Google Delists BMW-Germany 613
Raenex writes "The car maker BMW has had its German website bmw.de delisted from Google. The delisting was punishment for using deceptive means to boost page ranking, which has now been set to zero for BMW. Matt Cutts, a Google employee who works to stop unethical search manipulation, originally reported the delisting in his blog and suggests that camera maker Ricoh is not far behind."
Flashbacks! (Score:2, Funny)
Oh my GOD! I'm having flashbacks to geometry! Damn those textbooks creatively using letters to demonstrate rotational, translational, and reflectional symmetry!
(For those deprived of such wonderful experiences, rotating "M" and making a "W" is very common in textbook problems, and, well, I don't even have to start on Matt Cutts, do I?)
Oh... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Although this seems "reasonable" in light of th (Score:5, Funny)
In related news, after being de-listed, the headquarters of BMW Germany ceased to exist. People coming to visit the headquarters found only a vast, dark vortex of nothingness, over which were visible huge glowing letters reading "Error 404: Page Not Found". The entire German management of BMW has disappeared as well, along with several nearby dairy farms and a brewery.
At a press conference, a reporter asked whether this sort of behavior fit with the company's "Do no evil" motto, or reflected a growing arrogance and malice on the part of Google. The Google spokesman declined to respond to the question. Instead his eyes briefly glowed red before the reporter spontaneously burst into flames and was consumed, leaving only a small pile of ashes on the floor.
The remaining reporters had no further questions.
Re:Which Domestic Car Maker? (Score:3, Funny)
Clearly those that don't occur in the wild.
In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Although this seems "reasonable" in light of th (Score:3, Funny)
Good Lord, no! Not the brewery!
No. It is because. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh that's really good (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I do not like this. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Although this seems "reasonable" in light of th (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds dodgy to me.
Dodgy? Chrysler was doing this too?
Re:Although this seems "reasonable" in light of th (Score:3, Funny)
"Saugst ein Ei gehen du fettes Bumsen - Du bist 136 Kilogramm Schaumgummiringöl.",
Hang on, I'll Google for it (Score:5, Funny)
New dictionary words??? (Score:2, Funny)
Or "ungooglable"?
Re:Although this seems "reasonable" in light of th (Score:3, Funny)
hmm, maybe in the paid results? Nope, there aren't any...
Re:Although this seems "reasonable" in light of th (Score:3, Funny)