Robotic Bins and Benches in Cambridge 138
OldBus writes "According to the BBC robotic bins and benches have been installed in Cambridge. According to the article, they 'move and chuckle' and 'sing when the sun comes out.'" From the article: "Mr Bogen hopes the cutting edge technology would help keep the bins and benches safe from theft. The Junction has a three year maintenance contract with Greyworld and plans to name all the bins and benches individually to make carrying out repairs easier."
Less likely theft? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Less likely theft? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, cause we all know theives steer away from cutting edge technology. New technology is like a new car. Once it drives off the lot it takes a big hit in resale value. Theives are wise and only steel old technology because its depreciation has stabilied.
"They are what's called "generative" so that over time they develop more and more personality. You'll find that one bench may be particularly attracted to a particular bin. They will chuckle and giggle sometimes or make rude noises."
I think it's great that we're encouraging public displays of affection between innatimate objects as long as it's not gay bin on bin or bench on bench action. Hopefully the maintainers can successfully get them to succcessfuly mate in this native environment so the project can spread and more people around the world can be delighted by their rude noises.
"Artistic and executive director of The Junction, Paul Bogen, said: "They're great because they're fun and art should be fun and it should be something people enjoy and not just stodgy and theoretical.""
I know I really hate the boring task of throwing away my trash while in public. I've been waiting for the day that someone would invent a moving trash can I'd have to chase around while it giggled and farted. Don't even get me started on taking a relaxing lunch break at a park, enjoying nature just wishing the bench would talk to me.
"The project cost £110,000 and was funded by the Arts Council and the National Lottery. "
The Arts Council and National Lottery have been overlooked for bigger civic projects for too long. This will teach the world not to overlook the genious lurkin within it's own governments. Hopefully they'll start taking a more prominent roles in other public works projects. Just imaging highway offramps in more beautiful shapes like tulips, famous faces, zebra stripes, or fat naked ladies. I'm personally tired of the old clover. Stairs that go up but wind up bringing you down and sideways. An elevator where you push 6 buttons and it randomly pics six floors (and a supplemental) to let you off at. It's not fun to press a buton and know that's where the elevator is going to stop and open it's doors to let you out. Where's the thrill? Where's the adventure? Where's the FUN?
Re:Less likely theft? (Score:1)
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-Nano.
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I can smell numerous end of year scavenger hunts.
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Naming Scheme? (Score:2)
I'm a little curious how they're planning on naming them..namingschemes.com [namingschemes.com]
Re:Naming Scheme? (Score:2)
Hang about. (Score:5, Insightful)
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it's one of those things that you can look at and within 1 microsecond say to yourself 'I give them a week before they're stolen, covered in graffiti or vandalised".
There's a fairly sleepy seaside town near me and the shopping area (a 1 minute walk from end to end) has just sprouted an all-stainless-steel 'information point' with a 17" LCD screen - I looked at it and within 1 microsecond.....
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R2D2, is that you? (Score:5, Funny)
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Well, maybe they sing like my mom used to when she made dinner for her eight offspring (which believe me was a major production). It wasn't so much that she was off key (she was), but never sang an entire song. Oh, no. She'd just sing a snatch of the best bit, maybe just one line, over and over and over. And she used to chuckle -- at her own bad jokes and wisecracks.
Come to think of
Re:Hang about. (Score:2, Funny)
Sure, when the bot's inertial and GPS sensors detect that it's being abused, it'll switch to shrieking car-alarm mode: "Bot-beater! Bot-napper! Help! *KLAXXON* I have your picture! I have 1000volts! Help!"
Re:Hang about. (Score:1)
For that matter, what kind of dirty skank steals bins anyway? Not got enough rubbish of their own? Bloody students.
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Clippy bench! (Score:2)
HELLO THERE!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL ME!!! Would you like to know more about: Stealing, Robbing, prison, the cops that are coming from the left and were just alerted by me...?
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ever better! (Score:2, Funny)
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A good hack would be to give them Dalek voices... (Score:5, Funny)
DOC TOR!!
Re:A good hack would be to give them Dalek voices. (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:A good hack would be to give them Dalek voices. (Score:1)
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Yes, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, but do they sigh contentedly when used?
Re:Yes, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes. And it's so depressing.
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Large-scale irritation (Score:5, Interesting)
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That little toaster put up with so much abuse.
All it wanted to do was toast things.
Re:Large-scale irritation (Score:2)
They will ultimately be used for advertising. Consider this extract from a little-known film-noir:
Week 1. A meeting with Marco in the high-street. I was a few minutes early, so I stopped in Starbucks and got a double mochachino with hundreds-and-thousands. I think there was some coffee in there somewhere. The street bins were out on patrol, and one of them trundled up to me. I dumped the empty cup in its receptacle.
Re:Large-scale irritation (Score:5, Funny)
I've never been over there - I've been in the US all of my life....
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- Listen, - said Ford, who was still engrossed in the sales brochure,
- they make a big thing of the ship's cybernetics. A new generation of
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers, with the new GPP
feature.
