Ars's Skeptical Take on Wired's NextFest 138
jamestech writes "Over the weekend, Wired magazine held its 'NextFest' in Chicago, a demonstration of what the future supposedly holds. Arstechnica's Hannibal visited NextFest, and was not impressed. Regarding a dolphin-shaped water vehicle and exoskeletons for the old, he notes, 'if you're being pursued by a senior citizen then you can use the dolphin to escape.' Wired's been more about style rather than tech since the late 90s, but have they finally dropped science in favor of science fiction?"
Zombie dog is our future (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, the world is so fucked up today that I'm actually considering having myself exsanguinated and pumped full of near-freezing saline solution just for the chance of really seeing the future -- the really cool and distant future -- and not Wired magazine's take on it.
I'm hoping for a Star Trek spin-off, only with virtual immortality and holodecks with locks on the doors so you can't be interrupted (self-cleaning would be nice too.)
There may be something like only a one-in-a-million chance of success, but hey, if it works, it would be unbelievably excellent.
Besides, I figure civilization's chances aren't much better.
(and If I chicken out, I can alway use the cooling system for my homebuilt PC.)
Re:Zombie dog is our future (Score:2)
Save yourself the trouble and start memorizing the lyrics to my zombie song (posted on my journal)
Re:Zombie dog is our future (Score:2)
More likely you'll be thawed by the zombies themselves, hungry for brains, braaiinss.
"Honey, can you get me another cold one from the fridge? I'm all out over here."
Re:Zombie dog is our future (Score:2)
I'm glad you enjoyed the song. I don't have a problem singing the song and making it sound right. Like most songs, the inflection and cadence of the words changes a little on occasion. That lets it still fit in with the music.
I actually had to stop writing after an hour because it was starting to turn into an epic heh
On a related note, I should be finishing a few other parodies that I started working on
Fry, you'll still be just a delivery boy... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Zombie dog is our future (Score:1)
I'm hoping for a Star Trek spin-off, only with virtual immortality and holodecks with locks on the doors so you can't be interrupted (self-cleaning would be nice too.)
I agree; I've always thought that virtual immorality was the best use for a holodeck.
Re:Zombie dog is our future (Score:4, Informative)
I have heard that the Nautilus developers where inspired by this article [arstechnica.com] when implementing the new spatial scheme in Nautilus. While I'm not sure John Siracusa is very impressed with Nautilus, it is still a testament to the articles importance.
This set of articles [arstechnica.com] describing the design of the PS2 is one of the few overviews of the PS2 architecture available for free on the web, and thus an important resource for people hacking on their PS2 Linux kits.
Ars may not be the most important site on the net, but in my opinion they have _more_ than their fair share of original content.
nattering naybobs (Score:1)
Yes (Score:4, Interesting)
Do you read sci-fi? (Score:1)
Re:Yes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yes (Score:2)
Are you sure? That really looked like a dolphin to me.
Media and Gnomedex (Score:1)
Eye Candy (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Eye Candy (Score:4, Insightful)
Don't mock style. (Score:4, Insightful)
Fashion has more to do with the future than most geeks are prepared to admit. And, as a recent NYT article pointed out (can't find the link), tech jobs are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, but most of the major artistic design firms -- the ones who put the pretty boxes around the circuits -- are still in NY, LA, Chicago, etc.
Re:Don't mock style. (Score:1)
To be sure, fashion is important, but I don't believe this is just about style. The success of the iPod (or any other device) is not only down to whether or not it looks pretty. Crucially, it is also down to whether or not it is user-friendly.
So Jonathan Ive, head of design at Apple, trained
Re:Don't mock style. (Score:2)
They wedged their way to the mac users community, (media centric people to begin with) then started the mother of all add campaigns once the product was out there. Getting it in the creative community in a way made it stylish, but it was really a very successful marketing trick.
Before the Ipod, the majority of the MP3 players out there were erronious and from companies that most (non-tech) people had never heard of. "Creative Labs"
Re:Eye Candy (Score:1)
Re:Eye Candy (Score:2)
But the candy is made of poison. Magenta text on a turquoise background was NEVER a good idea.
