Robots for Air Force Protection 251
Roland Piquepaille writes "During a demonstration held in San Antonio on August 6, twelve robots intended to protect bases and people were shown to Air Force security directors and to 230 other security professionals. In "Robots display force-protection prowess," Air Force Link tells us the story. "Demonstrations included one robot that crawled up walls and across ceilings, another that clambered over rocks with six rotating legs and a third that wriggled like a snake through a pipe." This summary contains more details, including photos of the "Wall Crawler" climbing a wall and of Hexapod, a robot with six rotating legs walking over a pile of rocks."
Military Robots (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Military Robots (Score:5, Funny)
(I can see it now: a six-legged robot jumping up and down and screaming FRAG MODE ACTIVATED!!!)
Re:Military Robots (Score:2)
Re:Military Robots (Score:3, Funny)
A small victory (Score:4, Funny)
JOHNNY FIVE (Score:4, Funny)
Re:JOHNNY FIVE (Score:2)
Ever watched that movie or its sequel recently? The technologies they allegedly used are laughable.
J5's memory and hard drive were absurdly small by today's standards, and there's no possible way that such a system could even begin to display properties of genuine intelligence.
Re:JOHNNY FIVE (Score:4, Funny)
This just in... The film "short circuit" does not show scientific reality.
In other news, scientists believe that killer time-travelling machines probably could not run on 6502 processors running command-line enhancement software typed in from an old copy of "Nibble".
Re:JOHNNY FIVE (Score:2)
IMO, the writers would have been smarter to have left such specifics out of the script entirely. They date the movies (quite badly IMO) and make it all the more difficult to suspend disbelief in order to enjoy the story.
My
Red Planet (Score:2)
I had one of those cieling crawling robots... (Score:4, Funny)
Bah, '80s technology! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bah, '80s technology! (Score:2, Offtopic)
Re:Bah, '80s technology! (Score:2)
But then again, so are humans.
Re:Bah, '80s technology! (Score:2)
Re:Bah, '80s technology! (Score:2)
Agreed! People respond even worse! (Score:2)
Granted, you have to get hit directly; however, wouldn't we want a robot destryoed rather than one of our soldiers?
Re:Agreed! People respond even worse! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Agreed! People respond even worse! (Score:2)
The remaining 20% develop superpowers [action-figures-shop.com] and endeavor to save the Earth or destroy it.
Re: -1 No shit sherlock (Score:2, Funny)
Cool, but ... (Score:5, Informative)
Robot snakes. Why'd it have to be robot snakes?? (Score:2)
~Philly
And as always.. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:And as always.. (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think SCO is in the market for robotics...
Remember: Out of control evil robots ... (Score:5, Funny)
Never mind.
Be careful around robots, friends. (Score:5, Funny)
Watch your backs, folks!
Obligatory reference (Score:4, Funny)
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: You'll have to get through my team of Aibos first!!!
time for robot insurance (Score:3, Funny)
Re:time for robot insurance (Score:2)
Robots? We don't need no stinking robots! (Score:2, Funny)
Spoiler alert: (Score:2)
*insert T2 music here* (Score:5, Funny)
On October 7th, 2003 they elected a Terminator to lead them.
October 8th, 2003. Judgement day.
Re:*insert T2 music here* (Score:3, Funny)
our duty is clear: (Score:5, Funny)
Pity (Score:2, Funny)
These guys could have been contenders.
Re:Pity (Score:2)
It sounds like these Battlebots can cancel you, and not just in Soviet Russia...
Wow, 10 posts and nobody's said it... (Score:5, Funny)
Force-protection... (Score:2)
hell(o) (Score:2, Funny)
Nothing bad could possibly happen (Score:4, Funny)
SOFTWARE! (Score:2)
Re:Nothing bad could possibly happen (Score:4, Funny)
"Their guns are designed to sense the heat from your body and refuse to fire. That way, they'll never accidentally kill a tourist."
"Nothing can possibly go wrong. Nothing can possibly go wrong... go wrong... go wrong.... go wro... go... go... go... go wrong...."
Cool but... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Cool but... (Score:2, Informative)
Besides, these things (at least right now) are designed to protect bases, not go off on their own and do stuff. Autonomus robots are really hard to do, while we can take basic steps with remotes.
These sorts of things remind me of the Shadowrun so
The purpose is intrustion detection... (Score:5, Informative)
Ben! (Score:5, Funny)
Ben Jabituya: I am standing here beside myself.
Re:Ben! (Score:5, Informative)
Oh yeah, and Stevens [imdb.com] was in Hackers and Super Mario Bros. And he dated Michelle Pfeiffer.
