Will Your Next Car Run Windows? 732
An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft is beginning to move into the automotive industry. Their 'Automotive Business Unit' is selling a custom version of Windows CE called Windows Automotive. Microsoft attended a conference in Detroit this week to promote their software."
Crashes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Crashes (Score:3, Funny)
the horror......
the horror......
Re:Crashes (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing new... (Score:4, Insightful)
Since then they have made glossies for an automotive version (along side their PDA version, Smartphone edition etc), though it isn't apparent that they've got many customers onboard.
So long as they stay the hell away from brakes and engine control I'm not too worried.
Re:Crashes (Score:3, Funny)
Most of us have a reason for making "crash jokes" about Windows... so, here goes...
Blue Screen of Death now becomes the Black Street of Death
Even if MS software is not tied in with the underlying control systems, software crashes will likely result in more ROAD RAGE! I can see the guys of "Office Space" pounding the $h!t out of their car's printer port because the driving directions are jammed. I can also see hackers driving next t
Forget flipping off the drivers. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Crashes (Score:4, Funny)
"It looks like you're attempting to change gear. Would you like me to help you with this?"
Re:Crashes (Score:5, Funny)
Ding! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ding! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Crashes (Score:3, Insightful)
Congratulations! You are the [100,000th] person to make the [same damn joke about Windows], [nmg196]! Surely, you must be [proud] of your [ability to karma whore]! Please [tell your mom I said hi] and [take a lesson in comedic originality]. Sincerely, [Slashdot].
Re:Crashes (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Crashes (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Crashes (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, true enough, but so what? Are you saying that the jokes aren't insightful or funny enough, or are you admitting that you don't get them? ;-)
Why Wait? (Score:5, Funny)
You could have it crash before it crashes.
Things to look forward to:
Reboot on the San Diego Freeway during rush
You turn off the ignition and it asks if you're sure you want to do that
You turn off ignition and it asks if you want to install patches before shutdown (then notice the next morning it's been stuck in a loop installing patches all night [this was the case with my laptop at work])
You can only hook up MS DRM stereos, installed by MCSE's
Blue Windscreen of Death
All the cars in the world get cracked and do syncronized driving or demo-derby
Yet another mandatory service you must have performed by a certified professional for $$$ (all repairs are insanely expensive now, if you haven't had wiring, eletronics, mechanicals, count yourself lucky!)
You keep getting passed by that commie nutjob in the the veedub running Linux, despite Ballmer insisting you should have more power.
Or at the same time! (Score:5, Funny)
Great - now I can crash my car even after I've already crashed it.
You could have it crash before it crashes.
You can even crash it at the same time! Oh, the possibilities!
Actually, I guess we've exhausted all the possibilities.
Well, that was fun.
Re:Or at the same time! (Score:3, Funny)
But we haven't even got to the DRM in the car radio yet!
Re:Why Wait? (Score:5, Funny)
a little paperclip holding a map and wearing scuba gear pops up and says "You appear to be underwater, would you like directions?"
Re:Why Wait? (Score:3, Funny)
You're driving down the highway and all of a sudden you hear a radio alert. Now instead of the steering wheel controlling the direction of your car, you're changing the volume on your radio.
BSOD on Thai Finance Minister's BMW (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:BSOD on Thai Finance Minister's BMW (Score:3, Informative)
sorry.. the proper links
Did Microsoft software trap Thailand 's finance minister? [thaivisa.com]
BMW glitch locks Thai minister in [cnet.com]
Re:Why Wait? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why Wait? (Score:3, Informative)
His exact words were:
Re:Crashes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Crashes (Score:3, Interesting)
Not mine.. It isn't running MS software. There is a taxi that got over 250,000 miles. Toyota was so impressed, they bought the car to find it's potential wear points.
If MS did that, then the problem of Win95 locking up after a month of just not being re-booted would never have been an issue.
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
In my best Dick Cheney Impression (Score:2)
Is that all you wanted to say?
That's all.
I've had my car broken into enough (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I've had my car broken into enough (Score:5, Funny)
Look like someone is having bad psychological problems with late payments on his car loan...
Re:I've had my car broken into enough (Score:5, Funny)
*rimshot*
Re:I've had my car broken into enough (Score:3, Informative)
- At lease he didn't go with a crash joke.
Look like someone is having bad psychological problems with late payments on his car loan...A mod point! A mod point! My kingdom for a mod point!
