Yahoo's Geek Statue 349
Philipp Lenssen writes "Yahoo put up a life-size alpha geek statue in honor of the Yahoo Mail team, which they think beat the Gmail team. The statue's plaque says it's presented "in recognition of tremendous intellectual efforts put forth in order to defeat Gmail", and: "Not since the code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park deciphered Germany's Enigma code during World War II has so much brainpower been focused on kicking an enemy's ass." Flickr has a photo." It's a nice little article on the difference between two of the net's superpowers.
I've got news for them... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:4, Insightful)
What amazes me is that they spent money on a statue instead.
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:5, Insightful)
Not just that, but gmail has indeed changed the way the game is played. When you sign up for gmail, they have a short intro which begins with "GMail is different". They key is that they are not gratuitously different. They are different because they analyzed the email processing process and saw a way to improve it. All the mail clients that I've used before had different ways of arranging things on the screen, but the function that they offered and the paradigm that they supported was the same. It took a little bit for me to get accustomed to the new way of doing things, but now that I'm acclimatized, I'm not going back.
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Insightful)
Thanks for that tip, I'll check it out.
However, I really think it would just great if we didn't have to install a hack to do something as basic as deleting an email with one button. I mean if the GMail team *truly* watched people use email I suspect they would find out that "delete" is something people do commonly, even with GMail.
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Interesting)
They research.
Most Human Interfaces specialists will tell you why "archive" is better than "delete".
All actions should be reversible when possible. "Delete" is not reversible. That is a usability nightmare. getting rid of that function for good would even be nice.
If you look at standalone mail programs, they don't delete the mail, they send it to a "Trash" folder. That way, you can undo that action easily. When you need space, you have to explicitly empty that folder. The problem is that now you
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:4, Interesting)
With a new name for the trash folder ("archived"), Google keeps the functionality (one-button move-to-trash) but fixes it a bit (naming it "archive" helps understanding the importance of apparently unimportant mail.
So if Google feels that it's valuable to keep apparently unimportant mail, why not simply cease to expunge old messages from the trash?
The alternative they've chosen, as you say, is to use the archive folder as a trash can. Which makes it a rather strange place to keep messages I know I actually want to archive, since all the chaff interferes with search. Wouldn't three folders -- archive (never delete), trash (also never delete, and exclude from search by default), and spam (delete after n days, and exclude from search by default -- have been more elegant?
Personally, I don't have a need for the archive folder at all; my messages pretty much stick in my inbox forever, and it appears to have exactly the same properties as the archive (never delete, search by default). But I also have no objection, as the feature requires no extra clicks out of me, and I understand some people like keeping their inboxes small as a kind of to-do list.
That said, I do like basically everything else about GMail. Labels and rules work very well for me.
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Insightful)
Deleting a message is a common task, and that paradigm isn't going to change, regardless of how much space they give me.
And while we're talking about the drop-down lis
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:4, Insightful)
What is the big deal about deleting? Gmail is my primary email and I delete a lot of messages, it's never been a problem. Just move to trash and then every few days go to trash, click all, click delete forever and done. Geez, mellow out you 'one delete button' fanatics.
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe you should inform Yahoo that you are the judge here.
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:2, Interesting)
Anyway I've found that Gmail interface it's more confortable to use at work and for tech stuff (like mailing lists) while Yahoo's one is more confortable for the normal user, the one who store photos about their trip to the coast and stuff like that.
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Insightful)
Wonder if that includes the massive amount of mail that their utterly useless spam filter lets through?
As of writing this, my yahoo mail account (that I haven't used anywhere for 5 years now) contains 4,630 bulk mails, plus another 1,829 messages that didn't get filtered and ended up in my inbox. I don't mind the bulk mailbox - that's where they should go, and it's good for a laugh e
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:2)
AJAX for Yahoo! Mail (Score:2, Informative)
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:3, Interesting)
This statement is a joke, right?
Is it possible to mod the start message of a thread as "funny"?
Re:I've got news for them... (Score:2)
Grrr.
Re:Slow motion pictures (Score:2)
Re:Slow motion pictures (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Slow motion pictures (Score:5, Informative)
The only thing GMail requires is JavaScript and cookie support, and even that isn't required, you just get a "For a better Gmail experience, use a fully supported browser" message at the top of the screen.
To quote from their help page:
Re:Slow motion pictures (Score:3, Informative)
First Post! (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:First Post! (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, atleast they got a statue!
The word you're looking for is "sophistry" (Score:5, Insightful)
Here, have a trophy. (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm sure a handshake and a smile would have been more fitting but hey, it is a nice statue.
