The Unix-Haters Handbook Online 317
kinema writes "It looks like The UNIX-Hater's Handbook has been made availible
online for free. You'll never guess who's server it is on." Worth noting that the book was written some time ago, and that much of what is in there is ancient history. But still worth a look.
Dupe! (Score:3, Informative)
Look six headlines down (assuming you don't block topics) and it's still here on the main page.
Re:Dupe! (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Dupe! (Score:2, Funny)
You're not the first to ask this question, nor will you be the last. Why they haven't done this yet is absolutely beyond me. Too busy playing video games and watching anime, I guess.
Re:Dupe! (Score:5, Funny)
Oo, don't you just HATE *nix?
Re:Dupe! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dupe! (Score:5, Interesting)
Rus
Re:Dupe! (Score:5, Insightful)
"There's an article [cnn.com] on CNN [cnn.com] about a new sequel [reference.com] to the popular [nyi.net] PC game Half-Life [sierra.com] by Valve Software [valvesoftware.com] (and published by Sierra Entertainment [sierra.com]. I'm sure all of Slashdot [slashdot.org] will be glad to hear this news. [google.com] GamePro [gamepro.com] also has an article [gamepro.com]. The White House [whitehouse.gov] had no comment.
Re:Dupe! (Score:5, Insightful)
I guess that would be easier than just *reading* the site that they administer.
-Sean
Re:Dupe! (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, why bother? It takes away from playing Quake3, and besides, reading Slashdot gets boring after awhile, unless you start trolling.
Re:Dupe! (Score:2)
Re:Dupe! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Dupe! (Score:2)
When I read Slashdot, I scroll down to the last article that I recognize and then start reading up from there. If there's a duplicate, I'm likely to wind up missing articles because I incorrectly assume that there are no articles I haven't previously read below it.
Re:Dupe! (Score:3, Insightful)
For every dupe you see, there is another unrelated interesting article that got rejected to make room for it.
Re:Dupe! (Score:3, Funny)
Much like Gods, Kittens, and Masturbation (relavent link for non-clues here [hosstyle.com]), God probably does something to little boys everytime a duplicate article gets posted on Slashdot.
the whole freaking universe (Score:2, Interesting)
but it DOES degrade the perceived credibility of both the slashdot website and the quality of its content. it is also indirecly a slant against the slashdot community which submits the stories.
if you picked up a magazine for the first time and realized that spelling errors were rife and that an article was repeated, what would you think as a reader? as a writer?
- a.c.
Re:Dupe! (Score:2)
Re:Dupe! (Score:2)
-Lucas
Two sets of comments to pay attention to (Score:2)
Plus, it's just annoying and amateurish to keep seeing them over and over and over again. This is supposed to
Re:Dupe! (Score:2)
Re:Um, your subscriber star is showing (Score:2)
Re:Let Subscribers Moderate Articles (Score:2)
Re:Here's how to do it: (Score:2)
What The Fuck does Taco do all day? (Score:4, Insightful)
That's about 6 x 10 = 1 hour of work a day. And yet they won't even put out this minimal level of effort, but they want us to pay for it.
Re:Dupe! (Score:2, Interesting)
I didn't used to think this so.
I used to think Taco would wake up, notice that dupes, misquotes, spelling errors, and totally blown articles are costing Slashdot *money* and lots of it. Who is going to subscribe to Slashdot... spend hard earned dollars when the Editors, chiefly Taco can't be bothered to read the front page ?!?!?!?!?
Anyway, I hope Taco does "get it" sooner rather that later because I like sla
Re:Dupe! (Score:2, Interesting)
<SLASHDOT RANT>
I swear, this getting so damn ridiculous already. I know Slashdot is has a tendancy to dupe stories, but if one can't see that "The Unix-Haters Handbook Online" and "Unix-Haters Handbook Available Online" are the SAME story, one shouldn't be an editor.
</SLASHDOT RANT>
Anyways, let's try to be more careful guys. I've seen the dupe count increase since April Fools Day. It's sad since there are so many people who send in articles that get rejected since they don't fit "the way we w
Re:Dupe! (Score:3, Funny)
Another Fucking Dupe! (Score:3, Funny)
How about, whenever there is a REALLY bad dupe, change the poster to CowboyNeal. That way, you can pretend it's a joke instead of another amazinly stupid fuckup.
