The Beer Tossing Fridge 223
cmacdona101 writes "CNN is reporting on a recent Duke grad that's engineered a remote controlled Fridge that tosses him a beer at the touch of a button. The fridge can launch the beer up to 20 feet, far enough to get to his couch. The video shows the fridge using a "beer magazine clip" and a remote firing system that let you determine angles and ballistics to get the beer to your friends anywhere in the room."
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I suggest getting a dog.
Not only will it fetch beers, but you can kick it instead of beating your wife
(No wives or dogs were harmed in the writing of this comment)
Re:Well I'll be... (Score:5, Funny)
I suggest getting a dog.
Not only will it fetch beers, but you can kick it instead of beating your wife
Besides, who other than a wife would keep the fridge stocked with beer?
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Neither can my wife.
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Hasn't caught on in the US, probably in part due to its communist roots.
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The minor detail, of course, is that the US government supports it as it applies to women who are, well, "international." Which is to say, not in the US.
It's more of an international aid/foreign policy footnote than a holiday, to them.
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7 Dogs (Score:2)
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Hebrew National- is that the brand where the hot dogs are circumcised?
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Waste not, want not...if you know what I mean
Poor use of time. (Score:4, Funny)
The fridge can launch the beer up to 20 feet, far enough to get to his couch.
He'll have to wait a couple of minutes for the beer to settle before opening it when using his system. A smart boozer would realize that it would take only ~20 seconds to walk to the fridge, get two beers and return to the couch with half of one beer chugged by the time he returned.
Damn rookies... The Alcohol Lifestyle isn't just fun & sloth, it's also about using your time effectively!
You're a total n00b! (Score:5, Funny)
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Sploosh (Score:2)
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Re:Poor use of time. (Score:5, Insightful)
Exercise and
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And more importantly, the guy who made this doesn't have to walk in front of the screen in the middle of the football / basketball / synchronized swimming game, either. Now we just need a bottle-tossing version...
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And a proper alcoholic would pipeline the system.
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And a drunkard would drink straight from the kegger!
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Talk about providing a solution to a non-existent problem.
Re:Poor use of time. (Score:5, Insightful)
The guy created something that involves robots, beer, catapults, remote controls, and dangerously fast moving projectiles. He spent a lot of time creating an overly complicated and somewhat destructive method to do something trivially easy.
Videos of this is what the internet was created for!
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Seriously if it did, it would have all things it would take to be the perfect /. article. It's like the perfect storm in /. beer tech.
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While a typical slashdotter would have posted the circuit diagrams on-line along with the timeline photos of the invention assembley and the detailed instructions to building your own.
Oh, and a true slashdotter would have implemented a Laser JDAM [wikipedia.org]-like seeker into the aiming system whereby the owner would point the pen-laser at a guest's hand and the system would calculate
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Besides, making the thing target via a laser paint should at least enable you to destroy said painted object when it is fired, I mean sure you waste some beer, but it is only American beer (for al
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I had assumed you'd know where all the seats are in your room and simply program the 'bot to know the angle, trajectory, for each one. Then you can just request a beer for the specified seating position. Obviously, not as much fun as putting the red dot from
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Re:Poor use of time. (Score:5, Funny)
Yep... (Score:5, Funny)
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Already been done (Score:2)
not such a good idea... (Score:3, Insightful)
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I had a good beer that came in a can, about a month ago. Liked it so much, I went out and bought a six-pack. It's a Scottish Ale called "Olde Chub" brewed by Oskar Blues Grill & Brewery, somewhere in Colorado.
Yes, I was shocked. I have no idea why they can it, but they do, and it tastes just fine.
Of course, yeah, it makes you wonder "What would it taste like if they bottled?"
What, No Midgets? (Score:2, Funny)
What, this thing can't toss a midget? What a rip!!
end politicallyIncorrect
And what's the point of building a fridge, a robot, a beer, or a couch if they aren't running linux, they aren't ethernet enabled, and they don't have a Web 2.0 interface?!?!
The Widget of Sticky
AKA, The Adhesive Gadget
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...and a webcam. How cool would that be? *clickity* *clickity* *clickity* "Run, bitch!"
And then post that video on YouTube. Heh.
homer simpson would love it... (Score:3, Funny)
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I'm sorry but you don't "throw" beer (Score:5, Funny)
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I didn't know you could get good beer in a can.
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Re:I'm sorry but you don't "throw" beer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm sorry but you don't "throw" beer (Score:5, Funny)
And if you really makes you sore, you go get some real beer and some glasses and you hook that somfabitch up.
