Microsoft Raises Security Game, Notes Shortcomings Elsewhere 490
LMCBoy writes "Steve Ballmer recently told an industry conference that Microsoft software is more secure than Linux. PJ at Groklaw has a nice, thorough analysis of this dubious claim. She points out that not only are there vastly more Microsoft exploits reported, but that the exploits tend to be much more severe, involving remote administrator access." In related news, mhesseltine writes "According to an article from the Washington Post, in an unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products, instead of those of their competitors. Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'"
Really? (Score:4, Insightful)
"Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'""
Re:Really? (Score:5, Funny)
Bill: "WHY oh WHY did I ask for an animated paperclip????"
Clippy: "It looks like you're suffering from a nervous breakdown. Press F2 for synonyms of 'nervous breakdown'."
Clunkiest 'bug' I've ever seen in office.
Re:Really? (Score:5, Insightful)
This is nothing new. Remember when Windows 2000 came out, and magazines were filled with all those Microsoft ads making fun of the Windows 98 BSOD?
They trashed Win98 to sell Win2K. Why wouldn't they trash Office2K/XP to sell Office03?
Re:Really? (Score:4, Funny)
Steve and Bill are high on life per say. If you can call high on life smoking dubious amounts of crack-cocaine.
In the twisted ramblings of these two mad men there is a rhyme to their reason. It is just unfortunate that to discern their meanings you must be "in the zone."
Thus, Bill and Steve reached an agreeement they would be bundling crack with windows 2003 family edition.
Bill and Steve could not be reached for comment, but a spokesperson for Microsoft said they were all really buzzing with these new enhancements to the windows product line.
Re:More Slashdot bias (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm not even going to get into the logical fallacies going on with your comparison (via
Re:More Slashdot bias (Score:5, Interesting)
Um, it was the Washington Post reporting on the "sentence" (although it was probably more on the orders of a paragraph or two), not Slashdot. We're not dissecting the sentence here. It's pretty clear that MS is going to have to make the sale based on overhyping the features of the new version and badmouthing the old. This sort of thing happens in companies all the time -- Clorox bleach had a big promo for powdered Bleach by badmouthing liquid bleach, their #1 product.
Just like a site focusing on Green Party politics would be crazy not talking about news concerning the Bush administration, it's important to talk about Microsoft here because for the forseeable future it will be that 800-lb gorilla that affects everything else in the tech industry.
If you really want to complain about excessive coverage, it seems like Apple has gotten more than its fair share of articles in the past week, too. Gee, maybe that's because there are a lot of newsworthy events going on with that company.
Things are happening with both Microsoft and Apple this week; big news items ( horrible security exploits patched followed by big talk from Balmer, iTunes for Windows, a Mac-based cluster possibly making #4 or #5 of the top 500 supercomputers). Maybe some things are happening on the Linux front; maybe not. But Linux is based around a community of nerds, not on a corporation with a snazzy PR department.
In a sense, this is exactly what makes Linux an ideal server platform: it's not "features" focused, and it's more into substance than style. It's also why it's less likely to break into the home desktop market any time soon (although it stands a chance in large-volume corporation and school environments).
Re:More Slashdot bias (Score:3, Insightful)
In a sense, this is exactly what makes Linux an ideal server platform: it's not "features" focused, and it's more into substance than style.
No, that's BSD. I mean come on... Linux is as much about hype as anything else.
-a
Re:More Slashdot bias (Score:4, Interesting)
Anyways, I'm ready to keep bashing Microsoft until they get their bloody act toghether and no amount of whimpering will change my mind.
Open source is about calling things the way they are: saying as loud as possible when something important sucks and need to be re-written. In Linux, thats what happens: when it sucks badly, it gets re-written. This is a concept most corporations often have a hard time digesting because it's too expensive for them.
Re:More Slashdot bias (Score:5, Insightful)
No, you're right. We should leave poor MS alone. They're obviously confused. After all, this is the same company who during the antitrust trial, said they couldn't share their source code with anyone due to national security concerns if the code got into the wrong hands.