With the dupes, trolls and all the fucking profanity, it's pretty fucking hard to get people to take fucking
Re:Another Fucking Dupe! (Score:2)
Re:Another Fucking Dupe! (Score:2)
Double vision (Score:2, Funny)
Damn this double vision I got sux.
Good job there guys.
hmm, (Score:2, Funny)
think i've read this somewhere before
Removed from the web. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Removed from the web. (Score:2)
Re:Removed from the web. (Score:2)
Actually, that's Google's HTML rendering of the PDF, and it's not complete, it has only 114 of 360 pages. It's almost 10 years old, don't panic, the nicely formatted PDF will turn up all over very soon.
Hypocrits! (Score:5, Funny)
vi
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well... (Score:5, Funny)
he wanted to
Re:Well... (Score:2)
Great. Now we'll see it repeated all week!
(now to add wget to my cron...)
Slashdot needs a dupe section. (Score:5, Interesting)
The editors don't read slashdot (Score:2)
Conspiracy theory: deliberate dupe. (Score:5, Funny)
-Mark
Little test... (Score:2, Interesting)
I once asked an older coworker and Solaris guru what happened with the Unix-haters list. He told me that it stopped being quite so funny once Windows NT came along.
I'm certainly not blind to the faults of Unix- there have been many, many failed technologies that were more advanced than the crap we have to work with now. I think the reason so many people profess their love for Unix now is that the remaining alternative is pretty godawful, and many of us have had limited opportunity to work with anything be
Re:Little test... (Score:3, Funny)
Karma shouldn't be in the hands of stupid people anyways.
I will admit it soon :P
Time Travel (Score:2)
Double Vision (Score:3, Funny)
I've been from one to another extreme
This time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait
I wanna stick around till I can't see straight
Fill my eyes with that double vision
No disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when you get through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision gets the best of me
Never do more than I, I really need
My mind is racing, but my body's in the lead
Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit
I live all my years in a single minute
Fill my eyes with that double vision
No disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when you get through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision always seems to get the best of me, yeah-ah
Fill my eyes with that double vision
No disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when you get through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision gets me
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision always seems to get the best of me
Yeah, the best of me
AMATEURS (Score:5, Funny)
Well, we all know it's a dupe (Score:2, Offtopic)
Opera is Spyware?! [theinquirer.net] - Check it out, made me think. But apparently
Re:Well, we all know it's a dupe (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Well, we all know it's a dupe (Score:2, Interesting)
The INQUIRER, Andrew Busigin and Opera [theinquirer.net]
Opera is lovely really [theinquirer.net]
Opera: an apology [theinquirer.net]
Re:Well, we all know it's a dupe (Score:3, Interesting)
Well... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Well... (Score:2)
I hope you're joking.
Re:Well... (Score:2)
They're running Win2k3. They need the pity. =p
Re:Well... (Score:2)
Dupe letter... Dear Mr. Weise, et. al. (Score:3, Funny)
As we are quite pragmatic, we decided to fix these outstanding issues. It's much better now; you would be proud. In fact, we did a good enough job with your guidance that Macs everywhere are now using it too!
Thanks again,
Unix Users Everywhere.
Re:Dupe letter... Dear Mr. Weise, et. al. (Score:5, Insightful)
Apple, mind you, spent hundreds of millions (billions?) of dollars in the early to mid nineties on initiatives to develop their much heralded Next Generation Mac Operating System all of which turned out to be pissing down a drain. That huge elite development team at Apple turned out to be a bunch of failures at coming up with a winning OS design.
Apple finally had to fall back on the NextOS, which was a reasonable re-working, an evolutionary extension, of the UNIX environment.
It's one HELL of a load of egg on the face of the Apple zealots and every technology journalist from the period of the mid 80's onward who wrote about Apple's development environment and corporate culture as a marvelous Engine Of Progress. Turns out all Apple has is some pretty GUI layering and fashion designers running the marketing and case design divisions of the company.
