The Future of Holograms 248
D3 writes "A Slate article talks about the failure of holograms to really catch on and the future of using computers to create true holographic video ala Princess Leia. The article covers some history such as the fact that holograms have been around since 1947. Lots of great geek-pop references as well."
Holograms (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Holograms (Score:5, Interesting)
Sadly I think this would actually happen to more people than just myself, which would eventually erode teh human specis into non-existance.
-nB
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Tinfoil Hat Time (Score:2)
Re:Holograms (Score:4, Interesting)
I'm coming up on 30 years of age. A couple of weekends ago I had a choice of whether to play a video game or to catch up on my language exercises. Believe it or not, declining Latin nouns appealed as something far more fun than whacking monsters, casting spells, or jumping ladders. This is not a decision I would have made when I was 20 or even 25.
To some people, a holodeck, by the virtue of being a fake replica, can never replace the real world; and this will hold true for the time to come--as long as you are able to tell apart the real world and the world of make-believe, some people will voluntarily not partake in whatever the technology of play has to offer simply because they will perceive it as ultimately fruitless.
Now, whether they will choose to procreate is an entirely different matter. :)
Re:Holograms (Score:2)
Of course this also applies to all the pr0n jokes as to most
Re:Holograms (Score:5, Insightful)
Imagine books and movies that are played out in 3D before your eyes.
Imagine that your kids are now married, and have kids of their own. Now imagine they live on the other side of the the country. Wouldn't it be nice to see your kids and grandkids in 3D? You would actually be able to sit in the "same" room together to talk. Or holographic conferencing while at work with your employees 2 states away.
You say you were studying languages? Imagine practicing your language of choice with a fluent artificial intelligence who is standing right in front of you. Or, heck, from a real person who is transmitted as a 3D holograph into your living room.
Imagine building your "house" holographically first. You'd be able to see how it would look from the inside and out before the ground was even broken.
Car manufacturers would be able to holographically build cars and get driver feedback on design issues before they cut a single piece of metal.
Beyond all the porn jokes and the games, the applications for everyday people are numerous and limited only by your imagination.
Re:Holograms (Score:2)
Sure, I'm not arguing the usefulness of technology. The original post was stating that "if holodecks are invented we'll spend all our time in them thus ending as species, since nobody would care about the real world any more."
I can see myself using holodeck technology for recreation, visualisation, sexual gratification, etc, but I doubt it will consume much more of my time than I spend now on reading slashdot, browsing for porn, and renting movies.
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man, that messes with me.... conjures up images of signs like:
Holodeck Sale! Going Out Of Business! Everything Must Go! Total Liquidation of Stock!
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Well, Scott Adams once predicted that the Holodeck will be the last invention that humanity ever creates. Wouldn't surprise me if he turned out to be right.
Who says it'll be humanity that invents the holodeck? It may just as likely be an artificially intelligent scientist grown from our genetic algorithms that invents it for us.
Re:Holograms (Score:4, Interesting)
The bulging-skull Talosians destroyed their society because they mastered the power of illusion. The Federation considered the technology so dangerous that Talos IV was off-limits. (Spock illegally took the crippled Capt. Pike there so he could have some semblance of a normal life, even if it was an illusion.)
Jebus, I am a geek for knowing that.
Re:Holograms (Score:2)
You could discover what a vigina looks like and learn what super model #613 looks like naked.
Re:Holograms (Score:3, Funny)
I misspelled stimulate
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That's wrong as well. I think maybe I should stop now.
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Re:Holograms (Score:3, Interesting)
I agree that it'd happen to others, but not the whole species. It'd just get rid of those prone to being addicted to living in a fantasy. So that's all the D&D geeks, video gamers, /. readers, crazy liberal artists - we'd be left with a world full of dull suits. Great.
Of course, some would argue that TV has already started the process...
Dont eat anything from holodeck (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Holograms (Score:3, Funny)
The holodeck, when it comes out, will be just an engine, and will probably have some military simulation since they're the ones who probably paid for most of it.
After it's out, people will write mods, and you'll have to leave the simulation at some point to search for and download. I mean, maybe you'll be happy with Natalie v1.0, but could you stay in there knowing that the soon to be released v1.5 comes with hot gri
Re:Holograms (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, the rest of us will just do
Holodeck (Score:4, Funny)
"Well, we managed to create a holodeck with completely convincing graphics. The problem is that the AI chick we where all dying to meet has fallen for the marketing guy and claims not to be interested in nerds. Well, damn."
Re:Holograms (Score:2)
I think people would get bored with it pretty quick, just like every other entertainment device out there. Mainly, though, I just don't imagine the software being that perpetually compelling.
