Hitachi Unveils Humanoid Robot 245
HunahpuMonkey writes "BBC reports that Hitachi has unveiled a humanoid robot, named Emiew, to compete with Honda's Asimo and Sony's Qrio robots. The robot has a vocabulary of about 100 words and could be trained for practical office and factory use. In addition, it is the fastest robot to date, moving 3.7 miles per hour on wheel feet which resemble the bottom half of a Segway scooter."
Battle Stairs! (Score:5, Funny)
Hitachi's new wheeled robot versus Honda's Asimo and Sony's Qrio in BATTLE STAIRS! First one down a flight of 100 steps intact wins.
Re: Battle Stairs! (Score:2, Funny)
So what do the rules of this competition say about winning? Would that be "to move down the steps fastest", or would they allow "to fall down in the shortest possible time, and built strong enough to survive the impact?"
The most difficult road is the most interesting one.
Re: Battle Stairs! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Battle Stairs! (Score:3, Funny)
For REAL fun, I say give the stairs various heights and widths, maybe a turn or two and some spikes. I LOOOVE me some spikes.
Re:Terrible secrets of space (Score:2)
Re:Terrible secrets of space (Score:2)
Re:Terrible secrets of space (Score:2)
"Hell hath
no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned"
I couldn't remember the whole thing when I typed it in from memory.
Cog and Kismet (Score:3, Funny)
I foresee a fight scene ala Anchorman; Cog wielding a switch-blade.
"Como estas, bitches!"
Re:Cog and Kismet (Score:4, Insightful)
That's not to say that the Japanese robots aren't major accomplishments; they are. So is a VCR, if you think about it. Just not when you stack it up against the goal of creating true AI, which is what Cog is all about, "humanoid intelligence."
Intelligencia (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know about you, but a 100 word vocabulary is already vastly superior to some of the factory workers I've worked with.
Re:Intelligencia (Score:2)
Me fail english? That's unpossible!
(Yeah, I know, bad quote but a single word post does not pass the lameness filter so technically this is filler).
Re:Intelligencia (Score:2)
Re:Intelligencia (Score:2)
Something about that name... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Something about that name... (Score:3, Funny)
I believe it is just you.
-Em
Segway wheels? (Score:2, Funny)
This is all fine... (Score:4, Funny)
Ah, and rape a fine writers' memory in the process!
Oooh (Score:4, Funny)
Now all they need to do is affix a gin & tonic brewer...
I think the saddest part about this... (Score:5, Insightful)
Not only that, robotics is one of the most fun branches of modern computing and engineering, and yet so few engineers actually go into it. It's a shame we aren't meeting up with more robots in real life (Fast foods should be relegated to robotics by now, as the food quality tends to resemble it)...
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:3, Insightful)
Specialized robots, like you mentioned, it's a whole different deal, and i agree. Automatized construction is the only industry i can think of that invest heavily in robotic research - we could use specialzed robots elsewhere.
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:3, Interesting)
Basically it's going to be a robot to retrieve books in the library, allowing the books to be packed denser on the shelves, thus boosting the capacity of our Library by 1.2M books. This kind of technology is amazing, and we should be findin
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:2)
Sure, I'd love to see them digitized just as would anyone, but it's just not practical as of yet, where handwriting recognition software isn't quite where it needs to be, and a lot of these books need special treatment that a robot could provide a lot easier than a human could.
And if I dug under my kitchen and found it... There'd be a lot more fuss about it
Actually... (Score:5, Insightful)
To me, the saddest part about all this is that the only companies willing to do any practical research in robotics are Japanese car companies because they look farther into the future than the next quarterly earnings report. The Japanese car companies are pumping R&D dollars into developing new technologies that will help them in the long run. The American car companies are taking that money and pumping it into bonuses for CEOs so they can buy a new ivory backscracther every year.
Face it, we just don't have the drive to improve that companies in other countries do.
GMD
Re:Actually... (Score:4, Funny)
If you'll excuse me, I have to return my Sony rental car and pick up my Hitachi at the body shop.
Re:Actually... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:2)
I wish they'd make robot cars. Then we could walk around safe in the comfort of knowing that cars have been given a survival instinct and they won't let drunk people make them swerve into pedestrians and whatnot.
But I figure that the Detroit business men got put off the whole robotics thing by Robocop. I mean, come on, who do you th
Harder and less fun than you think (Score:2)
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:2)
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:2)
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:2)
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:2)
Re:I think the saddest part about this... (Score:2)
Re:Related story (Score:2)
So life-like... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So life-like... (Score:2)
I've seen something like this. (Score:5, Interesting)
Very little stock was on hand, but you would select the music you wanted on one of the robots. It'd burn the audio CD, print up the liner, and assemble a shrink-wrapped product for a couple of yen more than one you'd get off the shelf, then dance around the room playing the biggest hit off the album.
