Robotcop III Set to Fight Crime in Hong Kong 215
Roland Piquepaille writes "There is a new cop patrolling the streets of Hong Kong and teaching children how to prevent crime. But it's a robot named Robotcop III, designed and built in Hong Kong, according to Channel Newsasia. Robotcop III can walk, dance, move in any direction, display videos and answer questions asked in Cantonese and English. The previous versions of Robotcops, introduced in 1988 and 1995, were imported from the U.S. and taught 800,000 school children how to fight crime. The promoters of Robotcop III hope it will do even better. More details and references are available in this overview including a photo of Robotcop III patrolling on Hong Kong University of Science and Technology (HKUST) campus."
Can it navigate stairs (Score:5, Funny)
And hopefully they haven't programmed it with hundreds of conflicting directives.
Re:Can it navigate stairs (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can it navigate stairs (Score:1)
Is it here to push grandma down the stairs [jonathonrobinson.com]?
Mal-2
Re:Can it navigate stairs (Score:3, Interesting)
How is this total dumbass robot supposed to do anything but get its ass kicked by punk kids?? Seriously, it would be better to send a human police officer to schools to teach kids about crime prevention. Then again, this robot may get the kids attention better, but as for actualy fighting crime, this robot couldn't stand a chance.
*In a robot voice barely audible with all the gunfire*:
Please stop shooting that person. Come back. Please come off the curb and back onto the street.
Xiong meng de kuang ren (Score:4, Funny)
What is cantonese for "Your move, creep", again?
Rune -- Change is good, you go first
I want one (Score:5, Funny)
My local copper just sits in his panda car eating donuts.
Robotcop III you say? (Score:2, Insightful)
I give 'em about 2 days before they get sued for using such a similar name without permission.
Cooper
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I don't need a pass to pass this pass!
- Groo The Wanderer
Re:Robotcop III you say? (Score:2)
why would they sue for 3 and not 1 and 2, especially since RoboCop 3 was crap anyway.
Better hope no kids were scared by Dr.Who (Score:5, Funny)
Daleks take hong kong!
Y M C A (Score:2)
Flashy LEDs and a policeman's cap for a Buck Rogers meets the Village People effect. Plus, I reckon they were going for the well-built "beefcake" look with those (cough) sculpted pecs and square shoulders.
And who's the other robot? Is that meant to be his cute twink boyfriend?
So I guess... (Score:5, Funny)
It looks like a bad episode of Lost in Space.
Japan is protected. (Score:3, Interesting)
Damn.. (Score:3, Insightful)
China is protected (Score:1)
Re:Japan is protected. (Score:1)
Dance machines... (Score:3, Funny)
Yep, they're out of ideas (Score:1, Troll)
This is more of an acknowledgement of the lack of police power than some dream-like Robocop thing.
What's more sad is that the romanticizing of the gangster lifestyle there has lured some of the best and brightest of HK into the underworld where there is more money to be made than in the legitimate world. The paral
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas (Score:2)
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas (Score:1, Interesting)
Not to mention that the gangsta attitude is being picked up by some kids outside of the black community.
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas (Score:5, Informative)
As a Hong Kong resident I can tell you I would have absolutely no reservations whatsoever about letting my 13 year old daughter roam the streets of even the darkest parts of HK at 3am alone. The only crime here is organised (not that that's acceptable), but the streets are absolutely safe.
This robot cop is to be used primarily to educate youths on crime and the dangers of joining triad rings, not to actually fight crime RoboCop-style.
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas (Score:2)
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas (Score:2)
Their superior minds are no match for Robocop III's puny weapons.
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas (Score:2)
There may not be as much violent crime as some cities I know, but a few districts come to mind where you'd better watch your wallet. Mong Kok, Sham Shui Po, etc., etc. You know, all the interesting ones.
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas -- B.S. (Score:5, Insightful)
Now where'd you get your ideas from? (lemme guess... HK movies?? The people who produce local movies are rarely well-educated people, and know nothing more than producing crap movies about made-belief, unrealistic gangster lives. All the other talented people in our movie industry go to Hollywood.)
>> Policing HK has become a nightmare.
Our police forces are very much in control.
>> The Chinese mafia has essentially taken over the islands
The only people hiding in the Islands are probably illegal immigrants from mainland China. Not to say they don't pose any threat to the local people, but they are not in any way organized. And the reason they are there is because there are so many small islands around, it's impossible to patrol them all every single second.
>> and controls crime and legitimate business
wtf? *Legit business? You're smoking crack. Hong Kong is a city with a International fame and has close links with businesses from all over the world. Surely you don't mean those businesses deal with thugs here?
>> from the top rungs of society down to the street gutters.
