Send Emails After Your Death 271
Roland Piquepaille writes "As you all know, the two things in life you can't avoid are taxes and death. But if you will no longer have to pay taxes after your death, you will be able to send email thanks to a new service, Mylastemail.com. The Los Angeles Times (free registration needed) says this service will cost you $9.99 for a three-year subscription. The company says you can update your farewell messages from anywhere in the world, including cybercafes or airports." If it's not a hoax, it's a pretty cool service.
BSD (Score:5, Funny)
Pathetic (Score:3, Insightful)
If Tupac can still be making music and movies after he dies, sending e-mails seems weak by comparison.
Anywhere in the world? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anywhere in the world? (Score:3, Funny)
That service is a $20 option.
My letter.... (Score:5, Funny)
Susan pissed in your coffee,
John keyed your Jaguar,
and I was the one fucking your wife!
Have a profitable year,
A faithful employee
Re:My letter.... (Score:2)
LOL!! Nice if you died from some nasty STD. Even better if it's not true!
Re:My letter.... (Score:2, Funny)
Thought you were the only one dead?
See you on the flipside,
Your Boss.
Re:My letter.... (Score:5, Funny)
Dear Faithfull Employee,
Who do you think is responsible for your death?
Your Boss.
Re:My letter.... (Score:2)
Re:My letter.... (Score:4, Informative)
No need. (Score:4, Interesting)
already thought of this (Score:4, Interesting)
Sometimes when I travel I think about my death - I have little social life. My girlfriend doesn't know shit about my family and background.
Several times I've thought of setting up a cron job so if I don't deactivate it in a couple of days, it would notify my direct relatives about my death. Not the best thing to think about when you're about to enter a plane.
Re:already thought of this (Score:5, Funny)
If I ever build a house, I'll have a timed thing like that, but not only to notify people of my death--it will also cause my death.
The house computer system will give me challenges periodically, and keep track of how well I respond to them. When the house computer determines that I've gotten senile enough to no longer really be me, it will wait until I'm sleeping, and gas me, wait until it is sure I'm dead (temperature sensors?), and then call the appropriate authorities to report the death.
After this, the robokvorkian program will destroy itself, so that whoever gets the house after me won't have to worry about it.
Re:already thought of this (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dead Man's Switch (Score:2)
Several times I've thought of setting up a cron job so if I don't deactivate it in a couple of days, it would notify my direct relatives about my death.
Or an unemployed man's switch. I once got so pissed off at a company for constantly shitting on all my projects for no good reason (people shit on my project for GOOD reasons all the time - I just ignore them - these idiots just had no clue what I did and didn't care to try and understand it) that I set up a switch like that. It ran a job each night tha
Re:Dead Man's Switch (Score:2)
Re:No need. (Score:2)
No thanks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No thanks (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:No thanks (Score:3, Interesting)
Spammers will start harvesting on-line obits, take all the names in the obit message of family, friends, pall-bearers and check if they have names similar in their databases and use this to try to get under SPAM filters.
Uhh... I need to take some time off, I'm starting to think like some sick spammer.
Spam filters (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
spam (Score:4, Insightful)
Free cash from Microsoft...... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:spam (Score:2)
Re:spam (Score:2)
You're going to be sending spam after your demise?
Spoofed, 'natch.
question ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:question ... (Score:5, Funny)
You can try, but I bet they have their own Ghostbusters team ready to remove unsatisfied customers.
Movie Update (Score:2, Interesting)
Bank account in Nigeria (Score:5, Funny)
I'll just wait until then to give away the money in my bank account in Nigeria.
First Post Service (Score:4, Funny)
Re:First Post Service (Score:5, Funny)
My last email: (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My last email: (Score:3, Funny)
Does this mean... (Score:5, Funny)
I was killed on 19/9/2002 with some of my loyalist officers during a cross fire battle between us and government troops in an attempt to seize power through coup de eta in Abidjan on 19/9/2002
At the time of my death, I had the sum of Eighteen million united states dollars only(us$18m) which I still want to move out of here with most despatch despite being dead.
This money was deposited by me before I died in a security company for the purpose of using it to fine tune my administration in the invent that he succeed in the fail coup attempt.
Because of the present situation in my country cote d' ivoire, as well as my being dead, my I need a trust worthy foreign partner who can assist me to transfer the money out of South Africa for investment.
Please, I highly need your assistance both in transferring the money to your country and also investing it in a profitable venture with your kind advice
I have proposed (30%) percent of the total sum of the money for you as your own commission, so as for you to give us all necessary assistance and protection we may need in your Country. Please treat as highly confidential. All the vital documents covering the deposit of the fund in a security company are with me here and will be used to effect change of ownership in your favour for subsequent transfer to any account you may wish to use abroad.