Innovation (Score:5, Interesting)
Geeez, with the amount of innovation being reported in the daily news on almost every major information provider's site, what was the point of NextFest? Its not like you can't turn on the television and find out about the latest in technology...
As I write, there is some story on television about the lineman who now has bionic arms... what were the NextFest promoters thinking?
I for one welcome... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I for one welcome... (Score:2)
They might have the robots, but we have thier money and the remote.
>:D
Re:I for one welcome... (Score:1)
Re:I for one welcome... (Score:4, Funny)
Why would you need to check for that? Wouldn't bomb residue just be a big pile of broken stuff and some nasty pink smears?
Wired is Tired (Score:3, Insightful)
Buy Wired? Nuh-uh.
Re:Wired is Tired (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, the "Tired vs. Wired" tastemaking stuff is passe, but for
Re:Wired is Tired (Score:4, Interesting)
Case in point, this article from the April 2005 issue:
La Vida Robot
How four underdogs from the mean streets of Phoenix took on the best from M.I.T. in the national underwater bot championship.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.04/robot.ht
Take 15 minutes and read this. It is an amazing story, and extremely well written.
A quick clarification (Score:5, Informative)
Re:A quick clarification (Score:2, Interesting)
That said, I do get pretty tired of the "won't the future be greeeeaaaat!" boosterism in Wired (and elsewhere). But I've got V.1 #6 (or something like that, I'm too lazy to dig it out and look) and I'm still a sucker for their style and, before some wise guy pipes up, yeah, I keep reading it more often than not.
Ciao, dcobbler
Re:A quick clarification (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:A quick clarification (Score:1, Insightful)
Hell, the robo dolphin has been around at least that long. I remember seeing it in the early 90's on one of the Beyond 2000-esque shows that were popular back then, still doing the same goofy twists and turns. Damn thing was in an episod
I was at NextFest (Score:2, Insightful)
I think you guys are missing the point here... (Score:4, Interesting)
It's going to be about taxes, regulatory regimes, investment timetables and all the other boring crap we put up with today...
I'm happy to see someone like Wired still trying to convince us that the future is bright (the dolphin is seriously cool, by the way) but I for one am giving up hope of believing it.
Re:I think you guys are missing the point here... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I think you guys are missing the point here... (Score:1)
It seems to me that plenty of revolutions have seen the status quo get run over by a perfectly predictable yet unstoppable change.
Off the top of my head, the only example that comes to mind is stagecoaches and railroads. I'm sure the stagecoach manufacturers would have loved to crush the railroad system as it was developing, but had no means to do it
Re:I think you guys are missing the point here... (Score:2)
Isn't it obvious? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Isn't it obvious? (Score:3, Interesting)
Don't criticize Hannibal for not pumping a lot of information into this art
Re:Isn't it obvious? (Score:2)
Wired 2005 = Omni 1985? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Wired 2005 = Omni 1985? - BLASPHEMER! (Score:5, Funny)
Omni was a magazine of the thinking man.
Wired always was "Ohh, look at us! We are so tragically hip we cannot see over our own pelvis! Look at this game, which you cannot hope to afford the computer to run! Bow before the computer we use to run it! Look at the trends which shall be cool, because we say they are cool! Spend hours reading our tripe because we hide our vacuousness behind insane color choices and bizarre layouts! You are honored just to pay us money!"
Sorry, Wired is to a real magazine what MTV is to real entertainment.
Re:Wired 2005 = Omni 1985? - BLASPHEMER! (Score:1)
Re:Wired 2005 = Omni 1985? - BLASPHEMER! (Score:1)
I thought Omni was the magazine of the thinking pornographer.
Prefiguring the confluence of nerd and porn, the Gucciones published both Omni & Penthouse. It's like the internet, in magazine form.
Science fiction? (Score:2)
Has it ever been anything but style? I'm not sure this even qualifies as science fiction, at least not good, plausible, science fiction. It is reminiscent of the 50's versions of the future though...and it seems that inventors still haven't learned to actually try using their inventions before showing them off...