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:3, Funny)
To me, that poor statue/guy looks _very_ troubled. I guess he just read some reviews of the Yahoo mail service =)
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:2)
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The statue is a simple way around paying these ppl what they would make elsewhere.
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:3, Insightful)
I would take that anyday over a few extra bucks, or a statue.
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kentbrew/60225255/in
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:3, Funny)
So are they implying that Yahoo! Mail is total ass?
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:2)
Namely, it weren't code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park that broke Enigma code, those accomplishent was done by polish matematicians before WW2. Granted, Bletchley Park team perfected he methods, making them faster in deciphering and faster adapting to changes in Enigmas...but they didn't decipehred it (and BTW, where do you think those polish matematicians ended at the beggining of the war with whole their knowled
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:4, Informative)
It is true that the Polish contribution is often overlooked, but we needn't diminish BP in order to rectify that state of affairs.
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:2)
The only problem remaining was that in rare event when THE ENIGMAS ITSELF SLIGHTLY CHANGED (yes, the machines itself, not just settings) figuring out what/how changed took few weeks minimum.
But Enigma was fully broken by them. Heck, they introduced new theorems to mathematics, theorems without which braking the Enigma simply wouldn't be possib
Re:Here, have a trophy. (Score:5, Interesting)
I would also question whether the Polish mathematicians (Marian Rejewski, you're thinking of) actually introduced new theorems into mathematics. I believe that the theorem which is sometimes called "the theorem that won World War II" was already known. Rejewski's insight was that this branch of abstract mathematics could have an application in cryptanalysis -- something that nobody had ever thought of before.
One word (Score:5, Funny)
And someone needs to get over there and mod that statue pronto.
Re:One word (Score:2, Funny)
No shit. They give themselves a statue for being smarter than anybody since Alan Turing? For Yahoo Mail? Sheesh.
Of course, I guess Google can read it as a compliment; since Gmail is, by all reports, better, I guess that means that Yahoo thinks the google people are smarter than Turing.
Maybe it's a secret plan to get Google engineers' heads to swell so much that they burst, splattering Google's curvy walls and free juice refrigerators with glial cells and overweening pride.
Re:One word (Score:2)
Maybe I feel like it's pandering because, if I worked at Yahoo, that'd be the last thing I'd want. Other than a paycheck, they do their job for the problem-solving aspects. If they wanted attention and glory, they'd all be playing football. This statue was thought up by P
The only thing a Yahoo account is good for... (Score:2)
I wonder what Google will do in response to this...
Re:The only thing a Yahoo account is good for... (Score:2)
But yes... sadly enough, I've talked SEVERAL people into migrating from YahooMail to Dodgeit (as I said, they only use it to sign up for shit)...
As a GMail user... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:As a GMail user... (Score:3, Informative)
There was an inaccuracy in my original post - GMail doesn't just kill attachments, it kills the whole messages containing anything suspicious.
GMail has selective policy on rejecting messages that have some file types attached to them (it judges by extension). It doesn't accept executable files or anything that looks like them or contains them. It rejects ZIP files containing anything suspicious. What's more unpleasant, it seems to reject all RAR attachments regardless of their content. Unfortunatelly I hav
Launch for New Yahoo Mail? (Score:4, Interesting)
This is Wrong (Score:5, Insightful)
Ed Almos
Re:This is Wrong (Score:5, Informative)
(A bit off-topic, but, because it's not as widely known as it should be, it might also be good to point out the considerable contributions of Polish and American codebreakers to the reading of Enigma. The Polish had been solving Enigma since the end of 1932. Shortly before the start of World War II, they passed their techniques and knowledge onto the British. Without the Polish head start, it would have taken Bletchley Park much longer to get going on Enigma (if at all). The US chipped in later.)
Re:This is Wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, it's certainly hyperbole.
Stop bullshitting. A movie I saw explained that it was the Americans that broke the Enigma code. Get your history straight before posting.
Re:This is Wrong (Score:5, Insightful)
It also shows how distorted one's world view can become if you live in an echo chamber. If everytime i went to the bathroom i had a group of lapdogs cheering me for it, i'd end up comparing it to the Manhattan Project too.
