What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router? 344
enodev writes "Cisco announces today it's new 'Carrier routing system' For a price tag starting at $450,000 it's able to route up to 92 Tbps. It also features IOS-XR and the first optical OC-768c/STM-256c optical Interface." update changed TBps to Tbps and suddenly things seemed less cool ;)
I know exactly what I'd do (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know exactly what I'd do (Score:5, Funny)
Not to be picky but it starts with r0n and ends with Jeremy
*ducks*
Re:I know exactly what I'd do (Score:3, Funny)
nerds : bandwidth
Now we assume that I have the kind of bandwidth that makes this router useful. And we all know what crackheads will do for crack...
</sarcasm>
Re:I know exactly what I'd do (Score:3, Funny)
If I ever see a guy on a street corner with a sign that says "will suck dick for bandwidth", then I'm quitting the computing profession.
Re:I know exactly what I'd do (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I know exactly what I'd do (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I know exactly what I'd do (Score:2)
Re:I know exactly what I'd do (Score:3, Funny)
I know what I'd do: Sell it on eBay.
WTF else am I going to do with it? Use it as a doorstop?
Re:I know exactly what I'd do (Score:3, Informative)
What to do, what to do... (Score:5, Funny)
>>I think so Brain, but how can we afford to get a router that can do 92 Tb/s?
>>Pinky, what did I tell you about reading
More info.... (Score:5, Informative)
"Juniper Networks has individual routers that are at least as fast, but the company cannot combine as many routers to ultimately produce the same speeds, according to Chris Nicoll, a telecommunications industry analyst with Current Analysis, a research firm."
and more....
"The new router design is the first developed by Cisco that allows several routers to be connected, according to the company. A single router would be able to transmit data at 1.2 terabits a second. But as many as 72 routers can be hooked together to send data at 92 terabits a second, far faster than any router sold now. In telecommunications, data transfer is usually measured in bits per second. A terabit is one trillion bits. "
Re:More info.... (Score:5, Funny)
I have this weird image of a pile 72 routers being daisy-chained serially, with the insanely grinning salesman standing next to it saying "Look! If you connect them to each other they go twice as fast! It goes up to 11!"
Now that gold-plated high-speed modem cable will finally come in handy!
Re:More info.... (Score:2)
Expensive, yes. tiny market share, yes. But they have been combinable.
And if this new router "works" as well as their other routers, we're doomed.
what would I do? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:what would I do? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:what would I do? (Score:5, Funny)
It could probably even take another computer on it too...but I wouldn't want to push it.
Re:what would I do? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:what would I do? (Score:3, Funny)
I've got a 100 megabit switch I'll sell ya for a much cheaper 100 grand.
Various uses (Score:4, Funny)
Script kiddie: OMG I CAN DOS PPL!!!!!!!111111111oneone
Pirate: Warez, and other assorted treasures.
CowboyNeal: Hey, we can use it to host slashdot!
I would be very, very pissed... (Score:5, Funny)
I would (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I would (Score:2)
Alternately (Score:3, Interesting)
(1) a condo in NYC
(2) a Maserati
(3) a NetJets account
Re:I would (Score:2, Informative)
In soviet russia, you could get a cheap knock off for 20 bux. Something like the C-C-C-Carrier R-R-R-Routing S-S-S-System. I'm sure you can find that on ebay.
I know what I'm gonna do (Score:3, Funny)
What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router? (Score:5, Funny)
Pinky : "Gee, Brain what do you want to do tonight?"
Brain : "The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!"
that could (Score:3, Funny)
Failing that with enough filespace it could server an awful lot of mp3/ogg/aac
CJC
Re:that could (Score:3, Funny)
from that Windows-based supercomputer...
Re:that could (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:that could (Score:3, Funny)
Not IOS though (Score:3, Interesting)
sPh
Re: Not IOS though (Score:4, Informative)
The Cisco CRS-1 is powered by Cisco IOS XR Software, a unique self-healing and self-defending operating system designed for always-on operation while scaling system capacity up to 92 Tbps.
