Intelligent Coasters Keep Beer Mugs Full 168
Dotnaught writes "CNN.com is reporting that two German students have invented a beer mat, or coaster, that uses sensor chips to determine when the beer glass it supports is empty and then radios the bartender for a refill. One of the students interviewed for the story suggested that lifting mugs from sensing mats could double as a voting system during karaoke competitions." From the article: "Unlike the usual cardboard beer mats, the invention is made out of plastic, which means it does not absorb water. Butz said that to get around the problem, ordinary cardboard mats could be placed on top of the plastic version to absorb liquid and display advertising. 'Cardboard beer mats could still sit on top of the plastic mat and there could still be advertising, and you would just exchange the cardboard mat when you wanted to change the advertising.'"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Correct me if I'm wrong, but... (Score:2)
You aren't wrong. If the search were a bit more powerful, it'd be easy to dredge up how many there are. I don't even know if it's even every year. By now, there should already be landsharks who have won plenty of $$$ duking out the patents for this.
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woo-hoo! (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:woo-hoo! (Score:3, Insightful)
Phew (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Phew (Score:2)
What the hell kind of overhyped commercialized society have we become?
Re:Phew (Score:2)
A beer gadget! (Score:5, Funny)
Germany is where?
Re:A beer gadget! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A beer gadget! (Score:2)
I know this is a bit late but I found a link to this [orange.co.uk] while looking for "motorized bar stool" (minus the quotes) on google.
Re:A beer gadget! (Score:2)
here [google.com]
We need technology for this? (Score:2)
Re:We need technology for this? (Score:2)
Re:We need technology for this? (Score:2)
Re:We need technology for this? (Score:2)
Re:We need technology for this? (Score:2)
"Sorry bud, the coaster says you've had enough."
Popular topic (Score:5, Informative)
Another Beer Please [slashdot.org]
Beer Stein Goes Hi Tech [slashdot.org]
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Slight variations on the same idea really shouldn't be so newsworthy. (hmm, I read a lot about iPod variants though...) Especially if the idea is an answer to a question that no one is asking.
Why can't the bartender nag me when my coaster thinks my cup is empty?
or maybe
How does Stevie Wonder know when to ask me if I need a refill?
Re:Popular topic (Score:2)
I know this is hard to believe, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know this is hard to believe, but... (Score:2)
Or, I dunno, when you can barely keep the last one down.
Re:I know this is hard to believe, but... (Score:2)
Joy! (Score:2)
Re:I know this is hard to believe, but... (Score:2)
It can tell when a glass is empty... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:It can tell when a glass is empty... (Score:5, Funny)
What, reinvent the wife?
An idea... (Score:1)
Re:An idea... (Score:2)
"No way, man -- I'm gonna get trashed tonight!"
Re:It can tell when a glass is empty... (Score:5, Funny)
Absolutely - the production model will have an LCD display on top that periodically flashes up photos of fat women. When it hears you drunkenly slur "I'd like to get me some of dat" it will automatically charge your existing bar tab to your credit card, call you a taxi, and call your wife and make excuses about why you're coming home drunk. The deluxe model will even automatically cancel your meetings/classes the following morning, and automatically purchase roses to be delivered to your wife.
Re:It can tell when a glass is empty... (Score:2)
*KERPLONK *
Re:It can tell when a glass is empty... (Score:1)
mitsubishi (Score:2, Interesting)
It might be worth it (Score:2)
New from O'Reilly - Advanced Beer-mat Hacks (Score:3, Interesting)
Also, this brings us one step closer to humanities highest achievement to be...
Re:New from O'Reilly - Advanced Beer-mat Hacks (Score:1)
This place is about six months away from being a tech site aimed at kindergarten children.
Re:New from O'Reilly - Advanced Beer-mat Hacks (Score:2, Funny)
Step 1. Buy beer keg
Step 2. Paint beer keg as R2D2
step 3. patent 'robotic barkeep'
step 4.
step 5. Profit!
