XP Starter Edition Examined 456
de la mettrie writes "C-Net reports that analysts do not recommend using Microsoft's new 'Windows XP Starter Edition', a low-cost XP version aimed at the Asian market (and previously covered on Slashdot). The report notes that numerous networking features are removed, and the Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently. According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"
I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:5, Funny)
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:5, Funny)
Guess this hypothetical student will just have to use Mozilla Suite instead of the separate Internet Explorer and Outlook Express. Darn. ;)
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:3, Insightful)
Since this is directed at the Asian market, that student would just most likely go buy a pirated verison off the street for $5, so while this verison is suppose to stop piracy, it's only encouraging it even more.
Not a Problem for MS. (Score:5, Insightful)
This isn't a problem for MS. Their real intent is to prevent users from getting PCs with Linux installed by default. Users that get Linux installed by default might just realize that it's better than (or at least as good as) Windows and keep it.
On the other hand, users who've never seen anything else will be more likely to just replace the hobbled version with a pirated version of Wintendos and, thus, keep the MS monopoly healthy.
If a reasonably large minority of Taiwanese people/organizations were to start using Linux on a regular basis, this might start "The Domino Effect" (as per cold war thinking).
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:5, Interesting)
It's a way to sell a Windows license at a low price, without creating a product that can be sold through grey markets in the West. (This was made to compete with the Linux-installed PCs as part of the Thai govt's cheap PC plan.) Now Thais can buy a Windows PC, take it home, install Win XP full version. They've paid the "Microsoft tax" even though they're using pirated software.
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:5, Funny)
I was going to make a comment about Emacs not coming with a decent text-editor... but then I remembered it has a vi clone built in.
Now I'm going to get modded into oblivion by the rabid masses of Emacs zealots.
Damn, that was stupid.
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:5, Informative)
ShowWindow(ghwndMain, SW_HIDE);
Programs can hide other programs (security hole but that's another issue). So maybe somebody will write an application that show you all your running apps and give you an easy way to toggle if they are showing or now.
Yes, considering... (Score:3, Interesting)
Restriction of movement means clarity! (Score:2, Funny)
Dilbert (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Dilbert (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days (Score:3, Funny)
Now all I need is someone to convince my boss the TCO is lower...
avoid confusion (Score:2, Insightful)
Better link (Score:2)
http://www.apple.com/ [apple.com]
My bad on that .mac thing....
Re:avoid confusion (Score:2)
Maybe the issue is that people who are likely (i.e. dumb enough) to buy XP Lite really are more likely to become confused.
Re:avoid confusion (Score:3, Interesting)
What I want to know... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What I want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What I want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What I want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft market research had concluded that hatred for Microsoft was lowest in asia, so they pulled together, worked long nights, and have tackled that problem with the usual Microsoft gusto.
Re:What I want to know... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What I want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
To which third world nation will reply: "we have reached a 100% efficiency in fighting piracy - there is not a single pirated copy of your starter/crippleware version for sale anywhere in our country".
Re:What I want to know... (Score:2)
Just like copy protection that renders games unplayable on machines with a certain cd-rom drive, while it does nothing to stop warez-versions from spreading...
Re:What I want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
Then, they created a multitasking OS.
Then, they created a pre-emptive multitasking OS.
Now, they have created... a triple-tasking OS.
It's not a step backward, honest!
mmmm.... design conference (Score:5, Funny)
Dev A: We're on target with everything except the usual... the numerous bugs
Lead dev: Features, call them features..
Dev A: --features, we couldn't adapt are a security haz- er, configuration issue.
Lead dev: Okay, noted. Siramanthar?
Dev B: Marketing says the configuration issues will not greatly impede sales. But like all our releases, it leaks memory like a sieve. I've spent the last thirty straight days staring at teh debugger... it's just too arcane. The original code was written under the influence of a beer whose like I have not yet tasted.
Lead dev: About that; I've got a solution from above, but it's not pretty. (developers eye each other uneasily.) We're going to limit the user to running only three programs at a time.