Re:Dupe letter... Dear Mr. Weise, et. al. (Score:5, Informative)
Although one factor he fails to emphasize enough is that, for various political and business reasons, Apple was forced to start over several times (first Pink, then Copland, etc.)
Re:Dupe letter... Dear Mr. Weise, et. al. (Score:2)
Quicktime, Colorsync, Quickdraw 3D (damn them for killing it), Quickdraw GX (ditto), Newton handwriting recognition, etc.
I'm sure you could try to come up with some ham-fisted reasons why you think those don't matter, but save it. People who actually know what they are talking about (i.e., not you) know better.
Re:Dupe letter... Dear Mr. Weise, et. al. (Score:2)
(1) The Next Cube was very cool. It did have value. A lot of good machines died because it was news to them that the hardware questioned had been "answered" and that the exploding part of the market didn't care about your much better machine. There was a competitive market keeping PCs cheapest per MIP and everything else had to be niche.
(2) Unix is not a command line technology. The "command-line" in unix is just another program running on your machine, talking to the
Update us again tomorrow, please (Score:2)
Please keep us updated.
seriously (Score:3, Insightful)
seriously,
Re:seriously (Score:2, Funny)
And this is coming from a person who goes by the handle of "Horse Cock (548609)"?
Re:seriously (Score:2)
The grandparent is a fucking clown if he thinks
It's quite a laugh (Score:3, Funny)
The book is quite amusing imho. While the authors clearly have a lot of experience in the computing world, it's obvious to see that most of their stories are based on users not knowing that they are doing. Especially the part where the bash bash (huhu) and other shells was fun reading. The book could just as well have been written by Simon Travaglia [ntk.net] as a manual for his users.
This pdf is 3.5MB. I really wonder how big it's Windows counterpart will be. I'd say approx 35MB then.
Re:It's quite a laugh (Score:2)
Rus
Slashdot Hate UNIX? (Score:2)
rus
Dupe Haters Handbook (Score:4, Funny)
Also Available: Slashdot Hater's Handbook (Score:2)
Blocked by Microsoft (Score:2)
Mirror List (Score:2)
Mirror List.
Please add others.
This is old news (Score:2, Funny)
--
"It's a joke, I say, boy, a joke. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em."
A HOWTO on fixing Unix's user interface (Score:5, Interesting)
But I was turned off that the Unix Haters mailing list was so exclusive: you had to write some similarly erudite and novel observation on how awful Unix was before you'd be let into the club. Clever invective to be kept a careful few? Sounds a bit fearful to me.
Regardless, it's been years since the book's been out, and Unix still has many warts. The book (and presumably, the mailing list, although I wouldn't know), could serve as a requirements document on how you'd go about improving Unix in general.
What did the authors offer as a better UI? No, not Windows. Not Mac. Some arcane LISP machine was usually the machine of choice. Sorry, I live in the real world and have to earn a paycheck.
Re:A HOWTO on fixing Unix's user interface (Score:2)
What the authors fail to realize is that UNIX is the triumpth of realism over idealism. And like all ideologues, they're pissed senseless.
Idealism: ITS, Multics, Lisp, AI. The hallmark of these is perfection and elitism. Perfection doesn't exist, but no matter, given enough decades we will eventually produce the workable Lisp Machine. And who cares about the industry? Only the u
Re:A HOWTO on fixing Unix's user interface (Score:3, Interesting)
What exactly do you mean by "workable"? Is it the same definition as that of your "practicality"? As far as history goes, the first Lisp Machine took only a couple of years to be completed, and they were being built until Symbolics went bankrupt in 93 or 94 (LMI had gone under years before, and TI quite intentionally destroyed their Lisp business before selling off their computing division to HP). You can still get a fully working
Re:A HOWTO on fixing Unix's user interface (Score:2)
but hey, I guess DEC wasn't pragmatic, nor practical, nor affordable, and that's why you can't get a new Alpha anymore
You're right, DEC wasn't any of those things. It also wasn't very perceptive, and allowed Sparc/x86/PPC to intrude into their chosen niche without doing a thing
MOD articles! (Score:2)
Heck, I might be tempted to self-mod as "-1, Redundant," but then again, the article's a dupe, and karma as a currency has zero value.