Something Left Out (Score:2, Funny)
The story left out "RoboSlinky (TM)", which patrols stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a "slinkety" sound. It debuted this Spring.
if you break one of them open... (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds great until (Score:2)
Uh oh. (Score:4, Insightful)
This is really scary. They're just begging Skynet to take over! Actually, methinks the military boys saw too many Terminator movies...
More seriously, if the military becomes heavily dependant on this kind of thing, in the near future, I can envisage being an unlicensed ter^H^H^H hacker becoming a crime punishible by an indefinite term in Guantanamo Bay.
/obligatory everything is scary post.
Wallace & Gromit (Score:3, Interesting)
Funny to be reading that while I'm watching, "The Wrong Trousers [imdb.com]" right now. (Think of the scene where the evil penguin is forcing Wallace to steal the diamond by walking across the ceiling).
Robot Uses (Score:2, Interesting)
Obligatory Futurama Quote (Score:2)
K1LL ALL HUMANS
K1LL ALL HUMANS
Beep.
Re:Obligatory Futurama Quote (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obligatory Futurama Quote (Score:2, Funny)
Bender: "I came here with a simple dream, a dream of killing all humans."
Cool stuff... (Score:5, Interesting)
People have bought it just the way it is for things like inspecting the fuselage of an aircraft," Wiedeman said.
We are one step closer to having R2D2! I wonder if the robots can crawl around while the plane is in flight? (Probably not, based on the specs given). Anyway, I think this is pretty interesting. Using these on a space shuttle might not be a bad idea, ie- crawling around outside and inspecting things before take off. And later- making external in-flight repairs...
Re:Cool stuff... (Score:2, Informative)
Uh, dude. The wall-crawler (i.e. fuselage inspector) uses a fan to create a low pressure area between it & the surface its crawling. With
Re:Cool stuff... (Score:2)
Obviously, modifications would have to be made for this to work in space or even flight. I'm thinking something in terms of magnetics or suction cups with an oxygyn tank (I'll leave that as an exercise for you to figure out). Shouldn't be
Re:Cool stuff... (Score:2, Funny)
Let's imagine a future space shuttle mission. It is streaking through the atmosphere during reentry, except now there is a dome-shaped metal head poking out a hatch on the top.
Suddenly, the heat shield tiles fail, and glowing bits of molten debris start flying off of the spacecraft. Fortunately the pilot yells "R2! The shields are breac
Silent Running Drones (Score:2)
For the ones that can crawl around on the outside of the ship and fix things, look to the drones [modelprisoners.com] from "Silent Running".
Re:Silent Running Drones (Score:2)
Or maybe you don't miss it
Missed Phantom Menace? (Score:3, Funny)
I fear that the damnable tongue will be the last thing that "meesa" will forget, however.
Videos!! (Score:2, Interesting)
Adaptability (Score:2, Interesting)
Having your base protected by robots can lead to the possible problem of one thunderstorm shutting down base security. Until major improvements in AI are made, I would not trust robots to perform such a vital function.
Radio Control (Score:2, Interesting)
Maybe OT (Score:3, Interesting)
Eh ... what about? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Eh ... what about? (Score:2)
RHex software on sourceforge. (Score:5, Informative)
called RHex. It was basically designed after a
cockroach. You can find a lot more videos of it
on the net. Its performance is truly impressive.
And the best thing: The software for RHex is hosted
on sourceforge!
Links (Score:4, Informative)
( easy to remember, easy to
RHex project home [rhex.net]
RHex software on sourceforge [sourceforge.net]
Re:RHex software on sourceforge. (Score:3, Interesting)
Which makes me think:What about designing a battle robot along the lines of a fire ant? Fireants swarm up a large animal like a human; when the first one makes it to the top it releases a pheromone which causes all the ants on the victim's body to use their painful poisoned bite simultaneously, sending their victim into shock.
What's scarier -- the prospect of a thousand pound robot armed with guns and grenades, or a sixteen thousand tiny ant robots weighing an
Re:RHex software on sourceforge. (Score:2)
What's scarier? 16,000 1000 LB robots armed with guns and grenades, ready to swarm over their victim at a prearranged signal. And if you don't think that's likely? Three words for you:
"Shock and Awe"
Future war scenario (act III, scene 4) (Score:5, Funny)
Soldier: Sarge, we gotta problem...
Sarge: "Problem", soldier? Whatd'ya mean "we gotta problem"?
Soldier: the bots, Sarge. They're all upgrading. Gonna take at least an hour, then we have to test them all again. Last virus was a bitch, they were all singing "My Way" a capella together...
Sarge: yeah, I heard. Those slimy bastards... it was terrible...
Soldier: anyhow, this new patch is gonna block all those music viruses.
Sarge: OK, do what you have to. But what about the enemy?
Soldier: Oh, no problem. We hit them with TZ/21, it's the virus that makes their 'bots quote random Nietsche, with Bob Hope delivery...