What I want you to do is to indicate your interest that you will assist us by receiving the money on our behalf. Acknowledge this message, so that I can introduce you to my son (MIKE GUEI) who has the modalities for the claim of the said fund. The identity of the finance company where the fund is deposited, will be revealed to you by my son as soon as we recieve confirmation from you on your willingness to proceed, as seeing is believing.
Reach me through this mail box to discuss modalities on how to proceed.Reply to deadpresidentofsomeafricannation@untraceabledomai
Looking forward to hearing from you urgent.
This is retarded (Score:5, Insightful)
According to the FAQ on the site, you need to leave some kind of documentation in a place where someone will find it after you've died. That person is then responsible to contact them and have the e-mails sent. Dumb question: If you have to leave a note behind anyway, why use the e-mail service? Why not write letters in envelopes and store them in the same safe place you'll store this document?
Sounds more like a ploy to take money from the naive. Too bad I didn't think of this.
This is well regarded (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is retarded (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is retarded (Score:2, Funny)
Are you dead yet?
o Yes
o No
[Submit]
Re:This is retarded (Score:2)
eg. there's a recent movie (can't remember the name) where the main character discovers she's going to die. Her daughter is five -- she writes one letter for every birthday until the daughter turns 18.
As for trusting a dotcom with this kind of responsibility, that's when I'd think twice. It would be nice to see something like this backed by a reputable accounting firm, if one could be located.
Dead Man's Switch (Score:5, Informative)
If you don't tell it you're alive every now and then, it can encrypt your files, send email, and post messages on the web. Very paranoia.
Nothing like Dead Man's Switch (Score:3, Informative)
Could be surprisingly useful... (Score:2)
In typical paranoid style my files are hidden behind encryption and various usernames and passwords, and certainly no-one in my immediate family or circle of closest friends has the ability to be able to sift through all the gigabytes of crap I've accumulated over the years and deal with my online commitments (like paying hosting bills, informing peopl
Re:Could be surprisingly useful... (Score:2)
All details such as this are included in my will. It's rather surprising what you can actually do even with the simplest ideas such as a will.
URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED (Score:3, Funny)
My name is Masque and I am writing you from the republic of Heaven to beg your indulgence in the matter
I came to your name through careful study of teh intarweb and u are recommmended as a helfpul and trustworthy person who may be trusted to be helpful and I beleive I can be of help to you in return
BEFORE I WAS FORCED AGAINST MY WILL TO COME TO THE AFTERLIFE I HAD AMASSED A SMALL FORTUNE THROUGH THE LEVERAGING OF MASS EMAIL TECHNIQUES. I NEED YOUR HELP IN TRANSITIONING THESE FUNDS BACK INTO MY POSSESSIONS AFTER BEING SO RUSHEDLY FORCED TO LEAVE MY HOME FOR ASYLUM IN THIS AFTERLIFE....
Imagine THAT being hacked! (Score:5, Funny)
"Dear world. I was a bastard. I am, however, no more. That plane i was in has crashed into a mountain and my remains have yet to be discovered.
The world considers this to be a great tragedy, but those who knew me can say that the loss of the innocents on-board was well worth my demise.
Feel welcome to defecate on my grave
Thank you.
The deceased."
And a goatse.cx follows...
Next: Wireless computers in tombstones? (Score:2)
Talk to these guys (Score:3, Informative)
LEDs are kind of tacky. I'd go for wide-screen and surround sound.
LIVE LONGER with H-uman...G-rowth...H-ormone... (Score:2)
"Sorry JOSEPH I am died! NoW increase ur size!"
Thank God! (Score:2)
my email.. (Score:3, Funny)
that should stir up something.
But what about Heaven... (Score:2)
Can I access their service from heaven? I think that's a value-addition they should definetly consider. In that case I will put off signing up till my afterlife.
Cool! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Cool! (Score:3, Funny)
And they will either plagiarize it and claim it as their own work, or they will respond with "Sorry, you must be registered in order to send us a news item"
Re:Cool! (Score:2)
This is just a bad idea... (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah, read about it already on the Register [theregister.co.uk]. Why would someone want to do this?
That last bunch of bru-ha-ha is the icing on the cake. Basically, this all says "Pay us money. In exchange, we promise nothing, guarantee nothing, but give you a warm fuzzy feeling that everything will be okay if you die... but we don't guarantee or even really hint that you might feel A) warm or B) fuzzy. It's all in your mind. Give us money now, please."
It seems pretty pointless to me. It might be different if A) there was any kind of "real" guarantee and B) e-mail was a more reliable, widely used medium. But the fact of the matter is that there are still millions of people who don't yet understand or even use e-mail, and those who do know that it's not always reliable. If you need this kind of service, pay a live, professional person who knows how to use e-mail, phone, fax, snail mail, etc. to inform those who need to know.
Of course, that won't stop the masses who don't understand e-mail and like warm fuzzy feelings from handing over the cash.
Virus did this before (Score:2)
Don't I look like myself? (Score:2)
It still won't live up to Bill Cosby's idea of having a tape recorder in the casket.
