Microsoft's "Immortal Computing" Project 316
SeenOnSlash writes "Microsoft is working on a project they call 'immortal computing' which would let people store digital information in durable physical artifacts and other forms to be preserved and revealed to future generations, and maybe even to future civilizations. The artifacts would be designed to make the process of accessing the information clear with instructions in multiple languages or hieroglyphics. In one possible use, messages for descendants or interactive holograms might be stored on tombstones. The project was revealed when their patent application recently became public."
misread title (Score:5, Funny)
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Long Term Data Retention (Score:2, Informative)
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I believe the internet has enough prior art to make immoral computing unpatentable.
(But dear it's "art". Honestly. Pass the tissues)
Yeah...I did... (Score:2)
Re:misread title (Score:5, Funny)
yeah, I went there (Score:5, Funny)
As far as projects like this are concerned, there can be only one.
A bit rich (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:A bit rich (Score:5, Funny)
pun intended (Score:5, Funny)
When dealing with the dead, it's really more of a service.
Re:pun intended (Score:4, Funny)
True, but with Dead Restriction Management in place, it hopefully stays one way.
(from behind the poster: BRRRAAAAAAAAaaaiiiinsss)
Whooops, missed one.
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Since the dead have already mounted a grassroots campaign [newsfactor.com] in support of Microsoft, they'd probably be pretty keen to buy in.
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If the dead can vote (at least in Chicago), why shouldn't they be allowed to buy upgrades?
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Yes, an upgrade cycle that lasts for ever, and ever, and ever... Sounds like immortality, don't you think? I'm not sure why they'd need a patent for it, they've done so much prior art already.
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This way the remains of the poor individuals having subscribed to M$ perhaps have a chance to make M$ richer.
CC.
Re:A bit rich (Score:5, Insightful)
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As going from a new version to an old version, a simple patch for the old version to allow the document just missing the so called feature rather than a blank refusal to open the document would be easy enough to do. As for ignoring the additonal cost of communicating with th
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Scenario 1. There's a free Word viewer you can download if you don't want to pay for Office.
Scenario 2. You can still save Word documents in good old
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I am very much bothered by the fact that you seem to think this must be undertaken by companies. Humans have engaged in the process of legacy-leaving for tens of thousands of years and whi
tombstone (Score:4, Funny)
Yuh huh... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Unfortunately, that text is the lyrics of Theme from Shaft by Isaac Hayes.
Re:Yuh huh... (Score:5, Insightful)
This has the nice bonus that usually no-one cares about information that's boring, so as time goes on the good stuff lingers while the blogs die; it's very similar to natural selection, right down to the immortal digital information being stored in temporary bodies.
Re:Yuh huh... (Score:5, Insightful)
Popular != good.
More importantly, what we find interesting today, might be totally worthless to people in the future, while stuff we consider useless and boring could be immensely valuable. That's the big problem with backups - you never really know today what you might want tomorrow. In many ways, the reverse is true - what is not backed up will gain value because of its rarity. Imagine how much you could make if you found a lost Shakespeare sonnet today - discarded by Shakespeare because he thought it was utter crap.
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Profitable != good.
Re:Yuh huh... (Score:5, Funny)
John?
John Titor?
Is it you?
Memes (Score:2)
This has the nice bonus that usually no-one cares about information that's boring, so as time goes on the good stuff lingers while the blogs die; it's very similar to natural selection, right down to the immortal digital information being stored in temporary bodies.
Richard Dawkins, is that you? [wikipedia.org]
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This is even more important now, because things are changing so incredibly quickly. I'm not a historian, but from what I have read, day to day life 800 years ago for your average person wasn't likely to
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It's ok, this time they're including clear instructions on how to access that information... any bets on how many pages those instructions will run to? 6000 maybe?
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Or, just as likely, they'll reinvent the stone statue, proclaim the task finished for the ages, and patent it under the name "Ozymandias".
