Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes 1037
ryanjm writes "Microsoft has decided to drop the "my" prefixes for Longhorn. Instead of "My Computer," it will be just just plain simple "Computer". "
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Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:2)
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:4, Funny)
Oh the irony (Score:5, Insightful)
"But that's not *my* Videos, it must be someone elses. Doesn't that have to do with it being multi-user?"
Re:Oh the irony (Score:3, Funny)
Once again, MS is undermining justice in this country...
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
"Collective" (old "Network neighbourhood")
"Contact with the masses" (old "Internet" -> MSIE)
Toss in a red-and-yellow UI theme, a sicle&hammer icon and the Internationale playing in the background...
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:2)
OR with the new DRM schemes it will soon be:
"Their Computer" (old Our computer)
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, that's the next step. They get us used to just "Computer" and "Documents", then they'll change to "Our Computer" and "Our Documents" as they gradually take control of everything on the computer. Then the ultimate in simplification. You'll boot the computer and, instead of icons, you get:
All your base are belong to us.
Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... (Score:2)
[faced with a 20th century computer]
Scotty [imdb.com]: Computer. Computer?
[Bones hands him a mouse and he speaks into it]
Scotty [imdb.com]: Hello, computer.
Dr. Nichols [imdb.com]: Just use the keyboard.
Scotty [imdb.com]: Keyboard. How quaint.
Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:2)
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:2)
Maybe I'll be able to switch OS's by the time Longhorn comes out and still play all the games I want to play now.
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
lemme get this straight... (Score:3, Funny)
Such arrogance, Bill!
Ohhhh, I get it, built in P2P folders for "Pictures" , "Videos" and "Music". Now it all makes sense. And with industry-leading Microsoft security. (I didn't say WHAT industry... haw haw!)
Re:lemme get this straight... (Score:3, Insightful)
Shameful how they have to copy their ideas from Gnome isn't it?
Re:lemme get this straight... (Score:3)
Microsoft names everything else "Microsoft XYZ", why not your computer? i.e.:
Microsoft Windows
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft Computer
Microsoft Documents
Microsoft Music
Microsoft Network Places
etc.
Of course, if they wanted to be REALLY evil, they could name it the "iOpener". (I always think of an electronic can opener when I hear that.)
Netscape vs. Microsoft (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:lemme get this straight... (Score:3, Informative)
Hey, don't laugh! Back in the days of Windows 95, some enterprising individuals figured out how to share files over the Internet using SMB folder sharing. I forget how it worked (probably a publicly available workgroup controller), but you would be able to see other Internet users under "Network Neighborhood". It was tons of fun browsing people's computers to see what they had available. Some people even se
Re:lemme get this straight... (Score:3, Interesting)
Ah, yeah. I had to grab some files off my PC at work, I opened a VPN connection there, went Start->Run , typed (for example) \\10.10.10.20\myfiles.
More than a meg of traffic went over that VPN before the windows was populated with (ten) icons.
SMB SUCKS. It's terribly ineffient. You might as well convert the binary to ASCII, ie 1010110110101 and then XML it, ie <BinaryDigit Value="1"/><BinaryDigit Value="0"/>... and then FTP it. You'd
Re:lemme get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
Me: Can you right click on my computer
Them: [silence]
Me: Hello?
Them: How can I click on your computer?
Abbott, lemme get this straight... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:lemme get this straight... (Score:3, Funny)
It's a dairy farmer.
Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
You do realize its not real, right? Its just an entertaining movie? That scene was hilarious.
What, his typing speed is what actually bothered you? How about his instant knowledge of MAC molecular modeling software, knowing the entire mac interface, making invisibile aluminum, etc. etc. THAT all made sense, but how did he type so fast?
And we all know you can travel in time by flying around the sun! And that giant whale creatures fly through space and kill planets....
But man - theres NO WAY he could type that fast! Its all bullshit I tell you!
Uh oh... (Score:5, Funny)
No need to figure it out! (Score:3, Funny)
With patentened Weak Windows Security (tm), they are EVERYONES files!
My My... (Score:5, Interesting)
I guess it means that with the new DRM technology, it really IS no longer your computer.
Re:My My... (Score:2)
it really IS no longer your computer.
No, but I think that implies the computer is being 0wn3d. ;)
Re:My My... (Score:3, Interesting)
If they ever manage subscription-only operating systems, it would be tempting to make a "Donnie Darko" theme with an animated background: a scrawled-on arm whose numbers count down till the end of your license.
Re:My My... (Score:4, Interesting)
DEC/Compaq/HP have been doing that for years. If you let your VMS OS and application licenses lapse, the system locks you out. You can only login on the system console, the network stack won't load (due to expired license), and any licensed apps won't run. Its been done before, is being done, and will continue to be done for quite some time.