- GPP feature? - said Arthur. - What's that?
- Oh, it says Genuine People Personalities.
- Oh, - said Arthur, - sounds ghastly.
A voice
Re:Large-scale irritation (Score:5, Insightful)
I wonder what it would be like if you programmed these things to squeal in agony like a baby animal being tortured. We have a tendency to fill in human characteristics to anything that exhibits behavior we can fit into a human patter -- behavior we can find a human explanation for. People who live with an old car for a long time tend to personify it's mechanial quirks.
Randomly breaking into song is just stupid elevator music, but singing to great the sunrise has a kind of charm to it.
In any case, I'd bet exhibiting pain would deter many casual vandals. The ones who aren't deterred may be people you want to keep your eye on.
Re:Large-scale irritation (Score:2)
You're ignoring the 'chav' mentality amongst many British youths, where the idea of fun of a Saturday night is to go out in a pack of about 30 and find actual humans to beat and hospitalize. If you've any spent any time in any reasonably large town in Britain after about 9PM, you'll know what I mean, and know that exhibiting pain is likely to draw more vandalism than it deters.
Sad state of affairs, I know, but that's
Re:Large-scale irritation (Score:2)
I wasn't happy. I'm not used to feeling scared in my 'own' town (and I'm not a small defenseless lad either
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I was living in Chelmsford (Arguably the capitol of Chavdom) for about 6 months and all my older relatives were making this same complaint. A little worried I ventured into Chelmsford on a Friday evening and discovered this to be BS.
Sure, some people drink to much. And sure, some kids are up to no good. Tell me again how this is unusual.
Just like the recent scare of hoodies, it's mostly a misunderstanding of youth by adults. Sure some youngsters are genuinely da
Re:Large-scale irritation (Score:1, Interesting)
I bet people would throw away every bit of trash they could find (and perhaps some things that aren't trash
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I think a further improvement would be to make these robotic bins have 'patches' of pavement/sidewalks to maintain.
The vandalism problem shouldn't be too much a problem, Camrbidge already have ample CCTV cameras overlooking most of the centre streets and a d
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The next day, I come in and saw that the trash bins weren't singing anymore; some smartass had clipped the speaker wire with a pair of pliers. My hat is off to him/her/it.
Personally, I'd make the garbage cans randomly scream in terror at passersby and defend themselves against attackers by means of an embedded
What is the obsession... (Score:2, Insightful)
While I applaud the effort for making it artsy and cool, trying to say that the technology is useful for anything else preemptively is well, marketing bullshit
What next? (Score:1)
For an extra few pennies, the toilet analyses your crap and says "dude, you really should eat more fiber, stop drinking alcohol and eat some fruit"
That would be a whole different meaning to "excremental humour"...
Re:What next? (Score:2)
I just can't wait until one is hacked to complain about the pain in all of the dioeds down its left side.
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It's like... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, great... (Score:4, Funny)
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User: Bin, do yo have the time?
Bin: It's quarter past nine. By the way the bins down 3rd street say there's a rain squall heading this way; you might want to duck inside until it passes.
User: Is there a Starbucks around here?
Bin: No, but there's an independent espresso shop at 150, just half a block north of here. They left a promotional message on me, would you like to here it?
User: Uh, no thanks.
(Later, in a different part of the city.)
Joe: Bench, have you seen a girl named Mary?
Bench: Somebody was sitting on me for about five minutes earlier this morning, but I don't know if that's who you're looking for. That was about 8 am.
Joe: Well if she shows up, tell her that I waited for half an hour but I had to leave.
(later)
Mary: Was there somebody waiting for somebody here?
(Silence)
Bench: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Mary: yes, was somebody waiting for me here?
Bench: Well, somebody was here at about 8AM. About 10 there was a man who was here for five minutes. He left a message for somebody he was waiting for.
Mary: What was the message?
Bench: It might be personal; would you mind telling me your name, dearie?
Mary: My name is "Mary Moe."
Bench: Well, he said if Mary shows up, I should tell her he was waiting for her for half an hour.
Mary: But you said he was only here for five minutes? Around 10 AM?
Bench: Yes. He arrived here at 10 Am, four minutes and five seconds, and left at 10 AM, eight minutes and fifty three seconds.
Mary: Oooh. How can he be such a jerk!
Bench: I'm sorry dearie, I can't help you with that. You sound like you might be in trouble. If you need a real person to talk to, I can put you in touch with one. Are you in trouble?
Mary: Uh, no thanks, I'm fine.
Bench: Don't mention it.
(Later on that day Mary calls Joe)
Mary (on phone): Joe, you jerk! You stood me up!
Joe: No I didn't! I waited for half an hour! I left a message with the bench, the one that sounds like somebody's grandmother!
Mary: You idiot. The bench told me you were only there for only five minutes. And you were late. And you were supposed to meet me by the statue of Douglas Adams, not Lewis Carrol.
Joe: Which statue of Adams?
Mary: The Equestrian one you dope. The seats at the big monument are granite.
