Martial Arts Robots 301
curmudgeous writes "Japanese tech firms are making waves with robots trained to perform martial arts moves." On one hand, this is largely just a novelty, but on the other, robots capable of doing these moves are many steps closer to being able to move around in real world environments. But mostly, sumo stomping robots look cool.
I for one... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I for one... (Score:2)
Re:I for one... (Score:3, Funny)
You're now a target for the new Japanese ninja robots. Have a nice day.
Re:I for one... (Score:2)
Re:I for one... (Score:2)
Combine it with this earlier story:
Monkeys Control Robotic Arm With Brain Implants [washingtonpost.com]
I, for one, welcome our new monkey-mind-controlled kung-fu robotic overlords!
paulb
Re:I for one... (Score:2)
Re:I for one... (Score:2)
Re:I for one... (Score:3, Interesting)
Nobody, not even the Japanese (even at their most paranoid moments worrying about gaijin invaders 'taking over') needs a robot that does martial arts moves. Not even as a demostration of programming and manufacturing skills. This is stupid.
The Japanese have a little game called 'let's do some silly little thing and watch how pissed off the stupid gaijin get over nothing at all'. They'll something seemingly innocent like making Little Black Sambo dolls for children and then pretend t
Re:I for one... (Score:3, Insightful)
Thousands of people are maimed each year from these millions of little bombs scattered throughout the countryside.
By producing millions of these robots to disarm land mines and then sending them freely to be used in the third world, the Japanese would take the moral high ground from everybody for the next centur
I don't know what's worse... (Score:2)
So who wants to take bets on who turns us into pets first: The kung-Fu Robots or the Dolphins with Thumbs [theonion.com].
Interesting (Score:2)
Flexibility? (Score:5, Insightful)
Not so fast... Remember that these robots are still operating in highly controlled environments, performing a small number of carefully scripted and highly constrained maneuvers. Granted, these are no small feat, but they are still a long way from navigating complex and unpredictable environments -- something humans and other "biologicals" do all the time without even thinking.
Again, these robots have made huge strides (pun intended), but they have a long way to go before they can go out and take a stroll through a field or walk down a busy city sidewalk in traffic.
Re:Flexibility? (Score:2)
Re:Flexibility? (Score:2)
Commissioner Pravin Lal, UN Declaration of Rights.
awesome.
Busy sidewalk? No problem. (Score:2)
(oh yes, and bring-on the "friggin laser" comments since I mentioned its "head")
Degrees of Freedom? (Score:2)
Yes and no.
The easy part to agree about is the fact that creating an "AI" to deal with the complexities of the real world will be several orders of magnitude more complex than simply walking across a flat floor. That's a given.
However, even with a simple knowledge of human anatomy, there is still a huge amount of complexity built into our structure in order to deal w
Re:Interesting (Score:2)
Interesting, but not surpricing. Humans have been building machines for several thousand years and gotten very good at it. We have dabbled in AI for less than a century, and hasn't really gotten anywhere yet. The AI has so far always been the stumbling block as far as robots and autonoms go.
The principle behind how things move are well known - the wheel and the lever is inventions which origins are lost in the mist of time. Lifelike movements are nothing new either - in 1769 Baron Wolfgang von Kempelen pr
Right and wrong (Score:2)
Step back a moment. Most of these builders view the mechanical hulk of the robot as just a platform that runs a program. The problem is that most AI control code is developed to approximate based on whatever model is held in the AI about the physical state of the robot. How many AI coders know about kinematics? How about the various sensor's precision
the big W (Score:3, Funny)
The answer is, "Because they can."
Really!...be worried about this! (Score:3)
The real issue with controls is that Humans [whom we'r
No more robot bullying!! (Score:2)
Real world? (Score:2)
Combine these with (Score:2)
Re:Combine these with (Score:2)
You know, I submitted the Monkey Robot Arm story earlier today, but it got rejected. I guess I was just missing the Stomping Sumo Robot angle :-)
Me too (Score:2)
Wireless Borg Monkeys (Score:2, Funny)
Absolutely! (Score:5, Funny)
I absolutely agree. I've said for ages that a robot just can't usefully navigate a house without being able to do a good roundhouse-kick, preferably to a height of 5.5 feet. Even then, without a good iron-palm strike, it's not going to have problems.
steve
Re:Absolutely! (Score:2)
Re:Absolutely! (Score:2)
"It still can't manipulate a doorknob, but we've solved that problem. Watch."
*SMACK* *BANG* *clatter-clatter*
In a perfect world (Score:2)
Careful with the Ninja Robots (Score:3, Funny)
I've seen this in a lot of bad movies. Instead of making nice robots that get your coffee, or make your bed, someone makes a killer robot. But they never intended for it to kill. They just wanted to prove the critics wrong... plus the little fella is cute.
Then they multiply and the world is laid waste. Who hasn't seen that scenario played out?
Seriously, who makes robots that know karate? Oh well, most lessons are learned after its too late.
Old news... (Score:2)
Sincerely,
Johnny Sokko [dalekempire.com]
Oh damn. I thought it said. . . (Score:2)
"Honey, could you come here? I need a lube job."