Re:This is Wrong (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is Wrong (Score:2)
http://www.hijackingenigma.com/Hijacking%20Websit
Re:This is Wrong (Score:3, Interesting)
Everything I have written about you can find everywhere if you cared. Even those who stand up for Churchill don't deny his faults "Much has been made of the implicit hypocrisy of Churchill in declaring such sweeping rights of self-determination which in no way affected his attitude toward the British Empire. This criticism is certainly valid..." http://www.winstonchurchill.org/i4a/pages/index.cf m?pageid=281 [winstonchurchill.org] "
Read his book "The River War - An Account of the Reconquest of the Sudan (1902)" in wh
New Yahoo dictionary? (Score:4, Funny)
To win (in Yahooneese):
Re:New Yahoo dictionary? (Score:2)
Re:New Yahoo dictionary? (Score:2)
Most of the parent post doesn't deserve a +Funny mod.
However, "fall back: retreat" is insightful as all so many corporations have adopded inane slogans (since when do corporations need a renewed slogan all the time? Is it because branding trumps competence at the executive level?)
I'm "moving forward".
Maybe it's just me... (Score:5, Insightful)
And FWIW, it sure seems to me that Google does have the superior product, too. But of course, I may be biased (heck, I *definitely* am), so if you're not sure yourself, do give both a try. I think you'll come to the same conclusion that I've come to, though.
sigh.. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:sigh.. (Score:4, Informative)
Ed Almos
Re:sigh.. (Score:2)
Re:sigh.. (Score:2)
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s/blank/puzzled/
Re:sigh.. (Score:2, Informative)
I see no reason to belittle Bletchley Park.
Re:sigh.. (Score:3, Funny)
For those of you too lazy to click the link it is to the movie U-571.
Didn't Yahoo! have webmail first? (Score:3, Interesting)
And now they're giving out statues? Whatever.
Re:Didn't Yahoo! have webmail first? (Score:5, Informative)
Here is a screenshot [zawodny.com].
Re:Didn't Yahoo! have webmail first? (Score:2, Informative)
Boring, pointless, irrelevant (Score:2, Informative)
2. If any of the Yahoo! Mail team members is actually motivated by a 3D cartoon character with a plaque, they've already lost to GMail.
3. The plaque says the team's bravery, blah, blah... won't be forgotten until the next version of Yahoo! Mail is released. What happens then? We forget?
4. I just checked my Yahoo! Mail account (which I o
Re:Boring, pointless, irrelevant (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Boring, pointless, irrelevant (Score:2)
See, that's the thing - i've been using my GMail constantly to sign up sites and otherwise put out on the web since I got an account, and I still only get one or two spams per week in my inbox, and sometimes not even that.
Comparatively, my yahoo account gets around 4500 bulk mail and
Re:Boring, pointless, irrelevant (Score:2)
Don't get cocky... (Score:2)
making claims true...after the claim is made... (Score:3, Insightful)
hint: marketing
Offensive comparison (Score:2)
They beat a Beta? Ok ... (Score:2, Interesting)
everything 'defeats' gmail (Score:2)
Gmail should've been a regular email design, rather than following Opera's M2 design, with a Google search shoved into it.
Not that there's anything wrong with Opera's M2, but M2 has more useful functions than Gmail, and a lot of M2 is still so far back it's ancient.
What I want to know is.. (Score:2)
2. Is teh plaque right side up, or must read from AlphaGeek's perspective? (sit on his lap?) um, not?
3. If Y yahoos quit for google, who will throw teh chair?
4. Dude. Is Neal Stephenson pissed or what?
What's that? (Score:2)
\Downloads RoundCube Webmail
\\Installs on web host
\\\Ups mail quota to 10GB
\\\\Turns on SpamAssassin
they beat google mail ???? (Score:5, Insightful)
yahoo : 1 gig and staying that way
gmail : paid for by text ads which generally don't show up because I'm not in the target group.
yahoo : paid for by pop up flashy irrelevant ads, and a SPAM trailer in the mails I send. Forget about using it for any serious mail.
gmail : k.i.s.s. interface, allowing for rich text
yahoo : no rich text possibilities found
gmail : no spam
yahoo : presents you with a botfilter with unreadable gibberish. Maybe you can't send spam, probably you receive lots
gmail : ssl pop & smtp
yahoo : had the features, removed them
gmail : threads
yahoo : no threads
Yahoo beats google ?????
Rich Text (Score:4, Interesting)
yahoo : no rich text possibilities found
Actually if you had used the Internet Explorer, you would be able to enable the rich text capability of Yahoo! Mail. Ahh I see, you must be on Linux.
Note to Yahoo!: Try "don't be evil" (Score:5, Insightful)
Shi Tao took notes at the meeting, wrote up what he had been told to write, and e-mailed a copy to a pro-democracy web site in New York.