The irony of it (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:The irony of it (Score:2)
Re:The irony of it (Score:1)
So Wired are speculating about the future (Score:2)
I tried ONE issue of Wired years ago (Score:1)
Hey, guys, there's a reason most people don't print their text in wildy, wacky colors, and it has nothing to do with coolness, style, culture or any of those dumbass things.
NextFest offered great glimpses, unusual mixes (Score:5, Interesting)
Here's a copy of my original post from last weekend. I don't think people fully appreciated the wealth of talent that was present:
I spent yesterday at NextFest and had really interesting conversations with the scientists and engineers behind the technologies. Whereas most trade shows have marketing-folk, NextFest had the "real deal" folks there. Conversing with them about their projects was quite easy:
Example interesting conversations:
* Electrical Engineers from Sweden working on innovative devices for monitoring power use
* Doctoral CS candidates preseting their thesis projects.
* Art/Design professors from Tokyo and Vienna working on interactive media projects.
* Undergrads from Dublin working on a video game (controlled by breath) which they found equally popular with boys and girls.
* The Mars Rover programmers were there. (I didn't get a chance to talk w/ them, however, but could have).
* The La Vida Robot guys and their teacher (who bested MIT in the underwater bot contest).
Oddly enough exoskeletons aren't that far off (Score:1)
Re:NextFest offered great glimpses, unusual mixes (Score:1)
holy cow! The chance to meet the guys who landed a glorified remote controlled car on Mars!!!
I'll tell you, growing up in the 70's, not in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that we would progress from Mars probes to Mars probes with wheels in only thirty years!
-Eric
Hypocrisy at its finest (Score:2)
Isn't that a bit like the pot calling the kettle black?
Wired bashing, how original... (Score:4, Insightful)
Bash with Balance (Score:2)
It used to be cool and hip before greed and an endless fixation with the stock market took over the editors in the late 90ies. Since then, FastCompany-style commercialism has never gone away even in the dot-bomb bust - Wired is trying to sell readers on its own hipness, relentlessly so. That almost all of its predictions ever were complete failures does not deter them one bit.
The reason I keep reading is that every issue contains at least one absolute gem, something that you would never read
Re:Bash with Balance (Score:2)
One of my favourites [wired.com]. :-)
Re:Bash with Balance (Score:1)
Re:Bash with Balance (Score:2)
Re:Bash with Balance (Score:1)
Shows how fast fads move. By the time Wired prints it, no self-respecting hipster would admit to ever having heard of it.
Re:Wired bashing, how original... (Score:3, Interesting)
Let's look at some cool bits in the past months:
November 2004: Wired came with a cd containing songs all distributed with the creative commons share and share alike license! Want to remix some Beastie Boys and Danger Mouse?
December 2004: Awesome issue on the present sta
Re:Wired bashing, how original... (Score:2)
Re:Wired bashing, how original... (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm a current (and longtime) subscriber, and what I find wrong with Wired is more akin to the unnerving foibles of a loved one that make you grind your teeth but grin and bear it. Two things come to mind.
First, their attempts to hip up their prose can wear pretty thin. If you have to mention the same object again and again in an article, it's good to introduce some variety by using synonyms. But at Wired, they go right for the hip slang: If they need to mention sh
Check those links.... (Score:3, Informative)
Instead, you'll get a parked domain rife with popups.
Pictures! (Score:3, Interesting)
Information and pictures from the 2004 event. [wired.com]
Re:Pictures! (Score:1)
YES!!! (Score:2)
Re:YES!!! (Score:2)
The problem is, Wired has dropped the technologists entirely. Many of the *really* smart, very *productive* real geeks that I know still fawn over shiny new phones, flying cars, rocket ships, and slave-labor robots.
It's just that they wanna hear about technology in the development and already implemented phase.
Really, if you think about it, Wired does what most 'popular' magazines have done. They are 80% advertising, 20% discussion abou
Re:YES!!! (Score:2)
Re:YES!!! (Score:2)
Re:YES!!! (Score:1)
Breaking news! (Score:1)
Future According to Wired (Score:1)
Future predictions are always science fiction (Score:3, Insightful)
A) Someone states something completely obvious like "Television will change the way people see the world".
or
B) People find certain science fiction concepts so cool, they try to make new technologies emulate the fiction. A good example of this? Star Trek and Cell phones. No, Star Trek didn't create cell phones, but it certainly influenced their direction and design.