Makes no sense. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Makes no sense. (Score:5, Interesting)
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Difference is... (Score:2)
Hell, we have enough issues understanding older forms of languages still in use (German shorthand schrift f
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will not the internet be the solution? (Score:2)
Here's the thing about this. It seems really fixated on physical storage formats (i.e. floppy disks, CD roms, etc), ignoring the whole probability that more and more, storage in the future will be a network service. Take Amazon's S3, for example, or google's online storage plans. It won't simply be the c
The key to durability... (Score:4, Insightful)
If the goal is to keep valuable information for future generations, a regularly upgraded, Internet-based distributed storage system would be a better bet.
Jurassic Sparc anyone? (Score:4, Funny)
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Nah, you don't need amber to do that. One day the future civilizations will find all the E.T: The Extra-Terrestrial cartridges for the Atari buried in the Arizona desert. And then rapidly bury them again.
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No, the sentient machines will marvel out how primitive their ancestors were.
NOOOOO! Think of the Chaos Theory! (Score:3, Funny)
And then all Hell will break loose. The BSOD wil run rampant, terrorizing the populace. Somewhere along the way Ian Malcom will probably spout nonsense while high on morphine, too.
This is Microsoft we're talking about (Score:4, Funny)
This is Microsoft we're talking about, their idea of clear seems to be a bit muddy at best. Besides, doesn't Windows already come with unintelligible hieroglyphics, otherwise known as "error messages?"
What do you wish YOUR ancestors recorded for you? (Score:5, Interesting)
It got me thinking about all the OTHER things I wish I could know about them. These were coal-mining Irish folks, not so much for the reading, writing, and 'rithmetic, so they didn't make a lot of efforts to record anything, at least not that's survived the years. In the other branches of my family, the more recent immigrants from Croatia and Spain, we have a few stories and a little jewelry, but past 1880 or so, there's just nothing.
I want to know more. I want to know what they thought about the current events of their world (why DID my great-great-great grandfather enlist, anyway? ). What did they think of their jobs, and their families, and about why they were in their places in the world? Did they wonder what I'd be like? What did they wonder most about the future, and did they care?
So... tell me, Slashdot, on this fine, dark, cold Tuesday morning: If this technology, or something similar, had been available, what do you wish your ancestors would have left behind for you to read, or watch videos of, or hear? And why?
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With the more ancient relatives I'd be more interested in the day to day trivia of their lives since their lives would quite likely be very different from the life I'm used to but the more recent relatives I'd like to know more about their relationships between other branches of my family. For everyone I'd like some insight into any large decisions they have made, e.g. going to war or whatever.
I often wander to what extent my perception of the past is influenced by black and white photographs or grainy footage, it's strange that when I see some of the very rare pioneering colour film from the Edwardian period it seems a lot easier to relate to as the past being a real place than it does in black and white and I wonder what effect this will have on our ancestors as they view our lives today in full colour.
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Where did you hide the money?
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the solution is not software, but brevity... (Score:2)
You identify an ancestor who died at Gettysburg whose name you share -- it is is altogether fitting and proper to be interested in someone you're linked to, and who was connected to such an historic day; but
Can Sci-Fi be considered prior art? (Score:3, Insightful)
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Nice idea, but it doesn't deserve a patent (Score:4, Insightful)
It's a good idea, but not original. I read the article, but couldn't force myself through the whole patent. Still, it sounds to me like they are trying to patent the idea of a time capsule, with the only difference being that they are talking about information in a more interactive form.
They aren't even trying to patent a specific technique, but the whole idea. From the patent application (all the way at the bottom which I did read):
So basically they are claiming that any system which in any way is similar to theirs is covered. Ok, par for the course. It still isn't very original, and doesn't deserve a patent.
What do they want to achieve anyway? Will you have to buy a renewable licensing scheme for accessing this information? Will it contain drm? Will sony end up owning your grandfathers immortal thoughts?