Ok, even robots get cranky and whine I guess, but they whine about the right things.
KFG
Ice Pirates (Score:2)
Remember it? (Score:2)
Hmmm.. (Score:2)
Well (Score:2)
Have we really learned nothing? (Score:2)
Oh, great. Now the Aibo has my nunchucks and the Roomba is attacking me Deadly Venoms Poison Toad Style!
Pictures are fine, but... (Score:2)
Re:Pictures are fine, but... (Score:3, Informative)
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=82123&cid=720
Many steps closer... (Score:2)
ROBOT (Score:4, Funny)
Elsewhere a conversation with the robot AI has been posted.
Interviewer: Robot, how would you approach the task of displacing a large obstacle?
Robot: ROBOT KICK.
Interviewer: I see, and how about helping an old lady across the road?
Robot: ROBOT KICK.
Interviewer: Tending to a sick puppy?
Interviewer: ROBOT KICK. THEN ROBOT KILL SOME BABIES.
Interviewer: Riiiiiiight.
Robot: I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY. MONKEY BANANA FIRE.
This is why you don't mix AI and kicking. Duh.
Pictures of the other robot. (Score:2)
Quentin Tarantino's next movie... (Score:2)
get it?
CB
Interesting Linux wording (Score:3, Interesting)
"therefore runs" is an interesting choice of words by the writer. Does it imply that Linux now has a reputation as a scientifically-orientated OS?
Re:Interesting Linux wording (Score:2)
well, it's safe to say it's not going to get a reputation as a gramatically-oriented OS...
Re:Interesting Linux wording (Score:2)
While Linux certainly does, in some respects, hold more of the share of scientific computing than some other OSes, I think what it really implies is that Linux has become a neat buzzword that clueless journalists use to sound smart.
If you're a Linux fan, don't complain though, PHBs looooove vacuous buzzwords that they find in articles and trade journals. It's how technology moves in the business world.
Re:Interesting Linux wording (Score:2)
No, what it implies is that in the interest of enabling research to continue and be open - an OS without legal licensing issues, or closed proprietary code was chosen. This allows for researches to expand upon, modify and use code that may have been developed on another project...
What about a CVS repository for code and apps that run on linus for the purpose of driving humanoid like robots.
how bout compiling in "Bipedal amb
Re:Interesting Linux wording (Score:2)
Re:Interesting Linux wording (Score:2)
The Next Step (Score:2)
The REAL Ultimate POWER! (Score:5, Funny)
Facts:
1. Ninja robots are mammals (robot mammals, duh).
2. Ninja robots fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja robot is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Ninja robot Sword
Ninja robot Stars
Ninja robot Outfit and Chrome Polish
Testimonial:
Ninja robots can kill anyone they want! Ninja robots cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These robots are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja robot who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja robot killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja robot totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that ninja robots have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninja robots are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninja robots are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninja robots with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninja robots?
A: Ninja robots are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninja robots are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninja robots are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other robot mammals, ninja robots can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do ninja robots do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
fsck you! (Score:3, Funny)
Here's your chance to get back at all the bullies who harassed and mocked you!
With a bodyguard that runs linux!
Bodyguards (Score:3, Funny)
Re:fsck you! (Score:2)
Of course you can still get your ass kicked since you just had to install that CVS nightly of Karate 1.3a.
-prator
How agile are they (Score:2)
But how quickly does it do this? I didn't see any video and AFAIK these little robots move slow as if they were doing tai-chi. It's still very cool but any sort of real-world app (say playing ping-pong, making its way through city traffic, making me a cup of coffee) would require more responsive reflexes.
Maybe it's just an issue of processing power or mechanical ab
Interesting... (Score:2, Interesting)
They were talking about the differing perspectives between japanese robots and US ones - where the japanese are going after the humanoid approach and the US robots tend to be designed around a specific task.
There was a quote from Joe Engelberger "The Father of Industrial Robotics": "Robots dont need a mind of their own" and he states that Ro
Re:Interesting... (Score:2)
No more Robot Soccer (Score:2)
And for those that remember the distant past imagine a robot saying "I know kungfu" via a Votrax chip. Be nice to have a WAV of that.
Mushing intruders (Score:2)
What to do if you happen upon one of these (Score:3, Funny)
Same goes if someone ask you for your clothes, boots, and motorcycle.
Think of the games! (Score:2)
C'mon, you KNOW that's what they'll do first.
wow (Score:3, Funny)
yeah, but can they... (Score:2)
It does bring that whole RoboCop thing into perspective, though, doesn't it?
Imagine.. (Score:2)
Now we all must... (Score:2)
What ? (Score:2)
I'm not kidding! (Score:2)
Okay, okay mod me as off-topic if you want to but I think the message is kind of nerd/geek relevant regardless of relevance to the story.
I don't care about a sumo robot. I want one that will massage my feet, back and other places, make me dinner, do my laundry and all that stuff. THAT's what a robot is for... women are too hard to deal with.