Street gutters perhaps. Top of society, no. Frankly, I've never come in contact with any gangsters before.
>> lured some of the best and brightest of HK into the underworld where there is more money to be made than in the legitimate world.
Most people who commit crimes here are anything but the "best and brightest". As for the money part, well, ain't it the major incentive for people committing crimes, as it always had been?
Hong Kong might not be the safest city in the world, but it is surely safer than many places in the world. There is no major crime problem here.
btw, I live in Hong Kong.
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas -- B.S. (Score:2, Interesting)
Policing HK has become a nightmare.
Our police forces are very much in control.
The police are hardly in control. The police are corrupt, bought and paid for by the gangs. Those police who are not corrupt are not in a position to effect any change.
That crime seems to be low is precisely because most of it is organized.
The Chinese mafia has essentially taken over the islands
The only people hiding in the Islands are probably illegal immigrants from mainland China.
The
Re:Yep, they're out of ideas -- B.S. (Score:2)
And to explain how this would be different from an average city of similar scale? (we all know there is no such place with zero criminal activity where there is a dense population, the difference is on the rate and extent)
Corruption rankings (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Corruption rankings (Score:2)
Global Competitiveness Report (World Economic Forum), World Competitiveness Yearbook (Institute for Management Development), Survey of Middle Eastern Businesspeople (Information International), World Business Environment Survey (World Bank), Country Risk Service and Country Forecast (Economist Intelligence Unit), Nations in Transit (Freedom House), Risk Ratings (World Markets Research Centre), State Ca
But can it fly like Robocop? (Score:2)
okay (Score:5, Funny)
A flame thrower would be nice, be obviously that could look silly.
Re:okay (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:okay (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:okay (Score:2, Funny)
Re:okay (Score:2, Funny)
And then poke that eye out....
RoboCop (Score:2)
Re:RoboCop (Score:2)
I may be wrong, but I think that was part of the plot in one of the films... Robocop was disabled from actually fighting the crime and limited to some propaganda/education role. The details escape me, since I saw the movies more than a decade ago.
Re:okay (Score:2)
impressive (Score:5, Funny)
Re:impressive (Score:2, Funny)
Re:impressive (Score:2)
Wouldn't it be cheaper... (Score:1)
...to just let the schoolkiddies watch a Jacky Chan movie?
Sexual Harassment Robot (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, yes, I know it's from a South Park Episode link to script [spscriptorium.com]
There's no mention of... (Score:5, Interesting)
Vandalised nothing!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:There's no mention of... (Score:3, Funny)
Would have loved to have seen that guy's face when he got back to the staiton and took his body armour off. "Why, those.... those pesky kids!!!"
Solves Corruption Issues (Score:1)
like the story here. [mithuro.com]
I guess one can reasonably expect the robot to be corruption free. But I guess they are using pirated software, so even that cannot be asured.
Sexual Harrassment Panda (Score:1)
Does Orion-MGM approve of this usage of their tm? (Score:1)
Or maybe the Hong Kong trademark laws are different and allow this; after all, China has its Tiempo tissues...
Re:Does Orion-MGM approve of this usage of their t (Score:2, Informative)
roboTcop != robocop
Language? (Score:1)
Maybe it is just some audio player, with some preset mechanical actions, in some look nice cover.
I mean, how is it different from Honda ASIMO Humanoid [honda.com]?
Nemesis (Score:3, Funny)
Do you want me to show you my HIDDEN PLASMA? (Score:1)
...too... ...many... ...jokes... ...overload... (Score:1)
So is there are credit card reader for it to accept bribes? So many other optional extras could be made available - black people detection and elimination systems, patronizing voice intonation module, JINI network to allow a gang of them to whale on an unarmed suspect etc.
Revealing the secret (Score:2)
An even better effect would be to open it up to reveal the little Chinese guy wearing the robot suit. So lifelike!
Your Kung-Fu Stinks! (Score:1)
Wanna add more drive to crime prevention? How about giving Robbie III here a Shaolin kung-fu expansion module complete with Tiger, Monkey, and Dragon Style add-ins, multilingual screams, grunts, and taunts like "You killed my brother... I will avenge you!"
Three observations. (Score:5, Interesting)
I can also say with certainty that this thing is controlled via a human. After seeing T3 would you want it any other way?
Also the most creepy thing. Take a close look at its "Nose" where the camera is. Now take a closer look and think twenty years from now, I see a gun in that place. Almost looks like it now.
Shudder.
Hopefully this one won't kill everyone in sight. (Score:1)
You have 30 seconds to comply... (Score:1, Insightful)
Going (Score:1)
Triad retaliates (Score:2, Funny)
It might cost around HK$300,000 to develop and build, but the service it provides the Hong Kong crime prevention drive is priceless. Like its predecessors, its main role is to spread anti-theft and anti-triad messages.