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And if you really makes you sore, you go get some real beer and some glasses and you hook that somfabitch up
Tried that .. the guy complained my beer had too much of a punch at 6.6% and said he was getting tipsy after a bottle.. next time he came over he brought his own watered down crap with him
What a mistake (Score:2)
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What the fuck? (Score:2)
But? (Score:5, Funny)
Three Laws fucking useless! (Score:5, Funny)
"I'm sorry Sir, the First Law forbids me from harming a human, and alcohol is known to destroy brain cells and cause liver damage."
"Damn you, worthless piece of junk, can't even fetch a beer. Fine, I'll get it mysel--AAAGH! Holy hell! Why'd you punch me?!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, the First Law forbids me to allow through inaction a human to be harmed, even if the harm is self-inflicted."
"But you fucking punched me! That violates the First Law doesn't it!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, but the long term harm of your life of alcohol consumption outweighed the short term harm of preventing you from reaching the fridge. My circuits register deep regret that the action was necessary."
"Whatever, roboasshole. Can you at least grab me a Coke?"
"I'm sorry, Sir, but the First Law forbids me from harming a human, and high fructose corn syrup is a known cause of diabetes."
"I suppose that a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese is right out, then, too."
"Yes Sir. Sorry Sir. Also don't think you can sneak out to the pub without me knowing, Sir."
"Oh god, I'm in hell..."
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The three laws were a creation of Assimov to highlight the alleged impossibility of a system of universal laws to control robots.
A real attempt at universal robot-laws would need to include a rule 0: "No machine may perform a task beyond its design parameters."
guy's home page (Score:5, Informative)
I see a problem (Score:2)
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I was watching this when my boss's boss walked in- (Score:2)
Talk about awkward.
They had it posted on YouTube, and a student I was mentoring for FIRST Robotics had sent me the link. I was laughing so hard that I didn't hear them walk into the room on an un-official tour. When they came to my spot I had to recover, so I pointed out that this was what a student wanted to do for his robot (I am SO going to burn in hell) and that I had to figure out a way to dissuade them.
Fortunately, I recognized the client (and they me) so they joined right in on th
Now all we need... (Score:5, Funny)
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But the Internet doesn't need a video of that robot!
Accuracy improvement... (Score:4, Funny)
As for how to prevent the beer shower that follows... I haven't come up with something for that yet.
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Come to think of it that would also be an awesome weapon for the next 'Quake'.
Two steps forward, one step back (Score:5, Funny)
Forward: Soon, Americans Will Lack The Need To Move
Need? More like ability: this is obviously the next evolutionary step for our species. Why do we need these legs anyway? All they do is make me need to buy pants!
Back: Miller Light? In a fucking can?
Video! (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/445498/robotic_beer
Beer Tossing? (Score:4, Funny)
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This Will End in Tears (Score:4, Insightful)
Mythbusters (Score:2, Informative)
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This is perfect to go with my... (Score:5, Funny)
First Improvement (Score:4, Funny)
The first improvement will be to make it voice activated.
Hey, Bitch. Toss me a cold one!
Yesterday/Today (Score:2)
Today: Hey, Mom. I just put my beer through the Big Screen. Buy me another one.
He is from Duke, right?
If you want to replace women (Score:2)
CNN? News? (Score:2, Funny)
I thought it said "Bear Tossing Fridge" (Score:2)
Although, a bear tossing fridge would be good for protecting food from Yogi and BooBoo.
The politically correct version... (Score:2)
Inside the hose would be a flow sensor and an alcohol sensor. Couch potato would request a drink by blowing into the hose for a few seconds.
Once the breath flow is detected, the controller would measure the breath alcohol. If the person's breath alcohol reading is within the legal driving limit, the machine would flash a green light, and toss the person a beer. Otherwise, it would flash a red light, then toss them a non-alcoholic drink.
Hole in top of fridge. (Score:2)
Thomas Jefferson's Version (Score:2)
If you take the Monticello tour, they point out the little mini dumb-waiter that brought wine up from the cellar. Of course, there was no remote control. He just told his slaves what to bring up, and then they presumeably operated the mechanism with a hand-crank or something. It's been a long time since I took that tour.
This robot has a couple obvious flaws. First, the arm has to rotate to get into firing position. He should have the beer elevator on the other side. Next the beers shouldn't have to
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You must be British. Only they'd like that.
--Michael
couch? (Score:2)
That wouldn't be a good thing, even if it was a beer.
Physicists? (Score:2)
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Draft dodging? :-) (Score:2)
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