Air Force to Get "Cyber Sidearms" 81
mlbtaz writes to mention that techs working on Air Force networks will soon be getting "cyber sidearms" to help alert them to potential security breaches. "The tool could be a small piece of software installed on Air Force computers or it could be a simple mechanism for taking a screenshot and relaying it to security experts, said Maj. Gen. William Lord, who will soon take command of the Air Force's provisional Cyber Command. In an interview this week, Lord said service officials have not made a final decision about which technology they will use for the program. "
Ah then, security breaches made to order (Score:1)
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Well at least... (Score:1)
Though almost as lame.
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Looks just like a Taurus 9mm (Score:4, Funny)
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Sounds like just another Friday night. (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome to Slashdot, Lt. General! Around here we call that "Friday night."
(Aight, he puts on his robe and cyber sidearm...)
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I smell bullshit!
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Unless that is your idea of a good Friday night?
Y'know, I don't think we get it. (Score:4, Funny)
I don't think the Pentagon gets it when it comes to information warfare. I really don't. Maybe it's just me, though, because every time I hear brass use the word "cyber," especially as a verb, the first thing that comes to my mind is cybersex.
Also, this excerpt amuses me:
Maybe the lieutenants need it, but I hope they spare the rest of the servicemembers from this. I mean, talk about patronizing. If Airman Snuffy earns 20 points, does he get a gold star or a day off?
Not so far fetched (Score:5, Informative)
-Rick
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-Rick
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They reflect a relative grade by the reporting official in various categories. They are not assigned for the specific completion of a task like "fixing bosses computar" or "showing up at Equal Opportunity training", but for OVERALL performance.
Specific acts can be used for sup
1 Send Self Virusgram, 2 Report it, 4 PROFIT!!! (Score:2)
Or will the Air Farce figure out the trick after the first few dozen people try it and only give out points if they catch official test virusgrams and not real
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I must be new here
Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
Great program.
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The Good Idea Fairy [urbandictionary.com] strikes again!
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Oh.
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I think they have plenty of tools.
Misnomer (Score:1)
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"cyber sidearms" is a euphamism (Score:5, Funny)
Don't tase me bro!
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Mod parent up for best new
The most ridiculous part of that tasing video was that goddamn line. If you are truly scared, you don't use dude-speak.
If you like the meme (Score:2)
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I had no idea. I am so nailed.
Death to "cyber" (Score:3, Funny)
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"Sidearm"? Silly! (Score:3, Funny)
Uh. Okay. So they have a print screen key that happens to automatically send the screen image to a security review team somewhere rather than saving it locally. Sure, maybe its useful somehow, but calling it a "cyber sidearm" is ludicrous. I mean, I'm sure lots of military sites uses cameras that send images to security personnel, are we going to call them "photographic sidearms" now?
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I'm sorry, chairforce, but to call something a sidearm, it must actively attack, not passively report.
More Air Force Cyberspeak (Score:5, Funny)
caps lock = Cyber Bullhorn
ctrl-H = Cyber Whiteout
ctrl-G = Cyber Air Raid Siren
num lock = Cyber Bionic Numerical Entry Mode
page down = Cyber Teleporter
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delete = Cyber Annihilator
home = Cyber Location Finder
spacebar = Cyber Space-Time Placeholder
ctrl-Z = Cyber Terminator
ctrl-L = Cyber Battlefield Clearer
help = Cyber Oracle
SHIFT PrtSc? (Score:2)
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Wrong. (Score:2)
cyber sidearm AKA camera phone? (Score:2)
---Otherwise known as a cell phone or walkie talkie
---Again, this sounds like a camera cell phone.
Elder said service leaders will stage fake threats to practice using the cyber sidearm.
---Wonder if this will involve tubes of Crest and nailclippers?
Hmmm (Score:2)
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All those wonderful toys... (Score:1)
Cyber-sidearm
F22 Raptors
Stealth Bombers
Flying Saucers
Just seems like an unfair recruiting advantage.
Whoa there nelly... ease up on the tin foil (Score:2)
The cyber sidearm program is part of a broader effort to defend Air Force networks against intruders. Service officials have also begun auditing crucial software to identify security risks, Elder said.
Question #1 - What brought them to the mindboggling decision that they need extra protection that is not already being provided by the wider development world? Break-ins we don't know about?
Question #2 - Why have the rest of the worlds security process/procedures not been sufficient?
Question #3 - Why are they JUST NOW auditing crucial software to identify security risks?
Surely they could simply ask the NSA how to secure their data? right? I smell a rat here, and curious minds want to know the answers.
Real World Threats vs. AirForce TinFoil (Score:3, Insightful)
Putting a cute name on it is a way to get funding and get the users to use the tools they're given and of course
get reputation points for your department. You'll find that the Real World has difficulty with those problems just like the Air Force, and if you don't have an an
Lord Torvalds (Score:1)
We should appoint Linus Torvalds to the rank of Major General.
And instead of "GNU/Linux," call it "the Hive Mind Liberty Core."
Yesssss...
We are people of freedom, chap (Score:2)
we dont like lords ladies dukes majors generals.
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Citizen Torvalds? Author of "the Hive Mind Liberty Core of Love?"
Or maybe, "Mr. Torvalds, Liberty Core Janitor"
just (Score:2)
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the cyber sidearms... (Score:1, Funny)
This is a positive step (Score:1)
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Bah. (Score:1)
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the whole Lord familiy high ranking air force? (Score:1)
Q: What is "a simple mechanism for taking a screen (Score:2)
A: Prnt Scrn
Funny Tag? (Score:1)
this article is more ambiguous than andy dick! (Score:2)
Hello? Cryptonomicon? (Score:1)
How the Air Force decided it "needed" AFCYBER (Score:2)
One thing you have to understand about Generals (Score:1)
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Device requirements (Score:2)