
More on E-textiles: Electronic Smart Fabric 150
Little Hamster writes "The IEEE spectrum has an article on e-textile, where conductive fibers woven into fabric using standard textile techniques carry power to sensors, actuators and microcontrollers embedded in the cloth. The result is snowmobilers jacket that can detect crashes and txt an SMS message for help, carpet that can detect motion, or a T-shirt that shows videos. Oh, and the smart fabric is washable too."
It's a start (Score:5, Interesting)
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"txt" for help?? (Score:2)
Why the obsession with Invisibility? (Score:1)
Is it really necessary to accomplish what you're attempting? Besides wouldn't it be dangerous if other's couldn't see you and potentially put you in harm's way? Who would be at fault then, and how would the legal system handle those battles?
How about using this technology to better society and do something practical, rather than the immature comments about porn and sex, usually found within every Slashdot article.
Come on gu
Duh... (Score:1)
How about using this technology to better society and do something practical, rather than the immature comments about porn and sex, usually found within every Slashdot article.
Ooops. ;)
-T
Re:Why the obsession with Invisibility? (Score:2)
Re:It's a start (Score:4, Funny)
that way when I have a party and someone pukes on it, and its still stained after I clean it up, the carpet can change to match the color of the carpet, and thereby mask the stain...
Just don't go drinking southern comfort, I don't think that a nuclear orange carpet would look good, but by that thought I can't think of any shade of puke that would look good.
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Re:It's a start (Score:2, Informative)
I envision a slew of early adopters creeping furtively into women's changing rooms, dressed head to toe in highly non-invisible, brightly patterned gimp suits.
Re:It's a start (Score:2)
Now these actually sounds useful, but having this does not-
snowmobilers jacket that can detect crashes
YOU HAVE JUST CRASHED! have a nice day.
Thanks Mr. Coat... :P
Re:I think the idea... (Score:2)
Mr.Coat: Hey! Anybody out there? Heeeelllloooo! Hey, buddy just think, if you haddn't been so cheap I would have a cell card in me and I would actually be able to give you a hand..."
Snowmobile driver: doh!
Let's see here... (Score:2, Funny)
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Oh great... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh great... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh great... (Score:2)
Wow, talk about a dirty hack.
At least your underwear would finally log some down time.
;]
how long... (Score:3, Funny)
I can see a lot of potential here if the technology gets far enough...instead of a wrist-mounted little GPS device that shows "you are here" info, you might have the length of an entire shirt-sleeve for a display. Maybe Big Brother can implement some sort of forced personal information display so that wi-fi sensors in the shirt respond to remote commands issued by police to display your name, address, etc. across the front
Re:how long... (Score:5, Funny)
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Then abercrombie will start selling clothes that always show the bluescreen.
Also, when will my pants run linux?
Re:Oh great... (Score:2)
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Dammit honey (Score:3, Funny)
~S
Well...? (Score:1)
Hmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm...come to think of it, that'd be a worthwhile application...I'd buy one.
no cheating (Score:5, Funny)
Re:no cheating (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, that's gonna be a big seller.
KFG
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Re:"I am a consumer whore" (Score:1)
You could also make .... (Score:5, Funny)
Wondering what that guy is doing with your daughter? This sensors on her clothes will monitor everything from body temperature, to heart rate, to surface contact! Using this you can determine if articles have been removed and remotely activate an electric shock - or using the builting GPS, track down the guy and beat him to a pulp the old fasion way!
Furthermore, the dancing images of Hello Kitty displayed on the clothing will ensure that any girl will be dying to have them! Yours for only $199.99!
Hmmm... (Score:1)
Re:Hmmm... (Score:1)
mmm... demagnetizing *slobber
Landwarrior (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Landwarrior (Score:1)
plain ole cammo for me, thanks!
Re:Landwarrior (Score:2)
Gives new meaning to "Blue screen of death" does it not?