Then later (2002) they told a federal court [eweek.com] that sharing information with competitors could damage national security. And even said the code was so flawed it could not be safely disclosed.
Then in early 2003, they agreed to share the source code with China. [computerworld.com]
So it seems clear to me that they are confused and just need our sympathy. After all I'm sure they wouldn't intentionally risk our national security nor lie about the risks of sharing their source on the stand in federal court.
Re:More Slashdot bias (Score:3, Interesting)
Name Number of Updates
IE 5.0X 295
IE 5.5X 268
IE 6.X 567
Windows 2000 1476
Windows 2003 250
SUS server software is a free download from MS for non-domain controller Windows 2000/2003 server OS. If you don't believe my figures, download it and see for yourself.
Re:Really? (Score:2)
Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... (Score:3, Insightful)
On a more serious note, securit depends more on the person administering it than the software itself up to a point. Sure you _can_ leave yourself wide open on Linux as well as on Windows, it's just that on Windows it's much easier (eg using OE or IE or not turning off messaging services or RPC) compared to Linux (installing something compromised or bad physical security).
Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... (Score:4, Insightful)
Of course, OpenSSH remote exploits appear once or twice a year, but that would be about it
Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... (Score:2)
Now I suspect that this may be possible under some versions of MSWind. The fact that I've never seen it done doesn't mean much. But they sure don't make it easy.
Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... (Score:5, Interesting)
Scared? ssh root@selinux.dev.gentoo.org with password gentoo then.
Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... (Score:2)
Mistakes will be made (Score:4, Funny)
I guess when you are so proficient at talking smack you are likely to hit one of your own at some point.
It seems that Ballmer has been ... (Score:2)
Doesn't he realize that taking all that smack will just ruin his dancing career?
Early versions... (Score:2, Interesting)
Well... (Score:3, Interesting)
Clunky... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Clunky... (Score:2)
Re:Clunky... (Score:3, Funny)
Think about it this way.
If you used Windows Update and went to windowsupdate.microsoft.com every week to find NO UPDATES! how pissed would you be?
Now, I go to windowsupdate and find an update for IE, a DirectX update, new sound card driver, oh Windows Media Player9....
I feel like I am getting my Win XP license worth!
Same thing applies to cars.
I want a car that is inexpensive, reliable, that
runs well and gets good mileage.
So I chose to buy a 93 Ford Fies
Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) (Score:3, Informative)
You know I couldn't resist covering this story. Microsoft's Steve Ballmer picked up his glove and slapped Linux across the face in a speech given at an industry conference thrown by...who else, Gartner?
In his speech, he said some peculiar things about security:
"Ballmer
"'The vulnerabilities are there. The fact that someone in China in the middle of the night patched it--there is nothing that says integrity will come out of that process. We have a process that will lead to sustainable level of quality. Not saying we are the cat's meow here--I'm saying it is absolutely not good reasoning to think you will get better quality out of Linux.'"
Ballmer's being a naughty boy again. China indeed. "In the middle of the night." Trying to frighten the children with overtones. And playing with numbers. What year is it again? Red Hat 6? Pardon me for pointing it out, but they are up to 9 now. He's choosing a 150-day period from back in the day -- and I wonder how long it took to pick the best segment of time to use -- and using that for comparison? There is a lot that can be said about this, but it's not really necessary to do any research on this sad subject, I don't think. Everyone on a Windows box just went through the worst summer and fall of security issues of all time. They already know he's just
However, let's do a little research, just for fun.
Judge for yourself which operating system is more vulnerable to security problems by going down the list on CERT's Incident Notes page. It goes back to 1998. And here is their Current Activity page. It's almost all Microsoft issues. Here's their Vulnerabilities Notes page. It's all Microsoft, except for one, which isn't Linux. Here is their most recent quarterly summary. And after you look at all the data, what do you think now? Was Mr. Ballmer accurate? The only way I could find Linux prominently on any list was to type it into the Customized Search engine by itself on this page , and then when you get to the list, it's a list for all vulnerabilities of all the distributions of Linux, not just Red Hat. I couldn't find anything equivalent to Microsoft announcing a vulnerability and then saying there was no patch and you should just shut that particular functionality down. Ballmer said there were 17 critical vulnerabilities in Windows 2000 in the 150-day period and that Red Hat had considerably more. But look at the list: it shows only 16 vulnerabilities for all flavors of Linux for the entire year of 2000. CERT only lists the big ones, but Ballmer did say "critical". It makes you wonder where he got his numbers from or how he defines "critical".