The experience would only have been cooler if it could talk with you, although the sushi-dispensing robots did have a few stock phrases and voice recognition (you had to shout for them to hear you however).
Re:I've seen something like this. (Score:4, Funny)
I bet that the 'used womens panties' vending machine would be the one with the most interesting conversation...
Robot on a segway (Score:3, Insightful)
I like the idea, but does it fall over and break when the batteries die? Are they going to add a third wheel for safety reasons. (LOL)
What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:5, Insightful)
Most industrial robots I've seen don't need a humanoid form at all, and I can imagine several cases were the humanoid form is actually an impairment to getting work done. Why not go with more structurally efficient designs, like a spider, instead of focusing on bipedal bots for uses requiring ambulation?
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2)
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:4, Insightful)
As long as it has a face I can punch I don't care what shape it comes in.
But in all seriousness I do agree, the quest for human shaped robots is intriguing. We are obviously not the most able bodied creatures when it comes to our "form factor", our superiority is not in our shape but in our huge monkey brain.
Maybe it's to out people at ease, but I for one do _not_ welcome our new humanoid robot overlords. It creeps me out when things that don't have a soul start talking to me. Call me crazy.
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:3, Funny)
Ever met a lawyer?
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2)
It's almost like we're spear and rock-chucking machines.
There are other benefits to being bipedal. With two legs we can squeeze through smaller spaces than we could if we had four or eight. We're one of the only mammals that is exclusively bipedal. Even gorillas walk with their arms. We'd probably have
Re:Soul? (Score:3, Interesting)
A soul is what made you ask that question in the first place. It's hard to define but you know it when you see it.
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:4, Insightful)
There is also the idea of robot-human interaction: would you rather interact with Asimo or a spider?
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:4, Insightful)
that, and they look way cool...
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2)
So what is wrong with a spider type robot? So long as they are not more than a foot square and more than 6 feet tall they should have no problem with the vast majority of houses, and it is a lot easier for them to keep their balance when there are always plenty of legs on the ground.
I want a robot in my house to clean my house. I don't care if it is an ugly thing, because I want to set it to wake up at 8am and vacuum the stairs (seriously, the stairs in my house are my biggest regular maintenance headach
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2)
and is vacuuming all you can think of for a robot to do? i want mine to do my laundry, do the dishes, go shopping for me, cook, and clean the rest of my house. everything one used to keep a woman for (aside from sex, al
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:3, Interesting)
Do you buy a robot cooker, microwave, eggbeater etc. etc. Or a robot that can use the tools already?
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2)
Well most people I know have a robot to wash their dishes. It doesn't use the tools you have already, but instead requires its own custom interface to the house. People don't have a problem with it though.
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2)
If I remember correctly, Asimov's primary reason for using the human shape was that it was the most successful and adaptable shape in nature. Economy was secondary.
A.
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2)
However, many of the problems involved in making a bipedal robots are the same problems you get in other areas. For instance, I suspect that the problems in making a robot walk on two legs are present to some extent in making a 4 or 8 legged robot. That is, while we can make an 8 legged robot now, if we knew how to make a 2 legged one, we could probably make a bette
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2)
If controlling two legs is complex then controlling eight should be a snap right? Please...
Re:What's the big deal about humanoid robots? (Score:2, Informative)
Ok so what are these good for. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Ok so what are these good for. (Score:2)
Walk the dog? Sure! Attach the leash to the unit and let it pull.
Cook your meals? Perhaps if it were modified with a flipper arm and a dunking arm, and a voice module to say "Would you like fries with that?"
It may not be up to part for Wife 1.0, but hell if it isn't a good pet
Re:Ok so what are these good for. (Score:3, Funny)
Being an early adopter is hell. I still haven't gotten any calls on my video phone. I ended up rerouting my cable to it so I could pretend celebrities are calling.
Re:Ok so what are these good for. (Score:2)
Re:Ok so what are these good for. (Score:2)
I was going to break your heart and let you in on something ELSE that robot can't do with you, but then I realized you said WIFE 1.0 and not GIRLFRIEND 1.0, so the point is likely moot?
Re:Ok so what are these good for. (Score:3, Funny)
Finally! (Score:2)
Slow Learners (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Slow Learners (Score:2)
Humanoid robots? (Score:5, Funny)
Damn I'm behind, I gotta get rid of these stupid legs.
UPGRADE
Re:Humanoid robots? (Score:2)
If wheels are not available metal, not organic, limbs should be used whenever possible.
Remember, survival means every man for himself.
You can help noone else.
Do not panic.
(and if anyone recognises that reference, I'll put them on my 'friends' list).
