Sony Aibo Hacks Increase Functionality 134
Dinglenuts writes "Engadget posted a how-to article on increasing your Aibo's functionality using third party hacks. Given the increasing availability of networked home goods, I'm very interested to see what uses the Slashdot community can conceive for a household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog."
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Re:Where's the leg humping hack? (Score:2)
That mild distraction might cause some gained time... and gained time might save a life.
-Aaron
Re:Where's the leg humping hack? (Score:1)
Re:Where's the leg humping hack? (Score:2)
That's 'cuz you gotta slow down on the leg-humpin' thing man, chicks just don't go for it at the beginning. =)
Bestiiality (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Where's the leg humping hack? (Score:1)
The "leg humping" hack should be combined with the "drink from the toilet bowl" hack for added realism.
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First of all (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:First of all (Score:4, Funny)
And make the tap a long tube sticking out, and you've got yourself a Dalek! Throw your computer in there and you'd win the local LAN party's case mod contest for sure!
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Re:First of all (Score:1)
Lets make a mobile "keg-bot"
Oh, That's just what I need - a robot dog who can urinate beer! Somehow I don't think my friends would want it to fill their glasses.
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TW
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Re:First of all -- Prior Art !!! (Score:2)
There's prior art on a keg-bot. Specifically I refer to "How-2" by Clifford D. Simak originally printed in Galaxy magazine Nov. 1954, and reprinted in Bodyguard and 4 Other Short SF Novels from Galaxy ed. Horace L. Gold (Doubleday, Jun '60, hc).
A geek remembers these things.
Overcoming the narrow scope of original designs (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Overcoming the narrow scope of original designs (Score:3, Insightful)
Locking down the Xbox is in part to reduce the number of boxes sold to those that won't buy the games. It should be a "duh" moment because the business model MS chose for the console was to lose money on every unit in the hopes of getting it back in royalties per game. People buying these just as a Linux box runs counter to this strategy. If people had to pay the actual manufacture cost for XBox, they might not sell anywhere nearly as many of them.
Re:Overcoming the narrow scope of original designs (Score:2)
It has been said that the PSP is pretty open, not completely, but enough. I'd say if the AIBO was open it would be worth 2 grand - if it can be controlled with the PSP then I'd be selling plasma...
I don't suppose... (Score:2)
I don't suppose there's a hack to turn your Aibo into a lawsuit generator?
Re:I don't suppose... (Score:1)
Hack suggestion (Score:5, Funny)
Makes it far more realistic.
Re:Hack suggestion (Score:2)
Re:Hack suggestion (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hack suggestion (Score:1)
Damn, I'm all out of super-glue.
Re:Hack suggestion (Score:1)
-A. Rosenblueth, Philosophy of Science, 1945
Frickin Lasers (Score:5, Funny)
AIBO! SICK 'EM!
Laser Pointer Cat Exerciser (Score:3, Insightful)
Now, a robot *gecko* would be useful - "Hey gecko, go dust that ceiling spot! And drag this ethernet cable across the crawlspace for me!"
Re:Frickin Lasers (Score:2)
Aw, what a cute robot dog... ZAP!!! AHHHHH!!!
Sic Who? The 9:30 Flight to Newark? (Score:2)
Accelerando and the future of Aibo hacking (Score:3, Interesting)
It will be interesting to see how complex these customized Aibo become in the next 10-20 years.
Real world robot cat (Score:3, Interesting)
More [bbc.co.uk] links [e-health-insider.com] which I didn't bother to read...
That's So Wrong... (Score:2)
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Re:Accelerando and the future of Aibo hacking (Score:1)
Aibo DRM? (Score:5, Insightful)
We can't have people going around actually writing their own software on hardware they purchased with their own money.
Re:Aibo DRM? (Score:1)
Re:Aibo DRM? (Score:3, Interesting)
If you're interested in the low level processing, which allows direct processing of the camera images, networking support, real-time control of joints, etc., then of course I'm going to recommend the software framework I'm currently working on: Tekkotsu [tekkotsu.org].
I'd kill for this hack (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'd kill for this hack (Score:2)
build one, they will stop.
Of course it would be really cool if you can disguise it so no one knows it's there. post photo's when your done.
Re:I'd kill for this hack (Score:1)
Voice operated x-rated juke box? (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Voice operated x-rated juke box? (Score:2)
imagine... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:imagine... (Score:2)
Sorry could not resist
Based on recent events... (Score:5, Funny)
Whatever it is, it's gonna involve goatse.cx
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not just for fun and games (Score:2, Interesting)
Reading the article might induce the ideea that AIBO is nothing but a toy for bored geeks. That's not entirely true, I'm thinking that proper software could turn the thing in an aid for blind children.
Let's just hope engadget doesn't get sued [wired.com] first, like that guy from http://aibohack.com/ [aibohack.com]
Re:not just for fun and games (Score:1)
Old Software (Score:2)
Bitchin' Stereo (Score:2)
Feeding pets (Score:2, Funny)
*Meow!!*
A server! (Score:1, Funny)
Next, Aibo's get worms and viruses (Score:2)
I can just imagine Aibo spyware that relays webcam shots to who-ever. Owners will need to think twice the next time their Aibo wanders into the bathroom or bedroom.