Re:I'm not kidding! (Score:2)
Dupe! (Score:2)
Super (Score:2)
Robots v. Pirates v. Ninjas v. Zombies (Score:2)
In most of the world there's no such thing as a doggie bag. -- Prof. Kelly Brownell
stickman comes to life (Score:2)
yes, I am totally trolled out...
100 comments, (Score:2)
Interesting... (Score:2)
Training method? (Score:5, Funny)
Mr. Miyagi: Weld the car.
Robot: Weld the car.
Mr. Miyagi: Power sand the deck furniture.
Robot: Power sand the deck furniture.
Mr. Miyagi: For the crane kick, you must become a crane.
Robot: I already AM a crane.
Mr. Miyagi: Then you are ready.
But can they defeat... (Score:2)
The next big step... (Score:2)
What I really want to know is, how long until I can climb into one of these things to keep Minmei's singing ass out of trouble?
Although, with the state of communications, would it not be safer to keep the people controlling these things bunkered down in rooms somewhere? Therefore, the loss of the mecha does not mean the loss of the pilot.
Wow.. (Score:2)
Monty Python and the 30cm Martial Arts Robots (Score:2)
TIM: Too late!
[chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the robot?
TIM: It is the robot!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary robot. That's the most foul,
cruel, and bad-tempered robot you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that robot's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's
a killer!
???: Get stuffed!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he
Obvious purpose for these (Score:2)
Next;: Robot Dragonball Z (Score:2)
[newscientist.com]
Do the have all of the curves of Uma Thurman?! (Score:2)
Frank Herbert (Score:2)
But his weren't allowed AI.
Off topic (Score:2)
Uh, oh! (Score:3, Interesting)
One of the key virtues to the internet is that no one knows you're an idiot until you open your mouth, so why the urge to walk up to an enemy with a rifle and say, 'hey, I think you dropped these bullets?'
Second, holy spit! Robots posessing that degree of physical dexterity are really frightening.
Before that article, it was easy to imagine that the writer from How Stuff Works.com was writing a distant, pie-in-the-sky scenario when he talked about anthropomorphic robots capable of replacing people in jobs. Seeing a robot, smaller than a midget human, and so dextrous that it can approximate sumo or Tai-Ji moves makes you think of applications for the near-term.
Can a team of them spot-weld hard-to-reach places in automobile assembly with the power problem of individual units solved by a 'chaining' or 'tag-team' system that replaces each one that runs down with others given the same instructions that are charging in nearby racks?
Could industrial versions be used for remote visual inspection tasks in ships, planes and architectural crawl-spaces and will future designs incorporate spaces that can only accomodate them saving space in each?
Is the technology behind this degree of articulation adaptable to use in pre-existing technologies like hard-shell diving suits?
Currently, approximately three million Americans are employed in agriculture with an efficiency so great that government subsidies are needed to make comodity production a viable industry. What happens to world markets when all the labor of farming in the United States is done by a million robots, working day and night, serviced by ten-thousand technicians?
With first-world price protections in commodities strangling third-world agriculture today, full mechanization would make the situation much worse in the future.
The possibilities boggle the mind and as more and more technological glitches are solved and as some designs turn away from anthropomorphic models, it is pretty easy to imagine many technologies which simply cut the human out of the manufacturing equation altogether.
Capitalism worships efficiency and with a sufficient capital outlay it its disposal, it is easy to see a massive influx of robots changing the picture of how the world works, either by completely destroying much of labor's value, or by freeing up huge numbers of people to dream and build and organize and create higher things.
Considering the lust for power and dominance that seems built in to the organism, it is very hard to imagine machines decreasing the bargaining power of labor leading to increased freedom.
In other words, 'uh oh.'
No! Violation of law #1!!! (Score:2)
Fact:
On this day.... (Score:2)
ice pirates ! (Score:2)
Re:Uh (Score:4, Funny)
I think Ninjas need to unionize to keep robots out of the stealth assassin business.
Re:Uh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uh (Score:2)
Except in 1986 Starscream didn't step on you or fry you with lasers while you watched corny Saturday morning cartoons and ate packaged sugar in milk for breakfast.
The future is so cool!
Re:Uh (Score:2)
What that has to do with robots, nothing, but I repeat ninjas = wicked scary, robots = evil, therefore robots+ninjas= wicked scary and evil.
Re:Uh (Score:3, Funny)
Shhhhh, are you trying to get us all killed, man? If Ninjas unionized, do you realize what would happen? The union would make demands and we would have no choice to give in to those demands or die in our sleep. They wouldn't just strike, they'd palm-heel strike. That would break your neck, or at least crack your rib cage, sending splinters of bone into your heart. Don't give them ideas.
And if Ninja Robots come, just
Re:Uh (Score:2)
Would these be the Avon Lady robots? Just wondering...
Re:Videos!!! (Score:2)
http://www.automation.fujitsu.com/en/products/pro
Re:robot army? (Score:2)
Re:robot army? (Score:2)
Squeel!
Re:how soon until (Score:3, Informative)
Re:This is the PERFECT /. story (Score:2)
In addition to SCO, I'm waiting for the first robot to thrash a jock! Preferably with Divx Video an Ogg soundtrack!