Dev C: Isn't that throwing the baby out with the bathwater?
Dev A: Won't our users laugh at us?
Dev B: I don't even want to think about what slashdot will say about this....
Lead dev: People, this is direct from the central Hive. We have no choice. Besides, it worked for the celeron. Now, Make Your Time. *clap*
Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) (Score:5, Insightful)
This new user base may be overseas, but they aren't retarded.
Just look at the quote! (Score:5, Funny)
Media kindly substituted in "[users]".
Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) (Score:5, Insightful)
Spoken like a man who's never done tech support.
They don't need to be overseas to be retarded. They just need to be your average end-user.
85+% of the people that use the internet never use anything more complicated than MSN and e-mail.
Most of the people I have to talk to on the phone think they have to close any open windows before opening any more. Or for that matter, opening the Start menu. Even if they do have more than one open window, they have no idea how to switch between them.
These are all things that are the very simplest tasks to us, but most people have no idea about them. These are the people that make up Microsoft's target market.
Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) (Score:5, Insightful)
The people that have NO problem using Windows aren't calling you. The people that have issues and are "retarded" are the ones that you're "helping" -- that doesn't mean all people are retarded.
In other news (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In other news (Score:5, Insightful)
I think people are gonna end up with three pointless crapware items in their tray and then won't even be able to launch an application.
in order words... (Score:2, Funny)
Second-class Windows for Second-class Asia (Score:5, Insightful)
Because the poor, simple peoples of Asia can't handle the complexities of the full versions of Windows XP? I, for one, am offended.
Increased productivity (Score:5, Funny)
According to Microsoft, this limitation `helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'
Microsoft's new product: MS-DOS Reloaded?
Re:Increased productivity (Score:5, Funny)
There are more advantages to DOS than just the simplicity of single-tasking. Before version 2.0, DOS didn't support directories. Could reverting to DOS 1.0 simplify searches and end user confusion over file system hierarchies as well? I think that the WinFS team should take a look.
(Opens search dialog:) => Where is the 3rd quarter inventory report for Consolidated Products?
(The animated dog instantly replies:) => It's on C:
You must be new here (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't this in their mission statement or something?
Economics of software (Score:3, Interesting)
I guess they are saving money by not filling as much of the CD :)
The reasons should be obvious (Score:3, Insightful)
It was designed to be issued with computers which otherwise would have had a government-endorsed Linux system preinstalled: Something Microsoft would sink to any depths to prevent
Re:Economics of software (Score:2)
But of course (Score:2, Insightful)
Anyone willing to take bets on how many posts making bad puns about this statement will be modded insightful instead of funny?
I love Slashdot, really.
Re:But of course (Score:5, Funny)
*LOL* My Rant Follows... (Score:3, Insightful)
A "starter" edition that only lets you run 3 apps while crippling the network features? Are they , MS, trying to encourage people to rip off their software or run off to the competition in droves!?
Why even bother producing something as crappy as this and then market it to a region of the world where there is already full access to the full version!?
At this point, I wouldn't even look at the price of the software. Why _pay_ for a crippled operating system that all of your software depends on when you can _pay_ for a fully functional operating system or just get one free ala Linux/BSD/etc?
What's next? A lower priced version of windows that has more bugs and security holes in it? What will that be called? Windows: Security Lite. Less security and more bugs to not confuse the virii and worms out there. Should probably even have a startup logo to the effect of "You're Screwed".
I'm just flabbergasted that the carp keeps coming out of that company...
*shakes head* I pray that they don't EVER get into the weapons business.... ~ you didn't pay your licensing fees, so your missle defense system will be down for the next 12 hours while we sort this out... btw, we'll be notifying our foreign shareholders of this...unless you would be willing to pay a maintenance fee while you wait for your license payment to clear....~
Re:MS, encouraging piracy (nudge nudge wink wink) (Score:3, Funny)
Spyware (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Spyware (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually, I'm pretty sure it'd be three visible apps, not processes (malware would tend to run as a background process or service if it's smart); Windows NT and up (2K, XP) with no apps running has over two dozen processes active; just press Ctrl-Shift-Esc and count. "spoolsv", "svchost" a few times, "lsass", "services", "winlogon", "mdm", the necessary "explorer" and "System", etc.