Time to start thinking about how to deworm the Aibo.
I'll be happy... (Score:2, Funny)
Domestic bliss (Score:3, Funny)
3vil (Score:2, Funny)
IT dog (Score:3, Funny)
jeff
Open Source AIBO programs -- no "hacking" required (Score:4, Informative)
And it's all supported by Sony -- no hacking required!
There's a variety of levels you can code at as well -- there's several high-level scripting languages like URBI [urbiforge.com], R-Code [aibo.com], and even a couple [pyrorobotics.org] upcoming [cmu.edu] Python interfaces, as well as a number of low-level C/C++ interfaces (e.g. Tekkotsu) which can run onboard and directly process every bit and byte, or remote control from your PC for maximum horsepower.
Re:Open Source AIBO programs -- no "hacking" requi (Score:2)
That's dogpower.
--Rob
A useful agricultural robot (Score:3, Interesting)
NASA, of all people, claims to have developed a robot that can do fruit and berry picking. They claim that it's cheaper than sending than sending Mexicans into space, regardless of how little the wages are.
Personally, I've done stoop farm labor, picking shade tobacco, and it sucks. It's the true robot work.
But building a robot to do this is no simple matter. It's a serious programming challenge involving highly reliable vision processing, very intricate robotic arm positioning, and hygienic food handling in adverse conditions. And in order to be financially viable, these very sophisticated robots will have to be able to be manufactured cheaper than our neighbors can manufacture babies, and they have a 100,000,000 unit head start. We won't be able to just buy the robots either from the Japanese. By then, they won't be taking our near-worthless money and will demand payment in prime agricultural farmland. Where they will use their more advanced latest-model robots to grow their own food. Japan, you may recall, has 100,000,000 people living in a country the size of California where 80% of the land is too mountainous to use for farming or city space.
Now, having made myself seem to be a complete asshole from a politically-correct perspective, allow me to point out that the use of robots to replace unskilled labor is an issue that many (if not all) electronics and software engineers will be dealing with in the future. Farm laborers will hate us and will destroy the field robots at every opportunity. We will be accused of causing the childern of the unemployed workers to starve. And they will be right. The children of the unemployed farm workers will starve as a result of the farm robots. But, the robot designers point out, 'Why should an unemployed farm worker who must sneak into the US to work at sub-minimum wages have ten kids?' "We don't have ten kids. Hell, we can't even get the plain suburban white girls to go out with us. And we have real jobs!"
Ugly. A real mess. Unavoidable. Tragic. It's like saying that engineers are responsible for the continuation of African-American slavery from 1800 to 1865 because they invented the cotton gin. Without the cotton gin there wouldn't have been huge cotton plantations in the southern states of the USA requiring huge numbers of slaves. Had not the cotton gin been invented, the white southerners would have had an oversupply of slaves and would have shipped millions of them back to Africa.
Will we get the same blame a hundred years from now for causing millions of Mexicans to starve to death? Or will we be able to say that all those deaths were the result of a disfunctional culture obsessed with fucking themselves into massive over population just so that they would appear 'macho' by having absurd numbers of children?
Time will tell.
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Steps toward building such a robot... (Score:2)
Jeremijenko and Feral Robot Dogs (Score:1)
Deja Vu (Score:2)
What happens when the batteries run low... (Score:1)
However (Score:1, Funny)
from the not-only-can-it-bring-you-a-beer dept. (Score:1)
Slashdots imagination (Score:1)
Prepare to disapointed kid...
Hack Journalism (Score:1)
What about teaching it to lick peanut butter off (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, but can it... (Score:1)
Re:Yeah, but can it... (Score:2)
Frankly, as long as it doesn't scratch its ass by dragging it across my living room carpet, it's OK in my book.
If you have a dog, and it is constantly "dragging its ass" on the carpet or outside, your dog is SUFFERRING.
Dogs have special glands located in their anus which excrete a substance, which dogs uses to mark their territory (usually through excrement). These glands can become plugged, and normally, when the dog does number 2, the pressure of the excrement will unblock
Robocup (Score:2)
Haven't you heard of Robocup?
http://www.robocup.org/ [robocup.org]
A far more useful hack (Score:2)
give up on voice control (Score:2)
room acoustics and the location of the
Time Warp (Score:1)
I'm sorry- wasnt this part of the "slashdot in 2056"
Curiosity more interesting (Score:1)
Aibo for President! (Score:1)
What I want is my Aibo controlled by a real brain, even if it is only a cockroach brain [nyud.net] (see also, ./ [slashdot.org]).
Imagine, a robot that can think for itself! You could make a whole herd of
them for your own insect/Aibo colony. As the technology progresses, you
can move up to reptiles (gecko, iguana, etc) and finally into mammals (mice,
rats, cats, dogs, monkeys, hobos). Soon enough, you'll be able to get your
own Hobo Aibo.
Even in the beginning, this has a lot of potential. If we can wire up a cockroach into an Aibo
From the Author (Score:1)
Aerobics (Score:2)