Hi, Bob. How's the wife and kids? Don't I look like myself?
3 years? (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't that a little pessimistic?
Re:3 years? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:3 years? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:3 years? (Score:3, Interesting)
Cut out the middleman (Score:4, Insightful)
um ... (Score:2)
especially in this case.
Last First Post (Score:2)
Hand written letter? (Score:3, Insightful)
It's been done for centuries, just hand write a letter to each of your loved one, and put them with your will. They will get distributed after your death.
GFK's
Re:Hand written letter? (Score:2)
Devon
I "anonymous coward" being sound in mind, (Score:4, Funny)
After the payment of my credit card debts, store cards and porn subscriptions, I hereby bequeath my slashdot username to be auctioned on E-bay and the proceeds donated to the open source community.
Live longer, pay more (Score:3, Insightful)
Generally, people don't know that they will die in the next three years. There are exceptions of course but the majority of people, even the elderly, expect to be alive in three years. So the result will be that most people don't sign-up because they're waiting "until nearer the time". What if they get run over? Or they're killed? Well I guess their friends and loved ones won't get that last message because this company decided to charge a subscription fee rather than a one-off payment.
I want to use the phrase "emotional blackmail" but I don't think that's quite accurate. There's certainly something ugly about this service, though.
I am NOT sending this from beyond the grave! (Score:4, Funny)
And how long before people start forging a mail's "From:" header to look like it came from this site? Way to make someone's loved ones panic/celebrate unnecessarily.
From: the-late-gudlyf@mylastemail.com
To: <Undisclosed-Recipients>
Subject: Sorry, I died...
Unfortunately, the reports of my death are not exaggerated. ...
Re:I am NOT sending this from beyond the grave! (Score:2)
We've all seen how dangerous [slashdot.org] cybercafes are!
similar concept (Score:2)
Or... (Score:2)
Save yourself 10 bucks
Re: (Score:2)
A wierder alternative... (Score:3, Informative)
Halfway between a service and a conceptual work of modern art, it's got more entertainment value than giving 9.99 a quarter to some venture capitalists, plus you can browse other people's (anonymous) speficications for their demise while you are waiting to die.
I'm immortal, (Score:2)
Why? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Why? (Score:2)
A glimmer of hope that the whole thing was a big mistake, then their hopes dashed after a little more time goes by. Tragic.
DAMN IT! (Score:2)
3-years? a little short, eh? (Score:2)
That's pretty lame.
Sorry, you missed something from my original post (Score:2)
Re:Sorry, you missed something from my original po (Score:2)
There's a Buddhist adage that goes something like:
"it's absolutely certain that you will die, but completely unknown when."
Cool, kind of (Score:2)
I don't really care for the fact that their service requires you to somehow leav
Re:Cool, kind of (Score:3, Interesting)
Then you've got the problem of clock glitches. What if the server boots up, thinks it's 2005, notices the elapsed time, and sends your emails before getting an NTP update?
What's needed is a distributed method of tracking keepaliv
Free alternative (Score:2)
cat
^D
SPAM in hell (Score:2)
It is a bit of a scam (Score:3, Funny)
Make your own (Score:2)
Not for me... (Score:2)
Dear spouse, (Score:2)
You know how we always said we wanted to spend our afterlives together? Well, frankly, the only way that's going to happen now is if you start sinning immediately. I don't mean shoplifting, either. Think big. If you go to church again, it better be to burn it down. You've got some catching up to do.
Love,
1nv4d3r
Perfect record! (Score:2)
Do it with a simple Shellscript? (Score:2)
cu,
Lispy
voice mail (Score:3, Funny)
We moved to a different office and didn't take that phone system with us before I could get around to do ing this, but here is what I wanted to do:
1. Leave a message for my boss (who was also a friend of mine) queued for delivery in three months.
2. Every month, cancel that message and rerecord it, again queued for three months out.
So, if I ever died, 2-3 months after my death, my boss would get a voice mail from me. The message would be suitably creepy, of course.
How is this any better than an envelope of letters (Score:2)
EVEN WITH this post email service, the person handling your estate has to contact mylastemail.com with a death certificate or letter or something. Besides, email addresses change. Spam drowns out all. And hand written notes are so much more tangible...
WITH MY LAST BREATH! (Score:2)
taxes & death (Score:2)
Living web site (Score:2)
Re:my uncle is a moron (Score:4, Funny)
From: MyLastEmail.com, on behalf of the late Uncle Kevin
To: My Loving Nephew
Subject: I'll miss you
Attachment: Road Rules for Drunks.ppt (7MB)
Re:TROLL? (Score:2)
Re:My Girlfriend lost: (Score:2)
My condolences, brother.
A moving post and a good point you make: all those people in cyberspace wondering why she isn't coming by any more, hoping they'll see her, wondering if it's somehting thye said.
I'm sorry for you loss.