Joe: Oh, no! I hate that bench. It's so crabby.
Mary: Not as crabby as I am.
Joe: OK, look, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you I swear!
Mary: Yeah right.
Joe: No, really. Meet me this afternoon at the bench by the pond.
Mary: Which bench?
Joe: The one that sounds like Barry White.
Mary: Oooh! I love that one.
Great story (Score:1)
Now I want talking benches
Re:Great story (Score:2)
It raises the question though: even if furniture someday passs the Turing test, does that mean men might as well? I mean of course on the topic of women, as judged by women.
How long will it be before.. (Score:5, Funny)
It'd be hilarious to hear and see the bins going all over the place with random movements shouting out 'Fuck!', 'Shit!', 'Cunt!', 'Bitch!', 'Dickhead!', etc.
Even if someone didn't take it to this extreme, I bet it won't be too long before someone does hack them to do something different from their original purpose.
Re:How long will it be before.. (Score:1)
I guess this explains why you're a fucking Anonymous Coward. Shove your head up your ass, you'll probably like it better in there.
hey real quick: what movie (Score:2, Funny)
"Help, Help, I'm being repressed!"
dissuade gambling (Score:2)
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Well, it's not quite as simple as that. Running the lottery is outsourced to a company called Camelot. The companies wanting to run it had to submit bids explaining what they'd do with the money.
Camelot answered "Give some of it to arts projects, put some of it into the prize fund, use the rest to pay our directors absurd quantities of money", and they got the contract.
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I'll let you know what they're like... (Score:3, Interesting)
--
Toby
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Prior Art (Score:1)
RTFA Everyone! (Score:5, Informative)
Apparently, this is just what constitues "art" today. This article [junction.co.uk] is straight from the horses mouth about it.
Thiefs wont want to.. (Score:2, Interesting)
steal pointless crazy stuff like this, they have no re-sale value (I doubt the components are that expensive, most of the £110k was probably development time and research etc.). Then I saw this: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06/10/kidnapped_ dalek/ [theregister.co.uk]
Somebody stole a pointless crazy thing (e.g. a rare original dalek from the Dr.Who series) and their trying to ransom it back..
Putting £110 worth of equipment anywhere in most places in the UK and not bolting it to the ground is always a bad
Re:Thiefs wont want to.. (Score:2)
Ummm
Street signs. Planters. Traffic cones. Traffic lights. Stop signs. Anything really.
I've never seen any evidence that these things have any resale value either, but the damnedest things do get stolen.
oh dear... (Score:2, Funny)
I live in Cambridge (Score:2)
Which is to say never.
Today, I put on my SKI JUMPER at 12 noon for a short trip outside because it's cold and cloudy. At least it's not raining. Yet. In theory, this is June. In practice, this might pass for february.
In other Cambridge news, there was the recent environment-saving plan: just reduce trash collection frequency (with no corresponding decrease in council tax). This is why I throw my tras
You insensitive clod! (Score:1)
Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:2)
there's 150 of us living in shoe box in middle 't road.
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Don't feed the bins (Score:4, Funny)
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The benches will be singing all the time then? (Score:2, Flamebait)
The Japanese build robotic exoskeletons straight out of Mobile Suit Gundam.
The Brits build robotic dustbins and benches.
Typical.
Talk about a wake up call (Score:2)
Not the first time (Score:2)
You know you're in trouble (Score:2)
Ob (Score:2)
"mmm hmm"
"And I don't want you to tell me how small my butt is today, or how wonderful a day it is, or mention how particularly stunning the trash bin is this morning."
"mmm hmm"
"Ok, here goes..."
"whew, not a sound!"
"IS THAT THE WAY YOU LIKE IT MR. BEEBLEBROX?"
Perhaps oblig. Futurama? (Score:3, Funny)
Bender: Oh, wait. You're a robot.
Kegbot: Don't stop.
Bender: Ewwww....
And the Dish Ran Away with the Spook (Score:2)
If you haven't read it already, And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon [scifi.com] is a really great short read by up-and-coming sci-fi author Paul Di Filippo.
Gads. Forget the diamond age. It appears that we're intering the age of blebs.
What is art? (Score:2)
Would the money have been better spent on a thousand hotel-room quality peices?
(side note, what I like to do with a painting is envision the area outside the frame, from clues in the picture; like shadows, reflections, and structural hints, and other hard to quantify bits; like a painting showing 3 people, but there is a table set for four... is the forth person the painter?)
HG2G (Score:1)
"Ahhhhhhhh"
~Doors on the Heart of Gold
This is just the beginning... (Score:1)
Larger trash bins on city streets equipped with wireless net cams could double as police eyes on the street and clean-up crew, and rudimentary robotic arms could pick up and dispose of garbage.
Your cat'
NOW Chinese furniture re-org (Score:1)
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Later, I had a young go-getter working for me who decided this was too cryptic. Having learned about computers in the era of the PC, she had no idea where "bin" came from, so she relabelled all those folders to "Bin of Applications".
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Re:And I for one (Score:1, Redundant)