Microsoft Releases Malicious Software Removal Tool 337
DaHat writes "Hot on the heels of their release last week of Microsoft AntiSpyware, Microsoft today released their very own Malicious Software Removal Tool with the claim that it will detect and remove infections from specific pieces of malware, including those in the families of Berbew, Doomjuice, Gaobot, Msblast, Mydoom, Nachi, Sassier, and Zindos from your Windows 2000, XP or 2003 machine. Microsoft also promises to release an updated version of the tool on the second Tuesday of each month."
obPost (Score:5, Funny)
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Microsoft Releases Malicious Software
I think would be enough!
Re:obPost (Score:5, Funny)
Re:obPost (Score:3, Funny)
They escape.
Re:obPost (Score:5, Funny)
will detect and remove infections from specific pieces of malware, including those in the families of Berbew, Doomjuice, Gaobot, Msblast, Mydoom, Nachi, Sassier...
It removes Sassier too! It's a lot like Sasser, but with more attitude...
We've been waiting a long time for this... (Score:4, Funny)
...and other grammatical anomalies (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:...and other grammatical anomalies (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:...and other grammatical anomalies (Score:4, Informative)
Actually, it has been seriously unfunny for several years.
If you dig around for the earliest reviews of Windows Media Player, you'll find a number of reports that, after installing and testing it on their machine, the reviewers found that most or all of their other audio software was no longer working and had to be reinstalled. They also noted that, if they accidentally ran any of the pieces of WMP, the same thing would happen. And WMP couldn't be fully uninstalled.
I have a number of friends that are developing audio and/or video software. They have been getting more and more depressed about the situation on Windows. It seems that, if you want your softwsare to be usable, you have to "license" it (i.e., sign over all rights) to Microsoft. Then they'll add it to WMP's list of Good Guys, and when WMP triggers its search-and-destroy routine, your app will be spared.
This is really what DRM is all about. The intent is that you will only have the right to run approved software. If you have some silly idea that you can write and market your own software, well, just forget that. Hackers like you can't be trusted, y'know.
Re:...and other grammatical anomalies (Score:3, Interesting)
Years ago, when I first was introduced to VNC I flew through the source code to create a modified server binary that would not show up in the system tray, did not disable the hosts background picture, and selected from a list of names that would be displayed to the OS. I admit it, this modified version had only evil purposes in mind... installing it on a friends
MS flunks basic hyphenation (Score:2, Interesting)
It's apparently a result of MS flunking out of their English-syntax classes. The title of their page clearly states that their software is "Malicious" (and it's refreshing to see them freely admit that). It also claims to be a tool that removes software, though the title doesn't tell you what kind. Judging from the text of the rest of the page, the title should have been this:
Malicious-Software Removal Tool
A dropped hyphen often makes a big difference in the meaning of a sentence.
Re:...and other grammatical anomalies (Score:5, Funny)
MS=Microsoft
and
MS=Malicious Software
Coincidence?
Re:We've been waiting a long time for this... (Score:3, Funny)
Cant stand compition? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Cant stand compition? (Score:3, Funny)
Will it remove firefox also?
That's sched'd for a future release, to cast aspersions on the non-standard apps you have on your system.
I know the vendors will moan (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I know the vendors will moan (Score:2, Insightful)
Your analogy is flawed. A convicted monopoly cannot be excused for such behavior. The best thing they could do was to fix their flawed software and thus choke that market by actually *gasp* improving their software security.
Re:I know the vendors will moan (Score:3, Insightful)
Monopolies are usually a problem because they hold all the cards, all the resources. It's impossible to compete. But there's nothing about MS's monopoly that prevents Adaware from existing. MS Antispiware, and now this tool, are both out. So if Adaware wants to continue existing, it had better to a better job or offer a better deal. If it doesn't, than what's the h
MS isn't going to do so well at this... (Score:2)
People expect thier anti-virus and anti-spyware software to be updated at least weekly, if not daily if there is an outbreak.
God forbid people start relying on only them for security and system utilities.
Re:MS isn't going to do so well at this... (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, such a system is potentially flawed where if a major exploit is found in the wild and is running loose, taking out systems right and left, the day after Microsoft issues their advisories/patches, things could be bad. However in such a case I have little doubt they would make a special exception for those big ones.
Re:MS isn't going to do so well at this... (Score:2)
Even the built in copy of defrag on Windows 98 has an option to be added to the task manager.
Re:MS isn't going to do so well at this... (Score:2)
Re:MS isn't going to do so well at this... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:MS isn't going to do so well at this... (Score:2)
Slow (Score:2)
Is that not a bit slow? Malicious Software could have nearly a month to spread before Microsoft get round to realeasing an update. Mind you, they might release them more often than that, it could be just a minimum.
Re:Slow (Score:2)
what a process! (Score:3, Informative)
1. Install via Windows Update
2. Go to tool website
3. Go to website again in IE, cause it doesn't like firefox
4. Temporarily allow popups from SP2
5. Go to website again to allow the popup for the scan tool to open
6. Accept the license agreement
7. Go to website again after I accepted agreement
8. Open the tool and have IE block the ActiveX control
9. Allow the ActiveX control
10. Go to website AGAIN to install the ActiveX control
11. Allow it to scan and tell me nothing is infected...
I sure hope it wasn't this difficult for anyone else. Did I miss something? I thought it was going to be a program on my PC to run and scan, but I can't find it.
