Rat Brains Fly Planes 345
An anonymous reader writes "According to The Age newspaper, scientists at the University of Florida have created neural cell cultures capable of flying an airplane using rat neurons. No actual planes are involved (yet), but the disassembled bits of rodent are already capable of level flight when hooked up to a simulator of an F-22."
Just What We Need (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just What We Need (Score:3, Funny)
"RATS," they'll exclaim!
Re:Just What We Need (Score:5, Funny)
"My dog! It's full of Rats!" - 2001: A Dyslexic Odyssey
Think of the possibilities (Score:3, Funny)
Rodent brains may seem small, but think of where we can go if we can ramp this technology... One day we may have humans flying planes!
Re:Think of the possibilities (Score:2)
Next thing you know, we'll have flying squirrels.
Re:Think of the possibilities (Score:3, Funny)
Any half-neuron can fly a plane.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Close (Score:5, Funny)
Or in this case, carried off in your petri dish.
Bigger challenges handled too (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Any half-neuron can fly a plane.... (Score:2)
Land, no!"
Junior? (Score:2, Funny)
Dr. Henry Jones: "Junior, I didn't know you could fly a plane!"
Indy: "Fly? Yes! Land? NO!"
(Ah... memories)
Landing is easy. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Think of the possibilities (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Think of the possibilities (Score:3, Funny)
It'll never happen. If people were meant to fly they would have wings. A rat however when propelled with sufficent force are quite capible of flight. If you load one into a cannon with enough powder they can even hit supersonic speeds. They aren't very good at landings so they rarely fly on their own. A block of cheese stuffed down a cannon barrel can encourage the little
Re:Yet annother RPG plot prediction comes true (Score:3, Informative)
Good lord no! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good lord no! (Score:3, Funny)
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There's actually some utility... (Score:2)
This only becomes an issue when you actually need to steer. Well, not necessarily--just angle the camera that's being used as input to the rodent brain. Then it corrects for the new angle and turns the plane.
You'd probably still wa
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Re:Good lord no! (Score:2)
But can a rat brain post dupe stories? (Score:5, Informative)
At least it's 2 months old this time and not still on the main page...
Re:But can a rat brain post dupe stories? (Score:2)
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/11/02/brain.dish/ [cnn.com]
Re:But can a rat brain post dupe stories? (Score:5, Funny)
Wait, I just thought of something - since duplicate stories are "dupes", this is the proof we've always wanted that Slashdot's main page really is full of tripe!
Re:But can a rat brain post dupe stories? (Score:2)
Re:But can a rat brain post dupe stories? (Score:2)
Re:But can a rat brain post dupe stories? (Score:2)
see: http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?image=slashdotdat e6ta.png [imageshack.us]
Re:But can a rat brain post dupe stories? (Score:2)
I Think So, Brain... (Score:2)
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>What do you know - it's a triple! [slashdot.org]
"I think so, EditorTaco, but me and Kathleen Fent, what would the children look like?"
Re:But can a rat brain post dupe stories? (Score:2)
New headline: Senile rat brain flies plane (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New headline: Senile rat brain flies plane (Score:2)
One? I thought they were TWO rats [imdb.com]! Narf!
2^^20 more like (Score:2)
Training (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Training (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Training (Score:2, Insightful)
That's what intrigued me too. In fact, what seems fascinating about this research isn't so much how to get bio-neural nets to fly planes, but how one can get them to do anything at all.
This could also start a whole new branch of the debate about the ethical treatment of animals. For example, most people might accept the ethics of learning how rat brains work in order to help people with brain damage or to advance some other issue of publi
Re:Training (Score:5, Funny)
You're asking the wrong question.
The real question is: Would anyone not want to own a quasi-intelligent PDA that runs off rat neurons?
Re:Training (Score:2)
Re:Training (Score:5, Informative)
Next step... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Next step... (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously, can you imagine a beowolf cluster of rat-brains applying various complex filtering techniques? Then you just have to figure some way to give them ESP so they can communicate off-network with each other to share new spam-info with each other.
I mean, either that or secretly plot how to take over the world.
Re:Next step... (Score:5, Funny)
Hrm... You've given me an idea for an expiriment. I'll put a keyboard in a mouse cage with a full view of my monitor:
If he jumps on the delete key and deletes a spam message, he'll get a peice of cheese.
If he deletes a legitimate peice of email, he will get an electric shock.
If he hits ctrl+alt+del, I'll be using him as tech support.