Re:My My... (Score:3, Informative)
I call bullshit. You could get (usually free) time limited evaluation licenses, but if you purchased a regular license there was no termination date on it. Hence it didn't "lapse".
You could check this by looking at the license with the LICENSE utility ($ LIC LIST/FULL <license name>). Look for the line with "termination date", like this:
PAK Termination Date: (none)
That's not to say that proprietary software and restrictive
Re:My My... (Score:3, Insightful)
I do. "My" annoyed me from the first time I saw Windows 95. "My" before everything is childish, superfluous, and not necessarily factual.
Re:or path issues...UGH! (Score:5, Interesting)
Quite an elegant way of doing it, imho.
Re:or path issues...UGH! (Score:3, Funny)
MOD +1 : Rimshot (Score:2)
Re:My My... (Score:2)
FYI - the letter "H" is spelled aitch [reference.com]... Just in case you ever need to spell out pee-aitch-dee again :-)
And in the next release... (Score:3, Funny)
And in the next release, they'll replace it with "Our".
--MarkusQ
Re:And in the next release... (Score:2)
Stuff that matters? (Score:2)
Re:Stuff that matters? (Score:2)
hmm (Score:2)
actually this is good, i hate those prefixes.
Getting rid of "my" because (Score:2)
HELP COMPUTER. (Score:2)
Stop all the downloadin'!
Wow, that's all I needed to hear! Longhorn for me! (Score:2)
No really seriously though. Now I can't say "My Computer!" in a big retarded voice whenever I have to double-click on it.
Really though, this is some big news, a drastic change like this to the windows UI hasn't happened since 3.1.
-Jesse
How Appropriate (Score:2)
A legal nuance... (Score:2, Flamebait)
Wow. (Score:2)
Good (Score:2)
Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document folders (Score:3, Insightful)
Hopefully this sigals the last time these folders chage location/name. Then perhaps people would start to use them. I always use the default Documents/Music/Pictures folders on OS X but over the years I have avoided using the Windows equivilent because I knew it would shift and I'd have to learn the new placement again.
Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold (Score:2)
*goes back to command prompt*
C:\cd C:\Documents and Settings\xxxxxx\Local Settings\Application Data\IsolatedStorage\32w4syu4.acn\21yxg0lq.lam\Pu
Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:More often than that (Score:5, Informative)
Windows 3.1 didn't have a default "My Documents" folder type of thing.
Windows 95, c:\My Documents; No real home directory other than that.
Windows 98, c:\My Documents; No real home directory other than that.
Windows ME, c:\My Documents; No real home directory other than that.
Windows NT 4, c:\winnt\profiles\username\My Documents if I remember right, not sure. Home directory would be one level above.
Windows 2000, c:\documents and settings\username\My Documents. Home directory would be one level above.
Windows XP, c:\documents and settings\username\My Documents. Home directory would be one level above.
Now, how long as OSX been out? Since 2001 was it? Wouldn't that mean it isn't as old as Windows 2000? Gee, that'd make it where as long as OSX has been out, the My Docs directory under Windows has been the same, shouldn't it?
Look, if you are going to troll Windows subjects, at least get it right...
For Accuracy (Score:2)
i.e. Pwned by BonziBuddy.
An applaudable step towards transparency from Microsoft.
Pip pip.
I suppose it's safe to say... (Score:2)
why.... (Score:2)
Good Idea. (Score:3, Funny)
Confused parents (Score:2)
Sigh.
that's right... (Score:2)
In related news... (Score:5, Funny)
Later, at a press conference, Steve Jobs announced the new, updated G5 eMy eioMac. Old MacDonald could not be reached for comment.
0wned (Score:2)
And wait until we rent our software. Then the concept of owning your computer will truly be a thing of the past.
My oh my. (Score:2)
Ah well, it was a myopic business plan at best.
Why do they still say "computer"? (Score:2)
I'm coming from a Mac perspective--am I way off base here?
Re:Why do they still say "computer"? (Score:2)
That will be a feature (Score:2)
Who cares? (Score:2)
I mean, it's not rocket surgery or brain science, after all.
Re:Who cares? (Score:3, Interesting)
What about in a classroom where all the lab/learning computers are set up like this by default? It's confusing as hell.
"Class, double click on My Computer."
"What do you mean Your Computer?"
"No, I mean your My Computer."
"What?!"
"Click on the icon My Computer on Your Computer. *sigh
Thank you! (Score:2)
This is following the new Microsoft standard (Score:2)
They were going to call it "Our Computer", but decided against it on the grounds that users might think they were sharing something, and didn't want there to be any confusion. Microsoft doesn't share anything.