[Gives Rosco a standing ovation]
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Obligatory (Score:3, Interesting)
So, what you're basically saying is that people shouldn't drive SUVs becuase you don't think they look cool. Did you ever think that maybe people who buy SUVs might not have an immediate need for some of the extra features over a van, but decided to go ahead with the SUV becuase they would like the convenience of the e
Re:Obligatory (Score:4, Insightful)
Sports cars are typically safer and more efficient than other cars; they are easier to see around and less obtrusive. Whether you have a need for an SUV or not it is more obtrusive and more hazardous to the drivers around you. Also, probably about half of the drivers of sports cars are women aged 30 and up who want a car which is responsive, cute, and gets good mileage.
I am not talking about stopping people from buying SUVs. I'm talking about the mindset that goes into buying an SUV, which is typically pretty fucking stupid. Of course, I'm typically arrogant, so I'm not sure I have any right to talk - but this is slashdot.
Here come... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Here come... (Score:5, Funny)
* Will the Home edition be installed on Pintos?
* My car only goes 50mph after downloading SP2 at the pump
* There's a purple gorilla in the back seat reporting my every moves to bonzibuddy.com
* Do I call Redmond to get an activation code when I add a set of fog lights to my car?
* Steve Ballmer says piracy happens because cars are too expensive
and of course
* Does it run on unleaded Linux?
Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:5, Insightful)
The question is, though, do we need such things in our cars? Do we really need cars equipped with "home entertainment systems," if these cars will only be used for trips to the nearest shop or driving to work?
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:2)
embrace and extend
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course we don't *need* such options... few things in life do we actually *need*, however such toys do often make life more enjoyable.
I dunno about you, but I don't *need* my ipod, cell phone, or laptop... and a 1 bedroom apartment and a smaller vehicle would probably cost me less and be just enough to get me by... but if one is willing and able to plunk down the cash for a little more? Why not?
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:2)
Obviously, you don't have young kids. As the parent of an 18 month old, I have to say emphatically YES! My god, I pop a Wiggles DVD in, and he's happy as all can be...
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:5, Interesting)
Of course we don't _need_ them. However, people want them and are will to pay extra money for them -- a guy I work with runs a business installing this kind of stuff. People will pay a small fortune to keep the kids quiet in the back seats...
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:4, Funny)
[Obligatory "when i was a kid, we didn't need none of that shit" reply]
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:5, Funny)
[voice name="jayleno"]
Say! I wonder if those cool crash testing experts Vince and Larry will be available for promotions!? "You can learn a lot from a dummy!"
What do you do when something goes wrong on a long road trip? "Sorry, ma'am, but the mechanic what can fix that bluescreen of yorn is out fishin' to tomorrah."
Why does my car tell me to "Press the Brake to Go"?
"I was going to get my dangling exhaust pipe fixed, but my wife still likes the drag and drop interface."
I hear the Consumer Reports folks have chimed in on these new computerized dashboards. This is the first year that BMW had more bugs in their product line than Volkswagen!
[/voice]
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:3, Interesting)
I think they are making a rather bold statement there. Cars are turning in to complex interconnected systems. There isn't anything stopping manufacturers from connecting engine controls, brakes etc into a central computer, so it can, for example, warn you of failures or needed maintenance. I'm pretty sure brakes are intimately tied in to the computers in hybrids in particular.
Most experienced software engineers can tell you when you develop complex systems with a lot of interconnects and multiple comput
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:4, Interesting)
I recently moved from Vermont to Westchester Co. New York. The roads around here are like a labrynthine maze. I use my handheld mapping GPS almost every day to find my way around. I would most certainly make effective use of an in-dash navigation system, even just to go to the store. Afterall getting lost and ending up in a bad neighborhood can really ruin your day. And lets face it, sitting in a car is boring, and a DVD player keeps the little brats quiet and entertained.
BTW don't foget, WinCE shares absolutely zero code with other versions of Windows. Although I am a dedicated Linux proponent, I have spent some time evaluating and writing code on Windows CE and the API and overall architecture are pretty good. I haven't looked at the internals, but (correct me if I am wrong) I think MS makes the source available, don't they? Anyway from a developer's point of view it's a pretty good platform for developing such devices.
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:5, Interesting)
Each of these systems pre-existed without a traditional operating system, whether those systems were mechanical, simple electrical circuits, PLCs or whatever. Why they would do this is the combination of two reasons.
Price drops in hardware that can support an OS significant enough to compete with the cost of the alternative mechanical / electrical solution, and the ability to produce intermeidate versions and upgradable versions of the product which removes costs associated with pre-production glitches in the design.