Re:what a process! (Score:4, Informative)
Yes, you have to use IE for the Active X. You had ActiveX blocked? Have you ever run Windows Update before? You went back somewhere and had it scan? There's no UI (at least that anyone else has found) for this program....
Yes, I think you missed something.
Re:what a process! (Score:3, Informative)
Um... I've run WU plenty of times... I went to the link in the article where it says "check my pc for infection"
Re:what a process! (Score:2)
Re:what a process! (Score:2)
Seems that it's Microsoft is missing something....
Re:what a process! (Score:2)
Re:what a process! (Score:4, Informative)
If you don't want to use IE/ActiveX, you can download the tool directly from http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?F
Re:what a process! (Score:2)
Re:what a process! (Score:5, Funny)
You appear to have left out the following key steps:
Draw pentagram
Light candles
Sacrifice a goat
...
Prophet!!!
umm.. try reading.. (Score:2)
Which I just did, from Mozilla. 256kb download, woah, that'll break the bank.
Re:umm.. try reading.. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:umm.. try reading.. (Score:2)
Re:what a process! (Score:2)
Re:what a process! (Score:2)
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?F
Re:what a process! (Score:2)
1. Visit page in Firefox.
2. Click link to download (since I have no ActiveX).
3. Click download button.
That was all I had to do.
Re:what a process! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:what a process! (Score:2)
Is the program actually loaded onto my computer or not? I can't find any way to actually run the darn thing.
god no (Score:2)
Unless you love, dont use it. Your safer with... anything else (especially common sense)
Well.... (Score:2)
Re:Well.... (Score:2)
I think that's a question that will be overlooked by a lot of Microsoft fans. You'll see Paul Thurrott's Windows Felchers praise the widespread release of this wonderful tool (acquired from a third party) rather than answer the harder questions of why not make the OS more
Hey it Deleted my Netscape.... (Score:3, Funny)
So far so good with both (Score:5, Interesting)
The malware removal tool is pretty simple. It installs, scans, gives you a clean bill of health or tells you what a dirty infected whore your PC is.
The auto-update features in both applications is nice to see too... Grandma and Grandpa Internet need something to spoonfeed them like this, and if Microsoft keeps them free then grrreat. Now if only we could get them to fix IE so it isn't such a steaming pile...
Re:So far so good with both (Score:3, Interesting)
The Most EVIL Malware Ever! (Score:2)
Didn't work (Score:2)
A Better Abbreviation (Score:2)
That way when we can offer a GPL'd, Linux-based, Microsoft Software Removal Tool for free there may be more people looking at the correct way to secure their Personal Computing systems.
its all good (Score:2)
The bad news (Score:2)
release the hounds! (Score:3, Funny)
Malicious software writers promise to release an updated version of their work on the day after the second Tuesday of each month (which may or may not be the second Wednesday).
Re:release the hounds! (Score:2)
They may as well plan their updates for the first Tuesday of each month, as Microsoft will be incapable of responding to the new threat in time to roll the fix into the upcoming patch a week away anyways.
A what now? (Score:5, Funny)
"I dunno. Try running it?"
"Okay." (click-click.)
"PLEASE WAIT."
"What's it doing?"
"Dunno... oh, here."
"PROGRAM COMPLETE. FIFTEEN PROGRAMS REMOVED. HAVE FUN FIGURING OUT WHICH ONES, BITCHES."
"Dammit."
mal.icio.us ? (Score:2)
mal.icio.us [mal.icio.us] is currently empty, but it would be cool to see something there!
Re:mal.icio.us ? (Score:5, Funny)
Yup. You're right. Lot's of subdomain possibilities there!
Re:mal.icio.us ? (Score:2)
Re:mal.icio.us ? (Score:3, Insightful)
"Yeah, go check out this site, it's called delicious."
"Delicious.com?"
"No, d-e-l-dot-i-c-i-o... argh, just frickin' Google it. Oh wait, it's not in Google... [del.icio.us]
Fix the underlying problems now (Score:3, Insightful)
Line 'em up (Score:3, Funny)
1. Finally, a Windows XP uninstaller!
2. Finally, an IE uninstaller!
3. Jokes about the malicious/software wordplay -- is it a malicious tool to remove software or a malicious software removal tool? har har har
4. Does it run on Linux?
5. Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.
6. In Soviet Russia, software tools malice YOU!
7. In Korea, only old people run malicious tools.
8. Tin foil cap-sporting nerds complaining about WinVNC rumors.
9. ???
10. Profit!
11. Declare bankruptcy.
12. Bitch about MS.
13. Spell MS with a dollar sign.
14. Tin foil cap-sporting nerds complaining about how this is a MS chokehold attempt on the market.
15. Anonymous posters claiming they had sex with your mother.
16. Mindless slashbotting.
17. 53 offtopic posts.