Sarge: poor bastards... poor bastards...
Soldier: yeah, war sucks. So, game of Doom/6?
Sarge: yeah, why not... (don VR helmets, zapping noises)
Yeah, but. . . (Score:2)
Can they pass the ASVAB on their first try? If so, they may be overqualified. . . :p
All levity aside, Air Force cops are chronically overworked and underappreciated. Anything that helps them do their jobs and makes their jobs a bit easier is well worth the money.
webcrawler? (Score:2, Insightful)
assuming wallclimbing doesn't require being bit by a radioactive spider, it would be kinda kool to make a couple of those and let them climb around at random at home. if nothing else than to entertain the cat.
besides, couldn't you build a human wall-climber using the same principle?
does this tech scale (sorry) well?
f64 : climbing walls, lacking coffee
Larger images (Score:5, Informative)
The Hexapod Robot (Score:5, Informative)
If you can't figure it out from the picture, the idea is that rather than the traditional (biologically inspired) multi-jointed, multi-DOF leg design, a curved and somewhat flexible leg is just mounted directly to the motor shaft, which spins it like a wheel. The result is a robot that can navigate rough terrain with the same competence as its biologically inspired counterpart, but using much simpler control software and, more significantly, requiring much less mechanical complexity, which makes for a much more robust design. Very cool stuff.
Obligatory Otaku question: (Score:2)
Wall/Ceiling Crawler? (Score:2, Interesting)
Just remember... (Score:5, Funny)
Drop Your Weapon! (Score:2)
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17...
So how long... (Score:2)
Don't you mean Bill Gates? (Score:2)
Isn't this stretching the meaning of "robot"? (Score:5, Insightful)
These "robots" all seem to be remote-controlled, making them expensive RC toys you'll find in 5 years at Radio Scrap.
are they robots? (Score:2)
The word 'robot' implies some degree of autonomy. At the end of the article, it says one of the machines is nearly autonomous and can be programmed to patrol a perimeter. Ok, that one's a robot. The rest seem to be remote-control security cameras...
Please put down your weapon! (Score:2)
</obligatory robocop quote>
Judgement Day is inevitable (Score:2)
No really, either we get taken out by these, or by nanobots, or by genetically-engineered diseases. Pick yer poison.
But hey, it's only the continuation of an old tradition, that we should help to select our successors. The monkeys could do that to a limited degree, only by choosing with whom to have sex; but we get to build them with our own hands.
Daleks (Score:2)
how about something really scary (Score:2, Interesting)
KAWADA INSUTRIES [kawada.co.jp]
Yes, a wall walker may have more praticle uses, but imagine the fear factor of an
Itchy and Scratchy Land (Score:2)
You saw that same episode of The Simpsons with the itchy and scratchy amusement park too!
Who needs an air force? (Score:2)
Number 5 is alive! (Score:4, Funny)
Military guy: Will he kill me if I stop?
Ben: Who is to say?
Military guy: Will he kill me if I don't stop?
Ben: Again I am shrugging.
Number 5: Many fragments. Some large, some small.
All your bot (Score:2)
Sounds like something from.... oh, never mind.
All your bot are belong to us.
Hexapod robot: same as earlier Slashdot Story (Score:2, Informative)
There was an earlier story [slashdot.org] on Slashdot about RHex [rhex.net], as part of the Aqua project [cs.dal.ca]. Videos are available on the ARL [mcgill.ca] website at McGill.
But how effective are they? (Score:2)
The things that bother me (Score:3, Funny)
These Are Not Robots! (Score:3, Insightful)
When did our definition of "robot [everything2.com]" become "Nifty mobile vehicle with some kind of new technology" ? A robot, sort of by definition, is an autonomous machine, capable of acting and reacting on its own without human intervention. Battlebots? They're just souped-up RC cars. ASIMO? His every step is preprogrammed; if you moved the stairs a foot forward he'd trip, because ASIMO is not a robot.
These pictures clearly show humans remotely controlling them. What makes them different than remote controlled cars that you can buy at Toys-R-Us, the fact that they can crawl up walls or have six funky legs? Please, stop referring to these fancy toys as "robots" and diminishing the accomplishments of those who make real autonomous robots.
And yes, I have worked on real robots. Last year I was on the robotics team from the University of Rochester. Our robot Mabel the Mobile Table, an autonomous robotic hors d'ourvres-serving waiter, won the AAAI Robot Host competition. Robotics means artificial intelligence, at least rudimentary AI, not just some new means of locomotion.
Re:You have twenty seconds to comply... (Score:2)
Re:Unintended Consequences (Score:3, Insightful)
Very eager to sacrifice other people's lives aren't you? Join the Marines first, then tell us all about how important it is to put lives at risk when we go to war.