Re:Next step... (Score:3, Informative)
The three-fingered salute only requires three fingers, y'know.
i for one welcome our new... (Score:3, Funny)
But can it run... (Score:2)
Exploiting poorly designed editors (Score:3, Insightful)
Todays date: Dec 6, 2005
Article date: Dec 6/7, 2004 (7 in the text, 6 in the URL)
So, I'm guessing we'll be seeing a few dupes of this (though I'm sure it was on Slashdot last year too, so technically it's already a dupe), followed up by someone fooling the editors into posting a blatent advertisement or an update on the number of FireFox downloads.
My computer ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My computer ... (Score:2)
Unfinished Quote (Score:3, Funny)
What is wrong with this picture? (Score:2)
Straight into a mountainside?
I am sorry, but I do not want to be on a plane and suddenly hear a tone and, "Hello, this is your neural cluster speaking."
My thoughts (Score:5, Interesting)
Here's a couple of points to remember:
The difference between the makeup, function, and behavior of a given type of cells between one species and another is so insignificant (remember, we're talking on a cellular level) that they can generally be ignored. You can almost always assume that a given cell type in one organism will behave identically to a parallel cell in another. The species that the cell came from is all but insignificant.
Brain cells, (in humans and in other species) are amazingly versatile. While capable of specializing (vision centers, speech centers, etc.), these cells seem to be capable of taking on any function necessary for the benefit of the organism. For example, humans brains in which a specific part has been damaged (such as the vision center) have actually re-mapped other cell groups to take over that function. They do what they have to to survive.
Brain cells are cooperative in nature: if placed in proximity to eachother, they'll work together for their common good (read: survival). They'll "instinctively" form a structure similar to how they're pre-designed to work. They'll form a brain--as fully functional as the situation permits. It doesn't necessarily matter how you arrange them, the brain cells can sort those details out--somehow.
Brains look for order. We've known that for ages. Finding order is how a brain learns, it's how the brain separates relevant details from the background noise. The ability to identify order is the whole basis of intelligence. Every sense, every stimulus, every aspect of the brain has order-seeking overtones. This feature of brains is so absolutely universal that it must be deeply ingrained into the neurons themselves.
Put those details together, and you end up with the following scenario: if you take neurons out of an organism and place them together, they'll form a brain. Probably not as complex or capable a brain as you started with, but a brain none the less. Actually this is the ideal brain to study, as you're starting "from scratch": there's no evolutionary specialization involved. Each cell will attempt to make sense of its neighbors, and as a result, the organism as a whole will attempt to make sense of its environment (brain processes are the ultimate in emergent algorithms). The brain will follow this behavior as if it were necessary to the brain's survival.
Which brings us to the flight simulator. If you instead had the brain play with a chessboard or a clock, the results would probably be unimpressive. But a flight simulator--that's really the perfect environment. There's the potential for the brain to actually order its environment: there are equilibrium points that the brain will eventually find where it has greater control over its inputs. Assuming that flying too hight or too low creates a more chaotic state, you can likely expect the brain to learn to avoid it.
In fact, I'd be very much surprised if you didn't actually see the brain cells start to specialize. Some cells will become responsibe for directly manipulating the flight controls based on the inputs from the brain. Some will attempt to maintain aircraft equilibrium in absence of any other input from the brain. Others will control the aircraft as a whole, their location in the network giving them a better overall picture of the situation than, say, the cells near the controls. Furthermore, I fully expect some cells to not participate at all: cells that are "out of the loop", so to speak, will proably cease most activity to avoid disturbing the overall process.
I, personally, have been waiting to see this very experiment conducted and see the results. I think this is very exciting science
Re:My thoughts (Score:2)
Would you speculate that brains are the universes counter balance to Entropy [wikipedia.org]?
That the unive
Re:My thoughts (Score:3, Interesting)
The difference between the makeup, function, and behavior of a given type of cells between one species and another is so insignificant (remember, we're talking on a cellular level) that they can generally be ignored. You can almost always assume that a given cell type in one organism will behave identically to a parallel cell in another. The species that the cell came from is all but insignificant.
Further you wrote:
Brains look for order.
Is it more productive to say brains filter out noise and
ah, Cordwainer Smith comes alive.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:ah, Cordwainer Smith comes alive.... (Score:2)
Somewhere, Paul Linebarger is smiling in his grave. For all that his sci-fi seemed so surreal and not too heavy on the hard science, it might just prove a little more prophetic than we thought.
Scanners live in vain
Distracted? (Score:3, Funny)
--Rob
Straight and level?! (Score:2)
Like when you let the steering wheel go in a car (DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!) your wheels castor so that the car stays straight ahead (and in most cars, slightly away from the oncoming traffic).