18.
19. Some posts by the GNAA and/or Roland Piquepalle (one and the same)
20. One really long list of post summaries, to get modded down by angry Slashbots.
<accepting no karma bonus for this crap>
Re:Line 'em up (Score:2)
21. Curry eating MS certified morons who don't know how to program without a GUI
That about sums it up now
Re:Line 'em up (Score:2)
Re:Line 'em up (Score:2)
Oh, I guess the 'Microsoft certified moron who doesn't know how to program without a GUI' part must have hit a little too close to home huh?
Well... you can still get that degree in journalism and make yourself twice as useless.
Re:Line 'em up (Score:2)
Re:Line 'em up (Score:2)
Wow. A menu. (Score:2)
Do I get eggroll with that?
Re:Wow. A menu. (Score:2)
Re:Line 'em up (Score:2)
Fantastic (Score:2)
Thanks for pushing me away from Windows, MS! I'll remember to pay you back some day.
I can't believe it (Score:2)
I was about to take the slashdot editors to task for their ambiguous use of 'Malicious' in the title. I suspected that it was a not-so-clever bash at Microsoft.
Then I realised: that's the name Microsoft gave to it. Man, we knew couldn't write good software, but now they seem intent on proving they can't write proper English either.
Quick, someone, explain the concept of the adjective to the MS Marketing dept.
Re:I can't believe it (Score:2)
And someone else explain 'irony' to those slashdot readers who don't get the joke. 8^)
Malicious software removal tool? (Score:2)
XP Activation cracks. (Score:3, Interesting)
Good (Score:2)
On that note, there is some software out there that lets you play Realmedia files without installing that evil tripe onto your Windoze box. Behold Real Alternative [free-codecs.com]
Hmm (Score:2)
All joking aside, would Microsoft's marketing of a spyware removal tool constitute acknowledgement of critical design flaws in their product which they have no intention of fixing? (He asks as he fires up his LawSuitOMatic...)
he he he... (Score:2)
Disabling reporting (Score:5, Informative)
Those of you who detest automatic vendor notifications can disable this function. I just followed a tortuous string of buried references from MS to find out how, so to save you all the hassle, here's the thing:
Using regedit, create registry key HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\MR
Re:Anyone else read that as... (Score:2)
They wanted to call it the iUninstaller, but Apple had already copyrighted the term.
Re:Anyone else read that as... (Score:2)
Say, that sounds like a good name for a euthanasia device...
Re:Anyone else read that as... (Score:5, Insightful)
No, wait, the funny part is I thought "editing", much less "clarifying confusing sentence structure", was something the editors here did.
Re:Buckets (Score:2)
One is infinitely easier and cheaper to do.
Re:Buckets (Score:2)
The same reason why doctors don't cure any diseases anymore. The money is in prevention not the cure. Naturally its all about making the annoyed John and Jane feel better that Microsoft FIXED the problem (regardless if they started it). Can't know how good you feel if you've never felt bad...
Re:Buckets (Score:2)
Because it would cut Microsoft's profits, that's why. Fixing Windows's security issues would practically mean rebuilding the entire operating system minus the NT kernel. To get rid of many of the security issues would mean writing a new shell (without Internet Exploder), getting rid of old, insecure backwards compatibility cruft and replacing them with new APIs, and enforcing the user-administrator model that
Re:Buckets (Score:2)
Re:Just an antivirus (Score:2)
Uh oh. I got it for free. PLEASE DON'T CALL THE BSA!!!
Re:I just installed it, and will be rebooting (Score:5, Informative)
I have rebooted. My initial impression is that there is no immediately obvious way to run the removal program. KB890830 [microsoft.com] points out the web version of the Malicious Software Removal Tool [microsoft.com] and says that "When you download the tool from Windows Update or from Automatic Updates, the tool always runs in quiet mode." The KB also has a url to download the tool. [microsoft.com] Whee.
Re:Webbaesd? (Score:3, Informative)
Sure Webbaesd (Score:3, Funny)
But really, what in the world could be wrong with a web based scanning system? You trust Bill Gates, don't you? You don't think he would do anything unethical while scanning your computer across the web, do you? You don't think there's a reason that the headline of this Slashdot article used the word Malicious as the first adjective to refer to thi
Re:Confused. (Score:2)
Re:Doesn't Do Anything (Score:2)
Re:Nobody's saying it (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Nobody's saying it (Score:4, Informative)
You heard wrong. It also doesn't stop you from using any other spyware tool. How you got modded insightful is beyond me. (note: I'm not trying to insult you, that's more a smack at the mods than anything else)
Nobody's Saying this in reply, either (Score:2)
*This assumes that the software from MS works properly and does a good job at removing said software.
Re:Nobody's saying it (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually I don't think there SHOULD be a market for AntiVirus software. Normally I would agree with you. I think IE and WMP are examples that could be talked about in regard to embrace/extend and stifling competition.
However, no other OS in history has had to have an Antivirus industry EXCEPT Microsoft!
Re:Requires root privileges (Score:2)
Re:Is this how they fight Firefox? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Came through Automatic Updates (Score:2)