No Sweet-thing (Score:5, Funny)
Great, just what the world needs, a Tommy Hilfiger jacket that can implement the [marquee] tag.
KFG
Re:What's KFG anyway? (Score:1)
KFG
a likely scenario (Score:3, Interesting)
the handheld computer quickly negotiates with the clothes on the walker's back, when bingo! the break in happens.
from that point on, the subject walks around with Kick Me! labelled on their back.
another victim, and a smile breaks out on the person holding the handheld computer.
Re:a likely scenario (Score:3, Funny)
Until they decide to just pulverise the first nerd they see
Yes, but can it... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes, but can it... (Score:1)
I would sure hate.... (Score:1)
for the underwear to short out.
How well will "e-textile" hold up to moisture??
How about... (Score:1)
Otherwise your friends won't believe you when you say how big that cliff was
Obvious joke... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm. (Score:1)
Or better yet... (Score:3, Funny)
Great (Score:1)
Re:Great (Score:1)
Darling.. (Score:2)
Its ok, I've modded it..
OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
So now when I get my coffee from that darling teeny-bopper downstairs I'll be forced to see Brittany Spears and Justin Timberlake VIDEOS on her shirts. Oh the pain.
Well, at least that gives me an excuse to stare.
Interesting... (Score:1)
That's all well and good, but... (Score:2)
Not like RFIDs or anything (Score:3, Funny)
Um. (Score:2, Funny)
I'm not sure I'd need sensors on my shirt to be able to tell if it had been penetrated by a bullet-- unless I was far enough away from my shirt, and then I'd wonder why it was getting shot at.
Re:Um. (Score:1)
You mean, if you're in the shirt, you know why it's being shot at? What did you do?! ;)
-T
Burton Amp Jacket (Score:1)
Old news. (Score:1)
What about... (Score:5, Funny)
What about some moral fiber that can detect corrupt CEO's?
(rimshot)
Impractical (Score:5, Interesting)
Electronic wearables are an exciting field with tremendous possibilities (such as clothing that stays a constant temperature) but don't expect people to be too excited about anything more than passive systems.
Look at transmetropolitan for the alternate view. (Score:4, Interesting)
Goddamn it. (Score:2)
Re:Impractical (Score:3, Funny)
... CyberJack ... Star Wars ... Star Trek ...
Only on /. would you see a statement like the first, backed up by citing examples from Science Fiction. ;)
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Re:Impractical (Score:1)
If so, why can't I point at Bladerunner, Neuromancer and a dozen other "cyberpunk" authors as counter example ?
Perhaps they were popular because they were Soap Opera in Space ?
Re:Impractical (Score:2)
Nope. I'm suggesting that the popularity of those shows speaks volumes for those who enjoy them. As another poster pointed out, the "cyber-elite" would most likely be in minority in the same way that the fans of various "cyberpunk" authors are in minority.
> Perhaps they were popular because they were Soap Opera in Space ?
Last I checked, Star Trek and Star Trek TNG hardly qualified as "Soap Opera" (DS9 is arguable, but it
Re:Impractical (Score:2)
> at the box office world wide, while Terminator 2 took
> $514,800,000 (worldwide), and the Matrix Reloaded took
> in at least that world wide.
I assume you mean Terminator 3 as Nemesis and T2 were not contemporary.
> By your logic, people are looking forward to being dominated by machines.
Correction. By my logic, people believe that humans will defeat machines if at some point in the future we loose control of them. This is the standard b
Re:Impractical (Score:2)
I don't think you do. My argument is not what technologies people will develop, but instead what technologies the public will be comfortable with. One can't develop a transporter if it violates the laws of nature. However, one can say that they would be comfortable with such a device if it were created.
After all - where's my robot maid and my flying car
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> thing was two-fold.
> to cater to the mainstream, sci-fi or not.
And there-in you make my point. It is because the general populace finds this sort of SciFi interesting that we can infer their desire to have a future that conforms to the show.