Hm. (Score:3, Insightful)
UOS (Score:5, Funny)
Window Already has a Concurrent Program Limit :) (Score:2)
Hm, so that is to say that it keeps you from starting another instead of merely crashing like the copy on my desktop?
:-)
-JT
Why do they cripple these versions? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Why do they cripple these versions? (Score:2)
Are they worried about them being re-exported? If so, they should not cripple the functionality, but cripple the languages. Make it so that all the menus text boxes etc. are only in one language(that cannot be changed). I doubt people in the US want Thai menus etc. They should still be allowed to type in other languages though.
After being an unpaid "Windows technician" for all my friends, I can navigate through the system, sometimes without even looking--let alone without reading the text. I know this
Re:Why do they cripple these versions? (Score:3, Insightful)
A lame analogy .... (Score:3, Insightful)
Clue: Let the admins and users figure it out
Three? We should be so lucky... (Score:5, Funny)
Gotta love marketing.... (Score:2)
That reminds me of a Logitech wireless mouse I just bought. The outside of the package said in bold letters "Power Saving On/Off Switch". Seems Microsoft marketing is doing the same thing.
Re:Gotta love marketing.... (Score:2)
Sounds like a joke, but I have actually seen wireless mice where as near as I could figure the only way to turn them off is to remove the batteries or leave them out of the charger until they go flat. An "off" switch really is a feature.
How do you enforce 3 apps? (Score:3, Interesting)
Am I missing something here, or is this some sort of elaborate joke?
Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? (Score:2)
Well, it is Microsoft Windows ...
Nice FA (Score:3, Interesting)
Far from reducing confusion, I think this release will harm Microsoft's image in the far east. Considering just how crippled this version is, $39 or whatever it's being sold for is really far too much. Hooray, a tenth of the features for only half the price. This will clearly harden their image over there as being overpriced.
As for the three application limit being to simplify things for the users, what are they smoking? What makes them think that just because the users are first time customers, they've never used a computer before? Of course they have, with pirated copies of XP Pro, or Linux of course. This crippleware will fool nobody.
Still, at least we can be thankful that the guys at MS still haven't got a clue how to deal with the rise of Linux and friends. I'm frankly baffled at how they came up with this idea in the first place.
Personally, I'm all in favour of poison-pill Windows Update deliveries for unlicensed copies of Windows. I'm quite sure they've thought of that one, but quickly ruled it out because it'd end up harming their monopoly, and that's all they have to hold onto really.
Never underestimate the power of MS Marketing (Score:3, Insightful)
While I hope that starter edition will fail like nothing has failed before, frankly I think MS will be able to brainwash the masses once again.
No, no, no, they're right! (Score:5, Funny)
But hey, I know he's going to learn, and will eventually outgrow StarterLinux(tm). I've let him know that once he's got the hang of this he can $$upgrade$$ to Full-On-Whiz-Bang Linux. In fact, if he wants to send the money to me I'll even order it for him.
Why not re-release DOS? (Score:2, Funny)
Something's wrong at Gartner (Score:2)
Is this a sign that they're moving away from being pure Microsoft cheerleaders?
Perhaps you /.'ers are not cynical enough (Score:3, Interesting)
This is not a move by MS to make Windows avaliable to those from countries with a lower purchasing power parity.
This is a move by MS to say, "Well, we CAN blame them for pirating our XP Pro, because we did make XP (cheapo version) avaliable, and THEY, the bastards, decided to pirate XP Pro anyways."
Good cop, Bad cop. Now they can send in the jackbooted thugs with a clean conscious, or, at least, a slightly less dismal public relations 'spin'.
