Ballmer Calls Android a "Press Release" 270
Bergkamp10 writes "Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer tried to shoot down Google's new mobile platform at a press conference in Tokyo. Ballmer called Android a mere 'press release' at present, and said the mobile platform market is 'Microsoft's world.' Ballmer dodged requests to comment on specifics of the Android software platform, preferring instead to highlight the successes of the Windows Mobile platform which he said is on 150 different handsets and is available from over 100 different mobile operators. 'Well of course their efforts are just some words on paper right now, it's hard to do a very clear comparison [with Windows Mobile],' Ballmer said. 'Right now they have a press release, we have many, many millions of customers, great software, many hardware devices and they're welcome in our world,' he added."
Vaporware? (Score:4, Funny)
Ballmer called Android a mere 'press release' at present
That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.
Re:Vaporware? (Score:5, Interesting)
That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.
Be that as it may, Windows Mobile is in widespread use and Android isn't yet. I have little doubt that it will be adopted with great speed, but currently Mr Ballmer does have a point.
Re:Vaporware? (Score:5, Insightful)
As an ex-user of Windows Mobile and now on Symbian, I'd say the market is still wide open for someone who can do it well.
WinCE is still crash-prone, clumsy and ugly on a handheld. Symbian is more stable and looks better, but still has glitches, and is much harder to develop for. Apple iPhone's locked down nature isn't suited to creating a new mobile software ecosystem, so if Google gets this right, they may have a new wave to ride.
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I used to always believe that Open Source was a neat thing, and a good idea... But not terribly effective at being cutting edge. That has changed lately, at least in my eyes, and I see OS taking over. Compiz on Kubuntu is very, very nice, if not yet perfect. I can do things on it that make my Mac co-workers a bit jealous (Yakuake, desktop cube, scribbling on the screen) and it's getting better all the time. ATI has been releasing their
Re:Vaporware? (Score:5, Insightful)
The fact is, open-source is a highly efficient way to collaboratively develop software. It is a great framework for collaboration on a corporate level: it's simple and lightweight, with no complicated corporate agreements and resulting conflicts of interest. This is what Google is trying to accomplish here. If a few of the major 5-10 handset vendors gets serious and hires a few developers to push this platform along, it will quickly surpass anything Microsoft or Symbian can come up with, simply because the handset vendors know how to make phones and Microsoft doesn't. Google is just trying to kick-start the process.
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The old PalmOS was a little better in some parts, but it was even less stable and couldn't cope with the mobile phone pda functionality.
The whole phone industry is really about not really providing a stable base for developers, just because there is an urgent need to really push
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That's rich, coming from one of the greatest producers of vaporware in the world.
Be that as it may, Windows Mobile is in widespread use and Android isn't yet.
Apparently Windows mobile has a little more presence on phones than Linux has on the desktop. "Widespread use" doesn't seem to be a very good way of characterising it.
Granted Windows Mobile has seen the Real World (tm) and has even been through a number of iterations which made it somewhet better (hopefully). It also has the theoretical advantage of being able to communicate more easily with the dominant desktop system and to share applications with it with a recompile (and possibly a few tweakings).
Note h
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Past predictions and commentary from Ballmer (Score:2)
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Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Insightful)
To sum things up, competition is good and Microsoft is going to get a taste of a company that can do more to mobile platforms than Symbian can (or so I expect).
Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Insightful)
Steve is running scared. I'd say that over 75% of the Windows Mobile market consists of handsets manufactured by HTC and Motorola, with a good chunk of the rest being Samsung. Guess what - those two companies are part of Google's OHA. (I can't remember, is Samsung involved? Microsoft is really screwed if they are.)
Steve should shut up and stop attacking Android and figure out how to compete before Microsoft loses one of their largest handset manufacturers.
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' ...and they're welcome in our world,' (Score:2)
Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Insightful)
Nice astroturf attempt, but too many people here have tried to use Windows Mobile handhelds.