Funny he would choose such an old time period, don't you think, for his comparison? Maybe it's because looking at July through October of this year would be devastating? I see only two Linux vulnerabilities on the list for that time period, both buffer overflow vulnerabilities, so evidently there has been considerable improvement on the Linux side.
Look at what could happen to you on a Windows box in the first two weeks of September 2003, though, just using a handful of the many recent vulnerabilities here and here and here and here and here and here and here. I didn't include July and August or October or the rest of September, out of kindness. Now, what Mr. Ballmer needs to do is show me anything like that kind of news coverage of security vulnerabilities in GNU/Linux, for any two week period. And speaking of critical, look at what the results could be from the Windows security issues:
"'An att
FUD. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:FUD. (Score:2, Insightful)
On the other hand, everyone loves Open Source because they release 0-day security patches that have had no QA whatsoever.
Re:FUD. (Score:2)
Everyone hates Microsoft because they release patches with inadequate QA that break certain configurations.
True
On the other hand, everyone loves Open Source because they release 0-day security patches that have had no QA whatsoever.
Yet... even without a 45-day formal QA process, those 0-day patches almost never break anything. Somehow, these OSS developers can close a security hole without breaking anything else, and they can generally do it within hours of the time the defect comes to their attent
Re:FUD. (Score:5, Insightful)
If you have a system designed like a Big Ball of Mud [laputan.org], then a vulnerability is likely to be the result of unanticipated interactions between different modules. When you try to fix that, then you are just changing to a different set of unanticipated interactions. Fixing such systems often involves making sweeping changes across all of the modules that you can think of that interact with the problem module.
It's not surprising that "fixing" something in such a system breaks other things. All you can hope for is that you break less than you fix, and the breaks won't be discovered for a while.
Windows is closed source (Score:2, Insightful)
Now, since this isn't even true (according to PJ at Groklaw), we can only imaging how much more there is in Microsoft Windows.
What a scoop! (Score:4, Funny)
It's arma-fucking-geddon!
of course! (Score:5, Funny)
So, as soon as the next version comes out, buy it! We will have everything fixed, honest!
Nobody's ass on the line? (Score:5, Insightful)
I posit that Linux developers have something rather important on the line; their reputations, professional and personal. When you ship open-source code, you are showing the world how good, or how bad, you are. Your reputation can be made or broken by the code you release.
Contrast that with all too many developers in commercial shops, whose code is read by nobody but their immediate co-workers and nobody takes responsibility for bugs.
If Microsoft employees' asses are on the line, show me a firing or two every time a security hole shows up. And not just the line programmers; bring me the heads of the designers who designed things badly, the project managers who made hitting deadline more important than getting it right, and the managers who let it all happen.
I would say that in the vast majority of cases, commercial programmers' asses are NOT on the line, in terms of security problems. As long as you crank out code fast enough to keep up with your co-workers
Re:Nobody's ass on the line? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nobody's ass on the line? (Score:5, Insightful)
YOU are entirely responsible. Talk to your reseller for support, and if things break to an extent your business is damaged, don't expect more than a refund of the purchase price of the software. Same for open source, really. So what is Ballmer's point?
to wit:
" 5. PRODUCT SUPPORT. SOFTWARE support for the SOFTWARE is not provided by MS, Microsoft Corporation, or their affiliates or subsidiaries..."