It has to be said... (Score:5, Funny)
Awe, crap, who am I kidding? I'm going to be freakin' outsourced to one of these little @#$@#$ers...
DIE, YOU LITTLE ROTTER! R2D2 WAS TWICE THE BOT YOU WILL EVER BE!
Why robot research is wasteful (Score:4, Interesting)
However, rather than build an artificial brain, it appears more cost effective and closer to improve the bandwidth costs so that such bots can be controlled from low-wage nations. We don't need artificial intelligence because there are billions of idle human brains around the planet.
I suppose one could argue that remote-control servants could end up causing malice, but artificial alternives may do the same either because AI might go bizerk, or more likely because it is not good enough yet and will make stupid mistakes.
In short, remote-controll appears the more reachable goal at this stage. Bandwidth cost reduction does not appear to need the giant breakthrus that AI does.
Why robot research is not wasteful (Score:2)
BTW, it was a bit surreal to read the BBC quoting the robots in the article...
Re:Why robot research is wasteful (Score:3, Interesting)
I think there are actually three categories of robots: child-like, adult, and non-humanoid. Real robots are either child-like and Japanese, or non-humanoid and American. I do not know if it was intentional, but your commen
Holding office (Score:3, Insightful)
(Of course, my first thought was that that's vastly overqualified for what it apparently takes to be elected President these days.)
Blimey! (Score:2)
The end of the Microsoft Employee (Score:3, Funny)
I'm pretty sure Dean Kamen has a patent lock... (Score:2)
The problem with .... (Score:5, Informative)
Regards,
Steve
6km/h (Score:2)
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Segway Robotic Mobility Platform, or a clone? (Score:2)
The bottom looks a bit different, so it's not directly what they show on the Segway RMP page. The robot also looks to have a left/right tilt feature which would be independant of the base... though it doesn't lean too much, so it might not be a significant difference.
Are there any other english-language references to this thing? It must actually be news for a change, there appear to be only a handful
I for one... (Score:3, Funny)
How long before they replace us? (Score:2)
In fact I can foresee a time when robots will be the managers. Unlike (some)
Re:How long before they replace us? (Score:2)
Note that the mechanism used to beat a human chess player was to consider literally billions of board combinations in each room, whereas even the best human chess master might only consider a few hundred combinations at most before he moves, and of those only analyze a handful to any great detail.
If a computer only considered as many board moves as a real chess master, even *I* could probably beat it.
Re:How long before they replace us? (Score:3, Funny)
Is it referring to motor control systems? Or something more sinister?
Live and co-exist with people? (Score:2)
I'm reminded of the serious design flaw the original Daleks posessed.
This is what i love (Score:2)
These forward thinking and risk taking companies will make the world more what we see in Anime, and possibly end in the Great War.
Realistically though, american companies did not recruit and employ young creative talent *AND* give them visible projects/influence over products as much as japanese companies have. While US firms would hire young engineers
Amazing! (Score:2)
Wow, it's just like a chav.
Upon the initial system boot.... (Score:3, Funny)
Wheels... whew (Score:2)
This way, no matter how badly things go with the laws of robotics we can just go up a flight of stairs to be safe.
I'm glad to see they agree with me.
A Quiet Turing Test... (Score:2)
You have been replaced by a small Perl script.... (Score:3, Funny)
"You have been replaced by a small Perl script..."
It's getting closer to reality. I can feel it.
Wait a sec... Fastest? (Score:2)
It is a WHEELED robot and it can only go 3.7mph? I wouldn't be bragging about speed just yet.
Yeah, but can it do my laundry? (Score:3, Funny)
"wheel feet" (Score:2)
They either mispelled "wheels" in a very contrived way or they are attempting to distract people from the fact that they can't do legs.
Re:Why don't we have a robotics industry? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Why don't we have a robotics industry? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Why don't we have a robotics industry? (Score:2)
In montreal there is a movie theatre where the cashiers are hidden away in a small room and what you interact with is their image and sound on a round screen.
I hate that place.
Re:Why don't we have a robotics industry? (Score:2)
Their latest idea is to outsource the drive-through talker. [com.com] The drive-through intercom will be remoted to an offsite location, where the order will be keyed into the kitchen computer network.
If we had a $15/hr minimum wage, we'd see far more robotics and automation. But what would we do with all the excess people? We tried this. [thecha.org]
Re:Why don't we have a robotics industry? (Score:2)
Between our high schools, wal-marts, liberal media, conservative media, etc. - we are churning out robots by millions.
-Em
Re:Why don't we have a robotics industry? (Score:2)
Re:Wheel feet resemble bottom half of segway? (Score:2)
I figured it was the "only two parallel wheels with no other visible means of support" part.
Re:Obligatory Comment (Score:2)