Ah, what I wouldn't give for an article moderation system.
C++ = Cobol? (Score:5, Funny)
Let me see. The document is at some microsoft developers homepage, they way I translate this is that "C++ is bad"?
And what language is most of Microsoft Windows written in? Oh, let me see, C++? Isn't this a bit self-contradictory?
Re:C++ = Cobol? (Score:2)
Is there a dup hater's handbook online? (Score:2)
Why can't paid subscribers flag dupes from future? (Score:2)
It's nice that we paid subscribers can see stories 10-15 minutes before they become part of the page, but when it's such an incredibly (incredibly) obvious dupe, it sure would be nice to be able to add a comment to the story. I understand that the process of a story moving from the mysterious future to the main page is probably automated, but it sure would be nice to have some way of helping out with this.
Mirror, and more information on the Lisp Machine (Score:3, Informative)
A mirror of the document is here [gwydiondylan.org].
And here [gwydiondylan.org] is the master thesis of Tom Knight, describing the architecture of the Lisp Machine. If you want to see one in action, visit me on the Chaos Communication Camp [www.ccc.de].
One online Symbolics Lisp Machine museum is here [uni-hamburg.de].
And yes, UNIX royally sucks. It plays in the same suckage leage as Windows, of course, but still it sucks. It's a clone of technologies of the early 70ies, and a bad one.
P2P (Score:2)
ONLINE PDF (Score:4, Informative)
Here's a copy of that infamous book : http://members.aol.com/Seb0013/uhh.pdf [aol.com]
Sorry for the delay, it took time to remember i had some disk space on a site which has decent bandwidth and which i don't mind being slashdotted.
Unix is the future.
If you think that's great... (Score:2)
Sometimes reading slashdot is like starring in Groundhog's Day. Freaks me out...
Why can't we mod Taco down???? (Score:2)
Deja vu (Score:4, Funny)
TRINITY: What did you just say?
NEO: Nothing. Just had a little deja vu.
TRINITY: What happened? What did you see?
NEO: A
TRINITY: How much like it? Was it the same
NEO: It might have been. I'm not sure.
NEO: What is it?
TRINITY: A deja vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when CmdrTaco doesn't check previous posts!
Favorite quote... (Score:3, Funny)
most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor
any of the other numerous idiot lights which plague the modern
driver. Rather, if the driver makes a mistake, a giant "?" lights up in
the center of the dashboard. "The experienced driver," says Thompson,
"will usually know what's wrong."
mmmMMMmmm... nine year old FUD (Score:2)
It seems to me like... (Score:3, Insightful)
Think about it. They have whined and grumbled about the (mis)features of Unix, yet they themselves have done nothing and contributed nothing that has significantly advanced the state of operating systems. Worse yet, they are describing the old Unix. Unix has evolved far beyond that which is described in the book. True, the system remains cryptic and unforgiving but so does our own existence in this material plane. If you do something wrong, its probably your fault anyway so you have no one to blame but yourself.
Yes, Unix is old, Unix is antiquated, Unix is a relic from the past. But until the guys who wrote this book come up with something else that will surpass Unix in its flexibility, robustness, and elegance I remain unconvinced of their blabberisms.
And to add further, one of the guys who wrote for the book worked (still works?) for Apple *wink* *wink*. Talk about swallowing your own crap.