and:
"EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY/DAMAGES. The following is without prejudice to any rights you may have at law which cannot legally be excluded or restricted. You acknowledge that no promise, representation, warranty or undertaking has been made or given by Manufacturer and/or Microsoft Corporation (or related company of either) to any person or company on its behalf in relation to the profitability of or any other consequences or benefits to be obtained from the delivery or use of the SOFTWARE and any accompanying Microsoft hardware, software, manuals or written materials. You have relied upon your own skill and judgement in deciding to acquire the SOFTWARE and any accompanying hardware, manuals and written materials for use by you. Except as and to the extent provided in this agreement, neither Manufacturer and/or Microsoft Corporation (or related company of either) will in any circumstances be liable for any other damages whatsoever (including, without limitation, damages for loss of business, business interruption, loss of business information or other indirect or consequential loss) arising out of the use or inability to use or supply or non-supply of the SOFTWARE and any accompanying hardware and written materials. Manufacturer's and/or Microsoft Corporation (or related company of either) total liability under any provision of this agreement is in any case limited to the amount actually paid by you for the SOFTWARE and/or Microsoft hardware."
?????HUH????? (Score:2)
Re:Nobody's ass on the line? (Score:5, Insightful)
Further, Linus and others review code that's coming in, particularly from newbies. One has to earn the right to contribute.
If you have examples of crap code, feel free to post them. Keep in mind that "not-as-good-as-I-would-do-it" isn't necesarily fair. Assuming you're a good/great coder (which I have no idea) someone may not be "as good" or may simply have a different view of an appropriate implementation. be careful with comments like that. It's a broad brush and that can misrepresent the current sitution...
Re:Nobody's ass on the line? (Score:3, Informative)
1) Closed source. You write b/c you get paid, not necessarily b/c you like to. You may or may not care about your product. You write crap code, people may or may not see, and the probably don't care. If it squeaks past QA, it's good to go. If it has a hole, no one remembers that you wrote it, and no one cares.
1) Open source. You write it because you want to (99% of the time). For most major projects, it gets checked out before it is let into the cvs. Smaller projects ma
Well, DUH (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well, DUH (Score:2)
Re:Well, DUH (Score:2)
Note the comparison to RH6! (Score:5, Insightful)
Why don't we compare Windows Server 2003 to RedHat Enterprise v3? Or Windows 2000 to RedHat 9? RedHat 6? That's what, 3-4 years old now!
And don't make me bring up WinME, Steverino.
Where to stick email (Score:4, Funny)
Ballmer's Personal Reality Field (Score:5, Insightful)
No, no and no.
Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field (Score:5, Insightful)
The last one of these had IP issues being the most scary to buyers, so they went after that, about the time the whole SCO thing surfaced. Before that. there were other avenues.
Since the whole IP liability issue is being handled rather deftly by the community, there is little to attack on anymore, so they went polling for the next round. The roadmap issue is the next 'attack point'.
Things like that don't get made up, it is not a broad enough topic to have been picked out of thin air. Expect to see a lot more of this in the near future, and when it gets summarily shot down, they will pay polsters and move on to the next topic. Same old same old. *YAWN*.
-Charlie
Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field (Score:3, Insightful)
Yea but besides Microsoft press releases and MS's known lacky the Gartner Group where do you even here this crap anymore. I guess you could run your business by those few sources, but my hunch is most people don't anymore. Gartner itself has lost a lot of credibility in the last 5 years. Even most of the pro Microsoft rags I read say to take everything MS says with a grain of salt. They've all been burned by MS
Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field (Score:3, Insightful)
Linux people are geeks, that focus on technology (not even mentionning that they might be professionals themselves). Microsoft people are professionals, driven by marketing.
Hence, from a technological standpoint, Linux/OSS is more likely to be/become superior than any Microsoft product.
From a marketing standpoint, Microsoft will always
Lipservice for Investors (Score:2)
Re:Lipservice for Investors (Score:3, Interesting)
Actually, a few clients at my computer repair store are NASDAQ brokers, and I can assure you that's not the case. One of them actually wanted to get rid of Windows XP in favor of Windows ME because they thought XP was incompatible with a linksys router.
Re:Lipservice for Investors (Score:3, Funny)
Ironic? How? (Score:2)
Pretty please.