Their software is not good. It's not stable. It's resource hungry. The interface is intrusive and ugly. The only advantage for users of the platform is the development tools available.
If Palm hadn't dropped the ball, Google might have had a fight on their hands. As it is, the field's open.
Re:Does anyone care what Ballmer thinks on this? (Score:5, Interesting)
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"Microsoft has a great share of the mobile market and their software is actually quite good nowadays"
You mean so good that when I was shopping for a new phone last month, the sales rep told me to stay as far away from the Windows phones as possible. Or how about this: on a separate occasion, my wife (who was also shopping for a phone recently) had a sales rep tell her that he would refuse to sell her a Windows phone because 100% of them got returned within 2 weeks, and he was sick of having unhappy custome
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Oh yeah? First show me the code!
I don't believe in any of this cargo-cult-mumbo-jumbo, I believe in computer-science.
Good is good (Score:2)
They have a great marketshare unless you include Symbian and the Blackberry OS. Oh, and Palm too.
and their software is actually quite good nowadays.
Sucking less than before is not the same as good. Good is good.
And yes, I've used Windows Mobile 6. That's why I have an iPhone now.
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No, he isn't, and repeating spin doesn't make it come true.
delusions of grandeur (Score:5, Interesting)
Have a look at the market share figures:
http://x.msmobiles.com/portal/images/other/symbian-market-share.jpg [msmobiles.com]
Microsoft's worldwide presence is a joke. In fact, Linux is already far more widely used worldwide than Microsoft, Palm, and RIM combined.
And yes, Google's announcement is sort of a press release at the moment.
It's a press release for something that is going to be available in less than a week for developers, with a dozen industry heavyweights behind it. That's not just a press release.
To be fair (Score:3, Insightful)
Be it corruption, cheating, lies or whatever that got him where he is, the unfortunate fact is that he is there.
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No system is crashproof if you have root access
You can write to
The GP is light on details but you can interpret it as "They found a flaw working as an unprivileged user, and wrote a program exploiting that flaw, crashing the system" or "They wrote a program requiring root acces that would purposefully trash the system".
With the 2nd interpretation, Ballmer didn't prove anything else that "don't run your system as root/admin
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The title of the story made it sound like he said, "Android? That's just a press release, nothing more!"
Instead he made an insightful comment about MS's position in the Mobile OS market compared to Google's.
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Ok - Ballmer's a nut job sure, but is he saying anything absolutely, quantifiably wrong or deceitful
Absolutely, quantifiably wrong? No. Deceitful, maybe. If Google has announced this technology, which has been only rumors for a very long time, you can probably bet that it's more than 'just talk.' Google probably has some code and maybe a prototype. Of course, since Google haven't shown anything, quantifiably, it is just talk.
But he definitely overstates Microsoft's success on the mobile platform. Microsoft, is at best, a bit player on the global stage with Symbian currently dominating.
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But he definitely overstates Microsoft's success on the mobile platform. Microsoft, is at best, a bit player on the global stage with Symbian currently dominating.
Yes - you are correct. My point, which has more to do with slashdot than Windows C, I suppose, is that execs overstate and bluster all the time, but it's only when a Microsoftian does this that people get all up in arms.
So I guess you did not read the slashdot article posted two days ago in which Symbian blasts Android? http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/11/07/142247 [slashdot.org] I think people got as up in arms with Symbian as they did with Microsoft.
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"Right now they have a press release" means "their design is already better than ours".
"we have many, many millions of customers" means "alot of people are looking for an alternative"
"great software" means "bloated software"
"many hardware devices" means "we're still trying to build a good one"
" and they're welcome in our world" means "they're violating our patents!".
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"many hardware devices" means "lots of hardware for our handset manufacturers to port Android to" - Note that two of the largest manufacturers of Windows Mobile based hardware (Motorola and HTC) are part of the OHA, and in fact HTC appears to be the company that will be doing the initial "reference hardware platform"
For example, AT&T Wireless' Windows Mobile lineup consists of handsets from:
Motorola (part of O
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But how do you fit "surface" in your pocket? (Score:3, Funny)
Anyway, MS doesn't build phone or PC hardware. So any implementation of their "surface" work would have to come from them passing the tech on to their manufacturing partners.