Mean \while, the Triad is has spent HK$300,000 trying to develop a martial arts technique that can take out a 300 lb. steel-clad robot. No luck so far.
The Triad's livelihood has been threatened by the robot's celebrity: organized crime has been reduced by 45% among school-age Hong Kong y
Re:Triad retaliates (Score:2)
Two strong guys snap magnetic grapples onto the machine, flip it on its back, and carry it away to a waiting truck.
Dance? (Score:1, Interesting)
Ok, all Slashdot comedians.. (Score:2, Funny)
What are its four prime directives?
Re:Ok, all Slashdot comedians.. (Score:2, Funny)
2) Protect the innocent
3) Uphold the law
Yes, all correct so far.
But I remember also the prime directive four:
4) Thou shalt never, ever, raise upon any SCO.. MSN.. damn.. errmm.. OCP official!
children fight crime? (Score:2)
school children fight crime? isn't that the job of the police, or am i missing something here?
the article didn't go into enough detail it seems
Re:children fight crime? (Score:2, Insightful)
It's in the sense of "reducing crime rates", for example, not to take part in illegal activities, look out for conmen, pickpockets, reporting crime etc. And now with the internet, online fraud, hacker (yeah, cracker, I know) activity, copyrights etc.
(In HK) Scenes of policement wrestling with criminals on the streets nowadays are rare... I've never seen any except as TV shows or movies.
"PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!" (Score:1, Funny)
Executive sycophant puts down weapon
*BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA*
*BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA*
Executive sycophant #2: "Maybe we shouldn't have outsourced the code to Elbonia for *this* project
Robot Monkey Apocalypse! (Score:2, Funny)
Can it sing too? (Score:2)
Misread title? (Score:1)
Now that would have been cool!
No robocop (Score:5, Informative)
Re:No robocop (Score:3, Funny)
My family was wiped out by a rampaging infopoint, you insensitive clod.
Re:No robocop (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, by the way, this thing is already equipped for movies: If, in a movie, it just "happened" to go rampant and start killing people and taking negligible damage from the gunships and tanks that attack it, the day can only be saved by our smart and brave hero (preferably a 15-year girl in school uniform) who finds the Big Red Button [www.ust.hk] (3.5 MB) behind its neck. (also faintly visible in the small p
Re:No robocop (Score:2)
Good god! It's weilding a giant ladle.
I, for one, welcome our new Robotcop overlords. (Score:2, Funny)
List RobotCop Prime Directives (Score:5, Funny)
DIRECTIVE 2 Protect the innocent
DIRECTIVE 3 Uphold the law
DIRECTIVE 4 Never oppose an OCP officer
DIRECTIVE 5 Change name slighly to prevent copyright lawsuit
Re:List RobotCop Prime Directives (Score:5, Funny)
In... (Score:2)
Another gratuitous Robocop reference: (Score:2)
"Stay out of trouble."
Now all they need is a Lee Iacocca elementary school.
I saw the 1st one (Score:5, Interesting)
I think things like these are great. Real human sized robots really catches attention of kids and leave a lasting impression. This should be an example for all to follow: the deeper an impression you leave, the more effective you are in educating and getting your point across.
Hat (Score:2)
With those Dalek-like feet it has, I'll just run up some stairs to escape. Easy.
Mugged for parts. (Score:2)
Finally, an useful cop. Will the wonders ever cease?
The dancing cop? (Score:2)
Expensive? (Score:2, Funny)
I bet it's is - you couldn't get this kind of comedy from regular stand up!
if its anything like ROBOCOP 3... (Score:2, Funny)
They Fight Crime! (Score:2, Funny)
Try again! [epix.net]
I can just imagine... (Score:2)
(Why, yes, I *am* thinking of the police robots in Harry Harrison's "Stainless Steel Rat" stories.)
Well... (Score:2)
what is that (Score:2)
Oh no!! (Score:3, Funny)
It's the arrivial of real life Cop Rock [tvtome.com]!
Hyaa! (Score:2)
I was going to make a Robocop joke (Score:2, Funny)
I'm gonna head over to a Microsoft thread to find a place to stick an awesome "Trustworthy Computing" joke I just thought up.
If they release this in the streets of Hong Kong.. (Score:2)
= 9J =
Re:Me first! Meeee first!! (Score:1, Funny)
Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of Robotcops?
Re:Me first! Meeee first!! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Me first! Meeee first!! (Score:2, Funny)
wait...
But.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:wtf? (Score:1)
Re:This is a bit eerie (Score:2)