Only Credible Critic of Me Is Me (Score:3, Insightful)
unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products,
When you get into the big leagues, a league of your own, a world of your own, then the only critic you can accept is yourself.
Because, after all, everyone else is incompetent, a sniping dog of a rival, etc., or they wouldn't be as successful as us!
A consistent attitude from a company that brings us Innovation through embrace, extend and extinguish.
Big Balmer (Score:2)
War is Peace
Freedom Is Slavery
Ignorance Is Strength
Windows Is Good
Anyone have a Microsoft EULA handy? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Anyone have a Microsoft EULA handy? (Score:2)
Gates stupid like a fox (Score:5, Insightful)
By making comments like this now, Bill will have leverage against the DoJ when they bring up the spectre of the anti-trust settlement. "It's a necessary feature--we recognised that back in 2003."
A brief summary (Score:3, Insightful)
DUH. Pretty much everyone admits this. If they never EOL'd anything, people would probably just stay on NT4 with Office 97 (assuming it works for them).
2. Microsoft thinks it offers more advanced, and usually better products, and offers metrics to prove those points.
DUH. In other news, Linux organizations (along with "grass-roots" sites like Slashdot) offer counter-points and different metrics of performance, value, and success.
In 10 words or less, "Microsoft practices marketing, others offer rebuttal."
How's the new Office if you're a home user with small email volume? Is it a compelling upgrade?
Clunky (Score:3, Informative)
I guess that's what happens when you bloat Office up with pinball games [eggheaven2000.com], flight simluators [eggheaven2000.com] and 3D Doom clones [eggheaven2000.com].
Poor poor Billy :`( (Score:2)
He seems to have lost all the loving emails darling Darl sent him :'(
My heart cries out for him *sniff*
"Variety of people" vs. "Professionals" (Score:3, Insightful)
I can see that: random security modules being submitted by guys at NSA. I mean really, what does the NSA know about computer security? Clearly the MS campus is streets ahead of those unprofessional losers...
Jedidiah
Hmm (Score:3, Insightful)
Ballmer did make a questionable claim, but the submitter of this story made it more general than it really was.
In other words, he didn't say Microsoft Software (people start imagining IE, Outlook, etc...) in general is more secure than Linux, he said Windows 2000 and 2003 had fewer 'critical vulernabilities' than Redhat 6.
Now, I'm not defending Ballmer here, but I do wish story submitters would chill on the flame-bait headlines.
Now, with that aside, here's a few things wrong with that statement:
- One of those 'critical vulnerabilities' in Windows 2000 facilitated a very wide spread attack, something that hasn't happened with Linux.
- Redhat is up to what.. 9 now? Redhat 6 is going back at least a couple of years. It's disappointing that he didn't pick a more recent version of Redhat. Something tells me that their numbers for critical issues wasn't so interesting.
- The number of security issues is not a very good measure of security. Though it sounds great for the PHB's out there, but it is well documented that Microsoft's foundation is, in general not very secure. Those critical vulnerabilities are going to do more damage on a Microsoft Platform than a Linux based one.
So, to summarize: Ballmer's full of shit and the authors need to be more responsible in their reporting, especially when sites can be Slashdotted.
anyone else tired? (Score:3, Interesting)
One of the biggest issues is that rarely do these claims stack up comparable products. I was just reading the claim by Balmer saying Win2K is more secure (i.e., less patches) than RedHat 6.2, IIRC. Compare the kinds of vulnerabilities Balmer was referring to: in MS, there were a ton of holes that were rooted into the OS, making the whole system vulnerable (in general). In RH, many of the patches were for apps and tools that aren't installed automatically. Sure, your SSL-secured dildo-plus-IM app might have a hole in it, but it's probably not installed by default. Compare that to everyone's favorite RPC hole, or IE hole, found in EVERY version of Windows 2000.
Fuck it, not worth my time. I'm not a anti-MS zealot by any means, but it's time to /ignore what some of the annoying corporate PR trolls are screaming. If you want to get my attention, get an independent 3rd party (no, Gartner DOESN'T count) to show me some results and back them up with meaningful data.