Needless to say, since the issues won't be heavily scrutinized before the item is produced, there's going to be a much greater chance that the design of these systems will become much more like programming projects instead of traditional manufacturing. With all of the known pressures on programming projects, I'd imagine that the good things in UI design that comes from the manufacturing field will be lost in a maze of widgets, and that project deadline pressures will result in rationalizing the release of less than perfect code, with maybe a "new downloadable" update planned for "when we can get to it in the future"
There's a lot more pressure to get it right when you're mistake is going to be hardcoded into a manufacturing run of a hundred thousand items or so.
WinCE contains plenty of WinXX code (Score:3, Interesting)
Sorry, but this statement is straight up false. The WinCE kernel is based off of the Windows NT 4.0 kernel. Also, WinCE shares the architecture of Windows 2000.
Microsoft ripped out a large part of the OS functionality and replaced other parts. Most of the API is the exact same as Win2K, but a lot of function calls with eleven arguments under Win2K require to you pass nine of them as NULL or zero under WinCE.
Just imag
Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue (Score:5, Informative)
the had a version of windowsCE designed for automotive uses back in 1997, in 1999 I bought a device that had their first release of it.
it's called AutoPC and it sucked horribly.
I expected microsoft to rehash that nightmare, but now we get to see it run more than the stereo, you get to have it control your heat, vents, defrost, etc...
Why does it seem that insftead of innovating, microsoft simply trots out their old ideas every 7-10 years? tablet Pc's for example... they were a failure outside of specalized uses in 1989, and in the late 90's. why do they think it will work now?
Unless they rewrote windows CE completely, I certianly would not want it in my car after living with it controlling the stereo and navigation for 4 years.
Re:Levels of computerization (Score:5, Insightful)
Absolutely, yes. When was the last time your brakes failed because of a problem in the fluid or brake lines? Now, when was the last time your car lost power because of a dead battery or alternator?
This drive to make everything xxxxx-by-wire is a recipe for disaster, plain and simple. It's ok for commercial or military aviation where the planes are rigorously checked every single day, checked at the start of every single flight, and scrupulously maintained. But passenger cars are not maintained this way, and never will be as long as they're privately owned. (Even if they were corporately owned, the company would probably skimp on maintenance to save a buck, since there's no FAA threatening them with severe penalties, and not such a certainty of people dying if something goes wrong.)
Cars need to have the simplest and most reliable systems possible, even if it prevents fancy integration features from being implemented.
Moreover, fly-by-wire controls make some sense in planes, because the old hydraulic systems added a lot of weight compared to the electrical systems. Cars aren't as large, so the hydraulic systems don't add much weight, and weight also isn't nearly as important a factor in cars as it is in planes.
When was the last time your ethernet cable (Score:3, Insightful)
Ow. (Score:5, Interesting)
nope (Score:5, Funny)
General Motors Protection Fault (Score:5, Funny)
Heel toe braking ... (Score:5, Informative)
Laugh What you're describing is Heel Toe Braking [edmunds.com] and it is used in auto racing.
Exactly what we've come to expect from Windows upgrades -- breaking a feature people have come to rely on.
Delete key is far to the right (Score:5, Funny)
More like brake, gas, and passenger-side door lock simultaneously
More importantly (Score:5, Interesting)
Can I opt for a -$100 upgrade and use other certain free OSes ?
Answers in order: probably, and probably not.
sigh.
Re:More importantly (Score:2)
No, but if you install Linux without starting your car, you can transfer your license to someone whose car has no OS...
BSOD-BWOD (Score:5, Funny)
Who (Score:2, Insightful)
Will *MY* Next Car Run Windows? (Score:2)
No horsemen, or fire in the sky. So, no.
BMWs (Score:5, Insightful)
~Squisher
Re:BMWs (Score:3, Funny)
Re:BMWs (Score:3, Informative)
Official Apple link (Score:3, Informative)
iPod Your BMW. [apple.com] Says Apple, this is "The first seamless integration of iPod and automobile."
Others had made similar homebrew iPod [mac.com] and non-iPod [macnn.com] solutions before (and iPod [belkin.com] and non-iPod [engadget.com] after) Apple/BMW's solution.
At this point, it doesn't look like Apple has any official plans to unveil further integration of Apple technology with automobiles. Of course, Apple almost always "does not comment on unreleased products."
It should (Score:5, Interesting)
Will this only extend to the music portion of the car?
Or will apple oversee other parts like navigation etc..
It was not known according to the article, but the take away was BMW was not happy with their Microsoft solution.
So you next car might not have a steering wheel but perhaps a "Clickable scroll wheel"
Re:It should (Score:5, Funny)
Does that mean that future BMWs will have only one pedal?
it is about Brand and Quality Image (Score:5, Interesting)
It should also be noted that BMW is a high-end product, so they aren't necessarily concerned with licensing fees. So it isn't about money. One thing that BMW is concerned with - quality when it comes to their brand image.
