The DIY Tank 334
Will Foster, a Kettering University student, has built his own half sized Panzer tank. It took Will 2 years and around $10,000 to build his mini-tank and he says the process has been "a lot of trial and error...I'd buy a $200 part that didn't work, then go to a $300 part that didn't work before finding a $50 part that did." The tank is about as big as a small car, and can reach speeds of around 20 mph with its three-cylinder diesel engine. It runs on treads, has a cannon powered by compressed air from a scuba tank and parks wherever the hell it wants.
One question... (Score:5, Funny)
hail all ye rounders (Score:3, Informative)
whatcouldpossiblygowrong? (Score:5, Funny)
I Come In Peace! (Score:5, Funny)
Liberation through overpriced syrupy caffeinated beverages! Bet Rommel never thought of that.
LOL! Look at the URL (Score:5, Funny)
"post moto kid death story here" ?!?
I'm thinking that there must be a "part two" to this tale!
$ Dollars (Score:5, Funny)
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Interesting (Score:5, Funny)
Also interesting to see what they will write on the parking ticket...
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I don't think the meter maids would complain so much as the road commission. Treads aren't nice to asphalt, and Michigan already has the worst-maintained roads in the nation...
It's the weight that causes road damage. (Score:5, Informative)
The treads look to be about a foot wide and there's at least five feet of contact on each side. That would give him around 1440 square inches of contact area. If his tank weighs a ton (the "armor" is plywood, after all), it is exerting less than 1.4 psi (about half what a person does).
panzer tank ??? (Score:5, Funny)
you either say "german tank" or "german panzer", but "panzer tank"??? sheesh.
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panzer == armor
Only $2000? I'm all about building one.
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Panzer can mean both.
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This is like complaining that "sherman tank" is redundant, cause, like, you know, everyone knows that a sherman is a tank.
Excuse me while I finish my decaf coffee and turn off my cell phone before I get into my BMW automobile and drive on the interstate highway.
Re:panzer tank ??? (Score:5, Funny)
At least the English decided to name things a cover story dealing with potable water that was hiding the development of what became the first Tank. They only get confused if they forget their mission, it's either following the mess hall around or shooting up the enemy.
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Re:panzer tank ??? (Score:5, Interesting)
He probably could make some of the money back by selling the plans. An ad for "Build Your Own Mini-Tank!" in the back of Popular Mechanics might actually be the most legit kit ever advertised there.
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The ultimate in fahrvergnuegen. Outstanding.
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Yes, thanks for showing that there are fringe cases, like the one with the armadillo you posted. Too bad that Leo doesn't sort by usage or even knowledge of the usage in the general populace, as all the other entries in that list are really not something most people know...
To simply work on that list that Leo comes up with: shell and biological shield are technical terms from very specific fields, casing would usually be translated as Gehäuse no matter how hard/armored it is, an insect's carapace or
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"Hey look at the replica U-Boat submarine!"
But its a English terminology thing... I can't seem to find the Churchill quote but he stated that German villians use U-boats wheras their British Heroes ride in Submarines.
Same thing with the usage of the Germans Panzer Tank.
Re:panzer tank ??? (Score:4, Funny)
But I have to get back to work cleaning out septic panzers.
In English, Panzer doesn't mean tank (Score:4, Insightful)
Words in different languages mean different things, even if the sounds are the same, and even if the word is borrowed into another language. You're not insightful for your observation - you're ignorant of language and linguistics.
Re:panzer tank ??? (Score:4, Funny)
So, now get of my lawn with your German classes!
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Visually, the Panther and Tiger are striking different. The Panther has sloping front armor, the Tiger has a thicker unsloped front plate - not quite as sophisticated, a more brute-force approach to armoring a tank.
Also, as I recall, "Panzer" can be taken colloquially to mean "tank", but the full name of the machine is revealing "PanzerKamphWagen" - which literally translates as "armored fight(ing) vehicle".
I knew all that SL/ASL would come in handy someday!
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Glad to meet another SL player
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In that case, isn't "german panzer" also redundant, you'd just say "panzer"?
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i know, i know. this reply was too pedantic, even for me. but hey!! i'm a geek... "pedantic geek" is as reduntat as "panzer tank", right ?
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The real WTF is the URL (Score:5, Funny)
Note the last part. The Flint Journal must be extremely confident in how road-safe this tank is.