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For a good review of the latest Windows Mobile version 6 on state of the art hardware, see the NYT. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/08/technology/personaltech/08pogue.html?ref=business [nytimes.com]
I especially like his simple list of suggestions to Microsoft to fix severe usability problems such as: 'If it takes four presses on the More button just to see everything in the Start menu -- and you provide no direct way to get to the first page from the last -- you need to redesign.'
And... '...over all, it's a shame that such bloated, baffling software runs a phone whose hardware is so close to perfect.'
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I think most of his article is spot on, with the exception of this:
The two-key sequence is the whole point - if only one key unlocks the phone, it could easily be accidentally pressed.
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The great software part... Well there is MAME for WinCE/Mobile. There are some very good applications for Windows Mobile. They do have millions of customers and many devices.
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Lets translate this (Score:5, Funny)
Right now they have a press release
TRANSLATION: so here is one my own. Their contains dates and promises with a history to back it up. Mine contains nothing.
we have many, many millions of customers
TRANSLATION: we got less then 10% of the market, we are so small Apple might overtake us with just one phone.
great software
TRANSLATION: Oh come one, am I trying to kid. It is the sucks and the only people that use Windows Mobile are those who absolutly have too. If it was so great we wouldn't be such a small player. Really, go to a european or japanese mobile phone dealer and try to find a MS phone. Thank god for our lock on the desktop or we would really be nothing. Curse you blackberry!
many hardware devices
TRANSLATION: we just can't shift them so we keep trying with lots of new devices hoping one day to get it right. Curse you steve jobs for doing it in one!
they're welcome in our world
TRANSLATION: and in our world the sky is pink with polka dots Wheee! I am not crazy, I am an airplane!
So no, nothing he says is actually a lie, it is just... man it is hard to remain serious about this. The symbian one was laughable enough, this is just, it is almost sad.
I have to keep telling myself it is his job to say that and that he probably knows that it is all a big lie, because if he really believes what he says he really needs to seek proffesional help.
Some people point out that he has no choice but to say this, he needs to reasue stockholders. That is true. Up to a point. But if you are a MS stockholder, does this reassure you? Because it just sends up a huge red flag to me that this guy has no clue how to deal with the fact that MS Windows Mobile just ain't doing that well and is now facing two new competitors (Apple and Google) who seem to have a very big clue, wrapper around a stick and are paddling his flabby ass.
Their world? Yeah right! (Score:4, Interesting)
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the battery life isn't that great, but then again, 520 mhz xscale and a big vga screen are eating a lot (and i do tend to listen music via a2dp and reading books on my windows mobile phone, and all that at the same time).
nothing locks up when the battery runs down, the phone just shuts off. as soon as you begin to charge it, you can use it again. every cell phone does that. losing the data when the battery is empty happens no more since wm5. before that you had t
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APPLE
If you want to brick your ****ed IPhone anyway
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microsoft doesn't make their pdas themselves, they sell the operating system to different oems instead.
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PS, I own two, they both still work more reliably than portable versions of Windows.
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I own an HTC Trinity (P3600) with WM5, and I like it, even though the OS has some real flaws and isn't really as user-friendly as it should be.... Still, there are thousand of modifications, and that to someone like me is very important.
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What happens... (Score:5, Interesting)
He's always trying to steal the hype (Score:5, Interesting)
He obviously can't upstage them with functionality or stability (I have a Windows Mobile lying on a shelf, gathering dust), so he'll have to try name-calling.
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remind me again... (Score:2)
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(grabs advocate_one and pushes him to the floor as a chair whooshes overhead)
Wow, it must be good (Score:5, Insightful)
First Symbian now Microsoft. It sure has the two competitors in a uproar.