If the rat brain could land a plane in a crosswind - then I'd be impressed!
Nope (Score:2)
In th article the muntion ptich and roll. So they are talking about some kind of control.
What could possibly go wrong? (Score:5, Informative)
Great. Not only are they immortal [slashdot.org] and fearless [slashdot.org] - now they can fly fighter jets too.
What could possibly go wrong?
Rather prophetical... (Score:2, Insightful)
Read the November article you linked to, and found this gem [slashdot.org] in the comments...
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:2)
Whoa... (Score:2, Informative)
the new hit (Score:2, Funny)
1! 2! 3! 4!
Ratty Brainee Flee Planee
1! 2! 3! 4!
Rodent wants a black helicopter
Hover the sticky paper
Raiding the larder
Ratty Brainee Flee Planee
1! 2! 3! 4!
I want be one
You want to have some
With little a 'dungee
They've gone past the bungee
Ratty Brainee Flee Planee
1! 2! 3! 4!
not surprising, considering that mice can sing... (Score:2, Interesting)
Y'know... (Score:2)
What if it turns out that sentient but really, really stupid machines are a greater threat to humankind?
Time to call James Cameron. I can see it now: "Terminator 4: Whoops, Wrong Button"!
How about... (Score:5, Funny)
Hurry up, Science! (Score:2)
Alright, while games would be great, just think of the possibilities of a truly human-machine integration. Your mind able to drift from place to place running on whatever hardware's free weather its you dual-processor dog, your Supercomputer Blackberry, or your tricked out, modded up home base in your skull.
We'd need to understand the complicated nature of the brain if humanity is to continue to grow. Machines are already a vital part of many human being
Interesting Terminology (Score:2)
I am no longer an idiot; I have an unoptimized live computation device.
I'll be impressed (Score:2)
Reminds me of book. (Score:2, Interesting)
How about a cluster? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How about a cluster? (Score:2)
I thought they were a joke (Score:2)
Apparently I was wrong
So;
Let me be the first to say that I welcome our new bioneural gel pack overlords.
This makes you feel small. (Score:2)
No actual planes are involved (Score:2)
F-22 problem (Score:2, Interesting)
Level flight? (Score:2)
-matthew
Wow (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krang [wikipedia.org]
Flying rats are nothing new... (Score:2)
So *that's* what caused it... (Score:2)
Obligatory... (Score:2)
rat brain checks for dupes (Score:2)
just don't... (Score:2)
Got Rats Bombing Civilians Now In Iraq (Score:2)
We already have a rat-brain running the Pentagon, so that'll go over big.
Am I the only one... (Score:2)
AI researchers can give up now (Score:2)
Still seems like a cop-out to me, though. Plus it means that old, discarded computers are going to start smelling a lot worse...
And let me be the first to say (Score:2)
Fucking.
Shit.
Yeah, but can they work lunch counters? (Score:2)
Out of the last five trips to a favorite (or used to be favorite) restaurant, the counter folks screwed my lunch up three times. Unfortunately, these were take-out orders with multiple folks' orders, so checking at the counter is incredibly inconvenient given how all orders end up in several bags.
If these folks can't remember to include the sauce in their Asian take out lunches (nothing like plain white rice and chicken in a plastic bowl - it has a negative moisture content), but rats can fly planes, I'm
Well, at least... (Score:2)
Re:Config File (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Config File (Score:2, Interesting)
news is exactly a year old (Score:5, Informative)
"December 7, 2004"
skillz
Older than that (Score:5, Informative)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot has opensourced a way to use pidgeon brains to run news portals.
Re:news is exactly a year old (Score:3, Funny)
Bahh...Mouse stories confused (Score:2)
Re:Rat brains (Score:2, Informative)
Yeah, I haven't RTFA, so shoot me. But generally speaking, Neural Networks are not fragile at all, they're actually quite a robust way of doing things. So if we can decently train a Neural Network the size of a rat brain to fly a plane, this is a good thing and it will be much better at coping with unforeseen events than any traditional AI appr
Re:A better idea... (Score:2)
Without sacrifices of sentient life, all life is doomed anyways. I for one wouldn't mind donating parts to science if it means the a step closer in technological advancement. Especially, if I might end up in some computer. You may object now, but you won't in 1,000 years.
"Opfer müssen gebracht werden!" (Sacrifices must be made) -Otto Lilienthal [wikipedia.org]
Also (about the icky disecting rats part) are you aware people have been disecting human corpses for science
Re:Battlestar Galactica (Score:2)
Re:Just a living computer, nothing more (Score:2)