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If you've never been to Flint before, that tank is pretty much what you need to make it down some parts of Dort highway.
Sane police (Score:5, Insightful)
It's refreshing to read about police who aren't trying to taser everything that fails to conform.
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Even if you have been tazed, there are plenty of others who just got a ticket, billy clubed, shot, or let off with a warning o directions to where ever they were attempting to go before getting lost. Not all cops are tazer crazy.
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I mean, if you were tasered it would be by a taserer and not a taser, wouldn't it?
I truly hope "tazed" catches on, but I don't have any hope that it will.
Re:Sane police (Score:5, Funny)
It's a tank. You've got a taser. Good humour is the best way to handle this situation, don't you think? Unless you've got the facility to radio in an airstrike.
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I think LAPD has implemented a preliminary test program.
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And you thought Dirty Harry was tough cop, that guy's street cred must be off scale. You feel lucky today punk? You do? OK, then I'll just have to call in my partner here, WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY STOPPED A FRIGGEN TANK WITH A 9mm PISTOL.
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I remember quite a few people who thought the gunfire in Saving Private Ryan sounded fakey -- precisely because it didn't.
rj
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As a clueless, street-naive person, I can totally understand that. Last July 3rd, I was standing outside a bar when some asshole started shooting (roughly) in the direction of a crowd I was in. In the first second, I couldn't figure out why so many people were diving for the pavement. I mean, it was just someone ac
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Sounded fake to me, I was not wearing ear protection and I was not partially deaf with ringing ears.
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I call bullshit. The armour is made of plywood painted green.
Can't get the picture of a cop being dragged behind a wooden tank now.
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Can't wait to see... (Score:4, Funny)
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Myself, I can't wait to be driving one of these and see someone else talking on a cell phone.
MPG? Straight line! (Score:5, Funny)
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Roads-shmoads.
Bridges... Oh Shit!
Gentlemen (Score:5, Insightful)
There goes a truly great future engineer...
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Tiger I (Score:5, Informative)
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Looks like five road wheels and a raised drive wheel on the front. No interleaving. It is not accurate but closer than some movies have come.
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420 what? (Score:4, Funny)
I've heard of "shotgunning", but that's ridiculous!!!
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The other main use is in Craigslist prostitute ads to let potential Johns know that they are "420 friendly".
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Tailgaters? (Score:5, Funny)
well, not the same tailgater twice with that cannon...
Re:Tailgaters? (Score:5, Funny)
They're happy about the free Red Bull but they're pissed at the slow speed at the same time!
Lunch Money... (Score:5, Funny)
I went to high school with this kid (Score:5, Informative)
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Awww (Score:4, Funny)
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This repair bay looks like hell, clean it up already.
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If you do find someone making a Bonaparte-alike tank in real life, though, send me a link.
My bet (Score:3, Funny)
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Time to take up golf... (Score:4, Funny)
Mind if I play through? *adjusts turret* Of course you don't.
paintball! (Score:5, Interesting)
Not complete until... (Score:5, Funny)
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Ultimate Paintball game! (Score:4, Interesting)
If he could mass produce this and modify the cannon a bit, he has the makings of the ultimate Paintball game.
The heck with these light-infantry paint ball games! I wanna be Patton!
Oh sure, he's hot shit NOW (Score:5, Funny)
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Since this is a Nazi tank, which means 1940:s, the half-scale Manhattan project should start right about now.
We need a half-size nuclear non-proliferation treaty!
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Panzer tank? (Score:2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvDrQVkZBTA [youtube.com]
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seriously.
Liked to Know... (Score:2)
2. Is it tough enough go off-road?
Alvis Scorpion (Score:3, Interesting)
BTW can anybody tell me the actual engine (and gearbox) used on the Kettering version?
Alarm system (Score:5, Funny)
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If one person forgets how to build the weapons of war, it doesn't mean that their enemies will do so as well.
While high morals are good, they need to be tempered with realism.
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You should pay homage to the great weapons of war as the engineering marvels they are. Most of civilizations advancements came from developments associated with war. Don't try to deny that a fundamental of human nature is the ingrained desire to fuck up someone elses shit.
Instead of trying to pretend humans aren't advanced apes with a history of violence, remember that if you are standing with your head in the clouds thinking about "
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Mitsubishi made a hell of a lot more than engines (Score:3, Informative)