Click on "Cisco IOS XR" and you get:
Q. What is Cisco IOS XR Software?
A. Cisco IOS XR Software is the newest member of the Cisco IOS Software Family. Cisco IOS XR has been developed to address the requirements for scale, availability, and service flexibility which arise from the creation of converged packet infrastructures that consolidate voice, video, and data services. Cisco IOS XR Software has been specifically optimized to take advantage of the massively distributed processing capabilities of the Cisco CRS-1 Carrier Routing System.
Why do you even bother posting? I wouldn't think it's for karma whoring - such a low UID isn't likely to partake in such things unless adicted. It certainly isn't to contribute quality material to the discussion, either.
Re: Not IOS though (Score:3, Interesting)
Given that I had already read Cisco's press releases (which perhaps I should have specified), none of the material you quoted answers any of the questions I posed. I am interested in the community's answers, not Cisco's spin.
sPh
Re: Not IOS though (Score:2, Informative)
Re: Not IOS though (Score:2)
The deal is: routing is complicated. Even your basic IP router IOS image has thousands of configuration posibilities. How simple can you make restributing routes between two routing protocols between half a dozen subnets while controlling
Re: Not IOS though (Score:3, Informative)
All your questions are answered here:
http://www.cisco.com/en/US/products/ps5763/prod
Re: Not IOS though (Score:2)
sPh
Re: Not IOS though (Score:2)
I can't find anything that states that IOS XP _isn't_ IOS. Maybe there's a command reference somewhere?
Re: Not IOS though (Score:3, Informative)
Re: Not IOS though (Score:3, Informative)
Re: Not IOS though (Score:3, Informative)
A side note read the specs for the
Pepsi vs. New Coke / Old Coke (Score:2)
That is what interests me. At the time Coca-Cola brought out New Coke, the then-president of Pepsi said, "Coke now has two products: one we can beat in taste tests, and one their customers don't like". Sounded logical at the time, but in the end Coke increased its lead over Pepsi.
Also, John Dvorak has noted
hrm... (Score:5, Funny)
actually, I just hook it up in my apartment and not tell anyone- then the next lan party I host not get complaints that my network is too slow.
(bastards.)
Damn YOU! (Score:2, Funny)
Now it's huddled in the corner crying about "too much pressure to perform" or some such crap! Thanks a lot you insensitive clod!
Comment removed (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:STM256! (Score:5, Informative)
Almost NO datacomms equipment manufacturers support the non-concatenated versions of SDH above STM-1. I have bitten in the past by companies that said they support STM-4 when they actually meant STM-4c. And of course at the time the telcos only support STM-4 and NOT STM-4c.
I suspect that the STM-256 support will be the same.
(For the uninitiated STM-4 is a straight multiplexing of 4 STM-1s, each with their own header and payload sections. STM-4c is essentially one big STM channel with a single header section and a single concatenated payload section. STM-256c just extends this principle to more insane capacities).
Careful (Score:5, Funny)
After Much Deliberation.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:After Much Deliberation.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:After Much Deliberation.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Vanquish [wallpaper.net.au]
It's people like you that probably think that Joe Camel had some sort of symbolism too!
Just a Camel [musculardevelopment.com]
;)
Re:After Much Deliberation.... (Score:5, Funny)
"Oooh, Aston Martin! Argh! Geek! But it is an Astin Martin... but that geek! Ugh... I wonder if I can unbundle this comingled product - Where's an antitrust lawyer when you need one?"
-Adam
What Would I Do with a 92 TBps Router? (Score:2)
Terabits, not terabytes (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Terabits, not terabytes (Score:5, Funny)
Psh.. only 19 terabytes? I _was_ excited, but now...
Re:Terabits, not terabytes (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Terabits, not terabytes (Score:3, Informative)
Yes, one byte is 8 bits, but there is usually a lot of variance in that number when you talk line speed.
Obligatory grammar nazi (Score:2, Insightful)
It's "its," not "it's!" Sometimes I think the grammar behind this is starting to devolve... or at least I'm having difficulty parsing it now.
Get your units right (Score:4, Informative)
I'm not surprised some moron doesn't know his units, especially when it's mentioned in the article and placed in its proper notation. I'm surprised the EDITORS refuse to change it to be factual.
