me to the nearest vending machine, queue up my order, and when I arrive it recognizes me and complees the transaction.
Lets see you do that with a gas pump.