British Intelligence Inserts Job Ads Into Games 44
eldavojohn writes "Britain's Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) is taking a new approach to attracting new recruits. 'The monthlong ad campaign, which starts at the end of October, is being run by GCHQ, the recruitment firm TMP Worldwide and Microsoft-owned in-game ad agency Massive Inc. Ads headed 'Careers in British Intelligence' will appear as billboards in scenes in Splinter Cell and other games including Need for Speed Carbon and Enemy Territory: Quake Wars when they are played on computers and Microsoft Xbox consoles in Britain.'"
do it for the britishisms! (Score:2)
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spare tire: -- quagmire
hand: job -- lynch mob
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"I thought she was a sandwich, till she went spare on me hand": Ringo explains to John what transpired at the vending machine in the corner. To go spare means "go berserk"; Ahme had just tried to bite Ringo's ring off! There's a secondary meaning: a girl "going spare" is one who's sexually enthusiastic or available. A deliberate double entendre is entirely possible, especially in light of a long-standing music-hall tradition of having such lines delivered with complete innocence by a straight man (like Ringo).
ObPennyArcade: Looking for agent W007 (Score:1)
Too late, unfortunately. (Score:2)
The idea has merit, though, since you're bound to attract a younger audience with an aggressive streak who loves blowing up enemies and.... uhm.... Maybe not.
Have they really thought this through?
Where Burger King and Toyota got it right (Score:3, Insightful)
When we are getting peppered with ads during games, I fell pretty cheated that there wasn't a discount on the price. It's bullshit. If you are going to flood the game with ads, make it cheaper or free! For example, Yaris for Xbox live or the Burger King games. Although I must say that Burger Kings presence in Fight Night was sickening. Especially when I had to pay $60 to get "the King" as a trainer fighting in a BK themed ring!
I don't mind the concept of ads in games if it discounts the game. But I can't stand being charged full price for a game when the studio was paid to force gamers to sit through a commercial.
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At any rate, the GP post isn't complaining that the price of (and the presence of advertisements in) the game is a violation of his civil liberties or a crime against humanity. He isn't threatening the companies involved, or even picketing their offices. He's basica
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To a point. Although I enjoy the humourous fictional ones in GTA or some Baseball games much more. But take, for instance Burnout. When am I going to feel real racing a mobile Hardees resteraunt? Where will I see a Spike TV billboard every tenth of a mile? Or GRAW, Although it is cool to have realistic vehicles, since when is every vehicle on the streets of Mexico a new Dodge Ram? Not to mention the billboards.
The standard release price for games is ~$60. Many spend top dollar developing games witho
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Re:Where Burger King and Toyota got it right (Score:5, Informative)
Adjusted for inflation, games are cheaper now than they have ever been.
Adjusted for inflation, games are more expensive to produce than they have ever been.
Even accounting for industry growth and inflation, the per-unit production cost of games is higher than it has ever been.
How, exactly, are you being cheated?
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Whatever, it is what it is.
The real issue: Boxing and fast food? Show me a (dedicated) boxer that fucks with Burger King.
Ads in games should contribute to the experience. Um, in a positive way. BK did not do that, it was a travesty. How about an athletics company? Nike would have been fine, for example.
Yes, they are selling to the patrons, not the athletes, I get it. But wtf...I'd rather it be the goddamn Bud frogs...
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I'm out, I concede!
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Nothing new, really (Score:4, Informative)
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Life imitates science fiction (Score:3, Informative)
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When can I start? (Score:2)
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Other than, what is the house edge (1.24%, 1.04%, and 14.44% depending on the bet), what baccarat questions could there be? It's an entirely deterministic game.
You fail the interview (Score:2)
So British Intelligence's fiendishly clever baccarat-related questioning has already succeeded in weeding out a North American spy! It's off to the Tower with you!
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The spies who really act like James Bond don't last. They attract attention to themselves and get caught. The last thing a spy wants to do is attract attention.
I'm reminded of the introductory speech in the first episode of Spy [imdb.com]: the recruits wouldn't be doing any combat or firearms training, because if they ever needed such in real life, it would be too late anyway, and the chainsaw would probably already be warmed up.
...laura
Somewhat misleading headline, don't you think? (Score:2)
The headline makes it sound like something nefarious is going on, as though someone in MI5 is hacking the game (or servers or whatever) and surreptitiously planting the adverts without permission...
Yes I know the summary is better, I'm just talking about the headline - something like "British Intelligence buys in-game advertising space" would be rather more
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No, unfortunately not. Nice idea, though...
* goes away and cracks the advert server *
* inserts copy of CV addressed to GCHQ *
I wonder if they'd appreciate that?
Hmm... (Score:1)
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Who'd a thunk (Score:2)
Or maybe it's just habit?
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"At least they caught their traitors eventually."
Philby, MacLean, Burgess, all died in Moscow. Blunt confessed to MI-5 himself, and Cairncross was only identified by Soviet defectors.
Caught: are you sure it means what you think it means?