C and Unix were April Fools day joke? (Score:4, Funny)
i have placed it here in its entirety:
Creators Admit C, Unix Were Hoax
In an announcement that has stunned the computer industry, Ken Thompson, Dennis Ritchie, and Brian Kernighan admitted that the Unix operating system and C programming language created by them is an elaborate April Fools prank kept alive for more than 20 years. Speaking at the recent UnixWorld Software Development Forum, Thompson revealed the following:
Major Unix and C vendors and customers, including AT&T, Microsoft, Hewlett-Packard, GTE, NCR, and DEC have refused comment at this time. Borland International, a leading vendor of Pascal and C tools, including the popular Turbo Pascal, Turbo C, and Turbo C++, stated they had suspected this for a number of years and would continue to enhance their Pascal prod-ucts and halt further efforts to develop C. An IBM spokesman broke into uncontrolled laughter and had to postpone a hastily convened news confer-ence concerning the fate of the RS/6000, merely stating "Workplace OS will be available Real Soon Now." In a cryptic statement, Professor Wirth of the ETH Institute and father of the Pascal, Modula 2, and Oberon struc-tured languages, merely stated that P. T. Barnum was correct.In 1969, AT&T had just terminated their work with the GE/AT&T Multics project. Brian and I had just started working with an early release of Pascal from Professor Nichlaus Wirth's ETH labs in Swit-zerland, and we were impressed with its elegant simplicity and power. Dennis had just finished reading Bored of the Rings, a hilari-ous National Lampoon parody of the great Tolkien Lord of the Rings trilogy. As a lark, we decided to do parodies of the Multics environ-ment and Pascal. Dennis and I were responsible for the operating environment. We looked at Multics and designed the new system to be as complex and cryptic as possible to maximize casual users' frus-tration levels, calling it Unix as a parody of Multics, as well as other more risque allusions.
Then Dennis and Brian worked on a truly warped version of Pascal, called "A." When we found others were actually trying to create real programs with A, we quickly added additional cryptic features and evolved into B, BCPL, and finally C. We stopped when we got a clean compile on the following syntax:
To think that modern programmers would try to use a language that allowed such a statement was beyond our comprehension! We actu-ally thought of selling this to the Soviets to set their computer science progress back 20 or more years. Imagine our surprise when AT&T and other U.S. corporations actually began trying to use Unix and C! It has taken them 20 years to develop enough expertise to generate even marginally useful applications using this 1960s technological parody, but we are impressed with the tenacity (if not common sense) of the general Unix and C programmer.
In any event, Brian, Dennis, and I have been working exclusively in Lisp on the Apple Macintosh for the past few years and feel really guilty about the chaos, confusion, and truly bad programming that has resulted from our silly prank so long ago.
hmmm (Score:2, Interesting)
Amusing reactions here (Score:5, Insightful)
Naturally, this book is dated, and the mailing list that fed it more dated still. But the most important thing is this: the book is a collection of self-declared rants. They're supposed to be narrow-minded flames. The result is supposed to be funny. And from my perspective, it is funny.
There are plenty of reasons that UNIX has its warts, most of which stem from its long, strange legacy of benign neglect under AT&T's care. If its original purpose and vision could have been sustained with an adequate development budget through the years, who knows what we'd have today? But it didn't happen that way. Oh well, we have what we have. We get plenty of value by putting up with UNIX headaches -- absolutely. But it's not surprising that somebody would feel pain after leaving a conceptually clean platform like Smalltalk, Cedar, or a LISP Machine.
And again, they're not saying that DOS/Windows was the answer, fer chrissakes. They're not actually saying that anything is the answer; they're just using their right to gripe and be funny about it. It strikes me about the same as most of our normal anti-MS rants (including my own). In other words, it's possible to say "I hate UNIX" and still hate Bill Gates.
Re:Amusing reactions here (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't think it requires a careful reading to realize that a book in which the forward refers to the authors as a "rock throwing rabble" is not meant to be taken at face value.
I have this book (Score:3, Informative)
My main gripe is that they confuse the Internet with Unix. So an entire chapter is devoted to Usenet. That was written before spam, I'm sure the author would be able to write even more vitriol in that category.
I'd love to see it updated, particularly given that so many of the gripes have been addressed and fixed in the world of FS/OSS.
Internet == UNIX (Score:2)
About the author (Score:2)
I am in the Office Code Quality and Reliability Group. We are responsible for helping developers create better code.
And windows is the World's Best Buffer Overrun Creator!
Re:Lemme guess the next Article..... (Score:2)
No, you don't need to see the image. In fact, if I were Kreskin I might go so far as to say you you NEED to NOT see that picture.
Re:You know I would agree buuuut. . . . (Score:2)
My 800 doesn't even flinch.
Re:a little suggestion... (Score:2)
Re:windows rant (Score:2, Funny)