Talking to Congress (Score:5, Informative)
sPh
Talking to Jack (Score:3, Interesting)
It's really that stupid. You can't kill the GPL without gutting copyright law. The GPL is a license that is much less restrictive than ordinary copyright. Ordinary copyright forbids copy without the permision of the owner. The GPL has conditions of copy so that permision does not have to be asked. The strength of the GPL is based on the stren
Re:Talking to Jack (Score:3, Insightful)
RIAA and MPAA are definately working on outlawing various forms of free speech, so that one is covered. And the so-called "penalty" phase of the Microsoft anti-trust trial would seem to indicate that Microsoft has quite a bit of control over what is and is not considered competition at the Federal level. I realize you meant to be sarcastic, but
Like shooting fish in a barrel (Score:5, Insightful)
"There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line."
Quick, alert Linus and the rest of the kernel maintainers and planners. Also, better not spread around the road map for Linux so Ballmer won't look like a fool.
" We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers."
ROFL! Indemnify?! Ever read a Microsoft EULA? You're on your own, buddy. How stupid does he think people are? Never mind, don't answer that...
" They know where to send e-mail. "
Oh, puleeeze! Ever try to complain to Microsoft about a bug in their software? Now, take that to the next level. Ever try to complain to one of their software developers about a bug in the particular software they wrote? What's that? You have no idea who wrote that piece of software? And you have no way of finding out? So tell me again where the accountability is.
"None of that is true in the other world. "
Uh, precisely the opposite of what you said, but thanks for playing anyway. Tell Steve what he's won. Seriously, it really is just the opposite. Linux code comes with people's name on it. You want accountability? Put your name on software used by millions and put it out into the world to be dissected.
"So far, I think our model works pretty well,"
(Wiping the tears from my face while I shake with laughter) If the current mess of the state of Windows is his idea of things working "pretty well," oh never mind...This speech sure wasn't directed at the cluefull.
That means, of course, that most reporters will report it verbatim and at face value. *sigh*
Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel (Score:3, Informative)
'Twas my job to isolat
Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel (Score:3, Insightful)
Agree about the strength; I don't see how it's a weakness. Think of GNU/Linux as an evolutionary system. Like bilogical evolution, there is no "plan" or "goal". That doesn't mean it can't make products that are "stupendous badasses" (thanks, N. Stephenson!).
the lack of focus, and tendancy for people to get bored and abandon a project/distro, is not [nice]
Again, using the evoluti
Ballmer Accurate - if not correct. (Score:2)
However, the fact that it is a very misleading statement gives Steve his sound bite "Linux less secure." Well, they cannot claim it if it isn't true and if it is true then we can be sure we want MS products right? Yeah!
Except, this is not what he said. He lead everyone down the path and then
Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find.. (Score:2)
Imagine how much spam is in his inbox???
Finally... (Score:3, Funny)
finally microsoft does something innovative.
"thorough analysis?" Hardly. (Score:2)
But even doing that, one get's into endless arguments about vulnerabilities in an OS vs. a distribution, severity of vulnerabilities, and whether they are exploitable at the time of the fix.
Also, the author rhetorically asks about a period in Linux as bad as last month for vulnerabilities. I do
A Coordinated PR Offensive? (Score:2)
I came across this company [mi2g.com], who claim in their FAQ [mi2g.com]:
"Which Operating Systems are most vulnerable to digital attacks?"
"Based on the information garnered through SIPS in August 2003 for twelve trailing months, Linux is the most breached operating system followed by Microsoft Windows."
"For the twelve trailing months as of September 2003, 59.2% of all overt digital attacks were on systems running Linux and 20.8% were on systems running Windows."
They define 'overt digital attacks' as active hacks conducted by
I call BS (Score:2)
Indemnity, right - nice word. From what, and for who? The EULA on pretty much all software disclaims any responsibility on the part of the vendor for damages suffered as a result of using the software. Plenty of MS customers have suffered damage from MS software and so far as I know Microsoft did nothing to indemnify any of them.