You want to know the really funny thing, although I heard about the google phone, it is through this press release by MS and Symbian I learned that it is called Android and that it was officially announced. Thanks to these nice companies for helping me spot that I missed the original press-release by google itself (surely the world ain't so ironic that the original story never made slashdot?).
Okay, enough fun, on with a serious comment.
Taking bets, when a MS employee leaves to work on the google phone, what will Steve Ballmer throw, shouting "I will fucking bury Google, I failed to do so once, and I will fail to do so again."
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Their competitiors have to reply saying they're not worried. How else could they reply?
Yeah, cuz MS itself never made empty promises (Score:2)
Agreed. Microsoft seems rather defensive compared to their usual, given that they are supposedly in a strong market position:
Gee, what's this, Mr. Ballmer? You mean you don't like it when a Big Company announces way ahead of time that they're coming out with A New System? You're worried that customers will wait and hold off on buying the compet
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Well, yes... (Score:2)
Product release Monday (Score:5, Insightful)
Wasn't Windows CE at one time just a press release (Score:2)
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So, Android is like Vista? (Score:2, Redundant)
Boy was I early! (Score:2, Funny)
Methinks (Score:5, Insightful)
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Apples and Oranges (Score:2)
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He is right, you know. (Score:2)
But the fun thing is that this is traditional Microsoft strategy. Microsoft has crushed many companies with press releases stating that they will "soon" release something, which will obviously become the strategy, and investing anything in the existing solutions will be a waste of time. So rather than buy a solution now, companies wait for "the standard" to come from Microsoft. W
MS accusing someone else of FUD? (Score:4, Funny)
Not their world at all (Score:2)
The Windows Mobile department has a fairly management steady staff turnover, almost like it's a training ground for executives. They jumped into the mobile market just like they jumped into the browser market all those years ago. Windows Mobile is (like IE was) getting a bit stale now, they can only reskin the interface so many times and get away with it.
If Windows Mobile was a mobile device sensation then
Heh (Score:2, Insightful)
methinks the monkey doth protest too much (Score:2)
Oh yeah? And HealthVault is the exact same thing (Score:2)
Ballmer's sucky reality distortion field (Score:2)
I suppose if CEOs were made to be reasonable and only say truthful things that they wouldn't say very much after all.
2-3 years ago he was "laughing" at linux (Score:2)
Ballmer Calls Android a "Press Release" (Score:2)
It has to be good. (Score:2)
arrogance and stupidity in 1 package = efficiency (Score:2)
Windows Mobile is crap. (Score:2)
Beyond this, we've been screaming to various vendors for similar form factor devices running Linux, or at least *not WM*, but I keep hearing the same excuse,
This could lead the way to a desktop killer (Score:2)
But even with small laptops, desktop computing on the go is clumsy and inconvenient at best. I'm sure confident that we have all the other supporting technologies in-line yet, but having an open-development platform for which to write apps could go a long way to moving useful software from the d
Balmer? (Score:2)
Then why so defensive, Steve? (Score:2)
But if it is, why bother commenting on it? Why not just shrug the shoulders and, if asked, say something like "I'll comment on it when I see it, so far, there ain't anything to be seen for miles." and leave it at that?
Windows Vista was a just press release too... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:hmm (Score:5, Interesting)
I now 'get it'. its the phone they were working on.
I think its real. and they seem to be putting a LOT of energy into this project, too.
I doubt its vaporware.
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I know how you feel. I also didn't get an offer.
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otoh, I'm an older guy and while they would have worked me to the bone, a year or two later I could probably count on the brian reid treatment [techcrunch.com]
thanks but no thanks. the cat is out of the bag and no way I'd want to work for a known discriminator/employer.
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Did any of these announcements happen on any of the days the market has fallen by 200+ points? Because that has happened about 4 times in the last month.
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99% of people pick the email provider based on the name part of the email. If you go to hotmail looking for firstname.lastname@hotmail.com the odds are really good that som