Re:Holograms (Score:2)
Yeah, don't say it, I know...too much time poking around DITL [ditl.org].
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SiO2
Re:Holograms (Score:3, Interesting)
The rest of the human race will go on doing exactly what they always did and move forward (slowly of course) sans-holodeck.
And I'm not trying to belittle you in any way. I'm possibly going to end my days in a holodeck with a replicator too in your scenario.
Computer. "Load program Swedish Bikini Team number 14 please. "Irresist
reminds me of futurama quote (Score:3, Funny)
Mother: Billy, do you want to walk your dog?
Billy: No thanks, mom, I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.
Father: Billy, do you to get a paper out and make some extra cash?
Billy: No thanks, dad, I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.
Girl: Billy, do you want to come over tonight, we could make out together.
Billy: Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street. It's an awfully long way to go for making out.
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HOLOPR0N!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:HOLOPR0N!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Although I think holopr0n would be better, more willing...
Re:HOLOPR0N!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:HOLOPR0N!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:HOLOPR0N!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:HOLOPR0N!!!! (Score:2)
If not on paper, won't do anything during a power outage.
Can't cook or help you do laundry.
Can't go to plays with you without making you look like a noob.
Didn't you ever see Cherry 2000? [imdb.com]
Re:HOLOPR0N!!!! (Score:2)
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Much of the pioneering advancements in internet in the last decade were driven by the needs of the industry:
Streaming, secured content,
large scale content distribution,
instant online transactions with authentication and security, etc.
I'm not saying that the pr0n industry was the only industry to want and need these things, but they were the early pio
Re:HOLOPR0N!!!! (Score:3, Insightful)
Scientists may use any technology they develop to demonstrate it's normal day to day applications, but getting it cheap for the masses will be the porn industries doing.
Never underestimate the millions of horny men around the world.
remember that silly 3d hologram game (Score:2, Funny)
Hey remember those arcade places?
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Re:remember that silly 3d hologram game (Score:2)
Re:remember that silly 3d hologram game (Score:3, Interesting)
The games flashed when you need to press the button or move the stick, and even if you could do a particular sequnce perfectly, after three or so successful sequences you would always die in the next one no matter what. When you went to do it again it would work fine. You would loose all your lives pretty quickly an
Ugh... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ugh... (Score:2)
I think that would present a very interesting dynamic in the Karma system. Maybe a weighted blend of your posts' moderation combined with reply moderation?
-nB
Re:Ugh... (Score:2)
Remaining [OT]... Yeah, but it's still wishful thinking, of course. The moderation system favors highly polarized comments that appeal to specific groups, rather than intellectual analysis that encourages polite or at least respectful discussion. Intellegent discourse is still likely when the subject matter is extremely technical
Re:Ugh... (Score:2)
All I can think is "Help me Lord Vader," when I see that pic.
Safety Note: (Score:5, Funny)
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Those buttons are red! You'll destroy us all! [aquateencentral.com]
Sega Hologram (Score:3, Informative)
Now you needn't ask (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Now you needn't ask (Score:4, Informative)
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Re:Now you needn't ask (Score:3, Informative)
I really don't think the computational power would be much extra, other than the physical beaming of lights in 3 dimensions rather than 2.
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It's not that they haven't caught on yet (Score:3, Insightful)
It's that they aren't really useful yet. Yeah, we do have the technology to simulate a 3d image. You need shutter glasses or a bizarre narrow-field LCD display or some other fairly clumsy way to get at the 3d-ness of the image.
We do not have the holographic projector R2-D2 used for the famous Leia scene yet.
And that's why they haven't caught on. They're not convenient enough yet. I guarantee if you can duplicate R2's projector, they will catch on.
Re:It's not that they haven't caught on yet (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's not that they haven't caught on yet (Score:5, Insightful)
The problem is, that's hard to accomplish. I would really love to see the same thing (i.e., a real holographic projector, just like in Sci-fi), but the problem is this: how do you tell the light when to stop?
If you'll remember, R2's style actually projected the image in mid-air. So in order for a viewer to see that image, it meant that the light from the projector had to be sent to the viewer's eyes. Now a normal stream of photons from a projector would hit the floor, then bounce every which way. But no, what happened with the projector is that the photon stream somehow STOPPED in midair and then started radiating everywhich way so that your eye could see it. Not only that, but the light from the OTHER side of the image (relative to the viewer) somehow didn't interfere with the light on this side (or else you could see, for example, both sides of her face at once).
Now as soon as you can figure out how to make THAT happen (not counting cheating by using fog or spinning mirrors), then you've got something.
Re:It's not that they haven't caught on yet (Score:4, Funny)
Just don't make the mistake of standing in the projector beam.