Even worse... (Score:2)
not only are there vastly more Microsoft exploits reported, but that the exploits tend to be much more severe, involving remote administrator access."
And most MS patches require a reboot after patching, making mass patching of production servers an agonizing experinece. Most of the Linux vulns are in programs where you just replace the progam files and maybe stop and restart a service.
Ballmer, High Potentate of the Dancing Monkey Clan (Score:4, Funny)
Ballmer proceeded to point at the thin air next to him for three minutes while muttering what sounded like 'their little pig eyes they bore into my soul like dirty knives' and scanning the audience.
"What about the security issues?" asked Jayson Blair, cub reporter for D-Cup Magazine.
"And those button bars with the sometimes incomprehensible tiny icons. Those are works of art!" cried Ballmer. "If you can't understand what one means, you are nothing more than an animal. An animal, I tell you! Do you hear? An animal who sleeps in his own wastes and eats his own children! Die!"
"Do you have any data to back up your claim of being more secure than Linux?" asked Asian reporter Trish Takinawa of Channel 104 Public Access in Parumph, Nevada.
"Data!" thundered Ballmer. "We're freaking Microsoft, toots! We don't need any stinking dat-"
Ha ha! This has gone far enough!" said a swarthy man in ninja clothing from the back of the crowd as he leapt up onto a dusty platform festooned with tattered remnants of long dead happiness.
"So! Phil Schiller. Head of Marketing at Apple Computer," Ballmer said. "I wondered when we'd meet again."
"And it is as I said, ha-ha, at a time and place of my design, ha-ha!" heckled Schiller has he drew his adamantine katana from it's sheath. Gold plated depleted uranium throwing stars twinkled and glistened with righteousness in his other hand.
Strange alien devices began to scuttle threatingly from Ballmer's massive pores. They dripped with sweat. The sweat hit the floor and burned little holes.
Reporters scattered in a storm of makeup and microphone cable. Somewhere, a bird of prey cried out. A baby cried. Someone broke Godwin's law for the 5000th time that day. An charmed quark spontaneously appeared, but only briefly.
Schiller's bright eyes started down the angry monkey eyes of his eternal nemesis, and the world held it's breath...
It worked for Hardee's (Score:2)
Enter Steve Ballmer standing in front of a black background:
"Windows Server 2003...It's how the last place you'd go for an OS will be come the first."
What an ass. (Score:2)
Christ what kind of messages do they think this sends? The more they talk about linux and opensource the more companies become aware as a viable option and realize that Microsoft is seriously shitting its pants. From a PR standpoint this is a disaster. This isn't 1996 when there was no Google and you couldn't do your own research. Anyone with half a brain and five minutes can e
Another analysis (Score:2)
Define "Critical" (Score:2)
Ballmer said there were 17 critical vulnerabilities in Windows 2000 in the 150-day period and that Red Hat had considerably more. But look at the list: it shows only 16 vulnerabilities for all flavors of Linux for the entire year of 2000. CERT only lists the big ones, but Ballmer did say "critical". It makes you wonder where he got his numbers from or how he defines "critical".
My guess is that "critical" for Windows is anything that allows a remote root via core windows stuff. "Critical" f
Standard BusinessThink spin (Score:2)
Jesus Christ (Score:2, Insightful)
These threads invariably involve, at the top mod levels, derogatory comments about the quality of Microsoft code and products, conspiracy theories about the true motives behind Microsofts intentions (al
Liar!!! (Score:2)
It's not ironic (Score:3, Insightful)
It's not ironic, because Microsoft stands to suffer nothing by pointing out problems with Outlook. And that is because 1) it is still probably the most widely used email program, 2) there are no real significant challenges or competitors to Outlook (or Excel, or Word) out there, and 3) the problems BG is pointing out are relatively trivial and plague every other email program anyways. So MS can make these kinds of knocks on their products as much as they want...they just can't knock Windows.
And, as someone else has already pointed out, it always helps to sell new product. Doesn't almost every new feature set in any product imply there was something wrong with the previous versions ?