What I would do.... (Score:5, Funny)
Immediately, I'd notice it wouldn't work.
Then I'd call up my technical support for the cable service, and tell them I couldn't connect.
They would have me unplug the modem from the "PC", shut down my computer, and reboot it. It wouldn't work.
Then they'd have me cycle the cable modem.
Then they'd ask me if I had a router. I would say "Yeah, I do bitches! I got me a Cisco 92TBps. Cost me almost a half-mil, but it's sooo cool!"
Then they'd tell me it was unsupported, to which I'd respond I would wedge that pizza box sideways up their asses.
THE END
Re:What I would do.... (Score:2)
I would just go about everything like normal. (Score:3, Insightful)
IOS XR is QNX (Score:2, Informative)
This was the product whose internal development code name was HFR (Huge Fscking Router).
Sweet!
p.s.
Note the other key word "self-healing".
slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
for the first time ever...
*gasps*
attempt to slashdot slashdot.
Volumetric Video feed with collision detection. (Score:2)
This could be quite usefull in the medical field for say, exploratory surgeries. Collision detection could exist 3 dimentionally instead of the current 1D point sensors.
Nurse Jameson, this is Dr. Peter North calling, is the patient prepped for the 'probe'?
Re:Volumetric Video feed with collision detection. (Score:2)
What Would Wormy Do? (Score:2)
Finding uses... (Score:2, Insightful)
And why do we need to route this much traffic? Because over 60% of all email is spam. Because unpatched systems are getting trojans, which in turn are contacting their makers.
With a 95% confidence level, (Score:5, Funny)
0. "fist pr0st!!!!!111~"
1. "92TBps of pr0n!!!"
2. "Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!"
3. "I for one welcome our OC-768c/STM-256/optical Interface overlords!"
4. "1. OC-768c 2. STM-256 3.
5. "If IOS is based on unix, does that mean Cisco will have to pay SCO for licenses?"
6. "I use BNC you insensitive clod!"
7. "emacs does this
Re:With a 95% confidence level, (Score:2)
Re:With a 95% confidence level, (Score:5, Funny)
"All of your routers are belong to us"
and
"In Soviet Russia, traffic routes you"
You nailed the rest of the cliches I can think of though.
Re:With a 95% confidence level, (Score:2, Funny)
Of course, there is always the slashdot random story generator [bbspot.com]
One guy in our office had his default home page set to slashdot. Someone changed it to this page. It took him 10 minutes before he noticed.
And the other 10%... (Score:4, Funny)
God, i love this place!
Vast knowledge (Score:2, Funny)
and then porn.
On a more serious note, I would very much like to setup my own "Internet Node". No need for me to pay for sattelite internet any more, the internet comes to me!
I would I would IIIII woooouuulldd (Score:2)
Nick Powers
Hook it to my analog modem (Score:5, Insightful)
They dont work in a vacuum.
How do you test it? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:How do you test it? (Score:3, Funny)
"Hi, I just bought one of your 92T routers, and a few minutes ago, I only got 101,155,069,755,390 bits through in one of the seconds. Can you send me my two bits please?"
Well, I'd... (Score:3, Funny)
What I would do doesn't matter. Better question: (Score:2)
Hmm. If Peter is just a sysadmin....?
Easy... (Score:2, Redundant)
Two words (Score:2)
I'd... (Score:5, Funny)
interesting story (or maybe not) (Score:5, Funny)
Being the sadistic mothrefucker that I am, I hopped over to cisco's site at about 1am and saw this beast listed "Carrier Router System". I didn't recognize it as a "normal" Cisco offering, and 92Tb/s is really fucking fast. Though, beyond that, I didn't think anything of it. Cisco is just expected to have the fastest stuff out there, right? And to think, were I more up on my Cisco products, I could've submitted this to the front page. (And they could have denied me access, and posted someone else's submission 12 hours later, as tends to be the case around here
As it sands, those sorry sons-of-bitches in my IT200 networking course are going to hate me. They likely all picked SOHO equipment to compare/contrast and won't know up from down when it comes to comparing/contrasting. "What's 'Tbps' mean?" they'll ask.