Competition in karaoke is lame (Score:1)
First, let me tell folks who I am before my expertise in karaoke and tech stuff. I'm toqer, I broadcast my karaoke show over the internet via winampTV. I've won award after award for my shows in addition to having an article in the New York Times.
http://ww [7bamboo.com]
Re:Competition in karaoke is lame (Score:2)
So back to what I was saying.
Gimmicks like competition doesn't bring a karaoke crowd. I've seen too many shows over the years just go into failure because the KJ didn't know what they were doing, and tried relying on gimmicks like cash prizes and just bullshit.
In Japanese karaoke shows, you clap for everyone no matter how bad. You don't heckle, boo or pass judgeme
RE: karaoke (Score:2)
EG. I used to know a couple girls, one of their boyfriends, and another guy the boyfrie
Simpler Solution? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Simpler Solution? (Score:2)
Pussy
Re:Simpler Solution? (Score:2)
Exercise Program (Score:2)
and... (Score:1, Insightful)
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Joe 1: Hey let's go and make a device to make sure our mugs get filled on time!
Joe 2: Neh, let's quit our current studie, join some classes on advanced cancer treatment and find a cure for cancer!
Joe 1: For heavens sake, stay off the beer!
Or actually:
Heinrich 1: Wir... (ok, ran out of German words
Re:and... (Score:2)
http://www.computeagainstcancer.org/ [computeagainstcancer.org] is one option if you insist on even more funding for commonly-known diseases, though.
Finally. (Score:1)
Re:Finally. (Score:2)
Or, you could just order when you feel like it (Score:2)
6 reasons why this is not going to work (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:6 reasons why this is not going to work (Score:2)
My local pub has usually got around 9 real ales on. I don't often drink the same one twice, because I like to try different things. I suppose you could just let it keep track of what you've had, and pick something else, but then part of it is trying a little (shot glass) of a beer, and ordering a pint if you like it, or trying some of your mate's beer.
Thing is though, every night they have different beers on (never mind the bottled beer)
Heres 4 more reasons (Score:2)
8. Beer doesn't always stay in the mugs.
9. Unless they're REALLY durable (read: very expensive), they aren't gonna last long (slamming mugs down, beating on with fists, using as frizbee).
10. Coasters do not get 'lost' in pubs, they get stolen flat out. As to what people do with them is an entirely different topic.
Oxymoronic Invention (Score:2)
and
beer
Please, let's not ruin one of my life's greatest joys by bringing intelligence to bear
Re:Oxymoronic Invention (Score:2)
Hey, I know bears that can ride on bicycles, thats pretty smart
Evolution of Drinking (Score:2, Funny)
Butz said that to get around the problem (Score:1)
Harry? Harry is that you?
Bargirls (Score:4, Insightful)
Holding on... (Score:2)
Sounds like something out of SciFi. (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new Intelligent Coaster Overlords.
I for one... (Score:1)
nuts to that! (Score:2, Funny)
on second thought forget the coaster, and the blackjack.
Embedded coasters? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Embedded coasters? (Score:2)
Recalibrating stationary digital coasters on the fly seems simple enough, but what happens when someone gets up and goes to a different table?
I suppose you could have an tag on the pitchers and glasses for the coasters to scan, but wow that just seems a ridiculous waste of technology for the sake of beer.
Voting... (Score:2)
That's a great idea! Let's use the same method for presidential elections too. It'd probably even be more secure than those silly voting machines and at the very least, much more entertaining.
:)
Now that I think about it, having the candidates sing karaoke as part of their platform might be a good idea too
Slashdot History (Score:2)
What if you finish and don't want anymore? (Score:2)
It's nice to learn these kind of things from elderly relatives who got smashed because they didn't know certain customs overseas
Re:What if you finish and don't want anymore? (Score:3, Funny)
In the US it's common for them to refill your mug without asking if it's less than a quarter full and you aren't laying on the floor and you haven't assaulted another patron. At least in Jacksonville Beach. I love this town.
Coaster Riding (Score:2)
Czech System: Simpler, Free, Better (Score:5, Interesting)
They serve one beer. (an excellent one).