BTW, while I'm saying that techno-gaget cloths and bodily implants are rejected in Star Trek like universes, we still assume that their clothing is of far more advanced material
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Despite your rather abrasive language, my hat goes off to you, sir.
They watched Back to the Future II (Score:3, Funny)
"Your jacket is now dry."
Re:They watched Back to the Future II (Score:2)
How long until I can get me one of those jackets? 2015 is only 12 years away, folks!....
Political lie detector ties? (Score:2)
we could force all elected and appointed government officials to wear "lie detectorware". the fabric turns beet red whenever they spout bullshit.
Re:Political lie detector ties? (Score:1)
I was alarmed, at first... (Score:2)
Eventually, buildings could also be augmented with camera arrays inconspicuously embedded into wallpaper fabric to scan for intruders. In CMU's prototype, every sensing node uses small cameras and Atmel 8051 processors, running at 70 MHz and consuming up to 500 mW each, to analyze images for possible security breaches and then stream the video to a central display. Redundant devices keep the system running in case of local battery depletion or other types of failures.
But then qu
Re:I was alarmed, at first... (Score:1)
The thinking here is that if a security officer stares at a bank of monitors for an entire shift, day after day, and nothing is happening, it just becomes a blur. However, with event based video, the video pops up only when events (such as door forced open, or door held open) occur. Much more of an attention getter.
I would think the facilities folks would be more interested in thi
No thanks (Score:2, Funny)
I am sure someone can find a way to hack it and put malicious content on your t-shirt. Let say you are walking down the street and suddenly someone put some porn on your shirt, that can be very embarrassing
like my raincoat (Score:1)
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I will pay money (Score:2)
LK
I JUST LOGGED ONTO MY UNDERPANTS!! (Score:1)
Re:I JUST LOGGED ONTO MY UNDERPANTS!! (Score:2)
Get it, see.... oh, nevermind.
Amish Strip Clubs!!! (Score:2)
Not only that but magine the other possibilities:
furry bush for the first dance, landing strip for the second dance, slip & slide clean for the third dance, and back to furry bush for the fourth dance.
If the guy requesting a lap dance likes big round nipples, no problem. When the next guy wants small nipples, he's happy too.
Exc
Hate to be a naysayer, but ... (Score:2)
And if that happened, which one would ring when I got a call and was in the shower?? The towel or the toilet cover??
Idea for use (Score:1)
GPS tracking of Daryl McBride =
The perfect "I'm with stupid" teeshirt.
Black Berets from China (Score:2, Interesting)
Glad bags + Symantec? (Score:3, Funny)
I'll have to get one... (Score:1)
Are you insinuating something? (Score:2)
Are you saying that us slashdotters would pursue technological godliness even if it meant we had to be stinky and sweaty all the time?
Hmm. Applications? (Score:2)
Flying Cars (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, I agree, I would love to put on my e-textile t-shirt, hop into my flying car, and fly it to my vacation villa on the Moon. But, as far as I can tell, these technologies are a long, long way off from actual implementation. Our current limits right now are power storage (all that Bluetooth needs to be fed), durability and size (small chips are fine, but we are talking hundreds of pretty powerful computers), architecture (implementing that automatic handoff on failure is hard), cost (buy an e-shirt now ! Only $9999.99 !"), and dozens of other things. Until we can overcome these problems, I am not holding my breath.
Re:just what I need... (Score:1)
It's worse than that: (Score:1, Flamebait)
Actuators. The spammers could program your clothes to walk you to their offices...forcibly.
Oh, and Ashcroft wants regular updates on this technology.
Parent is Article Pasting Troll (Score:4, Informative)
Besides, the site isn't even remotely slow. Sheesh.
Re:slashdotted (posted AC to avoid kwhore) (Score:1)
Ravid gorillas?
You should check your grammar when discussing the manners of editors.
Re:TOO EASY. (Score:1)
Re:TOO EASY. (Score:1)