From the article.... (Score:3, Funny)
Besides, even if they don't know where to send the email, I'm sure SoBig does.
Sales and Marketing 101 (Score:3, Insightful)
However, if you're the _underdog_, you're NOT going to put the focus on your flaws. But, if you're the only bully on the block and everyone hates you for it, you're going to play the symphathy role: "My parents beat me into beating you".
Yeah right.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Microsoft is on the way out, Linux is in. (Score:3, Interesting)
Therein lies the devil, ladies and gentlemen. Microsoft had the victory, but has no other business model than to sell Windows and Office (all other products fail to generate enough revenue to sustain the company). They have failed to move people over to a continuing license model, and with Linux slowly moving across the landscape like a juggernaut, Linux and products like Open Office will be "good enough" for Joe User and Ma & Pa Small Business. If Microsoft cannot come up with other solid revenues other than Windows and Office, they will lose.
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Re:Pah (Score:2, Informative)
80% of the computer newbies I talk to have no idea what Linux or UNIX are. A lot of them do not make a clear distinction between the OS and the hardware it runs on.
"What kind of computer do you have?"
"Windows 95!"
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Re:Pah (Score:2)
"Windows 95!"
brain... hurting.
Re:Pah (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Pah (Score:2)
http://wuarchive.wustl.edu/mirrors/kernel.org/lin
Lee-nucks. Which is how someone would say Lihnux with a longer i.
Re:Pah (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Pah (Score:4, Interesting)
That last one is the real sticking point. A good server with several clients is the ideal solution for a place like his (think thin). The way he's got it now, because of his slow growth into it, he's got to install the software on all the machines, the data is spread out all over the place, all the drives have different names on different machines (like I said - he grew into it without planning ahead, so you can blame that on him, but to name drives differently now would break everything).
When I told him about the ideal thin client solution, he thought that was an amazing concept. What's more amazing is how long the concept has been around and not implemented without kludgy hacks in Windows.
I could blather on and on about it, but it's not worth it. The software company doesn't care about Linux, and I've reminded him he's got other software that won't work in Linux. However, I believe he'd make the effort to switch if his primary accounting software was available in Linux - and if he could keep around the old versions (he's got to keep records for a certain number of years), maybe by using WINE or something.
Re:Pah (Score:2)
" Even people that don't know anything about computers know that Linux is that "other thing" that's "more secure". I know which would be my chosen OS to run any kind of internetwork-connected services."
Yeah, but unfortunately it's dying.
Re:Pah (Score:2)
Internet conencted Linux versus Windows servers? I'd say there were more Linux ones.
I started off admining Windows. I was good at it. Then I discovered Linux, and started getting interested in it.
I don't write code as shell scripts work well in most situations. And if I did, it would be with ssh, vi, and gcc.
As for securing your Windows boxes, I'll always admit it is possible to secure them enough. Keeping them secured is a full time job though. When was the last time that a rele
Re:Pah (Score:3, Insightful)
Do MCSE qualified professionals know how to do anything outside of the gui? Rarely.
Not only is the OS more stable, comes with it's own firewall and forces you to turn on only the options you plan to use, Linux gurus/sys admins have to know how things work and are far more knowledgable than the average MCSE expert.
And do you know why there are so many version of Linux? because
A staunch defense of Unix [from a Windows fan] (Score:3, Insightful)
Sockets are much easier to develop in Unix because Unix does the right thing with them. You can easily pass file handles between processes in Unix and it works quite well. All programming languages in Unix have convenient mechanisms that make it straightforward to pack and unpack data from streams, fairly easily. The whole concept of "rolling a protocol" that seems so mysterious on Windows i
Re:MS vs Linux (Score:3, Funny)
Yes! Your quite right!
It's Word that blows donkey dicks, not Outlook.
Outlook just looses your emails after 2 megs of data - oh, and it fucks you in the eye if you don't feed it.
Re:MS vs Linux (Score:2, Funny)
and
"Thank you for explaining your "insight", Captain Obvious. "
I think I'm stuck in a Turing test. Are you a human or a chatbot?