Pop culture does that to all aspects. Something becomes engrained and "natural" to us. So we make that idea a reality.
But, no one can predict the future. You can guess of course, and the ones who get lucky tend to be the rich/successful ones. But more often than not people just guess wrong, in no small part because when you guess the future, you are focusing on one single(or maybea handful of things) and assuming that these things will evolve in a vaccum without outside influence. Problem is, very few things evolve in a vaccum, and the wants and needs of a culture change over time too.
All inventions and technology are created to fill a need(be it entertainment, travel, communication, etc). People change, needs change, making the future impossible to ever predict.
Re:Future predictions are always science fiction (Score:2)
People find certain science fiction concepts so cool, they try to make new technologies emulate the fiction. A good example of this? Star Trek and Cell phones. No, Star Trek didn't create cell phones, but it certainly influenced their direction and design.
The design of cel phones (you are likely thinking of the "flip-open" ones - was that the original Motorola Star-Tac?) were more influenced by the 'buttons-pushed-accidentally' phenomenon rather than the 'Star-Trek-used-them' phenomenon.
Re:Future predictions are always science fiction (Score:2)
A) Someone states something completely obvious like "Television will change the way people see the world".
You'll have to tell me how this was completely obvious. Initial televisions weren't anything special - just a flickering blob of image for more money then most people could afford. In fact, if, when faced with a brand new invention not like anything you've ever seen before, you can accurately predict (so accurately, in fact, that it's 'completely obvious') its effects on society - maybe you should
More subject thought (Score:1)
What is Moller doing at that place? (Score:2, Informative)
It's a deliberate and calculated strategy (Score:4, Interesting)
it's ok though with mags like MAKE taking their place and publishers like O'Reilly staying true to their tech demographic. Hopefully their success will inspire investments in more daring technology coverage.
As long as they keep promising flying cars... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:As long as they keep promising flying cars... (Score:2)
Yes, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes, but... (Score:1)
http://www.innespace.com/film_appearances.html [innespace.com]
dolphin (Score:2)
A Vision of the Future. (Score:1)
You lost me on the treadmill... (Score:3, Interesting)
But what was baffling was that they weren't promoting it as any kind of exercise equipment; the fellow I talked to even discouraged it, saying that it wasn't built the same way as one in the gym.
The *real* kicker, though, was when I asked how you would move side to side. I figured the handlebars would move on a rail, but the guy insisted, with a certain amount of misplaced pride, that it would be a button on the handlebars, and then using the treadmill to do the actual movement.
I'm a very meek, little person, so it has to be a dumb enough idea for me to tell someone, to their face, that is the most stupid idea I'd ever heard of. Good to know the future is filled with as many useless gadgets as the present.
PCs outnumber Macs? (Score:1)
Latest prediction from Wired! (Score:2)
I like it. (Score:1)
Children of the Future... (Score:1)
And finally... (Score:1)
Wired's readership (Score:2)
Wouldn't it be nice if... (Score:1)
If they can consider spending such ammounts of money to "stick a cork in the dam", why can't they consider using similar ammounts of money to combat the initial problem itself? Lower our dependence on fossil fuels which are among teh primary causes of Ozone and atmospheric breakdown.
It just seems silly to me.
My agenda if I ran the world:
1. Get our shit together down here on earth
2. Worry about patching up holes once the root of the problem has been taken care of.
Just my
Re:Wouldn't it be nice if... (Score:1)
Aw man (Score:2)
Liared (Score:2)
It seems to me (Score:2)
Bullshit artists & Wired: A symbiotic relation (Score:1)
Because it's a circus. Negroponte set the template when he created MIT's Media Lab. The goal was only ever to attract funding with high profile media gimmicks, which in practice involved lots of art students pinning carpet onto dumb robots. So he helped start Wired magazine to hype them. It was his baby, and Negroponte was the star columnist.
Depressingly the same philosophy has now i
Wired has always been about style (Score:2)
I think their art directors are all stuck in a persistant flashback of Max Headroom.
Wired was about science? (Score:2)