So what if I write an interactive information system as described, with the one difference is that I'm still alive, and I just want my genius available to my friends and family without actually having to talk to them. Does the system all of a sudden owe licensing costs to MS when I die?
This has to be one of silliest patent ideas I've seen. Of course, I haven't seen all that many and remain convinced that there are many more that are sillier.
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It's even funnier when you realise they're trying to protect their "immortal computing" insights with a patent that expires after 20 years.
If they produce a product, I bet the EULA will guarantee they'll support it for 20 years, or eternity, whichever comes first...
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Well, if the patent does get approved, there is one minor consolation. It will expire in 20 years, which is a small amount of time compared to forever. (And hopefully you'll live that long, so you wouldn't owe the licens
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Naaaahhh, that could never happen...
I wish... (Score:2)
Let's get the joke out of the way first... As this is Microsoft, we will have to keep updating to newer versions of Microsoft Immortal Computing? Will they be backwardly compatible? ;)
I think we all wish our precious data would live forever, or at least a lot longer than it's likely to at the moment. My parents have stacks of old photographs in boxes... will I have such a collection when I'm older or will I only have a smattering of stuff I've taken recently? I'm just a couple of hard disk crashes away fro
Hubris? (Score:5, Funny)
Mod parent up! (Score:4, Insightful)
Very, very clever. If I had mod points I'd give them! If Microsoft is really serious about doing this, then they will be doing the very antithesis of what they have been doing since, well, ever. Proprietary file formats anyone? Secret protocols? DRM? All of these things which they've been doing and promoting from the very beginning are precisely the sorts of things that will frustrate future digital archaeologists to no end. Consider the simple fact that we can still read Galileo's technical writings from the 1560's, but not Marvin Minsky's technical writings from the 1960's, thanks to proprietary storage hardware. Stuff is basically written on the wind [longnow.org] these days, and Microsoft has done more than any single organization (largely because of their market monopoly) to make information as evanescent as it is now.
Prototype (Score:3, Funny)
Here's a snapshot of a prototype [daviddarling.info] of what these artifacts will look like.
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So rather than encoding our information in a simple form which people in the future can translate we should be building a machine which can adapt to conditions in the future and learn how to communicate with the natives. And if the natives don't evolve in the right direction it should direct their evolution until they bloody well do understand it.
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Exactly!
And who better to enforce standards on people than Microsoft, eh? ;-)
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Ah yes: Moonwatcher the proto-human reaches out to touch the mysterious monolith, not comprehending the message displayed on its surface: Abort, Retry, Ignore?
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Kidding aside, I think this is important (Score:2)
It's nice to think that all the technology we're used to will endure forever, but history goes in cycles, not straight lines. Civilizations fall as well as rise. When this civilization falls, it's possible that the infrastructure to build laptops, hard drives, and routers may disappear too, not to mention the power grid to support them. Whether that happens in 100 years or 10,000, it would be nice to know that the stuff we've learned can be preserved past that date.
I would be really happy to work on a wa
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I hope you realize that encyclopedias (well, they're not quite Wikipedia, but still well-edited works) printed on paper are scattered in homes and libraries all around the globe already. Storing stuff on paper as a civ-collapse insurance is pretty far already, at least way furthe
Immortal Computing? (Score:2, Funny)
Altruism (Score:2, Funny)
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They patented it?!? (Score:2)
Oh, wait... that's Microsoft. They don't need to make sense at all, silly me!
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Remember the patent system is broken. Patents have to be kept for defensive purposes as well as aggressive.
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Sounds like a job for ODF (Score:4, Insightful)
If there's anything that should completely die out (Score:4, Insightful)
Erasing them and everything they touch from the face of the earth is one of the most helpful things we can do for future civilisation.
10,000 years in the future (Score:4, Funny)
Karma Whore link! (Score:3, Insightful)
Go to the link above and it will get the patent docs into a PDF format so that you don't have to install that ridiculous TIFF plugin. And if someone out there knows an easier way to view the page without a ridiculous plugin (under Linux+Firefox) please tell?