As the act of "seeing" relies on having light reflected into our eyes, and we're not allowed to give the light anything to reflect against by cheating with smoke and mirrors, we have to devise some mechanism to emit the light from where we want it to be seen, in all directions so it can be seen on all sides.
Re:It's not that they haven't caught on yet (Score:2)
In some ways this is not a bad idea. Not torpedos but little nanobots with light-emitting diodes. Then you could have a mechanical aspect to the picture as well, instead of directing the light, you move the light. With advances in nano-tech it doesn't seem that far-fetched. (of course we'll still talking decades at least).
Re:It's not that they haven't caught on yet (Score:2)
Now if we can only get nano bots to build nano sized neutron bombs and load them into hand held size weapons. That would be fun.
R2D2's Camera? (Score:2)
That's the easy part - I want to know how R2D2 recorded her backside when he was in front of her. Sure, maybe be bounced some scatter-EM off of the walls, but that implies his camera wouldn't work outside.
Maybe he doesn't record at all - he just has a good semantic model and a hell of a nice rendering engine.
woo (Score:3, Insightful)
Larger image, higher resolution, and less clothing, and they've got my consumer dollars.
Holograms...they are everywhere (Score:4, Insightful)
Say you leave a hologram away message. You're not just going to stand their and recite your message/joke/song. You're going to have to put in some inflection, some hand movements, and some facial gestures etc. Pretty soon, we'll have hologram blogs with people acting out their favorite movie scenes. Hologram ads will be next. Than hologram porn. Than hologram gaming.
The future looks bright.
Re:Holograms...they are everywhere (Score:2, Funny)
if anything, holopr0n will make hologram technology finally mass-available
Re:Holograms...they are everywhere (Score:2)
Hologram Porn will come first.
Military use of Holograms MIGHT be first, but it's unlikely.
Hologram Article: Failure to catch on too... (Score:2)
Re:Hologram Article: Failure to catch on too... (Score:2)
Silly MSN admins, don't they understand that
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No, It's just all the Holopr0n jokes have been exhausted.
Since the article refers to the holodeck... (Score:5, Funny)
Kif: This is the Holo-Shed. It can simulate anything you desire, and nothing can hurt you. Except when it malfunctions and the holograms become real.
Amy: Well, that probably won't happen this time.
Kif: Computer; Run program Kif-1.
Amy: This is so beautiful!
Kif: Yes. I programmed it in for you! 4 million lines of BASIC!
Hmmm. (Score:2)
They have failed because of price (Score:2)
Re: Once they become ubiqitous (?) they will... (Score:2)
On a related note - what happens when Slashdot is taken over by scripts? Will they talk amongst themselves? Will they dream of other scripts?
Storage? (Score:5, Interesting)
I can't believe the article didn't mention (Score:4, Interesting)
Not a hologram, try again (Score:2)
As long as you don't move, they're functionally identical.
Re:Not a hologram, try again (Score:2)
With the original plastic object you can move relative to it and the viewpoint will appear to change smoothly.
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Print your own hologram (after calculating it) ! (Score:4, Informative)
Anyone know of a really hi-res output device?
Re:Print your own hologram (after calculating it) (Score:3, Funny)
How about a dvd burner? That has some pretty damn good resolution.
". . .have to hold your breath . . .20-30 yrs" (Score:3, Funny)
From TFA: "You'll just have to hold your breath for another 20 or 30 years."
A drop in the bucket, baby. I'm living to 1000! [slashdot.org]
They have caught on! (Score:2, Funny)
Money (Score:2)
They've also released limited edition $20 coins with holograms of Niagara falls and icebergs and such.
I'm sure other countries are beginning to do the same.
So when are they going to produce bills with hologrammatic movies on them? Or would a 3D clip of the Mounties's Musical Ride be w
Here is a big hint (Score:5, Interesting)
Most things labeled as holgrams are crappy 3D effects. Such as those lenticular sheet 3D effects on magazine covers and breakfast cerial boxes.
This word missuse has really discredited those who have real holograms.
Then there are still image holograms such as the cheap Mylar prints that aren't too bad if lit right, but most people can't or aren't willing to get up proper lighting to display them effectivly. The fact that I can't just put a nail in the wall and hang it is a large setback.
The glass plate holograms are very expensive but when done right are frightenly real. Like one a friend of mine made of his head with a pulsed ruby laser. I really looks like a decapitated head in a box, in almost any lighting. He was showing it at a fleamarket and people would call the cops, or completely go histerical in horror screaming and crying, thinking is was a real head in a box (except it was just a flat glass palate)
Here is the big hint now.