Unfortunately, Shi Tao used Yahoo web mail to send his e-mail. When the Chinese government approached Yahoo and asked them to reveal the personal information of the person who had signed up for the account, they gladly did so.
Asked about this at a conference in China, Yahoo's Taiwanese co-founder Jerry Yang said:
"To be doing business in China, or anywhere else in the world, we have to comply with local law."
Since then, people have pointed out that the journalist hadn't been convicted of any crime. A Chinese lawyer--as in, a lawyer who actually practices law in China--has said that Yahoo was under no legal obligation to reveal the journalist's name. It certainly seems that no legal action was taken against Yahoo to force them to rat out the guy.
It's a pity there's no Adolf Eichmann Award for Excellence in Only Following Orders, Jerry Yang would have a good chance of winning.
you'd think... (Score:2)
Re:you'd think... (Score:2)
I'll stick with the big G.
Re:you'd think... (Score:2)
Since when do I need a plugin to view webmail?!?!? WTF Yahoo!?
nytimes article on yahoo (Score:2)
Most important for me... (Score:4, Funny)
[a-z]{1-7}@yahoo.com address is impossible to get. Yahoo claims all of these: sharp, shrp, shrpy, sharpy, sharpfang, shrpfng, sharpfng, shrpfang, sfg, sfng, shfng, shfg, sfang, sharpf are "busy". Imagine this, all of them. My answer: BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING LIARS! fuck you Yahoo, whoever wants a name like Mike674 or cutegirl_969696 go, use Yahoo. If you want to save digits, semigraphics etc for password and keep your nickname strictly alpha, gmail all the way.
Image provenance? (Score:3, Funny)
Can anyone identify the artist and/or supply a pointer to the original image?
I'm interested in what ray tracer was used (POV-Ray? [povray.org], what modeller (looks like maybe Blender? [blender3d.org], and time and details about the rendering.
I also think the artist should get some credit.
Yahoo Mail is better than GMail ? (Score:4, Funny)
You don't get it do you? (Score:3, Informative)
About the text on the plaque: Do you people really take this literally?
The giant life sized plastic geek doesn't give it away to you?
It's just a harmless gag.
Inappropriate (Score:5, Insightful)
And how is this comment appropriate?
I've met and talked with math researchers. I keep up with the things crypto. I've worked in industry as a web developer. I must say, there is no possibility that the yahoo people have more brain power than the code breakers.
I've been seeing this type of ludicrous statement more and more over the past years. I think it's just that these people know that they are losing and need to generate an over inflated sense of self to cover there inferiority.
Likening corp. competition to WWII?!?! Seriously...
Yahoooooooo, are you listening ? (Score:5, Interesting)
1. insane captcha when SENDING mails. There shouldn't be any captcha for sending emails, especially when I have the account for 5 years or so and I sent like 233 mails in total. But no, what if I'm spammer ? You know, when I click "send" I expect to be able to just walk away (and one time I did !) but the mail hasn't been sent because of this crazy captcha. AND I have to admit I failed the captcha at least two times. There's no IQ test, just that you have more than one option to "read" the damn thing.
2. crazy spam filter. I'm getting mail from people who use ONLY the web interface and send like 2 emails/month and it's marked as spam. Is it that hard to flag the mail sent internally as NOT-SPAM (that is if the sender is not reaching a threshold of emails/day/hour/whatever) ?
3. crazy, moving ads (sometimes offensive or sexual). Slashdot is getting there too
4. I understand I have to click thru' as much as possible to get more money in displayed ads but the emails are in yahoo "one click too far" compared to Google
5. please don't silently change my outgoing emails: don't change "medieval" to "medireview" for my own protection, don't add ads (or at least let me see the ads before), etc
6. lack of features (free features, that is): google has pop3, forwarding, 2+G and the ability to send email from any address (as long as you can receive email on that address).
Actual photo link, without blogs, etc. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:I want one (Score:2)
You must be new here, you've not heard much about Yahoo since you're on Googledot.org - Google's PR headquarters.
Re:Are Yahoo even relevant anymore? (Score:2)
Re:I don't get it (Score:2, Informative)
- Because jeffersonsw@tampabay.rr.com is a terrible email address
- Because I want to be able to change my ISP and not lose my email address
- Because most ISPs' webmail interfaces are terrible (actually, are any even decent?)
- Because ISPs will never even attempt to catch up to the feature/storage/ease/coolness of the webmail superpowers
- Because a Gmail, Yahoo, or Hotmail (to mention the three big ones) account also gives you numerous other services