I foresee the.... (Score:2)
On some guy's tombstone (Score:2)
"Help! Some bastard locked me in a box and buried me alive! Air supply is limited!"
Hi There! (Score:5, Funny)
Question is... (Score:2)
Ozymandias of Egypt (Score:5, Insightful)
Who said:--Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Re:Ozymandias of Egypt (Score:4, Interesting)
A nobler grave than this;
Here lie the bones of Castlereagh;
Stop, traveler, and piss.
-- Lord Byron, on Lord Castlereagh
Digital Preservation (Score:2)
I'm sure there's no place for such travesties as "useWord2002TableStyleRules" in a document format intended to last thousands of years and be readable by future civilizations ... nor in the tens-of-years timeframe which OOXML
pretends to address.
I can see it now... (Score:5, Funny)
Archaeologist A: Wow! A graveyard from the early 21st century, and it's perfectly preserved!
Archaeologist B: An awesom find!
A: I can't begin to imagine how much we can learn from this...
B: Yeah... oh look! This one has a kind of primitive digital inscription!
A: Can you activate it?
B: Reconfiguring my power source now... ah yes...
A: What is it?
B: A strange message..
A: What?
B: "This gravestone has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Would you like to tell Microsoft about this problem?"
A: Who is Microsoft?
Re:I can see it now... (Score:5, Funny)
- "Hi there, I'm a Nigerian prince and I have something important to tell you: Buy V14GRA at the lowest rates and enlarge your pennis. 100% guaranteed!"
On one hand this is a good idea, but (Score:2)
Prior art? (Score:2)
This is a case where Microsoft needs to remember: gloves.
What artifacts would store the info? (Score:4, Insightful)
Honestly, this is making headlines because whenever Microsoft files for obscure patents that their rather talented architects and strategic planners can forsee, they are challenged on the basis of validity for their patent. If some startup somewhere was doing this research, it would have never made
Then again, the ol' rock, chisel, and hammer seemed to hold information for a damn long time...
Forget the artefacts, go online instead. (Score:2)
Replication is one part of the answer; the more copies of something that exist, the less likely it is that all will be destroyed or lost.
Another part o
No-one will be able to read it (Score:2)
What will we record for future generations?? (Score:3, Insightful)
* George Bush dropping the First Dog
* Wikipedia: The Greatest Edits
* Donald Trump's Hairpiece
* Star Wars where Han shoots first
This Sucks.. (Score:2)
Patenting Voyager Records? (Score:2)
and the first message they read is.... (Score:2)
Read the article, first. (Score:2, Interesting)
If you were continually reminded every year of some tragic loss, with the same intensity as when it first occurred, would that be a benefit or detriment to your life? This is not a choice to be made lightly, and it's certainly not the promotional use case
Useless junk (Score:2)
Tell me about any practical help we have got from the suddenly discovered things of the past.
Nothing but artefacts of sheer entertainment.
Data != Computing (Score:3, Insightful)
Dan East
And our brand name will be... the "Time Capsule". (Score:3, Funny)
What's the catch? Oh, yeah "electronically". WTF is wrong with the patent office that they allow applicants
to append whatever the prevalent technology of the day is, to the end of their patent application as a sign of
originality.
The formula looks like this: [standard idea with which everyone is familiar] + ["The Web"] = [New Concept]
Obviously in this case we're talking about consumer electronics and not the web, but the point is the same.
Microsoft just patented the "Time Capsule", in fact I'll be amazed if they don't call it the "Microsoft Time Capsule"
in a fit of creative brilliance. Never mind that the idea is a standard part of cultural awareness, they've added something
new and its -- yes -- today's standard technologies for data storage. Sure there are plenty of time capsules out there,
but there's no prior art for this one because Microsoft was the first to marry all those 'pre-personal-computing' ideas
with their obvious 'post-personal-computing' counterparts.
And with an army of lawyers, there's a whole lot of work out there applying that formula above to each and every
concept on Earth.
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