Did you know you can digitaly generate a hologram compulationaly and print it on a laser printer, photographicaly reduce it and have it work as a hologram!
A hologram is really just a black and white print of the light interferiance patterns (that are much larger then the wavelength of light used).
You can even display these interference patterns in realtime using a LCOS chip if it's illiminated correctly,(mono chrome only) and product true holographic image. Limited to 1 inch across through and $5000 at the moment.
So if it were possible to get an LCOS that was 14 inches across it would litteraly be like a red tinted glass porthole into another universe. Will all the detail and resolution of looking out side the window of your office!
There was some very interesting experiments we did with this a few years ago. Maybe someday I'll have the time to write these up in more detail.
Re:Here is a big hint (Score:2)
You have a window ? You have an office ? Luxury! Sheer Luxury! With luxuries like that who needs holograms? Of course if holograms get cheap enough they'll probably be used to develop the holocubicle. It's a 5' x 5' office cubicle that looks as if it's much, much larger.
Great Geek References (Score:2)
You mean like Gem and the Holograms [imdb.com].
oh wait...
Volumetric displays, memories, etc (Score:5, Informative)
Years ago I saw some work from Stanford (Bert Hesselink's lab, if I remember right) on volumetric displays. Basically they used a crystal as a "screen" for holographic projection. The density of the crystal was better than that of air and it represented a stable medium (compared to water mist of other vapors) to project a hologram. It sounds like smoke and mirrors but it was quite impressive and you could see the hologram in normal light conditions, not only in darkened rooms.
I think that with present technology, holographic imaging is not possible. Holograms, however, are a good basis for developing new kinds of dense data storage systems with true associate recall capabilities. Interesting work on this subject was done by groups at Caltech, Stanford, Colorado State, and UC San Diego in the 1990s. The February 1998 issue of the IEEE Computer magazine features a special section on this kind of technology.
Thing that makes holograms neat (Score:2)
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Cool! This means that when holo displays come out I'll be able to take my chainsaw and cut my holo display into four smaller holo displays. I tried doing that with my CRT, but it was really messy, and I got to go to the hospital and lea
Heliodisplay (Score:2, Interesting)
In Issue 205 of ZZZ Online [zzz.com.ru], we discussed the HelioDisplay. There are some really cool holographic systems out there, but they're expensive and not quite what I think anyone expected.
The cool think about things like the HelioDisplay is that it uses water vapor to make the projection. I didn't see any of that around Princess Leia. I think the biggest obstacle has been trying to make holographic projections appear in space without having some kind of hard media (glass, crystal, etc.) surrounding it.
It's
planar camera arrays (Score:3, Informative)
Now what can you do with a planar array of cameras? You are seeing one viewpoint, or two, but *all* viewpoints, coarsely sampled. In some respects this is like a realtime hologram.
Marc Levoy's group at Stanford constructed an image "cube" of a scence- all depths of view and points of view. You can pluck out individual objects in a congested space like cocktail party or animals in a cornfield by computer synthesizing the appropriate focus. It almost seems like you can see through objects or arround corners.
Two other groups performed wide-angle realtime 3D TV (without eyeglasses). You have all the viewpoints all the time. Another group used an insect-eye approach using a special lense array and camera on each arrays. Then realtime computing would rearrange the pixels to present a 3D image.
Theres many other ideas to explore out there, if you liberate your thinking from the point of a view of a one or two eye creature.
Re:planar camera arrays (Score:2)
The polarized light projectors work really well. It'd be very cool if polarized contacts could work. Past that, though, it's all very very overrated.
Even holograms
Holography limitations (Score:2, Interesting)
You don't want holograms (Score:2)
This is quaint nostalgia from limited imaginations. What you want is The Matrix.
With holograms, you can see it. But you can't smell, taste, or touch it.
Yeah, watching Angelina Jolie strip in 3 dimensions is sweet, but with the Matrix, you can be doing AJ.
Take it from Cypher:
Where's my CD hologram? (Score:2)
Unfortunately, standard interfaces don't give pit-level control, so you'd have to hack the firmware. Surely that can't be too hard, can it?
We need a surface (Score:2)
However, in the movies, the hologram appears to be suspended in mid air, and people are actually around it. The problem with creating such a thing here is bouncing the light off a surface, and also making it so that each angle produces a different image.
The only way I can see anything close to this being produced is if we hav
Time Traveler, Sega, 1991 (Score:2)
Help Us! (Score:2)
Hmm, NASA spent how much on SHIVA and got a grainy 1cm^3 image at 30fps?
Solution? Outsource it!
"Help us, holographic pr0n industry! You're our only hope!"
Re:But... (Score:2)
Viva La Red Dwarf!