3 Apps? Please. Absurd. Ridiculous.
MS spent far more time making sure that no one would be interested in running XcheaP, so us, in the rest of the world, wouldn't get a lightweight XP.
Think about it--- XP, with all the cruft stripped out? And cheaper, to boot?
Just a pedal to the medal operating system capable of running the apps I want, instead of the apps MS thinks I should be running?
Hah. Right. Need to lay off the crack.
Glad none of the 8 computers in my home, or the computers I maintain in the office, run windows anymore.
Screw this nonsense. I laugh at your outrage. Between Linux/Mac OS X, I can do anything I need to do.
Cheers,
WhiteWolf
Hopefully, this is a security measure (Score:3, Funny)
User doesn't notice worm. Check.
User is annoyed by one set up ads. Check
User clicks yes and installs something else. Check.
User can't run MS Office. Awesome.
I only have to get rid of 3 things.
Rinse and Repeat as necessary.
Why can't we get this here. Or at least post the registry hacks so I can limit user functionality too.
Yes, it's Newspeak, but... (Score:3, Informative)
I've noticed just two "WinIdiot" patterns of task handling:
1) Start Word. Type some stuff. Realize you want to view a Web page. QUIT WORD. Run IE. Do what you wanna do. Maybe copy and paste, if you're that Clueful. QUIT IE. Run Word. Realize you want to check your email. QUIT WORD. Run Outlook. Read email. Catch virus. QUIT OUTLOOK. Run Word...
1) Start Word. Type some stuff. Realize you want to view a Web page. SAVE WORK. RUN IE. Do what you wanna do. Maybe copy and paste, if you're that Clueful. KEEP IE OPEN. RUN WORD AGAIN. Type some more. Realize you want to check your mail. KEEP WORD OPEN. RUN OUTLOOK. Check mail. Want to type more in Word. RUN WORD AGAIN...
Eventually, you have a bajillion copies of Word running at once...
Or, in other words, (1)-type people don't realize a computer CAN multitask (don't even get me started on how they don't realize stuff in the taskbar constitutes multitasking.), and (2)-type people don't realize that every time you run something, it eats up more RAM... so they end up with 12 copies of Word running at once...
* (WinIdiot: computer-illiterate person, who runs Windows, and who doesn't even WANT to learn how to be better computer users-- sometimes, they've been using computers for 20 years, but they're still just as clueless as the day they started)
WTF? (Score:3, Interesting)
Microsoft to Asia: "Brown people are easily confused."
Colours are stupid, anyhow (Score:3, Informative)
Anyway, I have news for you. "Brown" is one of the few colours where you could genuinely find a human being that *was* that colour.
"Yellow" people don't really look yellow.
"Black" people don't look black (no, not even very dark-skinned people from Central Africa), and "White" people don't look white.
And I know som
Games ? (Score:3, Insightful)
Nice explanation there, Microsoft (Score:5, Insightful)
OK, so Windows XP Home is confusing to use then?
Can we expect this new clever feature in Longhorn?
*sigh*
Don't they even think before talking?
Just like early version of IE... (Score:3, Interesting)
Windows XP DOS Edition? (Score:5, Funny)
Why not limit it to only running 1 application at any time... that way users won't get confused at all
"Starter version", bah! (Score:3, Insightful)
There's just one thing I've learned about these limited versions. I think it's best summarized by one Finnish proverb: "Poor people can't afford to get cheap things". Do you think it's wiser to spend a small amount of money on the "limited" version, keep limping forward with the limited set of functionality and be never able to buy the full version - or is it wiser to first a little bit more money, and spend it on the full version right away?
Before I got Linux and its wonderful set of high-quality free tools, I was constantly in pain. Why? The stuff I needed was expensive, and demo shit or shareware stuff doesn't do anything well! Limited programs weren't option - It's unwise to buy toys when you need the real tools.