I have owned BMWs for about 9 years now (and no, I can't afford new ones). But BMW is VERY strict when it comes to using their logos and even colors in anything. They are very brand conscious, because they don't want it diluted. They produce phenominal cars, and want to make sure that their brand is associated with quality. I was a little sad when I heard that they had chosen a Microsoft product for their vehicles for that very reason. I actually thought that Apple is a lot like BMW in some respects. They aren't the biggest car maker, they are somewhat of a niche product catering to a very specific customer, and they produce high-quality products. I think Apple would be a great choice, but I think a BMW-home-grown product would also be cool. (Hello? SuSE?)
My car, your car... THEIR CAR. (Score:2, Funny)
And those doors won't open.
Microsoft Windows in Cars? (Score:2)
I hope the auto manufacturers do some very extensive testing if they should choose that option.
New Feature (Score:2)
Finally this topic! (Score:4, Interesting)
So anyone who knows of USB/PCI/Serial devices that can communicate this way on many (30 - 40) lines. Post them here, please!
I'd ideally want an embedded solution, but why not a PC-based solution. You'd just have to wait for the PC to boot before you could start the car.
could be a good idea (Score:2, Funny)
confusion (Score:5, Funny)
Geek walks into auto dealer:
"I'd really like a car without Windows, please."
black box (Score:2)
Use buying power (Score:5, Insightful)
Nah (Score:2)
Um, no thanks (Score:2)
Bluntly we get enough highway congestion without adding rebooting to the mix. Bring on the stick shift throwbacks!
Free Replacement? (Score:2)
Probably not (Score:2)
Well, I'm hoping that I'm not the exception (this time). Considering that my desktop GUI is OS X, my laptop/entertainment TV player [PowerBook] is again, OS X -- and the supplied router by my ISP [Microsoft based] was tossed in the trash. Not to mention the main server in every office I work for [IT admin] is Linux based along with my home server and mass storage device [24 drives set up in various RAID configurations mounted to a piece of plywood gives me many terabytes
BSOD! (Score:2)
Elipses: The Greek God of Omission
~
RTFA (Score:3, Interesting)
Begs the question... (Score:5, Funny)
BTM
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Clippy: you have made a left turn, a right turn, and pressed the brake, it seems you are trying to evade a road hazard.
Clippy: would you like to enable the road hazard wizard?
Driver: Hurridly presses the YES button on the steering wheel?
Clippy: Windows ME (Mobile Edition), has many new features, it now loads faster than ever...you can even shut down unresponsive programs without rebooting. Car now approaching cliff
Driver: WTF, hurry up!
Clippy: Thank, you for installing Windows ME. Would you like to run the AutoEvade Wizard.
Driver: Ithought I just did that, pushes yes.
Clippy: What type of hazard are you trying to evade?
Clippy: Windows ME has detected new hardware, and is unable to find a driver for it and must shut down.
Driver: Argrghehahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......$^@$^@^@^3cras h^C^C^CC^C^
Re:Obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
"Driver: Argrghehahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
and
"Clip
Old School Joke -- Last Person Without Windows (Score:5, Funny)
"Not you again," I said.
"Sorry," he said, a little sheepishly. "I guess you know why I'm here."
Indeed I did. Microsoft's $300 million campaign to promote the Windows 95 operating system was meant to be universally effective, to convince every human being on the planet that Windows 95 was an essential, some would say integral, part of living. Problem was, not everyone had bought it. Specifically, I hadn't bought it. I was the Last Human Being Without Windows 95. And now this little man from Microsoft was at my door, and he wouldn't take no for an answer.
"No," I said.
"You know I can't take that," he said, pulling out a copy of Windows 95 from a briefcase. "Come on. Just one copy. That's all we ask."
"Not interested." I said. "Look, isn't there someone else you can go bother for a while? There's got to be someone else on the planet who doesn't have a copy."
"Well, no," The Microsoft man said. "You're the only one."
"You can't be serious. Not everyone on the planet has a computer," I said. "Hell, not everyone on the planet has a PC! Some people own Macintoshes, which run their own operating system. And some people who have PCs run OS/2, though I hear that's just a rumor. In short, there are some people who just have no use for Windows 95."
The Microsoft man looked perplexed. "I'm missing your point," he said.
"Use!" I screamed. "Use! Use! Use! Why buy it, if you can't use it?"