(For the humorless: This is a joke. But it's funny because you know how close to the truth i
Improvement (Score:2)
Not an improvement to shell out cash for, but still an improvement
Make sense... (Score:2, Interesting)
Microsoft should check if there's more than one user registered in the machine and put an "Our Computer" label below the icon
...but more importantly (Score:2)
Makes sense... (Score:2)
Computer? (Score:2)
[RANT] About damn time (Score:2)
It's just unnatural and fucking stupid. "Go to your My Documents folder", "Open your My Computer", and if you drop the 'your', they think you're talking about your own computer.. "Open My Computer".. "I can't get to it, where are you?"
GAH
Of course they will. (Score:2)
finally (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft Bob? (Score:2)
Thankfully there's Linux.
only seems fitting (Score:2)
An end to a tech support nightmare. (Score:5, Funny)
Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer"
User: I can't see your computer.
Helpdesk: No, double click on "My Computer" on your computer.
User: Huh?
Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labled "My Computer". Double click on it.
User: What's your computer doing on mine?
actually... (Score:2)
Sad (Score:2)
Fucking great (Score:2)
New MS Trademarks (Score:2)
Who wanna bet... (Score:5, Interesting)
I already have "Moje Dokumenty" (original name by Windows with polish localization) and "My Documents" right next to it, created by some dumb program.
Windows resides on D:, but of course there's "Program Files" with something in it on 510MB FreeDOS C: partition. I cleaned up the Start Menu so there's just "Aplikacje" and whatever created "Applications" went there. Sure there are system variables that default to proper directories. Just not every application uses them.
Re:Who wanna bet... (Score:3, Informative)
On Mac OS special folders could be named anything and be anywhere (futeure-proofing and localisation-safe). Applications just tell the OS that something needs to go into whichever special folder it needs to go in. So it's not impossible to create an elegant solution, just not possible for Microsoft to do it.
Windows can do this, too. Applications are supposed to use the SHGetSpecialFolderpath() API to get the localization-friendly, drive-letter-independent path to special folders like "My Documents". Of c
News for nerds. Stuff that matters, they said. (Score:3, Funny)
It would also be nice if they added "My Compiler" to the default install of the OS.
I can dream.
My Computer, Your Computer (Score:3, Insightful)
After all, it IS your computer, right?
This change will obviously be the heart of longhorn. All the other features they've thrown out by now (grin)
Is it just me, or does this sound like a PR unit leaking little bits of stuff over the months to the press in an effort to keep Longhorn in the news? I imagine we'll be hearing more little "gems" like this as the year proceeds.
We got our top minds on it. (Score:5, Funny)
Computers for Adults (Score:5, Interesting)
I've always said that since W2K MS have produced a very capable operating system held back by an interface designed with nothing but contempt for users.
Re:Computers for Adults (Score:3, Insightful)
What you've basically described is MacOS 7 or so. Simple, to the point, and nothing but functional. There are simply too many options on computers for modern users (I know; I do phone tech support, and you would not believe how many people are confused by the simplest of computer/Windows operational things like "Shutting down", "restarting", or "right clicking").
If cars were designed to the complexity of Windows, you would have three different ways to turn
So they think users have graduated from preschool (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, with all the security holes..... (Score:3, Funny)
Thank God, I've been doing this for years. (Score:3, Interesting)
small fix, need more! (Score:3, Interesting)
Reading the posts, I was surprised there weren't more suggestions for a more reasonable or intuitive directory organization, e.g, perhaps "/home/USER" for instead of "Documents and Settings/blah blah blah". The "Documents and Settings" paradigm seems to be confusing enough to baffle even the software application providers.
Many times I've had to traverse the hell that is "Documents and Settings" just to find where some misguided application has dropped my latest "Untitled n" masterpiece. Sometimes, I never find it.
My solution, for myself, and for others I do support for has been to actually create a "/home/USER" where USER is... Then I show users how to set up their software to point to that directory or any subdirectories they've chosen to create. So far, they've all thanked me.
I'm guessing there'll be a bit of flaming at me along the lines of "The standard is Documents and Settings...", but as I mentioned at the outset, educating me, your friends, etc. isn't enough... I've seen off-the-shelf software misuse or completely miss the paradigm.
So, hopefully, this will be fixed too... (while "/home" may be imperfect... what exactly does "Documents and Settings" represent? Especially as Microsoft begins to move more and more to an "object" model.)
A boon for Cygwin users (Score:3, Insightful)
cd /cygdrive/c/Documents\ and\ Settings/User/My\ Documents
Put that in your pipe and smoke it (Score:3, Funny)
So there!
Will they now simply be known as Crosoft now, by the way?