Even the name "Starter Edition" is ridiculous. This thing is supposed to be the low-cost alternative to a real work operating system, meant to be used all the time, just like the real version. Yet, the name implies it's only a "Starter" version. Why should people buy a separate "starter" version, since it implies they need the real version anyway? How long are you going to be "starting" the computer use, anyway? Forever?
only three? (Score:5, Funny)
1. Gator
2. Casino.net
3. Cydoor
hey! that doesn't even leave me room to run Bonzi Buddy!
Inherently offensive (Score:4, Insightful)
So people in the US can handle more than 3 apps, but people in S.E. Asia can't? What a bullshit excuse for throwing out a weak piece of crap.
...and the best part is: (Score:3, Insightful)
The iTunes store theory (Score:3, Insightful)
Apple pretty much proved that the average person will pay for the convenience of having an "official" (and also easy to download) copy of a song over a free one. Sure, people still pirate, but $100,000,000 worth of music is not chump change.
So MS releases an OS for a few bucks. If they *didn't* cripple it, some people (think mom and pop redneck) would probably think up elaborate ways to buy it. I mean, why not: you get full support, you know the version you're getting isn't chock full of viruses, and for once you have a legitimate license.
MS has crippled it to make it less attractive to the average US buyer, but I bet in a heartbeat if they released a version with a few more features and a similarly-low price, mom and pop redneck would buy them up.
Design happens first, then marketing... (Score:5, Insightful)
Three is clearly an arbitrarly chosen number based on research and testing... the marketing people were then given the number to work with and then spin it.
How would it decide what's an application? (Score:3, Interesting)
Price Discrimination and Piracy (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Price Discrimination and Piracy (Score:5, Insightful)
You might want to let people like all the large cinema chains know who charge less for a ticket for a student, child or OAP even though that ticket gives them access to exactly the same product, which costs the cinema exactly the same to "produce".
Price discrimination tends to assist the poorer consumer - if cinemas were unable to discriminate between students and adults the catch-all price would likely be unpalatably high for students.
However, as you do rightly point out this is all irrelevant because Starter Edition is NOT an example of price discrimination - it is an entirely different (crippled) product.
Maybe not so wrong after all (Score:5, Interesting)
Maybe Linux might be 10 times more powerful but some people just like to use Word and IE? Maybe not everyone needs network because there is no broadband or LAN-Party around?
I know it sounds totally insane to us but maybe not so much to your mother or a thai. And don't forget that dealing with free operatingsystems still takes some time for a newbie, WinXP is commonly known...
Lovely (Score:4, Insightful)
They say "we'll sell you less for less". But that's not a great offer if they can get more for less elsewhere. They need to put more value in their products. Say, make XP Home and Pro better and make XP Starter what XP Home was.
Businesses don't buy licenses from Red Hat at $3k per server because Linux is cheap.
After enough times trying to run 4 apps at once, I'm betting that Linux is going to look really attractive to anyone who shells out the $4 needed to purchase XPSE. They already spent $100 or more on the system, so they'll want to get as much out of that investment as possible, and the cost of XPSE will far exceed the $4 price. I doubt that XPSE will let you make a 4 headed system, with one cheap pc connected to 4 cheap monitors, keyboards, and mice.
There is exactly one case I can think of where someone will want XPSE, and that's to run Windows games, unless they put in something to prevent dual boot.
In a countermove, the Slashdot starter edition ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Now this is funny from M$ (Score:2)
Well there's a thought (Score:2)
Actually, come to think of it, wouldn't that make this restriction kind of useless? How do they limit the number of apps you can run? What if one of the three apps you ran was just a file browser that you could point at your other apps, and it would exec() them as child processes or however Windows thinks of it, thus allowing you to launch as many apps as you wanted? It seems
Can I pick "stupid"? (Score:4, Insightful)
I think the INTENT was to cripple an inexpensive version of Windows in order to preserve the profit margin on the full version.
Now, they had a problem explaining why the crippled version was crippled without admitting the reason was the profit margin protection.
Their spin sounds either racist or classist.