They serve one kind of mug (half-liter).
It is presumed that if you have an empty in front of you, you want another.
A guy goes around the room looking for empties. He carries as many beers as he can hold. He takes your empty, puts down the new beer and marks your coaster to "add" the new beer to the tally. Then he goes back to the bar, loads up with more beers and heads out.
If you don't want the beer, you must say "no!"
When finished, you pay. He counts up and you are done.
That's it: free but for the paper (or coaster) used for the tab. Works great. No need to even talk to the guy.
Ruthelessly efficient.
Re:Czech System: Simpler, Free, Better (Score:2)
I'm not going to harp on about curing cancer, but this is just a waste of time. I'm all for technology behind the bar, cooling mechanisms, dispensers, etc--Brilliant, do it. Not in front of it. That's exactly the reason we go to the pub--if you're too good to ask the bartender for another beer, I don't want you at my pub.
Get up, walk around, get to the bar. Have a chat with the bartender, with the other patrons at the bar, with the cute girl "on the way to the bathroom", thats why you're there.
Re:Czech System: Simpler, Free, Better (Score:2)
Germany and the Czech Republic (and many other countries around there) are basically the same: you go the pub with your friends to talk and drink, and maybe eat a bit. You typically sit with them at a table, not at the bar (with the bartender). Some places have no seating at the bar -- it is laid out like a restaurant. You have to order everything from the same waiter (they r
Re:Czech System: Simpler, Free, Better (Score:2)
Re:Czech System: Simpler, Free, Better (Score:2)
I, for one, want to visit your pub.
There is something coldly efficient (and maybe this is why this coaster was thought up in Germany, which has a reputation for cold effeciency) about this kind of a signalling system.
I used to hang out at a sports bar near where I used to live and I "trained" the waitstaff (who were mostly really cute women) to pay attention to me. I like to play table soccer (fussball) and they tended to pay no attention to players and serve the table-sitters instead. Table soccer, being
Re:Czech System: Simpler, Free, Better (Score:2)
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Same in Cologne (Score:2)
If it's empty, you automatically get a new one (all visitors are mightily impressed when they first experience it provided they like beer). If you don't want more, you just leave a small amount in the glass. Unfortunately not all pubs are still doing this because many non-Cologne people get too confused.
I love it and wish other cities in Ger
Really glad to hear this (Score:2)
Article Correlations (Score:2)
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Science: Intelligent Coasters Keep Beer Mugs Full
But when will someone invent... (Score:2)
This is the missing link! (Score:2)
Incidentally, the device could be entirely contained within a single machine, but at the time they were also trying to demonstrate USB connectivity so they ran the software on the iMac and controlled the hardware on the G3 tower via USB.
One slight drawback not mentioned in the CNN story (Score:2)
That's no moon (Score:2, Funny)
Coasters? (Score:2, Insightful)
My only thought was, "I can take my beer with me on the roller coaster, and it won't spill? Sweet!"
I thought that they were really on to something. Then, I read the summary...
I have a better idea (Score:2)
Hire bartenders who can see.
Thank you.
News flash: (Score:2)
questions? (Score:2)
I'd love to build a beowulf cluster of these.
If I sat Natalie Portman on it, would it alert me when she needed service?
I bet a penis-bird could perch on one of these, but only up until about two or three beers.
I will not mention Goatse, I will not mention Goatse. . .
Ambiguous Headline...? (Score:2)
Re:What the fuck Zonk? (Score:2)
Re:Finally (Score:3, Insightful)
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Dr. Evil, you can keep your beer, and you
Re:Finally (Score:4, Funny)
Allow me to quote from the article: They're computer scientists. They're intimidated by sexy, breasty, scantily clad bar girls. However, they're German (and university denizens at that), hence they like beer.
I believe they've found the perfect solution to their problem!
Re:Finally (Score:3, Funny)
You don't understand how the invention works - it's not intended to replace the bar girl, it's intended to SUMMON the bar girl. The faster you drink your beer, the more often the bar girl comes to see you.