Looking at Longhorn minimum requirements ... (Score:2, Funny)
Top 10 (Score:5, Funny)
9. Get a really really fast sniffer, so I can make sure there's no porn traffic going through my router
8. Write out 92Tb as a decimal number, just because I know it'll look really impressive
7. Use it to pick up chicks. Revert to old story about being in astronaut training program, as it would be just as successful and slightly less geeky
6. It's optical, right? See what happens when I cross the beams...
5. Sleep with it under my bed. Less painful than a vasectomy, and probably just as effective
4. Paint go-fast stripes on it, put a "Turbo" sticker on it, then track down and razz anyone who spent $450k on the "old, non-turbo version" by mistake
3. Use it to beat the living daylights out of everyone associated with "Big Brother". I really really hate that show
2. Advertise it on eBay with a photo, no reserve, and a description of "some sort of computer network thingy"
1. Buy 2 and see if they'll reproduce in captivity
Get two of them (Score:2)
Time Travel? (Score:4, Funny)
Put some instant coffee inside to see if I could go back in time....
BSEG... (Score:4, Funny)
int pos 2/0
*giggle*
shut
*cackle*
no shut
*snort*
shut
*ROFL*
no shut
"Sir, I can't see anything wrong with the network. It must (shut) be a problem (no shut) with your equipment.
What I would do is... (Score:2, Funny)
What would I do? (Score:3, Funny)
Longhorn Requirement (Score:5, Funny)
CISCO Using QNX (Score:3, Informative)
QNX Powers Universal Media Gateway for Next-Generation Digital Video Networks [qnx.com]
QNX Software Systems today announced that the QNX® Neutrino® realtime operating system (RTOS) will be shipping as part of the Cisco uMG9850 QAM Module, a new quadrature amplitude modulation product designed to let cable operators use Gigabit Ethernet to deliver video-on-demand and other multimedia services efficiently and cost-effectively to TV set-top receivers.
'Little OS that could' just might [com.com]
"In a deal signed two years ago, Cisco (csco) chose QNX as its preferred real-time OS vendor as part of Cisco's 'ongoing efforts to increase the reliability and availability of data-voice-video networks.' Since then, not much seems to have materialized from the partnership."
Cisco's HFR is here [nwfusion.com]
"The IOS-XR operating system kernel was acquired from QNX Software Systems, a small Canadian developer of realtime operating system code to companies in the automotive, communications, defense, industrial automation and medical device markets. Cisco already ships QNX operating system code in its uMG9850 QAM digital video module for the Catalyst 4500 Gigabit Ethernet switch."
Cisco Unveils the HFR [lightreading.com]
" The transition is analagous to Microsoft Corp. (Nasdaq: MSFT - message board) moving from DOS-based operating systems to Windows NT, says analyst Stephen Kamman of CIBC World Markets.
Just as NT did, IOS XR could begin trickling down to lower-level systems, eventually permeating Cisco's entire portfolio, including edge and enterprise boxes. "The question is how quickly they can push that software through the product line," Kamman says."
"The software is based on a kernel licensed from QNX Software Systems, but tailored for the job. 'We have made some pretty substantial modifications to [the QNX code] that are Cisco proprietary,' Volpi says."
[Disclaimer: This is a very happy QNX Employee.]
Re:I would... (Score:5, Funny)
"My bunghole itches. Is it because I am a girl?"
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Re:[AC]What I would do. (Score:2)
Re:What would I do.... (Score:2)
Re:What would I do.... (Score:2)
A decent direct vent fireplace will put out around 15K BTU.
So if you have it anywhere near your computer plan to surf naked.
Re:its a shame (Score:3, Interesting)
I've seen competitors with good high-end gear, and sometimes good really-low-end gear (SOHO). But the middle ground, where you'd use something like a 2500 series, 4000 series, or the 2600/3600 is where I wonder if there are any competing products.
Of course there are those all-in-one four-million-feature boxes (firewall, r
Re:its a shame (Score:2, Informative)
It's not running IOS.