"Well, I don't know anything about this 'use' thing you're going on about," The Microsoft man said. "All I know is that according to our records, everyone else on the planet has a copy."
"People without computers?"
"Got 'em."
"Amazonian Indians?"
"We had to get some malaria shots to go in, but yes."
"The Amish."
"Check."
"Oh, come on," I said. "They don't even wear buttons. How did you get them to buy a computer operating system?"
"We told them there were actually 95 very small windows in the box," the Microsoft man admitted. "We sort of lied. Which means we are all going to Hell, every single employee of Microsoft." He was somber for a minute, but then perked right up. "But that's not the point!" he said. "The point is, everyone has a copy. Except you."
"So what?" I said. "If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you expect me to do it, too?"
"If we spent $300 million advertising it? Absolutely."
"No."
"Jeez, back to that again," the Microsoft man said. "Hey. I'll tell you what. I'll give you a copy. For free. Just take it and install it on your computer." He waved the box in front of me.
"No," I said again. "No offense, pal. But I don't need it. And frankly, your whole advertising blitz has sort of offended me. I mean, it's a computer operating system! Great. Fine. Swell. Whatever. But you guys are advertising it like it creates world peace or something."
"It did."
"Excuse me?"
"World peace. It was part of the original design. Really. One button access. Click on it, poof, end to strife and hunger. Simple."
"So what happened?"
"Well, you know," he said. "It took up a lot of space on the hard drive. We had to decide between it or the Microsoft Network. Anyway, we couldn't figure out how to make a profit off of world peace."
"Go away," I said.
"I can't," he said. "I'll be killed if I fail."
"You have got to be kidding," I said.
"Look," the Microsoft man said, "We sold this to the Amish. The Amish! Right now, they're opening the boxes and figuring out they've been had. We'll be pitchforked if we ever step into Western Pennsylvania again. But we did it. So to have you holding out, well, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to the company. It's embarrassing to the product. It's embarrassing to Bill."
"Bill Gates does not care about me," I said.
No (Score:3, Insightful)
They know it's going to be hard to compete with Apple because the I-pod already captured the mindshare of the important people. (The cool ones.)
If they get their stuff built into the car, then they can tie that, their OS, delivery formats and services into a delivery chain that does not leave room for I-pod.
BMW already tried it (Score:3, Informative)
The results have been less than rosey. One famous example is the Thai Finance Minister [aardvark.co.nz] who was trapped in his BMW after WinCE crashed and immobilized the vehicle - doors, locks, windows, AC, everything.
Re:BMW already tried it (Score:4, Informative)
Things my car does not need (Score:3, Insightful)
Things I do not want in my car, ever, and why:
QNX is doing well in the automotive industry (Score:3, Informative)
I've heard that Microsoft made a presentation to some big car company, and insisted that Microsoft had to control the content of the startup screen. The car people did not like that at all.
Blue windshield of death (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory GM vs M$ joke. (Score:3, Funny)
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.
The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
The wrong mentality (Score:3, Interesting)
Despite the media attention Microsoft has been getting lately regarding security (or lack thereof) concerns, most end users still don't understand what all the fuss is about, because let's face it - that's a problem for the computer techs to worry about.
The general public don't even understand who or what Microsoft is. They just click here to go to "mail", which is 99% of the time, Outlook Express, but they don't know that. It's just their mail. Then they click on the attachment and it opens in the word processor, which is of course Word, but again, they don't know that.
In fact, they don't know, by name, any of the software they use on their computer. They don't know which company made it, and neither do they care.
Sometimes they hear about these 'linux' people, and they regard them as akin to someone who builds a hotrod from scratch - it's certainly not something that they would be doing themselves.
Some of these people work for the auto industry. They use computers, but as an end-user, not as a technician or programmer. They have managers, who use the corporate email program, which is of course Outlook, but they don't know what it's called.
Some of the high ranking managers have PDAs that they use to check their email and show off with in board meetings. They run Windows CE, and once again, they have no idea of that fact.
At this point, does it surprise anyone that knowing what they do about the computer industy, that these companies choose to work with microsoft to get integrated computers installed in their cars ?
Microsoft has always targeted the CEO/CIO types the most strongly, because you only need to put the work in to convince a few of those types to use your products and you'll get thousands or more licenses sold. And guess what, it's those same people who are the ones deciding who to partner with for integrated car computers.
Re:Uh-oh (Score:2)
Re:Uh-oh (Score:2)
Re:Uh-oh (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Note to Car Manufacturers (Score:3, Funny)
A car without Windows? How will you see the road? Will it have a funky video system, and you'll be surrounded by screens?
(what a terrible pun)